Bamboo branch girl

Walk away in despair.

Zhuji stood there poking her fingers, not knowing how to comfort this brother Gua.She suddenly felt guilty, because even an animal has self-respect, and she shouldn't dislike Brother Gua Tai's sticky body.

After hesitating several times, Zhuji still didn't catch up.

At this time, Huang was even more disappointed, he walked slowly with small steps, just to let Zhuji catch up to comfort him.

Sad to say, his soul was inexplicably forced to lock on this croaking body. Although he still retained his original strength, his real body disappeared in the formation of the pentagram.

At first, Huang just wanted to confirm whether Zhuji's sleeves could transfer space, and then stepped into the formation to try, but he never thought that the formation would make the soul out of the body.When Huang woke up from losing consciousness, he found that he was a croak.

"Hahahaha!! This is the first time this uncle has seen a frog wearing a wig! Let me hear you croaking a few times?" Yasha, who had just eaten and drank, stepped out of the kitchen door, and saw a frog dressed up in the yard. A desolate frog, he leaned on the fork until his stomach ached from laughing.

Guan Hu didn't pay attention to Gua Tai Huang, and floated directly in front of Zhu Ji, saying: "Boss, let's leave quickly when we are full. It feels like someone is coming soon, this is the place of the gods."

Zhuji observed for a long time, and finally came to a conclusion: "Is that brother Gua Tai also a god? It always looks like Lord Punishment..."

"Uh...Speaking of which, Boss, does the Heaven's Punishment Lord you mentioned look like this?" Several black lines hung on Guanhu's forehead. Dare to imagine how unique Zhuji's taste is.

"I don't know." Zhuji shook her head, and while looking at Gua Taihuang, she climbed up the fluttering bamboo tube of Guanhu, stood up unsteadily, and gestured with her hand gestures, "Master Heaven's Punishment should be so tall. , much, much taller than Zhuji."

After finishing speaking, Zhuji's legs and feet were unsteady, she fell down, and fell to the ground.In an instant, tears welled up in the corners of her eyes, and she looked at Guan Hu pitifully.

Gua Tai Huang had quick eyesight and quick hands, he was one step ahead of Guan Hu, and helped Zhu Ji up from the ground.After Zhu Ji put away the tears, he immediately turned his back and walked away from Zhu Ji for several steps.

"Could it be that you took that guy's clothes and put them on?" Guanhu asked, holding his chin.

The actions of Gua Taihuang just now made Zhuji let go of her guard, she took the initiative to walk up to Gua Taihuang, and asked, "Brother Guatai, do you know Lord Tianpu?"

"Quack...quack...quack..." Huang really wanted to explain, but because of physical limitations, he couldn't speak normally, which made him feel for the first time what it means to be out of breath.

Zhu Ji squatted, holding her face with her hands, and looked at Gu Taihuang carefully.The more she looked at it, the more she felt that Brother Gua looked a lot like Lord Tian Punishment, and her smile softened accordingly, pink bubbles appeared around her, and she said with a smirk, "Hey hey hey, your voice is so nice."

Quack Taihuang: "..."

"How courageous! Who broke into the important place of the kitchen!"

The person who uttered these arrogant words was a dwarf about three feet tall. He wore a black hat on his head, and his clothes were ordinary straight clothes. His wrinkled face and white beard represented his age. .The one who talks about the important place of the kitchen must be the kitchen god that every household believes in.

"Damn it! How dare you hurt our lord!" The Kitchen God rushed forward, turned the folding fan in his hand into a weapon, and flung it towards Yasha.Only Yasha in the field was more vicious, and the Kitchen God who didn't understand the situation first suspected that he was the one who hurt Huang.

Yasha caught the folding fan effortlessly, threw it aside, and said in a daze, "Huh? Open your eyes and see, where is he hurt? Stop spitting blood!"

Logically speaking, it is wrong to sneak into other people's houses to steal food without their consent, and Zhuji and the others have no reason to refute the Kitchen God's self-protection behavior.

Zhuji bowed to Kitchen God and Huang, and apologized, "I'm sorry! We'll be leaving right away!"

Hearing that familiar voice, the Kitchen God was even more annoyed.He jumped to sit on the rockery, so that he could have a chance to look down on Zhuji, and said, "It turns out to be the notorious daughter of Haiyuan Dashen's family! That's right, only you can do things with these evil monsters."

Speaking of Yu Yiji, the Kitchen God became angry.

The innocent girl in front of her was the evil god who laughed at him as a dwarf and rolled him and his old friend Inari like a ball.

Not only that, this evil god also slandered him for stealing the sacrifice of Inari God, which caused the two best friends, who were originally best friends, to hate each other for hundreds of years.

I thought that Yu Yiji would be able to calm down after being expelled from the divine book and exiled to the human world, but I didn't expect that today she would bring two monsters into Gensokyo together, and wanted to hurt their respected Lord Huang!

Knowing the mistakes and not correcting them is a serious crime!

The Kitchen God rubbed his hands secretly, he planned to complain to the higher authorities when he turned around, and let the Great God Haiyuan teach this little evil god a good lesson.

"He... what is he talking about?" Zhu Ji was puzzled, and turned to ask Guan Hu.

Guan Hu said: "I heard from the master that Haiyuan Great God is the former Sea God, but his daughter is a fallen god."

"Hurry up and hide behind my uncle." Yasha held the fork halberd tightly and blocked Zhuji.Instead, he raised his head and gritted his teeth and said to the Kitchen God, "Little brat, did you ever think about the consequences when you attacked her?"

The Kitchen God jumped down from the rockery and stood beside Gua Taihuang.He said with air, "Do you dare to try it in front of Mr. Huang?"

Hearing the word "Huang", Zhuji moved out, rubbed her eyes, and looked at Brother Guatai seriously, and asked uncertainly, "Is he Lord Huang?"

"I haven't heard of this name yet..." Before the Kitchen God could say the rest, Gu Taihuang flashed in front of the Kitchen God, showing a cold expression.

Although those were the eyes of a frog, it was not difficult to see that there was a warning notice in Huang's eyes.The Kitchen God was shocked by these eyes, his legs trembled unknowingly, and his forehead was sweating profusely.

"My...my lord..." The Kitchen God swallowed.

"Quack! Quack, quack!" Quack Taihuang said coldly.

The Kitchen God took off his hat, and said respectfully: "Yes, Lord Huang, I understand. I'm going to find Sao God to clean the kitchen together."

Even though there was a lot of grievances in his heart, the Kitchen God couldn't speak out, and had to obediently obey the order and give up pursuing Yu Yiji.In the past, the rampant evil god Yu Yiji was the princess spoiled by the Great God Haiyuan, but now, Lord Huang also wants to protect this little evil god who has been reduced to a monster?

I'm so angry!

The Kitchen God cried out in anger, and ran into the kitchen frantically packing up his things.The sound of pots and pans "booming, clang, clang" was disturbing.

Gua Taihuang didn't have time to deal with a lot of kitchen gods who were still like children, so he turned his head and led Yasha and the others to sit inside the house.

"That guy actually knows how frogs talk, maybe you are Huang." Yasha sat down cross-legged, drank a cup of tea unceremoniously, and then tapped the low table with his finger bones, "Hey, did you see that Zhuji came to see you?" Are you there? Playing hide and seek as a frog?"

Zhuji wasn't quite sure whether Brother Guatai was Huang, so she sat quietly like this, trying to recall Huang's appearance.

Huang... what does it look like? (￣ー￣)

Tall or short?Thin or fat?It seems to be very fat... No, the fat one should be called Fatty Brother, but what about the thin one?No, the skinny one looks like Xiao Douding.

Zhuji was torn in her heart, and couldn't remember Huang's physical features.After all, we haven't seen each other for decades, and her memory is not good. If I miss seeing each other for a month, it is very likely that I will forget the other person's appearance.

In the past, Wannianzhu only came to see Zhuji once a month, and Zhuji would take the portrait to carefully compare Wannianzhu's facial features and hairstyle.If the image of Wannianzhu is slightly different from the portrait, Zhuji will automatically judge him as a stranger.

"But." After a long silence, Zhuji finally spoke out.

"Boss, what's the matter?" Guan Hu asked thoughtfully.

Zhuji said: "But what I'm looking for is God Punisher, not Huang. Huang has been dead for many years."

In fact, Yasha already had the answer in his heart, but he didn't say it clearly. Even if he said it, Zhuji would not believe him.Yasha grabbed Zhuji by the back collar, pushed her in front of Gua Taihuang, and said, "How does this uncle know whether he is punished by heaven or Huang? You can ask yourself."

Gua Taihuang was silent for a while.

To be precise, he had to be silent. Once he made a "quack quack" sound, it would ruin his image too much.

Zhuji carefully poked Gua Tai Huang's bulging belly, and asked, "Brother Gua Tai Huang, did Huang change, or did God punish him?"

Quack Taihuang: "..."

"Yeah, I know!" Huang didn't say anything, but Zhuji suddenly realized, and Mao Sai suddenly understood.

"Master Zhuji...know what?" Guan Hu asked.

"Brother Gua was transformed from ten thousand years of bamboo!" Zhuji suddenly became excited, pointing at Huang's belt, "Because he has a beetle specimen I made for Daddy hanging on his body."

Quack Taihuang: "..."

The beetle can be used as an ornament after shelling, and Ara admitted that it was a gift from Takehime, but she seemed to have mistaken the recipient.

When she was a child, in order to let Huang Neng win the beetle fighting skills, Zhuji often captured those golden beetle kings in the bamboo forest, and then secretly stuffed them in the bamboo cage where Huang raised beetles at night.

Gradually, there were more and more beetles in the bamboo cage. Even if Huang let them fly again and again, they would eventually be caught by Zhuji again and again and put back in the cage.Huang simply didn't let it go, and waited for the beetles to shed their shells, then strung them up and stored them.

Huang has been keeping it for many years without taking it out, but he doesn't know that he is being played by the croak who pretends to be him.

Speaking of where Guatai came from, Huang is also very puzzled, this may be related to the disappearance of Wannianzhu.He is now planning to go to investigate after returning to his original appearance.

"Speaking of this, why don't you wear the shell necklace that my uncle gave you?" Yasha also remembered the necklace and asked Zhuji.

Zhuji touched her sleeves, took out a beautiful shell necklace, shook it, and asked, "Eh? Is it this?"

Yasha said with satisfaction: "That's okay, take it with you."

Zhuji shook her head and said, "It seems to be made by Guanhu..."

Yasha went crazy, quickly shook Zhuji's shoulders, and hurriedly said: "Can you remember it clearly for me!! Don't make a fuss about it!"

"...I obviously made a writing brush..." Guan Hu shouted injustice.Zhuji's writing brush was damaged by Guan Hu, so Guan Hu made a new one to compensate Zhu Ji, and there was no question of whether to give it as a gift or not.

Quack Taihuang: "..."

Huang remembered that last time Zhuji said that the necklace was given by him, why is the statement different today?

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