My little dad, you can't afford to mess with me

What's the situation with Mr. Shang?Shang Yuxian called Tang Tianze in the capital, and within a few words of coercion and lure, he knew the general idea.

After discussing the visit time and the battle plan with Shang's mother, on Friday night, the two men stopped for a rare moment, neither climbed on top of each other, hugged their waists, hooked their legs, and fell asleep honestly embracing each other.

When I got up in the morning and went downstairs, I saw Mr. Shen sitting at the dining table with a serious face. Shang Yuxian walked over and asked in confusion, "Grandpa, where is Shen Lang?"

"In Tangtang's room, assign today's homework to the children." Old Man Shen said with a straight face.

Shang Yuxian looked at his grandfather's face, he didn't tell the old man about the meeting with the merchant's parents, he couldn't have heard something and was worried about Shen Lang, right?

Before Shang Yuxian could intervene, the old man couldn't bear it first, and asked straight to the point: "Xiaoyu, tell me, how does grandpa treat you?"

Shang Yuxian nodded: "You treat me as your own grandson."

Old Man Shen pursed his lips: "Tell me, a while ago you stayed up late and drank coffee at night. Xiao Lang got angry and hid all the coffee beans. How did I treat you then?"

Shang Yuxian was stunned.

Did the old man challenge himself?What did you do wrong?

Even if a middle-aged man is a boss outside, even if he is not an ordinary couple, he is still a "husband" man at home, just like those married men and women.

Shang Yuxian was a little panicked, and quickly responded: "Grandpa, you went to the supermarket at night, bought me a box of instant coffee, and came back to look for me in the study, telling me to drink it secretly."

Old Man Shen nodded: "Yes, because I know that you have a plan in your heart, and Xiao Lang will be chaotic if he cares about it. You will not mess around like he thinks."

Shang Yuxian put down the tableware, "Thank you." He said so, but he still didn't quite know what Mr. Shen was trying to do early in the morning.

Mr. Shen: "Another time, you stayed up late for a meeting, got a headache, drank red wine, and Xiao Lang got angry again, locked your wine cabinet, and didn't know where the key was hidden. How did I treat you? ?”

Shang Yuxian rubbed his forehead, and said a little speechlessly: "When you were at home alone during the day, you picked the lock. I was so shocked at that time."

Old Man Shen looked proud: "I was a film policeman."

Shang Yuxian remembered that one night after get off work, the old man took advantage of Shen Lang to cook, and ran to him mysteriously to claim credit, saying that he broke open the lock of the wine cabinet and poured out all the red wine that had been opened. Came out a little bit.

Well, every bottle was poured out a little bit, and the amount dropped very evenly, and it was impossible to tell which bottle was missing—he actually knew the reason not to pluck the wool from a sheep—hidden more than a dozen wine glasses, like offering treasures. The wine was secretly handed over to Shang Yuxian, who has since become the largest wine supplier for Sun's wife.

The old man loves his granddaughter-in-law very much, and he is quite used to her. Shen Lang doesn't know about these sneaky things. The young man has always felt good about himself and plays the role of a "stern husband" at home, looking after Shang Yuxian's body. If one day he I know, I'm sure I'm going to blow up.

Mr. Shen was a little stunned, and said slowly: "Xiaoyu, you know how I treat you, you know, but how did you repay me?"

The red wine and coffee were confiscated, and Mr. Shen secretly made up for him. This kind of coddling has no bottom line.

Shang Yuxian sat up straight uneasily, and said in a low voice, "You mean that Shen Lang hid your liquor and cigarettes?"

The old man said "um" if he was about to cry, "I know you are a good boy who knows how to repay you."

So it turned out that the two people who were in the same situation matched each other for a moment, and now it was the old man's turn to be cut off from food by San Lang, so of course he wanted to serve him with good cigarettes and wine.

Shang Yuxian breathed a sigh of relief, facing the old child, he couldn't help but smile: "Of course, of course I have to repay you, Grandpa, I bought you a lot of cigarettes and alcohol, and I sent them to your bedroom yesterday."

The old man's face was paralyzed: "You repaid it, but why didn't you repay it secretly?"

Shang Yuxian: "???"

Old man: "!!!"

When San Lang went downstairs, what he saw was such a strange scene. The grandfather and the big baby were silently exchanging eyes, as if they were exchanging underground codes.

The expressions of both of them were a little sad, and there was a little sympathy for each other.

Waking up early this morning, San Lang ransacked grandpa's bedroom, so the above conversation between grandpa and grandson's daughter-in-law began.

Today, the two are going to meet their parents in Taicho, and they don't bring Xiaotuanzi, because they are afraid that if the atmosphere is not good, the children will be afraid.Tangtang stays with Zuzu at home, Zhang's mother will come to cook at noon, and the old and the young have a company at home, basically there is no problem.

Mulsanne prepared a carload of gifts in the trunk. Interestingly, half of them were secretly transported by the driver from Taicho by the business mother, and they will be transported back in a fair manner today. "There are so many gifts at home, buy those things No matter what you spend, you won’t be able to eat it all, so it’s a waste.” Shang’s mother said.

Unlike the last time I met my mother-in-law and bought a couple's supplies, this time San Lang was quite formal and serious, and he was dressed more solemnly. He wore a three-piece suit, a small vest and a dark tie, and his hair was pulled up casually with jelly. , showing a smooth and beautiful forehead, looks like a handsome gentleman, and the whole person has matured a lot.

When Shang Yuxian was driving, he habitually lowered his right hand and clasped Shen Lang's hand tightly with his fingers.Having said that, his parents' attitude towards the relationship between the two is just for reference. It is lucky to get the blessing of his family, and it doesn't matter if he doesn't get it.But now, Shang Yuxian's sense of panic came out of nowhere, he was not afraid of anything else, but he was afraid that he would feel bad if he wronged the young man and broke Shen Lang's heart.

"Drive well and obey the traffic rules," San Lang smiled and squeezed his palm, "I want to ask you something."

Shang Yuxian looked ahead: "What?"

Before thinking about meeting his lover's father, the young man couldn't suppress his nervousness, but after yesterday's unexpected encounter, Shen Lang actually calmed down.

As soon as he calmed down, he had a solid foundation in his heart, and his whole demeanor seemed calm, Shen Lang said flatly: "This is a matter between me and my father-in-law, no matter what happens, don't contradict your father, let me solve it alone. "

Shang Yuxian still had no expression on his face, but he couldn't hide the worry in his eyes, "The old man is a bit willful, you know, people in high positions are used to acting arbitrarily, and sometimes it is inevitable to hurt people when they talk and do things."

"It's okay, no matter what, don't interrupt when you and your mother are on the side, I will settle it."

"San Lang, my father..."

"An ugly daughter-in-law always has to see her in-laws, so don't panic."

Still joking at the moment, Shang Yuxian whispered after a while: "My dad is a bit weird, stubborn, and not very good-natured."

Shen Lang was stunned for a moment, and looked out the window of the passing cars with a smile: "Just talking nonsense, Dad is a good old man, very remarkable."

"I've only met him once, and you say he's good, what a big deal?" Shang Yuxian couldn't help laughing, "You're good at praising people."

San Lang looked at him sideways, his peach eyes were full of tenderness: "Because he was able to spend his whole life with his bad-tempered mother, and gave birth to an excellent you."

Shang Yuxian was still staring ahead, his fingertips holding the steering wheel were trembling.

The tips of his ears gradually turned red.

At the age of 26, the young man understood what it means to love a house and a black house, and he couldn't love enough.

The two old people in Tai Machi's villa were also quite nervous.

What kind of person is Shang's mother? After 50 years of life as a wealthy daughter-in-law, it is not easy to regulate a smelly old man?

Long before the couple entered the house, she played the role of an ignorant old mother, wholeheartedly looking for food for the children in a simple way, without mentioning any "boyfriend", just pretending that she didn't know anything.

With a smile from the corner of his eye, he saw his wife fidgeting in the living room as if he had nails growing under his buttocks. Mother Shang severely criticized him: "Xiaoyu said that he wanted to bring a date to the house. What are you messing about inside and outside the house? , not stable at all."

Mr. Shang stiffened all over: "Subject? Ah, I haven't written the horoscope yet, maybe they're just... ordinary friends."

Shang's mother said with a straight face: "It's a good thing for my son to be in a relationship. Why are you talking so frustratingly? What do you want my son to be a bachelor for the rest of his life? In the future, we will be gone, and Tangtang will marry someone. How will my son live alone?"

Mr. Shang: "...Yes, you are right."

I'm afraid that you won't be able to accept it when the time comes, and your son will live with a man.

When it was almost noon, Mulshang stopped in the front yard of the Taicho villa.

Until the two entered the house.

Mother Shang went to meet her, with her back turned towards the living room, she only winked at the two children, and said with a surprised and pleasant tone, "Shen Lang! Did you see the message I left on Weibo? I heard that this time Are you going to film again? If you have any difficulties with food and accommodation in the south, you must tell me!"

Mr. Shang: "?????"

Shen Lang: "Auntie, hello."

He didn't look unfamiliar, nor was he as close as usual, and he imitated Shang Yuxian's reserved and gentle manner to a full extent.

Because he knew that his son would bring Shen Lang to see him, Mr. Shang had already made plans in his heart, but he didn't expect that his wife didn't react with surprise at all, it was completely the attitude of a big fan meeting an idol.

Mom, today is not an idol meeting day, it is for you to meet your daughter-in-law, my wife.

Mr. Shang only felt that he was going to be bald.

The old couple looked at the gifts piled up in the living room and looked at each other for a while.

Seeing the young man approaching him, Mr. Shang recalled the meeting in the company's bathhouse a few days ago, so he picked up the teacup in embarrassment, trying to cover his face.

Apparently the young man clearly recognized him, but he didn't tell the truth. He was so handsome with long legs and a long body in a suit and leather shoes.

Shen Lang stood in front of the old man with a smile, "Hello, Uncle."

Mr. Shang hurriedly put down his teacup, "Uh, hello, hello," he looked at his wife who was walking towards the kitchen in a panic, "Please sit down, that..." Seeing that Shen Lang sat down, he quickly moved to his side, Whispered, "Go out and say something."

Shen Lang blinked and suppressed a smile: "Yes."

"Ah! Well, what do you like to play when you are not busy with work?"

play with your son will i tell you

Shen Lang smiled: "I've been busy with work."

"Can you fish?" Mr. Shang brought the topic straight to the point, "I belong to the fishing club, and I am a good player. I have caught champion fish before!"

Shen Lang cooperated very much: "Yes, whenever I have a chance, I'll just see my uncle show his skills with my own eyes."

"Soon, I'll see it right away! Ah, I'll take Xiao Shen to see my lotus pond. Let's chat first." Mr. Shang hurriedly got up, winked at the young man, and muttered softly: "Recently, as soon as Mama Zhang arrives at noon I just went out, and I don’t know where I went. Is the cooking skill of the auntie not very good? Xiaoyu, you go to the kitchen and talk to your mother. "

Shang Yuxian was a little worried, he didn't know what Dad was going to say to Shen Lang, "Wait a minute, after dinner..."

Mr. Shang couldn't wait any longer. As the head of the business, he had to avoid a family dispute in time.The son is stubborn, straight to the point, if there is a conflict with his mother at the dinner table, he will definitely not say soft words to make her happy, and he will not give in when it comes to making a boyfriend, so Mr. Shang plans to discuss it with Shen Lang first. Let's talk about the fighting strategy. After all, this kid's personality is much better than his own son's.

Old Master Shang couldn't wait to hold San Lang's hand: "Come on, Xiao Shen, I'll take you to go fishing. The lotus pond is my own, and I personally cleaned it."

San Lang: "Okay."

Shang's mother poked her head out from the kitchen: "Come back early."

Shang Yuxian: "I'll go too."

Mr. Shang: "No! Don't come, Xiaocan and I... have a private competition, yes, fishing and learning from each other."

Shang Yuxian: "...Oh..."

Business mother: "...um..."

Afraid that Shang's mother would remember Xiaoyu's saying "bring a mate", Mr. Shang pulled on his slippers, dragged Shen Lang and walked out of the room.

The whole family silently watched Mr. Shang perform there.

One person acted in full swing.

The lotus pond is beside the rockery not far from the backyard of the villa. There are many fish in it, and many green plants are planted in the flower beds next to it.When I first went to work in Hengshang, the floor of the personnel department was paved with glass, and the golden dragon under my feet was more expensive than gold, because the old chairman was a lover of flowers, birds, fish and insects.

Lao Sun is the administrator of the lotus pond. He has been in the business for many years and specializes in helping the old man take care of these fish.

San Lang and the old man sat by the lotus pond, each with a fishing rod, and started fishing decently.

The pace of life of young people is so fast that one day can be used for two days. How can there be time to learn to fish? Shen Lang knows nothing about it and is helpless with the fishing rod. Even the old man helped to string the bait.

The young man and the old man swung their poles and waited quietly after casting the fishing line.

On the bank of the lotus pond, the two sat side by side on a small bench, staring at the float motionless, neither of them said a word, and seemed to say a thousand words. For a moment, the picture seemed to be frozen, and the scene was not ordinary. .

After a while, Shen Lang's buoy moved, and Mr. Shang looked excited: "Here, here, wait a minute, I will teach you, it's okay, it's okay, pull it quickly."

Mr. Shang held hands, and together with San Lang lifted the fishing rod up, caught a koi, and put it into San Lang's bucket.

"This is not edible, it's a good sign, let's continue fishing," Mr. Shang sat back to his original position, continued to stare at his float, and muttered softly, "Xiaoyu likes to drink crucian carp soup."

Shen Lang looked at him sideways for a while: "Thank you."

Mr. Shang snorted lightly: "What are you thinking? Fishing is a very skilled job. You young people don't know how to be down-to-earth at all."

After a while again.

San Lang's fishing line moved again.

Mr. Shang ignored him. From the corner of his eye, seeing that he caught a crucian carp according to the method he taught him, he thought to himself that this kid is a quick learner.

Both times, he chose the bait himself, and the earthworms were strung together in a fairly standard way.

After a while, we doubled.

Caught a crucian carp.

Double lick again, crucian carp...

crucian carp...

Damn, if this continues, the crucian carp in Laozi's lotus pond will almost be caught by this kid. How much can Xiaoyu eat? Will there be a way for the fish to survive?

How can there be such a thing?ah?You came fishing with the old man, and you caught so much before I opened the shop?

This silent war, lost...

Although he was reluctant to keep the big crucian carp in the lotus pond for more than half a year, Mr. Shang is not so stingy, but, as a veteran of the fishing club, how can he convince a cute new player?However, if he had half the luck and skill of San Lang, he would be the champion of this year's club!

Mr. Shang looked at the water in front of him: "Have you ever fished before?"

Peach Blossom Eyes smiled: "No."

Mr. Shang: "What trick?"

San Lang: "No."

Mr. Shang: "Skills?"

San Lang: "No."

Mr. Shang: "The trick?"

San Lang: "No."

Mr. Shang: "I'll help you with your father's matter."

Shen Lang was a little moved: "Really? Can you make my dad agree with me and Xiaoyu?"

Old Master Shang showed disdain: "I said that a four-horse horse is hard to chase, how dare he disagree?"

When Shen Lang heard this, he immediately threw the fishing rod in his hand, turned sideways, and smiled at Mr. Shang: "First of all, you must first find out what kind of fish you are catching and what this fish is doing. What is it? What do you think?"

Mr. Shang: "??????"

Shen Lang picked up the fishing rod and pointed to the direction of the float: "Second, you need to know the fish's preferences, what it likes and what it hates, as the saying goes, 'follow what it likes', look at the crucian carp over there, They like to eat high protein, so I chose earthworms and grains."

Mr. Shang: "..."

Shen Lang: "Thirdly, prescribe the right medicine, persevere in spite of all setbacks, stalk and stalk, and stay away."

Mr. Shang: "!!!!!!"

Shen Lang: "Fourth, patience is more important than anything else. If the enemy does not move, I will not move; if the enemy does not move, I will lead the snake out of the hole; if the enemy moves, I will move endlessly. Well, you have to believe in your own eyes, and you will definitely be able to catch it."

Mr. Shang's face was paralyzed: "..."

The lotus pond was quiet for a while.

"Gone?"

"Gone."

Old Master Shang stood up "Huo", pointed at Shen Lang's nose with trembling fingers: "My boy, you used these tricks when you fished my son, didn't you?"

Shen Lang also stood up: "Uncle, you misunderstood..."

Just then.

"—What are you doing? Let's eat!"

Mother Shang and Shang Yuxian, mother and son, came out of the backyard door at some point, and just walked near the rockery. They were a little surprised when they saw the scene of the old man and the young man confronting each other, thinking that they were fighting.

Old Master Shang was arrogant when he was young, and Mother Shang was afraid that Shen Lang would suffer, so she let out a sharp exclamation.

The high-pitched voice startled both the old man and the young man.

Shang Yuxian also panicked: "San Lang, come here! Come to me."

If it was only his wife who spoke, Mr. Shang would not be nervous. He only realized that he was pointing at his "daughter-in-law" when he heard his son speak...

Hmm... I don't know how to fix it...

What old gentleman would point to his daughter-in-law's nose?I'm trying to solidify the image of a bad father!

Mr. Shang regained his composure, put down his hands hastily, and subconsciously took a step back to the side, away from his daughter-in-law.

Shen Lang, on the other hand, couldn't see the big baby's anxious and worried appearance, so he turned around and walked over there.

then……

San Lang turned around.

The long fishing rod in his hand tilted and hit the arm of Old Master Shang.

The old man was standing by the side of the lotus pond, one of them couldn't stand firmly, the whole person tilted to the side, stretched in all directions... fell.

thump--

Mist grass? ? ?

San Lang: "..."

Shang Yuxian: "..."

Mother Shang: "..."

Retribution, what the fuck.

Fortunately, Mr. Shang could swim, the weather was fine, and the water was very warm. The bank of the lotus pond was not deep, just below his waist. Mr. Shang stood up from the water with a water plant on his head.

When the old grandson ran over, Shen Lang had already jumped off right after him, carrying old man Shang on his shoulders.

Both of them were a little embarrassed.

Shen Lang climbed ashore with Mr. Shang on his back.

Seeing Shang Yuxian and Shang's mother running over.

Suddenly, Shen Lang heard the old man's aggrieved hum:

"Daughter-in-law, no matter how you caught my son, I know that my son likes you, and he must be obedient to you... Well, but... don't worry, my money is in the bank Li, I will entrust you with my retirement in the future, and when I die, all property will be yours..."

San Lang: "..."

This smelly old man.

San Lang received the bath towel from Old Sun, hurriedly wiped the old man's hair, wrapped him in a coat, rubbed his chest to warm him, carried him on his back, and strode into the villa.

Mr. Shang struggled for a while: "Put me down, I'm in great health!"

Shen Lang endured it, turned his head and whispered: "Don't make trouble, be honest, if you talk too much, I will deposit you in the bank and ask Xiaoyu to entrust the money to me."

Mr. Shang: "..."