After I left the entertainment industry to farm, I became a top star

"Ugh-"

"Woooo-"

"Woooooo-"

In order to keep the fertilizer they had recovered with great difficulty, the star thieves simply set up their yurts next to the toilet.

In the middle of the night, strange cries sounded in their ears, intermittent and mournful.

A star thief finally couldn't bear it any longer. He lifted the pillow on his head and asked, "Did you hear that?"

"I heard it. It seems to be coming from the toilet."

"bathroom?"

They looked at each other, tiptoed up from the bed, and opened the door of the toilet.

"Finally let me catch it!"

"Don't move...huh?"

What caught their eyes was a pool of indescribable things. It was diligently stirring the fertilizer, and two small whirlpools appeared in the center, bubbling water.

Hearing the sound of the door opening, the two fountain-like sprays disappeared, revealing the black holes that looked like eyes.

It rolled slowly, looking towards the door.

Star Pirate: "Sorry to bother you."

They slammed the door shut with a bang.

This scene really challenged the psychological endurance of the star thieves. After returning to the yurt, they couldn't sleep after thinking about it:

"What are we in a production race against?"

"Swamp monster? Baba spirit? It can't be a ghost, can it?"

"..."

The next day, Xun Yin, who came to oversee the work, saw a row of dark circles under his eyes. After hearing the questions from the star robbers, a strange smile appeared on the corner of his mouth: "Why not?"

"Work hard, if you can't even plant this bit of land well, then I'll take your cramps, skin your souls, and make you stay in the toilet forever and compost for me!"

"..."

A dwarf star thief standing at the back of the line had trembling legs, his face was pale, and his eyes were rolling around, as if recalling something terrifying.

He doesn't really believe it, does he?Xun Yin patted Dwarf Star Bandit on the shoulder.

After he left, the shoulders of the dwarf star thief sank, and he almost collapsed on the ground.

Facing the ridicule of his courage from his companions, Little Star Pirates wept and said: "No, you don't understand...he can really summon ghosts, I saw it with my own eyes!"

He vividly described the story of the resurrection of the paper figurines and the instant transformation of the wedding scene into a mourning hall. The climax of the narration was vivid, as if he was at the scene, and the star thieves hugged him tightly and shivered.

Xun Yin asked the system to take back the monitoring: "Oh, so it turned out that I sneaked into my interrogation of the rebels that day."

——I haven’t read all of them yet.

The system also sighed: "That's how rumors are born!"

"Congratulations to the host, in addition to the trash vase, the popular anchor, and the little girl running with the ball, you have another title of ghost manipulator!"

Xun Yin: "Thank you, I don't want it."

The title of "Ghost Manipulator" is currently only circulated among a few people. After Xun Yin sternly warned the Star Pirates, he was not worried about them saying it.

He didn't bother to refute the rumor - anyway, the presence of this rumor can also promote the production enthusiasm of Star Pirates, so why not do it?

More than a week passed in the blink of an eye, and Xun Yin sent the latest batch of demons to Fairy Cen, and got a piece of good news from her——

"I have reported the Heavenly Demon to the main system of Lujiang for review. If the review passes, your world will have the permission to connect to the main world!"

According to Fairy Cen, although the interstellar world is only a mid-level world in the evaluation of the Lujiang system, celestial demons are scarce resources in many high-level worlds. As a world with "precious native products", the main system can Use your own energy to open permissions for the interstellar world.

After that, they don't need to transfer through the Green River system to trade demons, but can directly trade through the channels of the two worlds. In addition, the energy of the advanced world is constantly pouring into the interstellar world, which can also promote the development of this world as soon as possible. Advanced World Evolution.

"Great!" Xun Yin was overjoyed: "When will the passage be opened?"

"This... depends on the efficiency of Lujiang's review."

"With an organization as big as Lujiang, the auditing efficiency must be very high, right?"

Fairy Cen smiled awkwardly but politely.

Xun Yin didn't understand the meaning of the smile at first, until he waited for a week——

[Green River Review: War, violence, bloody and other disharmonious factors have been detected in the area where the channel is located. Please apply again after correcting the errors. 】

Xun Yin:? ?

The system glanced at it for a while, and comforted: "The review of Lujiang is so strict."

[But there are no such existences on this planet? 】

"Are you sure?" The experienced system asked Xun Yin to take it around for a tour, pointing at a serf's finger and asking, "What is this?!"

"This?" The serf raised his finger and said indifferently, "I didn't pay attention when picking up the stone, and I was scratched by it."

Xun Yin: "Wrap it up!"

"No need?" The star thief serf has scars all over his face and body, and there is even a knife cut across his chest on his strong arm. In his opinion, these are men's medals!

Xun Yin took out a roll of bandage domineeringly, and patted it on his hand: "Wrap it for me!"

Star Thief Serf: "..."

He looked sadly at the bow in his hand—his masculinity was gone!

With this bandaging time, the wound might heal.

"What's wrong?!"

Xun Yin also wanted to ask what was wrong with Lujiang's review. After he submitted the application for the second time, it was rejected again after a long time. This time the reason was "obscenity and pornography".

【fart!I haven't done anything with Xiao Ning recently! 】Xun Yin said righteously in the system's indescribable eyes.

[Could it be a star thief? 】

"No, no, no," Xun Yin said affirmatively, "They plow more than ten acres of land every day, and if they still have the strength to plow other fields after returning home, I will write your name upside down!"

The system thinks about it too, and it said: "Then there is only one possibility."

Xun Yin continued to patrol around under the guidance of the system's rich experience, and finally found the goose shed.

"It's you!" The system projected a virtual image, which squeezed brutally between the male and female geese that were stuck together.

The flock of geese that were in the process of "intimate communication" was startled and fled in all directions, with a constant "ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhss"s, sharp goose beaks raining down on the culprit who broke them up.

The system very loyally led the goose bully to the side away from Xunyin, and shouted at the same time: "There are still trees!"

Xun Yin looked up and saw Xiao Mei and Xiao Pang who were entangled in twists.

Two Snakes: "..."

Xun Yin untied them in despair, and said to the system: "Even goose slices and snake slices have to be controlled, isn't the Lujiang audit too lenient?!"

[Who said no? 】

[There must be no problem this time! 】Xun Yin solemnly submitted the third application.

He gave the serfs a three-day vacation, locked the male and female geese in two goose sheds 100 kilometers apart, and let Xiaomei and Xiaopang guard them respectively.

[Pornography, violence, prohibition, none of them exist! ] After the system checked for him, all of them waited intently for a reply.

Finally, the system: "Received!"

[Quickly look at what to say? 】

With an excited cpu and a trembling monitor, the system gently opened the email.

【did not pass. 】

【why? ! 】

"□□." said the system.

"Chaos..." Xun Yin thought of a possibility, and ran to Da Mao's resting place to have a look, only to see Da Mao holding Er Mao in his two paws, combing Er Mao intimately with his tongue.

[They are grandma and great-grandson! ! 】Xun Yin couldn't believe it.

The system sighed helplessly: "Oh, it's my fault, I forgot to tell you that there are rules in Lujiang, you can't casually enter the mirror above the neck."

Xun Yin: "..."

Don't you just want to sell a souvenir, why is it so difficult?

[How about...apply again? 】 He took a deep breath.

"What application to apply for?" 168, as a system preferred by the main system, has never been wronged like this. It rolls up its sleeves: "Host, wait here! I'm going to go through the back door!"

It picked up a purse of Sky Demon Stones and left. When it came back, it was empty-handed and even gave away the purse.

[Get it done! 】

[By the way, the host, the price of handicraft products in the main world has gone up. Someone asked you if you can sell the same purse as this one, and he can offer you 100 Lujiang coins each. 】

Xun Yin did some calculations, and the value of the two purses was equal to one Heavenly Demon Stone. This business can be done!

168 is really capable!

[Share a tenth of your commission,] He said without a word: "Ask the other party again if they need fresh green radish and golden flame wheat."

【receive! 】

Thanks to 168, the establishment of the main world channel in the interstellar world has finally been settled.Xun Yin has always been curious about the shape of the channel, until one day, he was broadcasting live, and suddenly there was an exclamation from the bullet screen——

【Look!What is in the sky? 】

Xun Yin raised his head and found a small black spot at the end of his line of sight, which continued to expand around and eventually turned into a black hole the size of a fist.

After a while, things began to drop down from the black hole——

A few small bottles, a pile of materials, various seeds, a shiny wok...

Xun Yin picked up the bottle closest to her, and when she saw the label "Rejuvenation Pill, Master" on it, she immediately understood.

——It seems that this is a gift from the teachers.

The elixir was made by the old man of the God of Cookery, the label was written by the Book Sage, and the medicinal materials used were provided by the archdruid. As for Fairy Cen, she sent a lot of materials for making musical instruments!

Turning the bottle to the back, the teachers were afraid that he would not know the function of Huichun Pill, so they wrote the instructions thoughtfully.

[It can enhance cell activity, and ordinary people can prolong their life by 20 years.Severely ill patients can recover immediately after taking it. 】

The teachers gave 20 bottles of such pills, each containing 100 pills!

"It's normal." The system persuaded Xun Yin to accept these gifts without any burden: "Rejuvenation pills are not worth much. In Fairy Cen's high-level world, it takes more than 100 years for a cultivator to close the gate. According to the price of the main world, um ...just 20 Lujiang coins."

20个绿江币1/5个荷包1/10个天魔。

Xun Yin ate one for herself and Ning Moran that night.Ning Moran originally had some old wounds on his body, but under the effect of the Rejuvenation Pill, not only did he heal overnight, but when he woke up the next day, all the scars on his body disappeared, and his skin was smooth and moist.

Xun Yin was overjoyed, he squeezed his fingers, and said to the system: "This medicine is good, I want to stock up on another batch!"

Seeing the host's unfinished look, the system refused to think about what happened last night.

"Okay." It said: "But you have to give me a commission."

The black hole in the sky is maintained at the size of a fist. According to the system, it will gradually expand as the interstellar world communicates with other worlds, but this process may last for a long time.

Xun Yin didn't care.With more than 2000 Rejuvenation Pills, what he lacks most now is time.

In the past few days when Xunyin focused on passing the Lujiang audit, because there was no new content in the live broadcast room, the popularity was gradually surpassed by a new live broadcast room.

The name of the live broadcast room looks like a seller——

"The new vaccine only needs one injection to overcome all difficult and miscellaneous diseases, and human immortality is not a dream!" "

What caught Xun Yin's attention the most was that the founder of the live broadcast room was named Edwin, and his identity was remarked as "the dean of Yinyuexing No. [-] Spiritual Research Institute, the leader of the revolutionary army."

He held a tube of vaccine in his hand and slowly injected it into terminally ill volunteers.

A moment later, the volunteer's face showed pain, her body suddenly relaxed, and then an energy body swept out from the human body that had lost heartbeat and breathing, and appeared under the special instrument, showing the same appearance as the volunteer.

"She" abandoned her old body under the guidance of Dean Edwin, and submerged into a prepared treatment cabin, which was a clone with her eyes closed—without a heartbeat, it could not be regarded as a real Humanity.

This is a defect that is set at the time of embryo culture to avoid ethical issues.

The silver energy body submerged into the human body. Edwin performed the surgery himself and performed CPR on the clone. After that, he called the volunteer's name, and after a few times, the other party opened his eyes.

There was nothing in those black eyes at first, and then expressions such as surprise, excitement, and disbelief emerged.

Edwin stepped forward and asked her for information such as her name, age, and privately set passwords, and compared it with the records left by volunteers that only she had seen, proving that this was indeed a person.

Then he shook hands with the volunteers and said proudly: "A new era has arrived. From now on, as long as the spiritual power is not destroyed, human beings can change their bodies at will, just as easy as changing clothes. Human beings can achieve longevity, immortality, and overcome all incurable diseases. , all you need is a small shot of vaccine!"

"After the victory of the Revolutionary Army, vaccines will be promoted throughout the Federation. Joining the Revolutionary Army now will give you a priority shot. What are you waiting for?"

Aether Vaccine, this is exactly Qin Ling's idea to Edwin.

Immortality is an irresistible temptation for human beings. From the ancient times before leaving the Milky Way to the current interstellar age, people are always chasing longer lives and farther futures, and diseases hang over everyone's heads The Sword of Damocles.

With the rapid development of medical technology, there are still countless terminal illnesses threatening human life, and there are many wealthy businessmen, high-level executives, celebrities, and more ordinary people among the sick.

If they know that there is a vaccine that can make people live forever, and that it can only be obtained by joining the rebels, then the rebels will immediately gain great support.

— even though it's all fake.

"Even if it's for me, the only immortal vaccine in the entire Federation, the Revolutionary Army will definitely be able to occupy the entire Federation soon!" Edwin said complacently.

"Unless they have other options..."

"No, no." Edwin himself denied this speculation: "How is it possible?"

The author says:

感谢在2022-10-0503:50:15-2022-10-0604:14:03期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦——

Thanks to the little angels of irrigation nutrient solution: 22 bottles of Moyu; 2 bottles of Xueyinglan;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!