My little dad, you can't afford to mess with me

Half asleep and half awake, he heard a sound of laughter, felt the coolness under his feet, Shen Lang shivered, opened his eyes in an instant, looked down, and saw that there was a small lump in the bed, which was rising little by little.

Lifting the quilt and looking inside, Xiaotuanzi got into the quilt from the end of the bed and was struggling to climb up, with a small face that couldn't conceal his excitement.

Before dawn in the morning, Tangtang got up to go to the bathroom. Her bedroom was at the end of the second floor. When she passed the husband and wife's master bedroom, she saw a gap in the door.

Xiaotuanzi smiled at first, then was stunned suddenly, his little face changed from surprise to panic, and he stood in the hallway in his pajamas, his short legs didn't even have the courage to take a step, and he couldn't help but shush Also held back.

In the minds of immature five-year-old children, the beautiful woman who appeared in that room would speak softly at first, but soon, she would get angry, throw things, cry and quarrel with her father, who did not speak, She would yell, her yelling was too scary, and then the two of them would ignore each other.

Mom is back?

Xiaotuanzi was in a bit of a dilemma. She didn't know whether to go in and see her mother, or to inform her father. She took a few steps forward and gently opened the door.

In the master bedroom, the night light on the wall was dimly lit with a dim yellow light. The child walked to the bed and looked at the long-legged and tall man lying on the bed with wide eyes.

Big brother? !

Really big brother, big brother came to our house?

The mood that had already sunk to the bottom suddenly took a roller coaster, the imaginary mother did not appear, and the person in front of him turned out to be the big brother? !

After Xiaotuanzi saw San Lang, he was so happy that he couldn't help touching him, to confirm that he was correct, kissed him again, and called him in a low voice, but the elder brother still didn't wake up.

After turning around twice in place, he hurried to the bathroom to use the toilet, and tidied up his messy hair. When he came out, the eldest brother still didn't wake up.

Shivering in her pajamas, she thought for a while, and got into Shen Lang's bed.

If it was Shang Yuxian's words, Xiaotuanzi would never dare to do this, because she knew that her father had a bad temper when he just woke up, and the consequence of waking him up would be to recite Tang poems.

When Shen Lang was awakened by a chill under his feet, what he saw was Xiaotuanzi crawling under the blanket.

"Big brother! Big brother!" The child lay on San Lang's chest in a small ball, hugging him tightly and not letting go, "Why did big brother come to our house, why didn't Tangtang know, that's great, big brother... ..."

"Come here last night, it was too late, you fell asleep."

San Lang rubbed his sleepy eyes, lay on his back on the bed and recalled what happened last night, but couldn't catch up intermittently, he raised his arms to wrap his arms around the child on his body: "Little thing, it's not yet dawn, let's sleep for a while."

Looking at the electronic clock on the bedside table, it's not yet six o'clock.

Tangtang was so excited that she giggled and stretched out her hand to scratch Shen Lang's itch, and the two urchins, one big and one small, had a "hahaha" fight under the covers for a while, and the sleepiness completely disappeared.

At six o'clock, San Lang returned to her bedroom with Xiaotuanzi in his arms, and came back with the toiletries.Tangtang stood on the stool, one tall and one short, brushing teeth in front of the mirror, up and down, up and down, inside and out, rinsing mouth, spitting water, the rhythm was the same.

"The part under the teeth that connects to the flesh," San Lang taught her, "it's here, you need to shake it five times quickly, otherwise there will be tooth decay, and the teeth will grow worms, crawling into the flesh."

"Ah, um." Brush carefully with a small electric toothbrush as taught by the big brother, "Tangtang doesn't want to grow bugs."

In another year and a half, the child should change his teeth, right?At that time, we must take good care of it. The shape of a girl's teeth is very important.

The first deciduous tooth that falls out should be kept as a treasure.

Now is the time to find a reliable children's dentist.

Shen Lang was thinking in his heart, and there was an inexplicable subtle feeling in his heart that he hoped that his son would grow up.

With such an indescribable touch, he knelt down halfway, wiped Xiaotuanzi's face with a wet towel, dabbed some baby lotion, and at the child's strong request, tied a fluffy ball head , Don’t even get on Yaya Rabbit’s hairpin.

Seeing the LOGO on the card by accident, Shen Lang was secretly excited. He will go for an interview next Tuesday, and the chances of being admitted are very high.

Thinking of this, I feel that the whole person is full of positive energy for a moment.

"Dressed up, so beautiful, perfect!" Carrying Tangtang off the small step stool, let her stand firmly on the ground, and the two stood facing each other, "Today is also a great day, come on."

"Perfect! Come on!" Tangtang clenched her small fists solemnly, burst into a smile, threw herself on San Lang's lap and hugged her, "Thank you big brother, Tangtang, I like big brother the most!"

"Yes, the little beauty confessed her love early in the morning, the big brother is really happy."

Take Xiaotuanzi downstairs and come to the neat and clean kitchen.

Clean, complete kitchen utensils, placed in the cabinet step by step, most of them have not been torn off the labels; clean, there is not even a single fingerprint on the buttons of the oven and induction cooker.

How long has this home been on fire?

"Big brother……"

Shen Lang heard the sound and looked at Tangtang, the child was looking up at him with glowing eyes.

Gollum-

"Stomach...stomach, I'm so hungry."

Shen Lang looked down at Xiao Poor, "You also had dinner in the kindergarten yesterday? When will Dad pick you up?"

Tangtang nodded: "After eating fried rice with eggs, Uncle Xiao Fang came to pick me up at six o'clock. When I came back at night, I also drank a carton of milk."

No wonder it is a circle smaller than other children in the class.The dinner in the kindergarten is only occasionally eaten by children whose parents are too late to pick it up, and there is no one who eats it all year round. Besides, whether it is nutritious or not is put aside first, and it is always a fool, and the children may be tired of eating it.

Shen Lang hugged her distressedly: "What do you want to eat today?"

"Beautiful egg rolls," Tangtang licked his lips, "I still want to eat... eat meat!"

Where are the little refugees from?

San Lang rubbed her head: "Yes, Your Royal Highness."

Pulling aside the refrigerator, I was completely dumbfounded.

Oatmeal, orange juice, milk, toast, breakfast cakes... and then opened the door on the other side, and there were all kinds of bottles and cans, instant food, canned nutrition, potato chips and biscuits...

What does it mean that a clever woman can't cook without rice.

What is powerlessness.

Not to mention eggs and meat, there is not even a vegetable leaf.

Take two slices of toast and put them in the toaster.

"This day will not pass."

San Lang gritted his teeth, bent down to pick up Tangtang, turned around and walked upstairs.

Back in the bedroom, I found that my underwear was gone. I vaguely remembered that after taking a shower, the uncle said: "The clothes were thrown into the washing machine downstairs. I will wear this set tomorrow. I have worn it once, and it doesn't fit well."

Which set?

Only then did I notice that there was a small suit on the sofa, a casual fit.

He changed his clothes, walked to the entrance, turned his head to the little tail behind him and said, "Brother, go to the opposite side to buy some food, what else do you want to eat?"

Xiaotuanzi was wearing bear pajamas, with an expression on the verge of crying: "Egg rolls..."

San Lang: "You can't just eat eggs, you should also eat vegetables, hibiscus soup, small wontons, let's make porridge, do you want soy milk?"

Xiaotuanzi: "..."

San Lang: "What's wrong?"

Xiaotuanzi pursed his mouth, tears in his eyes: "Big brother, can you come back after you go?"

San Lang: "..."

Why are the things that come out of a child's mouth so depressing?

2 minute later.

Xiaotuanzi cried bitterly: "Big brother... Big brother woo, don't go..."

Shen Lang was in a state of desperation: "Hey, I'm not leaving, I'm just going to buy some vegetables."

Tangtang: "You, will you come back? Oh, don't leave me, stay at home alone..."

Shen Lang: "Who is alone? Your father is at home. He is resting today."

It's okay not to mention "Dad".

When Shang Yuxian was mentioned, the child seemed to be even more sad.

"Ah, ah, Brother Ang..."

"...Little ancestor, don't cry, big brother will be back in 10 minutes."

His ears were buzzing, and he looked at the time, it was just after six o'clock.

"Eat a piece of toast first, pad your stomach, and wait for me in the living room." San Lang took off the shoe he had just put on, picked up the child and walked to the kitchen.

After settling down the child, I found the guest room in the east and knocked lightly on the door.

No one answered, poked with a fingertip, and the door opened.

The bedroom is really like a big bed room in a star-rated hotel, with shades of white everywhere, eyes full of miserable whites, Shang Yuxian is sleeping on the bed.

Shen Lang quietly stepped forward, bent down, and looked at his eyebrows and eyes.

After a while, he sat sideways on the side of the bed, leaned close to Shang Yuxian's face, blew lightly, and gave a wake-up call with the voice that made fans scream during the live broadcast before.

Shen Lang leaned into his ear and said in a low voice, "Baby, it's dawn."

Shang Yuxian snorted softly, breathing a little heavier, but didn't open his eyes, probably out of habit, an arm stretched out from under the quilt, "Come here."

San Lang: "???"

Before he could react, Shang Yuxian's arm stretched out, Shen Lang was wrapped around his waist, his body tilted, and his whole body was embraced by the other party.

"Cough cough."

Shang Yuxian coughed from being crushed, this is not the weight of a child, he opened his eyes in shock.

In the out-of-focus field of vision, there is a very prosperous face head-on.

A pair of peach blossom eyes, not smiling but also affectionate.

Those eyes were staring at him for a moment, Shang Yuxian held his breath, as if he was being haunted by a dream, his mind went blank, he couldn't help tightening the person in his arms, and brought him to his chest superior.

The two of them stared at each other for a while, but Shang Yuxian felt something, trembling in shock, suddenly regained his senses, and let go of the arm that was tightly hugging the young man.

Seeing that he was awake, Shen Lang slowly propped himself up, pulled some distance away, and smiled half-smile: "So enthusiastic so early in the morning?"

"I thought it was a child." Shang Yuxian suppressed the strange feeling on his body, retracted his arms wearily, pressed his wrists to his forehead, and covered the expression on his face, "It's just dawn, why don't you sleep a little longer."

San Lang came out of his arms, and looked at his face with slender eyes: "I'm going out to buy some food, the little guy keeps crying, my head is about to explode."

Shang Yuxian turned sideways, looked at him with a smile, and said lazily in his voice, "Aren't there many in the refrigerator?"

When Shen Lang heard this, he showed an expression of "Is it the end of the world?": "The ones in the refrigerator are what normal people eat?"

Shang Yuxian said slowly: "Why not, they are all qualified products that have passed the food inspection."

Shen Lang got up to get a glass of warm water: "Uncle, is this abuse of you? Save the child, you let a handsome and mighty man like me eat buns? Let a beautiful little girl like Xiaotangtang eat canned instant food? My God, we Chinese, we want to eat, rice, rice, rice, do you know, or soya-bean milk fried dough sticks and steamed buns are also fine. In short, you get up and watch the children, I will go to Hengshang to buy some food, and it will take half an hour at most."

Shang Yuxian resisted the drowsiness, glanced at the time, sat up propped up, took two sips of warm water, leaned against the head of the bed tiredly, and gestured to the opposite side: "The car keys are in the small safe. No lock, your driver's license is in my wallet, take it away together, there is also a Hengshang black card inside..."

"Wait, I went to buy groceries at Hengshang diagonally across the street, what kind of car do I drive?" San Lang stared at him as he drank up the water and put the glass back, "I'm just saying you elites , I can’t wait to drive to the bathroom, when will I be able to exercise my 200-meter physique, when I get older, I will have to rest twice on the second floor, let alone...uh, let alone... go to the third floor ..."

Shang Yuxian raised his eyes: "So anxious, did you have a nightmare last night?"

"Yeah, I dreamed of you, and I became a thousand-year-old vixen, and I was surrendered only at dawn." Shen Lang raised his hand, and lifted up the front of the other party's chest and shoulders, and the two pieces that were torn apart The button is also fastened, "Besides, I have rough hands, and I can't drive your car without tossing around."

Shang Yuxian: "...Zzzz"

San Lang tilted his head to look at him, exhaled foul breath, and patted his face: "Wake up, old Shang, I'm talking to you, cheer up."

Shang Yuxian barely opened his eyes: "I still have an Audi, it's old, but it's very strong, it hit a tree, and the tree broke, I'm fine."

"Don't talk nonsense. If you want to talk about the partner of the store, I only recognize Dabai. It is also considered as the store to store food for the family. Either you get up and take the children, or I take the children to buy vegetables, but it is not convenient. I have to carry things. The supermarket Early in the morning, it’s full of old men and women, aunts queuing up to buy discounted eggs, so it’s unsafe.”

"Today is Saturday." Shang Yuxian said lightly.

For some reason, Shen Lang heard a trace of grievance in his extremely calm tone.

Shen Lang hooked the corners of his lips viciously, not to mention his bad acting skills——

In Shang Yuxian's eyes, the picture became like this:

The young man lowered his eyelids, his long eyelashes trembled slightly, and a gloomy flashed in the depths of his eyes. His voice was dry, but he smiled bravely: "There was a man once, when I wanted to cook for him, he asked me a word. , he said: besides eating, do you know anything else? ——Old Shang, I want to ask you now, I want to give you and your daughter a good meal, okay? It will make you feel that I am , have nothing to do but eat?"

Shang Yuxian was startled, that person is his lover?

How sad should the young man be when he hears that?

"I have always thought that in this life, as long as I do one thing, I will feel very happy every day—"

As Shang Yuxian said, he changed from a lazily leaning on the head of the bed to sitting upright. He sat up straight, stared into the young man's eyes, and asked, "Do you know what this is?"

Shen Lang blinked: "Thank you."

Shang Yuxian was stunned for a moment, but he didn't expect the young man to think the same as himself.

Shen Lang smiled: "Every day before going to bed, I recall what happened that day, and I am grateful for the people around me who love me, help me, treat me kindly, and laugh at me, and go to sleep in this mood. Every morning when I wake up, think Thinking of the people you have been grateful for, you will feel full of positive energy and feel that you are the happiest person in the world.”

Shang Yuxian stared at him, his eyes were full of tenderness: "So, you want to 'eat a good meal' for me and the child, I know your heart, I am happy for this, and thank you from the bottom of my heart."

"Fix it!"

Accidentally said it.

Shang Yuxian was startled: "???"

Shen Lang nodded: "In this case, you don't need to thank me verbally. Today you rest, get up, let's go shopping together, the refrigerator at home is hungry and thin, let's have a good meal."

Shang Yuxian: "???"

"By the way, there is another good news. Yaya Tongqu notified me to go for an interview." Shen Lang sat on the edge of the bed, looking straight into Shang Yuxian's eyes, "Also, I don't have any fragments of what happened last night."

Shang Yuxian: "..."

The topic is too jumpy, and the young people's divergent thinking is too strong.

But who is Shang Yuxian? When the old man on the board of directors quarrels with a hundred mouths, doesn't he shut them down one by one?

Although he was still immersed in the lyricism and couldn't extricate himself, he just froze for a moment, then nodded slowly, pretending to be an elder, and earnestly taught: "Very good, I will work in the future, and the bad habit of making trouble after drinking has to be changed... ..."

"Chaos?" Shen Lang stared at his face, "I didn't."

Shang Yuxian stared at him, without saying anything, raised his index finger to press his lower lip, and gently rolled it down, a piece of bitten lip flesh had stopped bleeding and started to turn white.

San Lang: "I accidentally ate something wrong, I'm sorry."

"...Don't drink alone next time," Shang Yuxian paused, "and don't think wildly, you will succeed."

"Honestly speaking, I didn't expect to be a great success." Shen Lang smiled, "Things that can be used are useful, and things that cannot be used are useless, also called 'waste'. 'Trash', if you want to be successful, you have to be someone who is willing to take advantage of you.—do you know who said that?"

Shang Yuxian thought for a moment, then shook his head and said, "It's a bit sharp."

Shen Lang smiled awkwardly: "It's the one who cares only about giving birth but not about raising—my dad, he lives in the capital. When I just graduated, my grandfather contacted him secretly, and asked him to arrange me in the Z government agency, so that I can work in politics in the future. , There is also a care. At that time, my dad didn't say anything, he was always very polite when talking to my grandfather. After looking back, he called me and said that to me, trash talk, and finally said to me In a word, if you really want to come, I will arrange for you."

Shang Yuxian swallowed his throat, not knowing how to persuade him.

"Since then, I have never contacted him again," Shen Lang continued, "So, I just want to be a slightly useful person, a person who is needed by people around me, and a person who can bring happiness and joy to others." I am not afraid of failure or suffering, but I am afraid that the people around me will get angry, worry about me, and suffer from me."

Shang Yuxian looked at him quietly.

I don't know if I was thinking too much, or if I was affected by the recent divorce, this kind of courtship-like, rough words without any artistic content, from the young man's mouth, he was a little moved.

It is said that the years are quiet and good, and the tranquility leads to a long life. Shang Yuxian once again saw some other precious qualities from the young man.

"Like a leech." Shang Yuxian said suddenly.

San Lang: "???"

Shen Lang asked strangely: "That...is...what?"

Shang Yuxian said: "It is a very powerful creature, quite tenacious, and has strong vitality. Even if it is cut in half from the middle of the leech, it can still grow a head from the top of the tail, and a tail from the bottom of the head."

Shen Lang trembled: "I really can't listen anymore, what the hell is Pianzhi, in your eyes, I look like such a disgusting thing? My fans say I am a heartthrob, have you seen me clearly?" ?”

Shang Yuxian smiled: "I see clearly."

Shen Lang's face turned black: "Did you really see clearly?"

Shang Yuxian smiled: "Well, the eyes of a merchant can really see treasures clearly."

San Lang: "..."

Blinking a little dazedly.

What's the matter with this earthy love story?

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Shen Lang: "I thought it was a child, so I hugged him even tighter?"

Shang Yuxian: "..."

Shen Lang: "Suppress the weird feeling in your body? The weird feeling when you wake up in the morning?"

Shang Yuxian: "..."

Shen Lang: "Hehe."

Shang Yuxian: "..."

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