My little dad, you can't afford to mess with me

Century Dragon Court is located in the CBD of the second ring road where the land is very expensive. It is mainly [-] high-rise residential buildings for white-collar workers. The whole real estate is divided into three phases. commercial.

There are only ten villas in the low-density residential area. These ten families include celebrities, public figures, officials and rich people, and their social status is not much to say.

There is no number 4 on the house number, and Shang Yuxian lives in number 11.

At about one o'clock in the morning, Rose Avenue fell into a deep sleep. The Bentley Mulsanne drove to the main entrance of Longting, and was blocked by the metal barrier.The security guy was playing with the computer at the doorman, when he saw the car coming, he dutifully poked his head out to look.

The owner has a card, and he can swipe it with his arms. Some local tyrants are real, love to pretend to be aggressive, and love to toss people.It's nothing. Although there are surveillance cameras, he usually has to see the visitors in the middle of the night. The house is safe, the work is smooth, and safety comes first.

This is the rule set by the big boss.

The well-behaved security guy named Zhang Dazhuang is a veteran. He injured his right leg while fighting the flood, and he is a little limping when he walks. His hometown is in the mountains and he has not married a wife yet.

He thought it was hopeless to find a job in a big city, so he found some labor in the labor market, and only waited for the Spring Festival travel season to go home and farm.Unexpectedly, when the leader of Shiji Hengshang Recruitment saw his discharge certificate, he chatted with him a few more words. He talked about the situation back then, and the leader accepted him without saying a word. Not a lot, the monthly salary is sent back to my parents, and I can keep some daily expenses and year-end bonuses.

It was only later that I learned that it was a rule set by the big boss, that wounded soldiers and veterans should be given priority in hiring.

Zhang Dazhuang looked carefully against the light, but he didn't see the license plate clearly, so he recognized the car first.

Shang Yuxian poked his head out of the car window and said cooperatively: "Sorry, I forgot the card. The people in the car are my friends."

Zhang Dazhuang was still a little confused when he saw the man. Usually Assistant Fang or the driver drove the car. He knew both of them. Boss, immediately got up and operated, raising the automatic barrier.

"Leader, thank you for your hard work, it's so late." Zhang Dazhuang was a little nervous.

"You too," Shang Yuxian asked, "Is the network signal okay?"

"Eh? What?"

Zhang Dazhuang shivered at first, for fear of being caught playing games on the night shift. Thinking about it again, the master said before that he mentioned a little bit at the monthly meeting that "internal employees have difficulty finding the Internet, and they can only use data for night shifts". Unexpectedly, the big boss actually put this opinion on the desk, and immediately asked someone to solve the network problem, and allocated three computers to each of the six guard rooms.

I used to stay up all night on duty, and the second half of the night was like dying. I couldn’t take a shift break. I was sleepy and tired of playing with my mobile phone. Now I can play on the computer and watch movies. Just sleep secretly.

Zhang Dazhuang hurriedly came out of the guard room, stood up in a military posture, and said excitedly: "Report! The network speed is very fast, and the WIFI signal is also good, thank you leader!"

Shang Yuxian nodded: "The night shift is not easy, you have worked hard, pay attention to rest during the day, goodbye."

"Yes! Chief, go slowly! Uh, goodbye, leader."

Zhang Dazhuang was so nervous that he rubbed his legs. Although the leader didn't have a smile on his face, it made people feel warm in their hearts.

So say-

Zhang Dazhuang watched in a daze as Mulsanne drove into the gate, and watched it drive towards the villa area, until the lights of the car disappeared, leaving only the faint garden lights in the community, he still stood there and watched.

He thought, therefore, people are different, some people are not good enough to be inlaid with gold and silver; some people are all shiny, they must be leaders, they must be.

Mu Shang directly drove into the front yard of the villa, opened the rear door, and San Lang lay on the seat and slept soundly, and woke up the drunk young man in a low voice.

"...Are you home?" Shen Lang asked confusedly.

"Here we are." Shang Yuxian panted lightly, put his arms around the young man's waist, took three steps and two steps back, and brought him into the living room.

Wiping the fine sweat from his forehead with his fingertips, he felt that his old waist was about to break.

The young man's waist is very thin but strong, and the strength of his body can be felt through the clothes, thin and domineering.

Shang Yuxian changed the slippers for the other party, and fixed him with his arms. The two stood facing each other and stood in the middle of the living room.

I was thinking about whether to put San Lang on the sofa first, rest for a while to catch my breath, and then carry the young man to the guest room——

Unexpectedly, Shen Lang suddenly gained strength all over his body. He was lying limply in Shang Yuxian's arms just now, and suddenly straightened up, like a small animal stumbling to find its own nest, walking unsteadily forward, sleepwalking As if, he walked to the stairs, stared blankly, and then started to go up the stairs.

Shang Yuxian: "..."

There are two guest rooms on the first floor. The second floor is the bedroom of Tangtang and his wife, as well as the children's room for children to study and play games. The third floor is the study room, dressing room and home theater.

After officially separating from his wife, Shang Yuxian suffered from insomnia night after night. He exhausted all means and found someone to redecorate the couple's bedroom, replacing it with a more comfortable big bed and changing the wall and wallpaper to a darker color. The whole style has been greatly changed, but it is still difficult to sleep in the middle of the night.

So, he simply moved to another place and lived alone in the guest room downstairs.

Shang Yuxian regained his senses, fearing that the young man would miss another step, he followed him upstairs to the slow-walking platform. He supported the young man's back, turned his head sideways, and looked at the other's face.

Worried about Tangtang being woken up, Shang Yuxian tentatively whispered: "Little friend, are you asleep or awake?"

The young man kept silent and continued to climb the stairs.

Go up to the second floor, turn right, walk five or six meters in the corridor, push the door and go in.

Shang Yuxian: "..."

Completely regarded as the second floor of the grocery store?

The moment he stepped through the door, Shang Yuxian realized that he hadn't entered this room for three months.

In the dark bedroom, the floor seems to be able to absorb light, only the moonlight shines on a large bed in the center through the floor-to-ceiling windows.

Shen Lang groped in the dark, walked to the side of the bed, would be dazed for a while, instead of lying down, sat cross-legged, closed his eyes, as if he had fallen into samadhi.

Shang Yuxian reached out and turned on the light.

The European-style bedside wall lamp gave off a dark yellow halo, and he walked in front of San Lang, with an uncontrollable smile flashing in his eyes: "San Lang, do you know where you are now, who am I?"

"I haven't introduced myself yet, what's your surname?" Shen Lang opened his eyes, squinted by the light, "The sun is just right, let's chat, name, hobbies?"

Shang Yuxian: "..."

At first glance, the young man's expression was quite serious, at first he thought he was about to have a formal conversation, but after a closer look, the other party's eyes were not quite right, and his eyes were distracted.

Is this guy playing drunk?

Have you ever seen someone who loves to sing and dance when he is too drunk, who loves to hug someone, who loves to cry and make trouble, young people who are crazy about drinking, but they are looking for someone to chat with?

People who are so lonely, after drinking too much, subconsciously want to chat with someone at 01:30 in the morning...

Shen Lang: "surname, name?"

Shang Yuxian exhaled helplessly, and adjusted the warm air of the air conditioner: "Shang Yuxian."

"San Lang." Shen Lang continued to ask, "Hobbies?"

Shang Yuxian hesitated, "Business?"

"What kind of hobby is that? You don't understand life," San Lang severely criticized him, "What is the purpose of doing business? Your hobby is...to make money."

Shang Yuxian: "..."

Shen Lang: "Specialty."

Shang Yuxian blinked: "You haven't said, what is your hobby?"

"I've said it's a 'hobby', and I love all the 'good' things, for example, uncle, you are very good, money, money is also very good," Shen Lang said, "There is nothing wrong with you and me. , you make money, I love money... specialty?"

Shang Yuxian: "Make money?"

"Again, making money again? That's a specialty? You're the worst elite I've ever met. Hiccup, let's talk about specialties that can be seen at a glance, such as me, me, my whole body Both top and bottom are good."

Shang Yuxian: "..."

Shen Lang tilted his head: "Ask you, people can tell at a glance, specialties, once you say it, others will know."

Shang Yuxian thought for a while: "Spending money, I have a lot of money, and my family is very rich."

"This." Shen Lang was a little dumbfounded, "Does everyone else know?"

Shang Yuxian nodded: "Those who know me, yes."

"Uh, alright." San Lang clenched his fist with one hand and stamped the palm of the other hand, "Mr. Shang, you have passed the test, you must come and go to work...you are hired...in the future, don't, Don't feel bad..."

Shang Yuxian: "?????"

After Shen Lang finished mumbling, his peach blossom eyes curved, and his lips were slightly pursed, slowly drawing a soft arc.

The young man was smiling, raised his head, and smiled at him, his astonishingly handsome face was dazzlingly bright.

Could it be that Yaya Tongqu sent him an interview notice, so he was in a good mood and drank two more glasses?

It is said that one knows well after one is drunk.

When the young man drank too much wine, he was the first to think of himself?

Shang Yuxian lowered his eyes and thought for a while, then said with a smile: "Just now you said that as long as it is good, you like it, such as me, what do you like about me?"

Shen Lang frowned and thought for a while, his eyes moved quickly up and down his whole body, and finally stayed on his face: "He is very good-looking, personable, looks very young, and his figure is not bad, and he has a very good temperament."

Shang Yuxian's eyes sank slightly: "Don't you just like my appearance?"

"Also, except that your expression is very scary when you are angry, and you are very cold when you ignore people. Save face, likes to tease people, and has a bit of a weird temper, I like everything else."

Shang Yuxian: "..."

Damn stuff.

This guy has never flattered the leader, right? This style of sycophancy won't last long in any job.

"Uncle, look at me." San Lang raised his head, "Have you seen clearly, what's wrong?"

Shang Yuxian snorted coldly: "What?"

"I was hacked!" Shen Lang lowered his head.

Shang Yuxian looked back out of the window: "???"

Five seconds later, Shen Lang added: "Legs."

Shang Yuxian: "..."

Then he started muttering, at first Shang Yuxian couldn't figure out what he was talking about, but gradually, more and more clues appeared, and the logical relationship became clear.

A young man lost his love, but his girlfriend got married with someone else?

10 minutes later.

Shen Lang: "That's it, I'm holding it in the palm of my hand, hiccup, daughter-in-law, I don't want to touch it at ordinary times, and I've been bruised all over my body. I told him before that the world is dangerous. If you can't do it, you have to withdraw. You must pay attention to safety. He If you don't listen, isn't that against me..."

"Wait," the more he listened, the more he felt something was wrong, Shang Yuxian interrupted him: "Are you sad, angry, and in pain, just because she didn't listen to you and got hurt?"

Shen Lang blinked: "Otherwise?"

Shang Yuxian: "..."

Didn't you get drunk because of breaking up, falling out of love, and being reluctant to part with that person?

Shang Yuxian rubbed the dry corners of his eyes, and his mind was full of one question: I stood here listening to a drunk talking for so long, why?

The little guy's thinking circuit is different from others, so that he doesn't even know where to start to enlighten and comfort him.

"I used to envy you quite a bit, but now I don't. I know you are also suffering." Shen Lang stretched out his arm in confusion, grabbed Shang Yuxian's wrist, and said mournfully, "I understand, 'love' This thing should not be touched easily, just like Everest, if we have courage, we will challenge it, but it is not suitable for staying for too long."

Shang Yuxian smiled softly, and rubbed the young man's forehead, "You are right, but even if we just go to challenge, we may not be able to come back alive."

Shen Lang froze, what about positive energy, what about being each other's little angel?

Shang Yuxian smiled and looked at the young man's face.

Forget it, let him do it.

I remember the last time I was on a business trip, Xiao Fang bought pajamas for himself and only wore them once, Shang Yuxian thought, turned to the wardrobe, found the set of dark blue pajamas, and took out a new pair of boxers.

Back in front of Shen Lang, he saw him leaning on the head of the bed in a daze, as if he was asleep.

Shang Yuxian stepped forward and opened the down jacket for him. There wasn't even a cashmere sweater inside, just a thin tight-fitting shirt with snow on the cuffs.

Fingers had already undid his third button, and further down, the light was hidden, it was too dark to see clearly.

Shang Yuxian bent down and pressed his chest with his palms to prevent him from moving.

Shen Lang suddenly opened his eyes: "Do you want to put your hand in?"

A word caught off guard, Shang Yuxian trembled like an electric shock, he stopped his movements, straightened up, and stared at Shen Lang with extremely serious eyes.

After a while, Shang Yuxian said coldly: "Why do you have such a request, you are sexual harassment."

Shen Lang: "???????"

Shang Yuxian lowered his eyes: "It's just that you young people are not responsible for yourself. Who will dare to rely on you in the future? Don't think I'm long-winded. I usually don't talk so much. Listen to a good friend's advice, like this There can no longer be a matter of demeanor but not temperature, and it will be troublesome to sit down when you are old..."

Before he could finish his words, a smell of alcohol came to his face.

That handsome face that made people and gods angry suddenly approached him.

This guy is in a state of sobriety and confusion for a while, which is really difficult to handle.

Shang Yuxian took a step back and took a step forward with his long legs.

"I said, the day I met you." San Lang raised his hands, cupped his face, looked down at him, and asked a strange question, "Did you curse me?"

Shang Yuxian: "????"

San Lang suddenly leaned closer, put his lips against the corner of his mouth, and kissed his lips delicately.

There was no sign of it.

Shang Yuxian opened his eyes wide in a daze, and pushed him a few times in resistance. He couldn't push him, couldn't dodge him. After his strength was exhausted, he didn't bother to get serious with the drunkard who was crazy about drinking. If it was Li Weiyang, he would have punched him long ago. In the past, but the little guy in front of him... had no choice but to let him go.

"Little friend, this habit of drinking is a big taboo for salespeople. In the future, when you gain a firm foothold in the industry, there will often be dinners, receptions, banquets..."

Before Shang Yuxian finished speaking, he was interrupted by the other party——

"You didn't show up until now," San Lang pecked and kissed him gently on the lips, and asked in a low voice, "Where did you go before?"

Shang Yuxian was stunned: "What did you say?"

"It would be great if my uncle was by my side when my mother passed away. In that case, I wouldn't be alone."

Shen Lang, who said these words, actually smiled awkwardly.

"What should I do? The people around me have left me one by one," he tremblingly buried his face on Shang Yuxian's shoulder, and hugged his waist tightly, "I feel that after meeting you, I The whole person is a little strange, I feel less boring, but more lonely."

Shang Yuxian: "..."

Because I lost control of my emotions last time and never contacted him again?

Judging by appearance alone, young people do not seem to be dependent on others.

It seems that this kid is really sad this time.

Grandpa is getting old, and his father can't rely on him. There are always times when he can't support himself alone.

Just like Shang Yuxian himself, he never took off his armor on the battlefield of open guns and dark arrows. In his impression, "tiredness" is not a momentary feeling, but a part of life. signal of.

No one knows how long this much-anticipated body can last.

However, it is more than enough to lend a shoulder to my children as a support.

He remembered that leisurely evening at the grocery store.

An ordinary life, overwhelming happiness.

Shang Yuxian stood there in a daze for a while, hesitated for a moment, then slowly raised his arm, clasped his palm on the young man's back, stroked it lightly, and comforted him a little clumsily: "It's not too late now, Grandpa is healthy, Tangtang is growing up, I am by your side, don't be sad, everything will be fine."

The wall lamp in the master bedroom is slightly drunk, and the light and shadow are flickering.

As if experiencing a prairie war, the two male beasts in the dark night are licking each other's wounds, guarding and comforting each other, and are always on guard against external aggression.

After a long time.

San Lang stabilized his mood, rubbed his eyes on his shoulder, and wiped his nose by the way.

Shang Yuxian tilted his head and glanced at his shoulder, "Comfortable?"

Shen Lang puffed out his chest, his peach blossom eyes curved: "Guess?"

Shang Yuxian: "..."

Shang Yuxian's face darkened, and he stepped forward and grabbed San Lang's shirt, as if what happened before was an illusion, "Whether you're awake or not, take it off quickly and go take a bath, it smells like alcohol."

"Got it, got it, don't force yourself, you caught me..."

"Don't dawdle, it's worse than Tangtang."

"Wait a minute, uncle, be more reserved..."

San Lang struggled violently.

In the struggle, he took off his shirt violently.

Shang Yuxian: "..."

Then she stood up and was about to zip up her jeans again.

"No, don't take it off anymore, go to the bathroom to take off the rest." Shang Yuxian endured it, only to feel dizzy for a while, and he was so tired that he seemed to be falling apart, and waved his hands weakly, "Go to take a shower, the door is there, pajamas Take it."

Shen Lang picked up his pajamas and saw a pair of black boxers. He lifted it up to observe, and sighed from the bottom of his heart: "...Ah, the size of this one is not suitable."

"Don't worry about holding other people's underwear," Shang Yuxian's face turns green and pale, "Also, don't dangle in front of my eyes, I'm dizzy."

"What did I do...to make you dizzy?"

San Lang asked with a smile.

Shang Yuxian's eyelids twitched: "Since I will officially start work after a while, it is inevitable to exchange glasses and change bad habits after drinking. I am not joking."

"En." Shen Lang lazily responded.

Shang Yuxian's face sank: "Answer positively."

Shen Lang shivered, completely out of instinct, and his face became serious: "Yes, leader, please give me another chance, I will definitely reform, start a new life, get rid of bad habits, and reshape my life."

Shang Yuxian: "..."

Shen Lang walked slowly, and walked up to Shang Yuxian.

Shang Yuxian glanced at him up and down.

The jeans hang low on the thin waist, the abs are shallow, the vest line is not deep, but it is clear and subtle, the mermaid line extends down and disappears in the low waist.

The figure of the young man is really good, which is very suitable for oriental aesthetics.

Shang Yuxian rubbed the corners of his eyes: "I'm getting old, so I'm not as young and vigorous as you. Go to bed early."

"This room smells like new decoration. The anti-scratch film on the head of the bed hasn't been torn off yet. It's not popular at all. It should have been unoccupied for a long time. The couple's master bedroom?" Sen-Conan-Lang asked a key question.

When was this guy drunk and when was he sober?

Shang Yuxian nodded without responding.

"What do you think?" Shen Lang lowered his eyes, his peach-blossom eyes were full of lust, staring closely at Shang Yuxian's eyes, "Where should I go to sleep, is it more suitable?"

Shang Yuxian raised his eyes to look at him, and stared at him for a while, then suddenly stretched out his hand, pinched San Lang's chin, and asked him to look in the direction of the bathroom, "I live downstairs, after you take a shower, you can go to sleep wherever you want, as long as It's where I can't see."

San Lang grabbed his hand, put away the smile on his face, and stared at him closely: "I sleep in this room, is it okay?"

Shang Yuxian looked directly at him: "It's up to you."

The soft light in Shen Lang's eyes gradually became stronger, and he said softly, "Let it go?"

Shang Yuxian smiled wryly: "Well, it's been half a year, and it's time to let it go."

Shen Lang snorted lightly, and stopped talking: "Stop being brave, I don't know who it is, I'm in a trance, I lose control of my emotions, I don't care about people, I want to cry but have no tears."

No, Shang Yuxian thought to himself, it's not what you think.

Seeing that the other party didn't answer, Shen Lang smiled and made a mocking face without hesitation: "If uncle is too uncomfortable, I can also lend you my shoulder."

Why did the topic turn into sarcasm and exposing each other?

"No need." Shang Yuxian turned sideways, with a sneer on his lips, "By the way, you asked me about 'specialty' before, and you said your specialty is..."

Not broken yet, a bit impressed, San Lang blushed: "Why, my brother has special skills all over, are you envious?"

Shang Yuxian shook his head, "I don't think you're telling the truth..."

Shen Lang: "?????"

Shang Yuxian squinted his eyes, stared at him with the kind of eyes that "if you want others to know, you have to do nothing", and said lightly: "The day I ate at the grocery store, my grandfather told me that the best thing about Lang Lang was when he was a child. Lie on the ground and pee, can you pee on your own face?"

San Lang: "!!!!!!!!!"

Shang Yuxian: "It's a pity, you should go to the talent show."

San Lang: "..."

Damn, it's completely broken now, and a few nerves in my head have been snapped.

Smelly old man, you actually told the uncle about my scandal?

Shang Yuxian smiled gently: "Why, tomorrow Saturday, Tangtang and I will rest, if you don't want to go to wash and sleep, continue to chat with me?"

"No! I haven't sobered up yet, so I won't talk anymore, I won't talk any more, I'm fine, since you don't mind, I'll sleep here, and I'll make the new bed, and the red envelopes are also free." Shen Lang moved quickly. He opened his eyes, pointed back to the big bed, hugged a change of clothes, and walked to the bathroom.

Pushing open the bathroom door, just stepping one leg in, as if thinking of something, Shen Lang took a step back, looked sideways at Shang Yuxian, hesitant to speak.

The corners of Shang Yuxian's eyes twitched, and he endured it: "It's 02:30 in the morning, what do you think?"

Tao Huayan glanced at him, "Well, I'm young and vigorous, if you want to see it, I can take it off as many times as you want..."

"Why do I want to see it??? Get out of here!!!"

Finally broke out again.

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The author has something to say: Shang Yuxian: "When I was a child, I lay on the ground and peed, could I really pee on my own face?"

San Lang: "Hmph."

Shang Yuxian: "Hehe."

Shen Lang: "Now, now, I have grown up."

Shang Yuxian: "..."

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