Bamboo branch girl

Zhuji, who got into the bamboo tube, landed safely and steadily.

Guanhu's bamboo tube is also a strange space. When you put your hand in it, you will become a small person, and when you come out, it will change back to its original shape.

Yasha, who arrived first, looked out at the wind, and after making sure that there was no one around, he poured the bamboo girl out of the bamboo tube with confidence.

Zhuji fell heavily to the ground, her clothes were too heavy, it was difficult to get up for a while.Immediately afterwards, Guanhu also slipped from the bamboo tube and sat down on Zhuji's back.

Zhuji's face turned blue from the pain, and her body went numb.

Although Guanhu's body is very light, his back is a vital part.

Yasha quickly grabbed Guanhu's fur, threw it aside, and then helped Zhuji up.He nervously asked Zhuji over and over again if she was okay, and when he was sure she was fine, he had time to sweat.

Not long after, the three monsters crossed an alley together and came to the street.

This street is similar to that in the human world, no matter in terms of layout or architecture, it is basically the same, but the people walking on the street look a little strange.Some of them are very different from human appearance, and some are not very different.

However, the so-called "people" in the Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss are actually small gods who are closer to human beings.

"Eh? Is this the Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss?" Zhu Ji covered her face with her sleeve while walking.In fact, she doesn't want people in the Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss to remember her appearance, and then cause Wannianzhu trouble.

Zhuji, who stepped into the realm of God for the first time, felt a little nervous and uneasy.

The fantasy land described in the book is no different from the world.This was a small surprise for Zhuji.

"Wow! The legendary Gensokyo ideal source is actually not much different from the human world." Guan Hu also sighed in the same way.

Leaning on the fork, Yasha turned around and tapped Zhuji who had been distracted with the back of his hand, saying: "You all follow my uncle closely, just pretend to be locals, don't look around."

Zhuji shook her head, and said: "But... I don't know where Lord Heaven's Punishment is. If you run around... you will, you will be found."

Yasha pondered for a while, then snapped his fingers: "Well, it makes sense, let's ask others first."

Yasha glanced at the people walking on the street, and his gaze was locked on a thing that looked like a broom.

"Eh? Eh? Don't..." Zhuji pulled Yasha's sleeve, and was about to persuade him not to ask people everywhere, otherwise it would be easy to expose their identities as monsters.

But who would have thought that Yasha shot quickly and exited faster.He shook off Zhuji's hand, put his arms around the broom man's shoulders, walked a few steps away, and asked, "Broom head, where does Huang live? Lord Yasha, I am his old friend."

Because the distance was too far, Zhuji and Guanhu couldn't hear what Yasha and the broom man were talking about. They could only squat in front of the small shop on the street, hugging their knees, and wait for news from Yasha.

"It's not the head of the broomstick! It's your Master Sao Shen!" The broom professing himself as the Sao God yanked Yasha away, straightened his back and said, "Master Huang's mansion is in the star realm ahead, but recently He didn't pay much attention to me. Sigh...Speaking of which, he hasn't asked me to sweep the floor for a long time, and he was itching to clean up."

Saoshen was originally Fusangshen, but after being favored by Huang, he was directly promoted to a little god. Now he is mainly responsible for cleaning Huang's courtyard, and occasionally comes out to do odd jobs.

Because he doesn't like Huang, Yasha also doesn't like Saoshen.

Knowing Huang's residence, Yasha threw a bamboo leaf that he carried with him on the spot, then patted Sao Shen on the shoulder, and said, "Thank you, work hard, there is a leaf on the ground."

There was rubbish on the clean street, and Saoshen's eyes glowed with fiery light. He couldn't wait to twist his body, and swept the green bamboo leaf to the side of the road.Seeing that the street has returned to its spotless appearance, the occupational disease of sweeping gods has finally disappeared.When he turned his head, Yasha disappeared from sight.

The so-called realm of stars can only be seen when Huang releases the illusion. Ordinarily, Huang's house is the same as the house in the world, except that there is no door god to guard it.

Yasha took Zhuji and Guanhu in easily.

There is no enchantment in the courtyard, no guards, and the layout is similar to that of an ordinary house, but the area it occupies is four or five times larger than that of a house.

In addition, there are many flowers and birds in this courtyard. Outside the house are a few green bamboos, and next to the green bamboos is a small rockery with several small pumping wheels on the mountain.When the water drops fall, there is a ding ding dong dong sound on the bamboo tube placed in the water, and the water rises and falls in an infinite cycle.

It must be very pleasant to live here.

Yasha was a little hungry, so he took Zhuji and the others into the kitchen.When he saw a bucket of carp in the kitchen, he grabbed it and ate it without hesitation.

The carp in his mouth had no taste, Yasha asked for the taste, and while chewing, he talked to Zhuji: "The goldfish hurt me badly last time, so don't play with this kind of monster next time."

Zhuji shook her head, looked at Yasha who was eating Jinyuji's kind with fear on her face, and objected: "But Jinyuji sauce is much cuter than you."

Yasha spat out the whole fishbone, and said: "How is it possible, anyway, you have to take a good look at who this uncle is, and then judge who is your real good friend."

Obviously Zhu Ji liked him so much when she was a child, but now she hides as if she saw a bad guy, but she is so close to that Jinyu Ji.If it wasn't for Jinyu Ji, he wouldn't have slept on the street all night in such embarrassment.Thinking of this, Yasha couldn't help being a little angry.

The lonely Zhuji also wants to make more friends, but in reality not all monsters are kind.She couldn't accept Yasha's kindness at all, and she couldn't think of a way to reject others.

Zhuji turned her head flexibly, and said: "Well... If Master Yasha is fat, Zhuji will be your friend."

"Yes...is it..." Old Yasha blushed, and held Zhuji's wrist awkwardly, and put it on his waist, "I always feel that I am fat. Feel it, I have grown a piece of flesh recently .”

When Zhuji's palm touched the strong muscle on Yasha's waist, she withdrew her hand suddenly, then shook her head and said, "It's not easy to touch, Zhuji likes soft flesh."

It's hard to gain weight with a figure like Yasha's.If you can't become fat, then you don't have to make friends with him!

"That's simple, from now on, I will eat a lot!" Zhuji's innocent and excessive demands did not make Yasha flinch.With this prerequisite, he was immediately full of fighting spirit, and he picked up a chicken leg on the stove and gnawed desperately.

Then, there are rice balls, corn, meatballs, ramen...Yasha stuffs whatever is edible into his mouth.

"Boss, boss! The fruits here are delicious!" Guanhu, who hadn't said a word since he came in, turned out to be eating bananas and apples.

The person in charge of Huang's diet is the kitchen god, and the kitchen god receives offerings from the human world almost every day.

There is so much food in the kitchen that there is nowhere to put it, and Huang doesn't like things given by humans.No one eats these foods, and throwing them away is a waste.Therefore, the Kitchen God would transport the food back to each household every time it was time for the child.

This move always makes people mistakenly think that the gods have given them food by divine inspiration, but in fact these are all tributes given by themselves.

Perhaps the Kitchen God never expected that when he was away from the human world, three monsters broke into his kitchen and inadvertently wiped out the food that should have been thrown away for him, reducing his daily workload.

However, Zhuji didn't take anything from the kitchen, because she usually only ate soil, not food offered by humans.

Zhuji looked helplessly at the kitchen messed up by Guanhu and Yasha, a bad premonition invaded her perception.She shook Guanhu's bamboo tube and begged, "Guanhu Guanhu, can we hurry up? I always feel that someone will come."

Guanhu picked a few more big apples, cut them in half, and said, "Boss, it's all right. Since you haven't been found after coming here for so long, it means that the owner of the house has traveled far away."

Zhuji was puzzled and said: "Wannianzhu said that if you are a thief, you will go to jail, and if you steal food, you are also a thief."

"What are you afraid of, you girls are just timid." Yasha licked the sauce from the corner of his mouth, touched his big belly filled with food, and hiccupped, "Just treat it as the master entertaining us. "

Zhuji couldn't turn them around, so she could only slip out of the corridor and help them watch out.

It was agreed to go to the Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss to find the soul of Lord Tianpu, but it turned into a carnival banquet for Guanhu and Yasha. The two of them even drank wine and sang songs tirelessly.

Their noisy voices covered the crisp sound of water dripping on the bamboo tube, causing Zhuji to cover her ears irritably, and half-slumped on the pillars in the corridor.

"...quack...quack."

By the small pool of the rockery, there were a few more discordant voices.It wasn't a rainy day, but there was the cry of frogs, which aroused Zhuji who was alone in a daze.

Barefoot, Zhuji walked around behind the rockery, and her eyes happened to meet a croak that was about to jump out.

His eyes were piercing, the hair on the top of his head fluttered in the wind, and his clothes fluttered gently.His clothes, the earrings he wore, the jade pendant, the astrology floating in his hand... Zhuji remembered everything that belonged to Lord Tian Punishment.

but.

There is such a little bit of a strange feeling.

Eh?

Didn't Lord God's Punishment's clothes rot?Why is the frog wearing his clothes?

Although it is the same style, it can be worn very differently.

Zhuji approached Gutai slowly, and Gutai was able to back up a few steps upright.Zhuji knelt down and looked at Guatai at a level, then stretched out her fingers to poke Guatai's waist.

Hmm... It doesn't feel good, he must not be God's Punisher.

"It's so sticky and sticky..." Zhuji rubbed her hands on the ground.

Hearing this, Guatai was greatly shocked and bowed his head weakly.

Zhuji was at a loss, and quickly apologized: "Oh! Yes, I'm sorry! Brother Gua is also very good-looking!"

It's useless to say anything, Zhuji's actions at this moment can no longer restore Gua Taihuang's severely damaged heart.Only now did he understand the real reason why Zhuji liked him.

The author has something to say: Obscure car really makes a laugh once hhhh, croaking too cos Gouzi, cos cos Hui Ye, cos cos Dengjie Huajie... In other words, there is no Bianhua, and the double-faced Buddha is surprisingly cute.

The croaking in the article is also a cosplay of a frog, but it just happened to be pierced by Brother Huang's soul...

emmmmm... You have to hug and hold her high to get better, but Zhuji only loves Brother Huang's face.

PS: Takehime's character design is out! !If you are interested, you can go to the computer version to have a look, the fried chicken really looks good!Here I am very grateful to Little Fairy Ruan Yan for her gift of friendship~