Oda is always misunderstood

Oda Sakunosuke looked at the weird banana in his hand, and was a little tangled: "But, is this thing really useful?"

The banana in his hand looks different from ordinary bananas. It is yellowish and turns like the number 7.Most importantly, there is an embarrassing face on the banana peel!

No matter how you look at it, it is not an ordinary banana!

The system jumped on Oda Sakunosuke, the cat's face was full of curiosity, and it leaned over to watch from left to right.

It explained to Oda Sakunosuke: [This is not an ordinary banana. Its name is "Seven Bananas Kai". I bought it from Kamisama in another world! ]

"Things like seven bananas" are also called memory modifiers. Hitting the back of a person's head with it can erase the memory containing a certain keyword within 1 minute.

The one on the assistant of Oda Sakuyuki is an enhanced version after debugging by Saiki Kongsuke, referred to as "Seven Bananas·Change".It can be used to modify a certain memory in Bourbon's brain, instead of a simple keyword, and the modification time can be extended to 3 minutes.

Take Bourbon as an example, after hitting the back of Bourbon's head with "Seven Bananas·Change", Bourbon will forget what Oda said in response to Ley, and fill it in with new words in his own brain. The memory of Oda's overturned car will also change accordingly.

The only disadvantage is that if you hit someone with this improved seven banana, you will be knocked unconscious on the spot, and you will forget about being beaten when you wake up.

The system's evaluation on this is: A good helper for Tianhei sharks to steal goods!

Therefore, Oda Sakunosuke had to drag their comatose "corpses" back to the bed after giving them a banana, so as to pretend that they were asleep themselves.

The system said: [Because this matter is not handled properly, the existence of the system may be exposed. After I reported it to the main system, the main system connected me to Kami Sama in another world. ]

[Kami Sama heard our request and originally refused, but he agreed after checking your personal information.It was your charisma that convinced him! ]

"That's it, then you have to fulfill your vows. Which god is this, and where is his shrine?" Oda Sakunosuke asked.

[Kami Sama's name is Saiki Kusuo, he is a high school student!There is no shrine for him in this world, ah... I will ask him to see if he needs us to help him build a shrine in this world to pray for blessings! ]

The system suddenly realized, rushed to the pillow, skillfully pulled out a nest, and greeted with claws: [Oda Zuo, you should rest first.I'll ask again tomorrow morning. ]

"Can you travel through time and space without me?"

System: [Ala, of course not meow.I just let the main system send a message to relay our words through the main system.The main system sends messages very quickly, and it only takes one or two minutes to reach the other world.But Kami Sama is a high school student and has to go to school the next day.Don't disturb him, let him sleep well. ]

The system took it for granted, and didn't think there was anything wrong with the plot that the god was a high school student and had to go to school the next day.

The point is that Oda Sakunosuke didn't find it weird. He even nodded in agreement, praising the system for its thoughtful and appropriate behavior.

"Underage sleep is important and you're doing a great job."

The system cat's furry ears were shaking, very happy.

The next day

Oda Sakunosuke gradually regained consciousness, and his thoughts slowly returned to reality.

There was a cat cub next to the pillow, warm body temperature and small purring sounds close to his ears, Oda Sakunosuke gently lifted the quilt and sat up, trying not to disturb the sleeping cat as much as possible.

Oda Sakunosuke stood by the bed, staring intently, always felt that the color of the cat's fur was a little lighter, and the black seemed to be gradually fading.

He always thought that the system looked like the black cat and kite pupil he saw at the beginning, until he was told that the system mimicry would change with the host.

If the changed system is really affected by his contract and belongs to his cat cub, then the black cat when we first met, is the system's initial setting, or the system has become a black cat due to the influence of the previous host? ?

"Speaking of it, the system seems to be poor and doesn't know anything, but there are always some good things in the database." Oda Sakunosuke murmured thoughtfully.

"Black cat and kite pupil..." He thought while washing, "It's such a familiar feature."

I came here in a hurry yesterday, and I had a meeting until late at night, so I haven't had time to pack my luggage.Oda Sakunosuke carefully laid the suitcase flat and opened it, arranging the clothes as quietly as possible.He squatted on the ground, picked up the neatly folded black coat he had just brought back from the dry cleaner, and a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind.

Iris color, such an obvious feature, he actually neglected it.

Among the people he knew, there was only one person with iris eyes.

That is Osamu Dazai.

Oda Sakuyuki's assistant clutched his coat tightly, stood up abruptly, and turned his head to look at the sleeping kitten as if he had seen a ghost.

The system cat enters the sleep state and will not actively receive messages from the outside world.It has its own security alarm, and any external behavior that threatens the security of the system and the host is received by the security system, the alarm will be sounded, and the system will wake up quickly.

It is now in a safe state, and Oda Sakunosuke is its host, so even if Oda Sakunosuke stares at it with terrifying eyes, it doesn't feel anything.

At that moment, Oda Sakunosuke's mind was full of thoughts.

Oda Sakunosuke has always been a very direct person, rather than thinking too much, it is better to ask directly.

He woke up the cat directly, and Cat Mimi opened his eyes wide. As soon as he started the program, he saw a half-naked red-haired man approaching it.

Cat's eyes widened.

In the cat's eyes, the red-haired man leaned over to it, his brows were tightly knit on his handsome face, as if he was a little anxious.The unshaven stubble on his chin is by no means a demerit. The hormones of a mature man rushed to his face, and the golden morning sun coated his red hair with a layer of warmth, making his whole person dazzling as if glowing.

What makes the cat suffocate the most is that the extremely beautiful abdominal muscles are always attracting the cat to commit crimes.

I really want to roll on it!

No, I'm just a cat, purr—

The system cat meowed, stumbled back, covered its eyes with its paws, and peeked through a gap in its paws.

Oda Sakunosuke was taken aback when he saw this, and reacted in time, he hurriedly backed away, found a random dress and put it on quickly.

With a complicated expression, he hesitated to speak, and asked, "System, what is your gender...?"

It is true that this problem has not been considered. It is not good if the system sleeps next to you and changes clothes in front of the girl if you are of different genders.

Oda Sakunosuke felt guilty and ashamed, but just thinking about it casually, his face became hot.

The system shook its head frantically, and clarified: [I am a system, where do I get my gender from! ]

That's good, Oda Sakunosuke breathed a sigh of relief, he was emotionally flustered, anxious, and full of doubts before.When the system came out suddenly, Oda Sakunosuke gradually calmed down.

He left some time for the system, and when the cat calmed down, he put the coat in front of it and asked, "Is your last host Dazai? Are you lying to me? I'm not your first host at all." Host."

The system cat jumped up like a bolt from the blue: [How can you slander my innocence out of thin air, I only have one host, and that is you! ]

Oda Sakunosuke:?Is my reasoning wrong?

He looked at the cat that was so angry that it was jumping in confusion, and asked, "But you said that your mimicry will change with the host, and your eyes..."

[What's wrong with my eyes? ]

"Your eyes are iris, and my friend Dazai Osamu's eyes are also iris."

The system cat cursed: [I may have looked like this when I was born. When the main system was randomly generated, it turned me into a kite pupil. ]

"That's it," Oda Sakunosuke said guiltily, "I blamed you, I'm sorry."

The system calls out the light screen, uses the screen as a mirror, and carefully looks into one's own eyes.After a while, he whimpered and said: [Stop saying that I look like Osamu Dazai, I don’t know why, but I feel physically sick to this name.Seeing this pair of kite pupils gives me a headache qaq]

Oda Sakunosuke hurriedly coaxed the cub: "Okay, don't mention it."

[I just noticed that I am Tong Tong, why did the main system randomly make me look like this. ] The system cat accepts Odasaku's cat-stroking service, and complains while enjoying it, [I hope the mimicry change can be faster, I want to change the skin quickly. ]

"You hate Iris? Do you know Dazai?"

The system cat trembled violently, and flinched. Oda Sakunosuke didn't lick the cat very often, thinking that he was too hard, so he quickly relaxed his strength.

After a long silence, Oda Sakunosuke thought the topic was over, and the system cat turned over, buried the cat's face in his fur, and said dully: [...I don't hate it, it's just that I have a headache looking at it. ]

"Some people just don't like or adapt to certain colors, don't worry about it." Oda Sakunosuke comforted.

The cat grunted.

The atmosphere fell into a stalemate for a moment, and Oda Sakunosuke was a little at a loss. His eyes flicked across the banana-shaped memory modifier on the table, his eyes lit up, and he picked up the seven bananas and asked, "Have you asked Kamisama from another world?" , how did he reply?"

System cat cheers up: [Not yet!I'll ask now and expect a response within 5 minutes at the latest. ]

It pawed at the seven bananas with its paws, and said: [This is also going to be returned, so I will send it back together! ]

——It can also express in different worlds, the system is really advanced.

Oda Sakunosuke said with emotion.

About 3 minutes later, the system received a reply from Kami Sama.

"What does God say?" Oda Sakunosuke asked.

The mood of the system has returned to normal, as heartless and happy as usual: [He said that there is no need to build a shrine, and if the reward is, a few coffee jelly will do! ]

...It turns out that the gods in another world like to eat coffee jelly.

Oda Sakunosuke pondered and said: "You can search on the Internet to see where the best dessert shop is."

[good! ] The system responds.

Before going out, Oda Sakunosuke squatted down, motioning the system to squat on his shoulders.

The system cat shook its head and refused. It stood on the floor and turned into light spots that melted into Oda Sakunosuke's skin.

Oda Sakunosuke was taken aback: "Aren't you following me today?"

[No, Odasaku is going on a mission today, the mimicry will cause trouble for you. ] The system replied.

Oda Sakunosuke patiently persuaded: "It won't cause trouble. If your shoulders are inconvenient, you can hide in my coat pocket."

He persuaded him for a long time, but the system refused to come out, probably because he was frightened last night.

Oda Sakunosuke could only helplessly say: "Okay, but you can come out whenever you want."

The system meowed a few times sweetly, and it was time to respond.

Gently unscrewing the door, Oda Sakunosuke went downstairs, and saw Scotland busy in the open kitchen on the first floor.

Scot in an apron, shovel in hand, frying eggs.He followed the sound and looked back, and when he saw it was him, he smiled gently: "Good morning, Tissano."

"Good morning." Oda Sakunosuke nodded, walked to his side, and asked, "Do you need help?"

"No, you go sit and wait, it will be fine soon."

Scotland shook his head and refused with a smile.

Scotland is making sandwiches. He is skillful and sophisticated, and his cooking skills are very good.He divided the meals, handed one of them to Oda Sakunosuke, and placed the rest on other places on the table.

The sandwiches are beautiful in color, and even the presentation is very delicate.Oda Sakunosuke hesitated and didn't eat it right away, mainly because it was too beautiful and felt like a work of art, so it was a bit difficult to start with.

Scotland misunderstood him, thinking that he was afraid of being poisoned, so he dragged the meal in front of Oda to him, cut a piece with a clean knife and fork and swallowed it.

"Don't worry, it's safe." He smiled and moved the meal back to the red-haired man.

"Sorry, I misunderstood you, I didn't mean that." Oda Sakunosuke explained, "I just think it's as beautiful as a work of art."

"No matter how exquisite it is, it's just a breakfast." Scotland smiled nonchalantly, and nodded, "My craft is very good, you can try it."

Oda Sakunosuke took a good bite.He had never eaten such a delicious sandwich, and he didn't expect the Scottish craftsmanship to be so good!

Wait a minute, Scotland is delicious for breakfast, but what about desserts?

Oda Sakunosuke has a brilliant idea in mind!

He asked, "Scotland, can you make dessert?"

"I know some, do you want to eat?" Scotland was taken aback at first, and then quickly realized, "What do you want to eat, I will make it for you."

"...Coffee jelly, is it okay?" Oda Sakunosuke added, "There will be a reward."

"Of course, no payment. Do you like coffee jelly?"

"Give it to a friend." Oda Sakunosuke responded casually.

Scotland's expression changed subtly, and he asked cautiously, "Is it a friend named Chuya Nakahara?"