My little dad, you can't afford to mess with me

Old Master Shang and Shen Lang fell into the lotus pond, both of them were in a bit of a panic.

Shen Lang carried the old man to the master bedroom of the old couple, and was busy putting water for him to soak in a hot bath, and prepared emergency medicine, but in fact, as old man Shang himself said: "You will be strong when you are old, there is nothing wrong." After finishing speaking, He also looked at Shen Lang solemnly, emphatically emphasizing that "my body is very healthy" and "retirement will not be very hard" (...) as if he was afraid that the daughter-in-law would blow the pillow wind on his son, and the old man would wake up in the morning Find yourself stored in a bank vault.

These are just jokes, and others can see the worry and anxiety of the young people at a glance.

Because this kind of "falling into the lotus pond" accident had never happened in the family, the merchant's mother and son and the servants were a little numb. Only Shen Lang calmly carried the old man to the bedroom with his straps on his shoulders, and waited for him to change. Clothes, wiped hair, put hot water, settled the old man in an orderly manner.

While taking a bath, Mr. Shang, under the care of Shen Lang, had already recovered from the shivering. He pointed to his wife and sang loudly: "This woman is unusual!"

While washing his wife's hair, Shang's mother sang in response: "What kind of heart does Diao Deyi have?" [Shajiabang]

The president and his wife stood outside the door: "..."

The Jingqiang libretto came out from the bathroom, Shen Lang and Shang Yuxian were relieved, looked at each other for a while, and silently walked out of their parents' bedroom door.

When going up the stairs, Shang Yuxian shook Shen Lang's icy cold hand distressedly, taking care of his father, his lover was still wet all over, even if the weather was warm, it was easy to catch a cold.

"It's okay, I'm in good shape, where is this?" San Lang tilted his head close to Shang Yuxian's ear, and murmured softly, "I usually take a bath in spring, and I alternate hot and cold water in the big pool from time to time. Don't believe me? There will be a double sky of ice and fire in a while?"

Shang Yuxian glared at him several times, and walked faster towards the bedroom.

The bedroom on the third floor has been left unused for more than ten years, and has been renovated twice in the middle. It has never been occupied, and the bathroom has never been used.

Shen Lang took a hot shower and changed into the clothes his lover wore when he was young. Well, in his closet, he didn’t even have a pair of decent jeans except formal clothes and casual suits.I haven’t lived at home for so many years, and the clothes left behind are simple styles that will not go out of date, and are made of washable materials, unlike Longting’s several sets of formal dresses that he only wears once. I never thought about cleaning it.

San Lang went downstairs in a casual suit, his trousers were a little short, but it didn't bother him.

The hair that was originally raised up with jelly also fell down, making the whole face look younger and more energetic. The handsome gentleman suddenly turned into a fresh-faced temperament. Standing with Shang Yuxian, it is obvious that he can See an age difference of at least five years.

Mr. Shang was even more worried. The two children were both talented and beautiful, so they met each other, and embarked on this difficult road?

Lunch was delayed a bit, and dinner was served at two o'clock in the afternoon.

Most of the dishes are what San Lang likes to eat, and most of them are made by Shang's mother. They are not as formal as hospitality. They are all home-cooked dishes, and the tableware is very particular. The atmosphere of people eating around the table is very fresh and comfortable.

"Xiao Shen, don't buy these things next time, they are all from my family, and my family is engaged in shopping malls and retail, and there is no shortage of food, drink and playthings, and your uncle has contacts every year, and big carts send here. The storeroom at home is full." Mother Shang used the serving chopsticks to pick up some food for Shen Lang, which was considered to be the official start of the banquet, and added at the end, "What do you and Xiaoyu need? After dinner, Just go to the storage room and take a look, take everything you can take away, and put it aside."

San Lang answered "Yes" politely.

Mr. Shang drank half a bowl of crucian carp soup, "There are still a lot of supplements, bring them to your grandfather."

That old man was too thin, Mr. Shang thought, he was about the same age as himself, and looked like a shriveled little old man, only 69, 81 years old.Old Master Shang thought of Shen Lang's life experience, that old man must have suffered a lot with his grandson, right?

After Mr. Shang said that, he didn't react, and he didn't realize that the other three people at the dinner table were silent for a while, and he was still muttering to himself: "You and Xiaoyu are both fine, me and The old lady is still able to walk, so don't worry about us, in the future when she can't carry her hands on her shoulders, there are so many servants around her..."

Having said that, Mr. Shang paused, then glanced at Mrs. Shang as if he was relieved, and then shut up and ate.

Now that we've talked about this, why does my old lady still look ignorant?

Not only that, she was still serving San Lang food and handing beer graciously, she was more affectionate than her own son.

Shen Lang is also considered a translucent little Internet celebrity, so the power of fans is so powerful?

"Xiao Shen, I heard that you are going to film in a few days?" Mr. Shang asked, "Planning to enter the entertainment circle in the future? Our company is still capable of signing someone to win it."

Shen Lang shook his head with a smile: "The one who plays the ticket is the director of Hengying. In the future, I can learn about the behind-the-scenes."

Shang's mother immediately picked it up: "Even if our family Xiao Lang enters the entertainment industry, he will definitely be the best actor. The sisters in the Liangyue group are all looking forward to it."

Mr. Shang: "..."

Wife, can you stop interrupting?

The "our family" you mentioned and the "our family" I mentioned are not the same family.

Mr. Shang said: "Xiaoyu's personality is like his mother's. He's used to seriousness. Sometimes he's not so romantic. He speaks straightforwardly. You'll know it after you've been with him for a long time. Take care of each other."

"I understand." San Lang said.

Mother Shang, who was drinking soup with her head down, suddenly raised her head, looked at Shen Lang, then at Shang Yuxian, squinted her eyes, and asked, "By the way, I went shopping at the company a while ago. Said, there is a girl surnamed Li who is very close to Xiaoyu..."

Shang Yuxian was stunned for a moment, then hurriedly looked at Shen Lang at the side, shook his head and said, "I'm not familiar with you."

"Ah! Those employees like to talk nonsense!" Mr. Shang interrupted her hastily, "Xiaoyu doesn't like him, so how could they be together, right?"

Shang Yuxian nodded, "Yes."

Old Master Shang: "I think Xiao Shen is a pretty good kid, much better than those Yingying Yanyans."

Shang Yuxian's eyes were soft: "You are right, he is fine."

"Um, so, uh..."

Mr. Shang hesitated, staring at Mother Shang's expression.

The eyes of the old couple met immediately, and they saw a trace of trickery in each other's eyes.

My wife is so smart, she should understand something now, right?Or, when he was fishing just now, his son had actually told her all about it?Isn't she too calm?

I don't care about that much anymore, the wife can't interrupt when the head of the family is talking at the dinner table, no matter whether she can accept it or not, let's explain to her later.

Mr. Shang simply went straight to the point: "San Lang, whether you can enter my business depends on whether you can pass me."

Shen Lang smiled: "I know, I will do as you please."

"dad……"

As soon as Shang Yuxian opened his mouth, San Lang stopped him with a look.As I said in the car before, neither mother nor son can intervene, this is a matter between him and his father-in-law.

As soon as Old Master Shang heard that Shen Lang had answered, he hurriedly stood up, walked quickly to the tea table, and picked up a bottle of white wine he had prepared.

Back at the dinner table, "Bang Dang" put it on the table.

"I know that when you come to see me today, you are just waiting for me to say a word and nod, but this boss, I can't just give you a nod, do you understand?" Old Master Shang stared into Shen Lang's eyes, "Did it This bottle is up to you in the future.”

When Mama Shang heard this, it was okay to let the young people drink liquor with a degree of [-] degrees?

"Old man, what are you doing?"

"These two children have done wrong things and hurt their parents' hearts. Let me help you punish them." Mr. Shang felt good about himself and used the punishment first and then the punishment.

Mother Shang: "???? No, no need..."

She stood up from the chair in a "huo" and recognized at a glance that the bottle of wine was not a confession sent by Mr. Tang a while ago?The old man wanted to drink it secretly several times, but she strictly stopped it. Because of a mild cardiovascular and cerebrovascular disease, the bottle of wine has been kept until today, and it has become a sharp weapon for the old man to make things difficult for Shen Lang.

Shang's mother looked nervous and anxious, and she almost couldn't hold back her secrets.

Seeing this, Shang Yuxian gently grabbed Mama Shang's arm, sat there motionless, with his eyes downcast and silent.

It's not about being calm, it's just about respecting your lover.

A bottle of white wine.

Shen Lang looked down for a while, but couldn't tell what it was like.

——Compared to some hard-fated brothers who bought a house, bought a car, and went to see their father-in-law, but the old man asked for a sky-high price at the dinner table, the current situation is much better than that, and he is still lucky.

San Lang looked at Old Man Shen, his peach blossom eyes widened and he smiled: "Okay, it's a deal."

Mr. Shang: "Drink, it's hard to catch up with four horses."

Shen Lang nodded, without further ado, unscrewed the cap of the wine bottle, a faint fragrance of white wine came out, and blew with his mouth against the mouth of the bottle.

Gumbling—

goo go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go...

Mr. Shang said with a straight face: "Drink! Drink it all."

Shen Lang raised his neck, only intending to drink it all in one gulp, he didn't even take a breath.

Shang Yuxian lowered his head and lowered his eyes, the corners of his eyes were red, and the fingertips holding the chopsticks turned slightly white.

The atmosphere at the dinner table is tense, maybe it will be tense.

in fact……

Actually——

In fact, when Shen Lang swallowed the first mouthful, he sensed that something was wrong.

What the fuck? !

This white wine bottle is actually filled with white water? !

What do you mean old man?

While raising his head to drink, no, drink water, Shen Lang calmed down and analyzed it.

It is indeed the old rivers and lakes.

In a word from the father-in-law, he drank a bottle of white wine himself, and the old man's self-esteem was restored, and he could use a bitter trick by the way.In Mr. Shang's impression, Mrs. Shang didn't know about this, so, listening to the old man today and drinking this bottle of liquor, Mrs. Shang will not make things difficult for him in the future.

Seriously.

Most importantly, what about the real baijiu in the bottle?

So, this is the real purpose, right?

Smelly old man.

You have a thick skin too!

Secretly drank a bottle of white wine behind Mama Shang's back. I don't know how to explain it. On today's occasion, I used the young master to successfully clean up my white wine?

Shen Lang's mind flashed like a flash, Fu Ling's heart came to him, he drank the last drop with a face of pain (?), even vomited, turned the bottle upside down and emptied it, and sure enough there was not a single drop left.

With a bang, the empty bottle was placed on the table in front of Mr. Shang.

Pretentiously belching, San Lang's eyes were hazy, his face flushed, and he smiled drunkenly:

"Thank you for the wine, Dad."

Mr. Shang: "????????"

God damn dad.

This is called Dad?

San Lang just cooperated with him to finish a bottle of boiled water. After killing several birds with one stone, he even helped him get over the difficulty of stealing liquor. Can he refuse to call him dad now? Obviously he can't.

If you want to talk about being cheeky and thick-skinned, these two men really have a match.

"Good boy, like me," Mr. Shang stammered, and added, "I mean, drink."

As soon as Shen Lang sat down, Shang Yuxian held his hand, feeling his lover's whole hand was cold and trembling violently.

Shen Lang muttered softly: "It's done."

Shang Yuxian's complexion was very bad, as if he was holding back so he didn't lose his temper with his father, until Shen Lang turned his head and looked at him for a while, his peach blossom eyes were full of joy and affection, from which he felt the youth's love. After appeasing and begging, he held back his anger, and the water in his eyes gradually disappeared. If his lover hadn't comforted him, Shang Yuxian might have turned the tables and turned his face, took the children away, and would never see his father again.

After a meal, it was just after four o'clock in the afternoon.

A family of four sat in the living room drinking tea and chatting.

"Toilet." San Lang played his role very professionally, got up drunk and went to the bathroom.

"Help him up!" Mother Shang said hastily.

"I'll help you go." Shang Yuxian stood up, "It's on the first floor."

"I know the way." Shen Lang said vaguely.

This kid is too good. Looking at his acting skills, he is a proper actor. Mr. Shang rushed to Shen Lang's side before his son, "I'll go, I'll take him! hand."

Bring a team when you go to the toilet?

The old man cheerfully took Shen Lang upstairs.

Well, go upstairs.

Go straight to the third floor.

Shang Yuxian's bedroom.

The old man ordered the helper to change the bed sheet and quilt cover for the bedroom, and when San Lang finished untying his hands, he dragged him into the bedroom.

"Come here, sit down." Old Master Shang supported San Lang and let him sit on the bed, "You and my son, stay here tonight, don't go back."

Shen Lang sat on the edge of the bed blankly, with a dazed look on his face: "?????"

Seeing that the young man was ignorant, Mr. Shang added: "You are drunk."

Shen Lang smiled, "I'm not drunk, you don't know?"

Mr. Shang choked for a moment, the two of them agreed, and said with a chuckle: "Okay, you are a filial man, I will speak for you on the mother's side; I will also speak on Rong Yu's side."

Shen Lang couldn't get back to his senses: "Oh, thank you...Dad."

He was choked by this "Dad" again, and he couldn't argue with a child. Anyway, he agreed to the matter of the two of them, and it would be sooner or later to call him Dad. Mr. Shang relieved himself and took a breath: "Okay, you I also drank a few bottles of beer, let's rest first."

Shen Lang lowered his head and looked at the bed sheets he had just put on: "Live in this room?"

Mr. Shang: "Yes."

Shen Lang blinked: "I don't live in the guest room?"

Mr. Shang glared: "What kind of guest room do you live in? Can it accommodate people? I'll let Xiaoyu come up to accompany you in a while, and you will sleep here today." Saying so, the old man stretched out his hand and patted the big bed, "Come in House door, you sleep here, I'm going downstairs."

San Lang: "..."

The old man left after finishing speaking, and closed the bedroom door by the way.

There was a four-piece scarlet quilt cover set on the bed, it was the scarlet color, the newly-married one with flowers, birds, fish and insects symbolizing festive blessings.

Shen Lang was like a bride who was waiting for the groom to return from a toast in the bridal chamber, sitting on the big bed with a dazed expression on his face.

What to say.

Mr. Shang was quite enlightened. He knew that pouring ginseng wine at the dinner table might have angered his son, so the old man proudly (obscenely) did his son a small favor (he thought), and personally put the "son "Daughter-in-law" sent to the son's bed (...)

Drunk and turned red, when the hibiscus tent was warm, didn't he let his son do whatever he wanted in a daze?

Well, if the son is unhappy when he hugs his wife, it's his father's apology.

This way of pampering his son is no one else.

It's no different from the old Buxiu of the rich and noble family in ancient times who stuffed love in the dandy's son's house.

(...)

This is probably what "leading a wolf into a house" means?

When he went downstairs, Mr. Shang looked pale, and looked at Shang Yuxian with a smile, thinking that his son had been the overlord for many years, and he would not love his wife, know how to be romantic, and would not know how to please his wife... ...This time I can't get divorced again. Even though she is a male wife, she must hold on to it. The road ahead is long and difficult, so there must be a good assist, right?

The two are living together, and I don't know where it has developed...

Old Master Shang said casually: "San Lang is asleep, he is drunk, you don't go back, you don't go to work tomorrow, get up later."

Shang's mother drank tea: "I'm hungry at night, there is a supper downstairs."

Shang Yuxian got up and went upstairs: "Understood."

Shang Yuxian sighed, feeling a little apprehensive, every time Shen Lang drank, he would torment him so much that he couldn't get out of bed, so the two had always had the rule of "don't do anything drunk", but when they were really drunk It's not that he can't push his lover away no matter what.

This time, they are at their parents' house, sharing the same room and sharing the same bed, how can this middle-aged man let go?

After his son went upstairs, Mr. Shang happily ordered the helper to prepare some nourishing soup for the two children.

The old businessman and his wife sat in the living room and were quiet for a while.

"Two men..." Mother Shang sighed pretentiously.

"It's very good, we are so old, don't do things like beating mandarin ducks, you will be punished, Xiao Shen is a responsible child, our son has a daughter, not bad for men and women. "

Shang's mother lowered her eyes, unable to see the expression on her face clearly, she replied lightly: "...Well, listen to you."

"Don't be angry, don't be sad, my son likes him. Since he was a child, so many girls have been around Xiaoyu, who do you think he is interested in? Xiaocan is a good boy, compared to those who are not A sensible little girl from every family is much better."

After Mr. Shang finished speaking, he was afraid that his wife would be overwhelmed, so he said a lot of good things about San Lang, including when he disguised himself and met Mr. Shen near the shopping street in the shanty town, and met the young man at the grocery store. .

Mama Shang said with a sullen expression, "This road is too difficult."

Mr. Shang completely sided with the two children, "What's the difficulty? Fame? When the time comes to go to a foreign country, Wai Guoren can get married no matter what."

Mama Shang put down her tea cup reservedly: "Well, let's talk about it."

It sounds like her heart has softened. The old lady has been serious all her life. She is a traditional woman. It is not easy for her to give in. For this family, even if she kneels on the washboard, she cannot let the wife and children conflict. Mr. Shang will continue to work hard: "Whatever, the two of you have made an agreement, so let's make it so. Wife, if you want to open it up, please agree."

Mama Shang wiped her mouth with a handkerchief: "Hmm..."

Mr. Shang: "Aren't you angry?"

Mother Shang: "Indeed, there is nothing to criticize about that kid. I've been his fan for so long, and I'm partial to him in my heart, but this kind of thing between him and his son... Well, do you agree?"

That kid even called him "Dad".

For those who are ashamed, they are as thick-skinned as Lao Tzu.

No wonder it hooked my son.

What should I do if I disagree?

Evict the two children from the house?

Mr. Shang smiled wryly, raised his hands subconsciously, nodded and said: "I agree! Of course I agree, why don't I agree, and I believe in your vision, haven't you always said that the little ginseng is good? Your thinking should also keep pace with the times, right?"

Mother Shang suppressed her smile, stood up listlessly, and walked slowly towards the stairs with a look of shock: "Let's go upstairs and rest, you swam in the pond today, you should I'm tired, and I'm tired."

Mr. Shang followed closely, coaxing: "Hey, if you have something to say, go upstairs and I'll give you a shoulder squeeze. As long as you don't get angry with your son, you can say anything."

Mother Shang: "You poured someone a bottle of wine, and my son is upset."

Dad Shang: "I must be happy, hum, maybe Xiaoyu is grateful to me in his heart."

Mother Shang: "?????"

Toss from night to morning.

This is Shang Yuxian's bedroom when he was a child. Shen Langfei said that he wanted to leave "memories of two people" in every place here, and had enough trouble on the sofa and bed.

San Lang carried him to the bathroom, hot water flowed over his lover's pink skin, Shang Yuxian closed his eyes in a daze, felt Shen Lang kiss him lightly, and heard him ask in a low voice: "How do you feel?" ?”

Unable to react at all, he nodded honestly in a daze.

Shen Lang's kiss made it hard for him to breathe: "Do you want to be more comfortable?"

The young man kissed him all the way from the neck to the heart, followed by endless teasing and bumping, until the bathroom was messed up, "Shan Lang, San Lang, enough..." Shang Yuxian begged for mercy, not knowing When did he faint, and was carried back to the big bed in the bedroom by San Lang.

Lying on the newlywed red sheets, Shang Yuxian shyly covered his body with the quilt. The red quilt made his lover's skin fair and tender. The young man covered him and stared at him for a moment, as if I can't get enough of it, looking at his expression and listening to his voice, it seems that he is tireless and never satisfied, pressing him to keep asking.

Shang Yuxian's body, which used to be pure and ascetic, has already been transformed into another appearance by San Lang. In the middle of the night, it is like a delicate flower blooming to cater to his lover. He stretches his limbs and hugs him tightly. He was wild, let him stir up, and finally surrendered in waves of trance and confusion.

How to put it, my father-in-law said, drunkenness turns red, wave after wave.

Putting himself on his son's bed with his own hands.

……Um……

Father-in-law is indeed a good old man...

Based on this point alone, it is necessary to provide for the elderly. Filial piety to the elderly is a traditional virtue after all; it is also right to love his son, love as much as you can, and use up all your energy and blood, this life will definitely live up to (…)

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