Oda is always misunderstood

Oda Sakunosuke was taken aback, a little funny.

Zhong Yuanzhong is also one of the five cadres of the port Mafia. He is only a low-level employee, how can he know the cadres?

It was already an accident to know Dazai and become close friends with him across classes.He hadn't even met the Central Plains cadres a few times, so how could he become friends with him.

Oda Sakunosuke took a bite of the sandwich, and explained casually: "Of course not, Mr. Nakahara and I don't know each other yet, so we can't be regarded as friends."

He didn't consider whether the "Chuya of the Central Plains" in Scotland's mouth was the same as what he had in his mind.

Scotland had a delicate expression, and faltered several times, as if he didn't know how to speak. ?

Scotland's eyes are so strange...

Oda Sakunosuke ate his breakfast in silence, the delicious taste on the tip of his tongue completely captivated him.

If it's this delicious, he can!

Of course, the boss's spicy curry is always top1!

Scotland hesitated to speak, he lowered his head slightly, his drooping bangs covered his eyes, his always gentle cat eyes were hidden in the shadow cast by the broken hair, his expression was hard to discern.

"Tissano."

"……Um?"

Oda Sakunosuke raised his head in a daze, Scottish restrained the haze on his face, raised a gentle smile, and asked softly: "I have never asked your name, Tissano is just a code name, what is your name?"

He paused, and then said, "My name is Lu Chuanguang, what about you?"*

Oda Sakunosuke hesitated for a moment, Scotland asked with a smile: "Can't you say?"

That's not true, it's just that his name seems to have the same name as a literary giant in this world, and when he said it, others would always scream.

After coming and going, Oda Sakunosuke was thinking about whether to take a pseudonym.

Scotland has been watching him relentlessly, insisting on waiting for the name.

"...Oda." Oda Sakunosuke said vaguely, trying to fool him.

Scotland lost the thoughtfulness of last night, and asked: "Oda is a surname, what about his first name?"

Sigh... Forget it, let’s just talk about it, at worst, explain it again.

After figuring it out, he simply said, "The full name is Oda Sakunosuke."

He thought he would see Scotland's surprised eyes, and then he would have a headache to deal with a series of curious questions from Scotland.

result!

Scotland just hummed briefly, with a sad face of "I knew it", and a deep sigh in his voice.

Oda Sakunosuke:?

He was suddenly alert: "Do you know my name?"

"I guessed part of it, but I didn't guess all of it." Scotland fell into deep thought after speaking, and said to himself: "Oda Sakunosuke... the rogue faction? It's also the same era as Chuya Nakahara. Paranoia also has logic Can I follow..."

Oda Sakunosuke: ...

What did he hear?Scoundrels?Paranoia?

I don't understand the previous term. Could it be some famous gang?last one……

"I really have this name, and I have no delusions or hallucinations!" Oda Sakunosuke put down the knife and fork in his hand, emphatically.

"Yeah, you didn't, you didn't, I said something wrong." Scotland said perfunctory very seriously, his face was full of annoyance of "Oops, I slipped my mouth".

Oda Sakunosuke was extremely tired.

He's not, he really doesn't have delusions... How about taking a fake name?

Scotland sipped his saliva and asked casually, "You don't know Chuya Nakahara, but you must know Osamu Dazai, right? Or Ango Sakaguchi, Kazuo Tan?"

Such an obvious temptation, Scotland, how naive you are!

Oda Sakunosuke squinted his eyes, making up his mind not to say anything.

——As long as I don't speak, you won't have strange misunderstandings about me again!

He didn't speak, Scotland paused for a few seconds, and gave a very obvious oh, directly acquiescing that they knew each other, nodded solemnly, and signaled with his eyes: You don't need to say anything, I understand.

Oda Sakunosuke understood the look in his eyes, and it was precisely because of the understanding that he was even more speechless.

But... the person he knew was really not the same person as Scotland imagined...

How can we solve this misunderstanding?

Scotland is like a curious person who asks his friends gossip every day, deliberately creating a relaxed and pleasant atmosphere, with a brisk tone: "Hey - they are all great writers, how do you get along with them?"

Oda Sakunosuke thought it over and said, "Scotland, I do know someone named Osamu Dazai, but he is not a writer."

"Oh? Not a writer, what kind of occupation is that?" Scotland asked calmly.

Oda Sakunosuke hesitated for a moment, seeing that Scotland would not give up until he got an answer, he said in a deep voice, "...the mafia. They, no, we are all the mafia."

Good guy!The logic is self-consistent!

Scotland secretly gasped.

Tissano is now immersed in the other world, an integral part of the organization.It is impossible for him to have any relationship with the writer in this way. He was still thinking about how a member of the inner world could link up with the deceased writer of the outer world, creating a delusion that the two sides are friends.

It all makes sense now!

Scotland remembered what happened last night:

Last night, Ley pressed him to see what he was hiding.Tissano was so nervous that he accidentally blurted out: "There is nothing, Zhong Yuanzhong is not showing me his poems!"

While talking, he lowered his hands nervously, and secretly made a "you go" gesture, all of which were caught in his eyes.

Now analyze in detail——

First of all, delusional to become friends with the deceased writer, in order to rationalize the story and increase the sense of substitution, tamper with the writer's occupation and turn him into a mafia with the same occupation as himself.

Secondly, fantasy writers (strike out) mafia friends actually exist by their side, and will share their works with him.At that time, everyone was present, and there was no one extra. Who could read poems to him?ghost? !

Furthermore, Tissano is often expressionless, responds flatly to everything, and is emotionally indifferent.Except for the mission, it seems that Tissano has not participated in other activities, even the mission is stepped on, and he has no interest in life...

Thinking about it this way, the elements are complete!

Delusions, hallucinations, affective disorders, and mild volitional and behavioral disorders—schizophrenia is a real hammer!

Scotland looked at the red-haired man frowning in front of him, feeling affection spontaneously.

Oda Sakunosuke stood on his head, turned his head left and right, and finally found that this strange sight came from Scotland as expected!

There was the sound of pattering footsteps, and Bourbon and Ley walked down the stairs one after the other with stinky faces.

Scotland waved his hand like a big patriarch and called the two over. He pushed the sandwich in front of them and said with a smile, "Good morning, this is the sandwich I made. Try to see if it suits your taste."

It has been a long time since Bourbon had eaten the delicacies made by You Xunran, and in his heart he was ecstatic with tears streaming down his face, but he had to pretend to be reserved.Seeing that Ley didn't move, he could only hold back tears.

"No, thank you." Ley's voice was hoarse for some reason, he shook his head and refused, and turned to leave.

"Wait a minute, since we are going to live together for a few months, we should give each other the most basic trust." Scotland stopped him, took the initiative to "test the poison" and moved the dinner plate in front of Ley, and said gently: "Just start from the meal." Let's start, what do you think?"

Ley didn't speak, and stared straight at Scotland with sharp eyes.

Scotland, unafraid, did the same for another meal.

Apart from the necessary acting, Bourbon would of course give Young Taming a face, he took a bite of the sandwich decisively, and glanced at Ley provocatively.

"Scotland's craftsmanship is very good. If you miss it, you will regret it." Oda Sakunosuke said softly.

All three were persuading him overtly and secretly. Ley raised the corners of his mouth, as if an iceberg was slowly melting, raised his eyebrows and smiled, expressing his response with actions.

Anyway, Scotland did not dare to poison.

He picked up the sandwich, took a bite, and nodded, "It's delicious, thank you."

Bourbon and Ley sat down next to Oda Sakunosuke, one left and one right, and Oda Sakunosuke was caught in the middle. On the opposite side was Scotland who looked at him with "loving" eyes from time to time, a sense of crisis surrounded by him from the bottom of his heart rising.

"Your neck is uncomfortable?" Seeing that Bourbon kept rubbing his neck with a grim expression, Scotland couldn't help asking.

Bourbon wondered: "Maybe I didn't sleep well yesterday."

When he woke up this morning, he opened his eyes and found that he was lying on the table in a distorted posture. He propped up his arms, and the bones all over his body made a faint "click", and his whole body was sore and numb.The laptop isn't closed yet, it's just shutting off the screen.

The information on handling public security affairs is still in the computer, how could I fall asleep so carelessly? !

Surprised, Bourbon quickly checked the computer and the desk to see if anyone had come in and moved it.Tap the keyboard once, and the notebook lights up.On the small window on the desktop is the internal chat window of the police, and countless messages are swiped and flashed.

[Kazemi: Mr. Furuya, I have already prepared an action plan for hunting down the fugitive XXX, please take a look. ]

[Kazemi: Mr. Furuya, this is the summary of XX's actions...]

……

[Kazemi: Mr. Furuya, are you still there? ]

Jiang Gu Ling rubbed his sore neck, and replied: [Yes, sorry, I fell asleep. ]

The icon flickered a few times, and Kazami Yuya returned almost in seconds.

[Kazemi: It's okay, Mr. Furutani has worked hard, you should pay attention to rest. ]

[Zero: That’s all for today. The official business I didn’t watch last night will be merged with today’s work, and we’ll focus on it tonight. ]

[Kazemi: Okay. ]

Jiang Guling sighed, and fell asleep without consciousness. Could it be that he was really too tired?He pushed the chair away and groaned in pain the moment he stood up.

——It's sore, numb and painful, it's amazing!

Back to the present, when Oda Sakunosuke heard that Bourbon's neck was sore, he felt a little guilty.

At that time, in order to rationalize the matter, seeing that Bourbon was still working late at night, he simply knocked him out and threw him on the chair, letting him sleep on the table.I thought it was uncomfortable to sleep in this awkward position, and Bourbon would definitely wake up in the middle of the night and lie back on the bed by himself.

Unexpectedly, Bourbon slept all night.

"I have a few good plasters. I recommend... I will recommend them to you next time. You can choose them yourself." Oda Sakunosuke wanted to directly mention the brands. These were made by the social animal Ango when he was drinking. They are effective and not expensive, but I don't know if there are plasters of the same brand in this world, so be extra cautious before saying so.

Boben replied: "...Thank you." He glanced at the red-haired man beside him, and said in a meaningful tone: "Tisano, today's task let you take the lead?"

For tasks, Oda Sakunosuke has always finished get off work early and left work early, so he is not afraid of leading the battle.

Oda Sakunosuke nodded and asked, "What is today's task?"

Bourbon took out the task list that he had prepared long ago, and read one of them.

It's the dark shark mission.

"..." Oda Sakunosuke frowned and remained silent.

"Is there a problem?" Bourbon tapped the table with his fingertips, smiling meaningfully, "Didn't you ask to do this yesterday?"

In Bourbon's perspective, yesterday:

Tissano was asked what he was looking at. He was silent at first, then raised his head and lightly brushed the dust off his shoulders, like a devil walking out of hell, and said grimly: "There is nothing, just a Just a corpse."

Being questioned again, Tissano picked up the task list, read it and let out a long sigh.

Bourbon warily asked him what he wanted to do.

Tissano avoided saying anything, Gao Leng replied: "Only standing on the corpse can I feel at ease.*"

After leaving this shocking words, he left without looking back.

Later, I argued with Hiro about whether Tissano was mentally ill or a second-year-old child. Hiro insisted that Tissano was a poor little mentally ill man who needed love and we should not be harsh on him.

On the other hand, he insisted that Tissano was a severely ill patient with the Second Second Disease, the kind that could not be saved.

The two broke up because of the quarrel.

Back to the present.

Bourbon sneered from the bottom of his heart, the second grade is the second grader, pretending to be mentally ill, which caused Hiro to misunderstand and worry in vain for so long.

Sure enough, there is no normal person in the organization!

Oda Sakunosuke was very confused, he didn't say yesterday that he would take the initiative to do the task?Bourbon must have misunderstood.

In any case, he will not do the Dark Shark mission, and this must be made clear to everyone as soon as possible.

Thinking of this, he said softly, "There is something I want to make clear in advance."

Bourbon is vigilant, isn't he going to sue Hiro against me?

The red-haired man slowly put down the knife and fork in his hand, with a solemn expression.Everyone was startled, and their expressions were serious. Even Bourbon was secretly suspicious, thinking that Tissano was going to say something extraordinary.

The atmosphere was extremely tense for a moment.

The red-haired man folded his hands on the table, looked around, and said slowly: "I don't accept the Dark Shark mission, I only do logistics for all the Shark-related missions."? !

Everyone's pupils trembled.

What?The number one killer in the organization, the man who has done countless missions, and the mission success rate was as high as 99.99%, now tells them that he is not a shark?

What a hell joke this is!

Both Bourbon and Ley thought Tissano was playing them.Only Scotland looked at Oda Sakunosuke with a relaxed gaze, so stunned that he lost his voice.

"Why?" Scotland couldn't help asking.

Although everyone is just a colleague in the organization, and the relationship is not good enough to be honest, the person who asked this question was Scotland.

He was just facial paralyzed and reticent, not losing emotion.Of course, you can feel the goodwill that Scotland exudes towards him, not to mention that Scotland's aura is also very close to him.

Oda Sakunosuke hesitated for a while, still feeling grateful for Scotland's long-term care for him, and said in a calm but sincere tone: "I have been exploring the meaning of life. Those who take lives must not be able to describe the lives of others.*"

There was silence.

Bourbon now sees that Oda Sakunosuke has a chuuniji filter, no matter what he says, he feels that he has a chuuni aura.But what he said was very philosophical, as if it was perfect and impeccable.

Damn, is this the Second Second Disease? !

Out of the corner of his eye, he saw Scotland's lips trembling slightly, looking at the red-haired man with complicated gazes, and slightly drooping cat eyes, looking shocked and even extremely moved.

Bourbon was shocked, no, how can you be so easy to deceive.I must let Tissano expose his nature as a literary youth in the second grade!

His mind was running fast, Bourbon's eyes lit up, he turned sideways to Tissano, and said seriously: "I want to ask you a few questions, please answer truthfully."

Oda Sakunosuke's face was solemn, and he said in a deep voice, "Please."

--really!I knew it was too outrageous for the organizations in the other world to say no to Sharks.Is Bourbon trying to question my loyalty on behalf of the organization?

"First question, do you feel that you are different from other people?"

Oda Sakunosuke admitted frankly: "I am indeed different from other people." After all, I am not a shark, you kill me.

Bourbon glanced at You Xuran and motioned him to listen carefully.Scotland returned a very inexplicable look.

Bourbon: "Have you ever felt like you were the main character in a manga? Calling out move names when you're fighting."

this……

Oda Sakunosuke recalls his life in detail. As a killer, he set the principle of not killing because he wanted to become a novelist. He became close friends with Dazai and Ango but fell apart. Time is destroyed.My "magnificent" life, in the comics, is probably just a tragic cannon fodder.

Oda Sakunosuke replied seriously: "I don't think I'm the main character. My life has been full of ups and downs, and my fate is tricky. If you want to say it, I think I'm just a manga supporting role. As for the tricks——"

"I do, but I usually just say it silently in my heart."

Whenever he uses the supernatural power, he can't help but say it in his heart: the supernatural power is "seamless"

In Yokohama, everyone did this, and Oda Sakunosuke was used to it, so he didn't find it strange at all.

Bourbon's face contorted for a moment, and he narrowed his eyes to look at You Shunran: Isn't this a second-degree illness? !

Unexpectedly, Scotland did not cast half a glance at him, but looked at Tissano lovingly from the beginning to the end, and the brilliance of fatherly love almost blinded Bourbon's eyes.

——Okay, since that's the case, I'm going to make a big move!

Bourbon desperately said: "Tisano, do you often have thoughts or actions to save others and the world?!"

Thanks to the system tasks, he dare not save, but to help others, Oda Sakunosuke thinks that he still does it every day.

He clenched his fist against his lips, coughed lightly, and said with some embarrassment: "...Barely count."

The real hammer of the second-year literary youth!

Bourbon took the opportunity of turning his head to flick his hair, the golden hair raised an arc in the air, and finally fell lightly.With flying hair, beautiful purple-gray eyes were revealed, with a smile on the corner of the mouth, and he said confidently: "Tisano, I already know your secret!"

Oda Sakunosuke: ...? !

Could it be that he hit him with seven bananas yesterday and was discovered by him? !

Oda Sakunosuke was taken aback suddenly, he pulled himself together, prepared a variety of arguments and prepared to borrow Seven Bananas again, and asked cautiously: "What secret do you know?"

Tissano won't turn his back on it, right?

Anyway, he's just a member of the organization, and sooner or later he will be caught behind bars and cry, so there's no need to have a good relationship with him.Let Hiro wake up as soon as possible, don't be soft-hearted, that is the point.

Bourbon resolutely said: "You are a—"

Scotland frowned, Oda Sakunosuke was nervous, and Rye pricked up his ears.

"Secondary illness!" Bourbon trembled.

Crowd: ...

Crowd: ? ? ?

— Bourbon, are you all right?Are you in your head?

Oda Sakunosuke no longer had the energy to explain, he was even able to calmly comfort himself: at least Chuichi is a normal person, better than a delusional patient.

"Bourbon, are you still awake? Are you hungry?" Scotland smiled and added another sandwich to Bourbon's plate, "I know you're hungry, eat quickly."

"No, I'm not hungry. Tissano, you are... (Secondary Two Literary Youth)"

Bourbon waved his hand to decline, and Scotland put down the water glass heavily as a black line appeared on his forehead.

"boom!"

The base of the glass cup hit the dining table heavily, making a loud noise.The water glass was filled with [-]% pure water, and the water wave shook violently, splashing some crystal clear water droplets.The water droplets dripped down the knuckle-knuckle palm holding the water glass, and formed a small pool of water on the dining table.

"Sorry, I didn't hold it all at once." Scotland wrote lightly, pulling out a tissue with a smile on his face to wipe it clean.

Oda Sakunosuke looked at Scotland twice, confirmed that it was not hot water, and no one was injured, so he left it alone.He turned his head to face Bourbon, and said earnestly: "Bourbon, I'm a normal person, not a second-degree disease."

Facing You Shunran's gentle gaze, cold sweat broke out on Bourbon's back, and he forced a smile on his face: "Mm, um, I made a mistake, haha."

He just smiled so forcedly that even Oda Sakunosuke could see that his words were insincere.

No, this misunderstanding must be resolved today.

He said in a deep voice, "You think I have a second-grade illness, what's the reason?"

This is what you brought to your door!Bourbon's spirit was lifted, he straightened his back, and talked eloquently: "Look, those with chuunibha disease all firmly believe that they have some kind of supernatural ability..."

Oda Sakunosuke interrupted him: "But I really have supernatural powers."

[Odasaku, why did you just say it out loud, supernatural powers are interdimensional things, they don’t have them here! ] The system is a headache.

[Can't say it, but I've already said it...] Oda Sakunosuke was very embarrassed.

The system sighed, and comforted: [It's okay, just say what you said, and then you must not say anything directly related to the "system". ]

Oda Sakunosuke responded in his heart: [OK. ]

He was still thinking about how to explain it, Bourbon snorted coldly, and suddenly asked: "Is it possible that only you have this supernatural power, and none of us have it."

Oda Sakunosuke nodded.

Bourbon glanced at the opposite side from the corner of his eye. The black-haired cat-eyed man really looked tangled, and he smiled triumphantly: "Oh! What is your supernatural power? Can we have the honor to know?"

Oda Sakunosuke Inquiry System: [Can I say? ]

[Okay, let's talk. ]

The system is very calm, thinking: You say whatever you want, no one will believe it anyway.

After getting permission, Oda Sakunosuke rested his elbows on the table, holding the glass and shaking it lightly.Clearly the glass contained pure water, but it looked like whiskey in a wine glass in a tavern.

At this moment, Scotland began to doubt his own judgment.

Oda Sakunosuke's tone was relaxed and flat: "My ability is called "Seamless Clothes". "

Scotland:……

——Tisano is indeed a schizophrenic with severe fantasies!