After I left the entertainment industry to farm, I became a top star

It is easy to be led away by feelings when one's courage is frightened, and those rebels who were interrogated were just like that.

If you change the time, place, and environment, they may not be so easily confused.But it was precisely at this time that they experienced a series of supernatural events such as half of the planet being empty, the group leader died suddenly in front of their eyes, and the resurrected paper man chased ten streets and screamed for help...

When they were escorted to the wedding scene and faced with two paper figurines who smiled strangely and seemed to force them to worship, the precarious last line of defense in their hearts completely collapsed.

"I say! I say everything!" The rebel cried and wiped his tears: "Please let me go! I haven't experienced the nourishment of love, and I don't want to be the No. 40 third-bedroom concubine for an old man!"

"That depends on whether what you say is valuable." The voice from the paper man seemed to be gnashing his teeth a little bit.

But the rebels didn't notice. He forced himself to be calm, starting from the origin of the rebels and talking about the purpose of their trip.

"It was Chief Edwin who sent us to catch... Ahem, to invite Mr. Xun to return to Silver Moon Star as a guest! Chief Edwin wants to overthrow the decadent human federation and establish a world where everyone is born free, equal, and governed by spiritual power." A new world where social division of labor is determined by high and low! Mr. Xun will be the founder of the new world!"

"Do you believe this yourself?"

The rebel looked up at the paper figurine cautiously, and was startled by its unfathomable eyes.

He changed his words: "Edwin wants to rebel against the Federation and establish a pyramid-shaped new world with him as the leader, ruled by the emperor, and is currently kidnapping followers. Mental power is an excuse, anyway, if you don't obey him people will be dragged down as experimental materials."

"That's about the same." The paper figurine said, "I want to tie me up to make him a stepping stone, to dream... By the way, what does that Edwin you mentioned do? What does he look like?"

Speaking of this rebel army, he is not afraid, he said sincerely: "Chief Edwin is the dean of Yinyuexing's No. , handsome, with thick hair, he is a famous handsome man in Yinyuexing, I think he is suitable to be your No. 40 three-bedroom concubine."

"If you wish, I can lead you to meet Chief Edwin, or trick him to Gamma Planet to have a blind date with you. What do you think?"

The rebel looked at the paper figurine expectantly, hoping that it would let him go, but there was a scolding in front of him that shocked him: "You fart!"

"Handsome? It's obviously an ugly and fat Mediterranean! Do you want this concubine for you?"

Don't you think it's too late?

"How do you know?" the rebel asked subconsciously.

The paper figurine raised its hand, holding an optical brain, and projected a full-length portrait of Dean Edwin in front of the eyes of the rebels.

"Can't you just search on the star network and find all of them?"

"Can ghosts also access the Internet?" The rebel murmured, his eyes widened suddenly, showing a surprised expression.

I saw Xun Yin walking out from behind the paper figurine holding a light brain, and kicked him angrily: "You are an old man!"

"Are you human?" The rebel stared blankly at Xun Yin's face.

"Otherwise?" Xun Yin clapped his hands, motioning for the police to take him away.

The person who was dragged by both arms felt a little regretful for some reason. He turned around and asked as he walked, "Can I take back what I just said? I don't mind being the No. 40 third-bedroom concubine!"

"What about your love?"

"It just came." The rebel said affectionately, touching his chest.

"Get out!" This time it was Ning Moran's footprints that landed on his butt.

To be a concubine?Think beautifully, go to the prison and fall in love with the sewing machine!

There was an "ah" sound from behind, and Ning Moran looked back, Xun Yin's expression seemed a little regretful.

He lowered his brows, walked closer, and asked condescendingly, "No. 40, the third concubine? Who are the first 42?"

Xun Yin smiled and rolled his eyes.

Anyway, they were already a legal couple, he stood on tiptoe without shyness, hooked Ning Moran's shoulder, and whispered something in his ear.

Ning Moran: "..."

It was the first time for a young expeditionary soldier to see the general. When he walked out of the room, he couldn't help turning his head back, but saw that the God of War in his mind was quietly turning red.

Gentle words drifted into his ears——

"Okay...if you want...tonight..."

For some reason, the young man couldn't help but blushed.

……

The matter of the rebels was just an episode. Apart from giving Xiao Ning a title (?), Xun Yin's main task this time is to connect the star network to the planet δ-r5346, so that his live broadcasting business can continue.

"This is called not forgetting the original intention!" Xun Yin said proudly.

The system complained: "You don't want to part with the deserted land on δ-r5346, do you?"

【You can say that if you want. 】

The engineering team responsible for setting up the star network on the δ-r5346 star has already set off ahead of schedule. The construction is carried out according to the coordinates left by Xun Yin. Kind neighbors.

The geese who took care of the serfs, Xiaomei and Xiaopang, who were in charge of watching the geese, also brought five or six tons of green radish and golden flame wheat harvested from the field. Xun Yin put these on Da Mao's body and said: " Set off!"

The live broadcast room has already received a notice, and learned that the anchor teacher is going to live broadcast on a remote planet to open up wasteland. The fans who have been away for nearly a month are enthusiastic, and the live broadcast room has been sent to the most popular position by virtue of the number of reservations.

The other holographic anchors were naturally angry and helpless, so they had no choice but to comfort themselves: "Who made them the top of the federation?"

If in the vase period, the "top class" was more of a mockery, then now it is mostly envy. Who made Xun Yin even plant a field with billions of people watching?

"Starnet testing is complete."

"The network is smooth."

The construction team successfully completed the task, and after saying hello to Xun Yin, they took the starship and left δ-r5346. Now, apart from a dozen serfs, only Xun Yin, Ning Moran, and their chickens and ducks are left on the planet goose dog.

The serfs were arranged to live at Da Mao's feet, and a yurt was built with Da Mao's shed dog hair.Next to it are free-range chickens, ducks and geese, and next to it are Xiaomei and Xiaopang.Their current task is to reclaim more wasteland.

As for the other side of the farmland, the serfs have never been there, they can only see a densely packed red hill surrounded by green Qingxin grass, they heard Xun Yin say by chance that it is a "precious specialty" on this planet ".

It must be a very precious specialty for a popular anchor worth tens of billions to broadcast all the achievements he has made, and come to this unshitty place to open up wasteland, right?

The serfs' bad habit of being star thieves in the past revived, and they really wanted to go up and grab a wave and run away, but unfortunately they couldn't run away, so they had to give up this idea for the time being, but this did not prevent them from staring at the "treasure" hidden in the red hills.

The few people carrying the hoes looked at each other and understood each other's meaning without words, and the movements of waving the hoes suddenly became more powerful.

——Although their actions of plowing the land look like old farmers, the heart of the star thief will not give in!As long as you can wait for an opportunity, wait for a spark, it will burn blazingly!

And this opportunity...

Several people looked at each other again, and decided to perform well in the live broadcast.

It just so happened that Xun Yin was also talking about the live broadcast with Ning Moran.

While debugging the equipment, he said to Ning Mo: "I am going to start a big production competition between the ether serfs and the star thief serfs, what do you think?"

Ning Moran: "It's great, the audience will definitely like it."

"But how to stimulate the production enthusiasm of the serfs?"

"The losing group is responsible for composting the entire planet?"

"Makes sense."

Speaking of the inspiration for this competition, Xun Yin still got it from "Star Wars". For his long-awaited first live broadcast, he sincerely wanted to get a good start.

Of course, this is also because he has recently discovered more uses for popularity points.

It's finally time to start broadcasting.

As soon as the signal was connected, a flood of barrage flooded in——

【haven't seen you for a long time! 】

【Anchor teacher, have you really gone to raise a baby? 】

[Is it male or female? 】

[The fertilized egg can't be seen for more than a month, right? 】

Xun Yin: "..."

Almost forgot about this rumor.

He solemnly refuted the rumors: "It's fake, I'm not pregnant, long time no see, because I'm going to get married for my honeymoon!"

Watching the anchor teacher show the marriage certificate (coded) in the live broadcast room, the fans are in great pain.

[This is fake, I don't believe it! 】

【I'd rather you go and have a baby! 】

Let’s not mention how the technical party in the live broadcast room used a magnifying glass to observe the marriage certificate and argue that it is a fake certificate.

As the saying goes, if you want to suppress an explosive rumor, you have to throw out an even more explosive news than this.

Xun Yin was very satisfied with his blockbuster refutation of rumors. He clapped his hands to call everyone's attention, and brought up the news of the "big production competition".

"Using the place where I stand as the dividing line, the wasteland east of the dividing line belongs to the Star Bandits, and the wasteland west of the dividing line belongs to the mysterious guest. After two months, whoever has reclaimed more wasteland will be the final winner." .”

"The winner can get a surprise gift—"

Under the gazes of the star thieves, Xun Yin reminded: "It has something to do with the specialty of this planet. Believe me, you will be very pleasantly surprised!"

The star thieves are even more eager to try.

No matter how cold-blooded, cunning, and cruel the anchor teacher's image is in their hearts, he has one advantage—never tells a lie.So he said that useful things must be really useful.

The star thieves are divided into three groups, working in turns 24 hours a day, vowing to win against the "mysterious guest" who has no shadow.

They spent a day and a night to reclaim 10 acres of wasteland, and when they took shifts to pick fertilizer, they let people observe the wasteland on the opposite side.

The star thief who came back had a strange expression——

"The land on the opposite side didn't move at all during the day, but as soon as it got dark, there was a strong spiritual force to stir the soil, and a whole piece of land was reclaimed in just a few hours."

"how many?"

"Ten acres by eye."

The star thieves who have worked hard all day: "..."

no!They are the most frightening black triangle in the entire universe, how could they lose?

The star thieves spontaneously shortened their rest time, dragging their tired bodies the next day, and reclaimed [-] acres of land.

"Whoosh-"

They collapsed on the ground and encouraged each other: "Don't slump, you must apply base fertilizer once after the raw land is reclaimed, otherwise the soil will not be strong enough to grow crops."

"Send someone to see how much has been reclaimed on the opposite side, I don't believe he is better than us..."

"Fifteen acres!"

"..."

The star robbers sat up in shock in their dying illness, and worked without sleep.

"Eighteen acres..."

"Let's look again, this time we can always win, right?"

Facts have proved that they really won this time, because people have infinite physical strength, but the "mysterious guest" has limited mental strength. It seems that its limit is only fifteen acres, but——

The Messenger Star Bandit who came back this time was more anxious, angry, and panicked than ever before.

"Why this expression, didn't we win?" The star thieves celebrated by raising their home-brewed beer.

"cheers!"

"What are you doing?" The Messenger Star Bandit said: "The big thing is bad! Our fertilizer has disappeared!"

"??"

The big production competition was quite interesting, and the "mysterious guests" also attracted a lot of speculation. Xun Yin set up an online quiz for the winners and losers of both parties. Every day at 0 o'clock, the prizes were small snacks made by himself.

Due to the anxious situation, there are many fans participating, and there are people who support either side.

Since both parties are not good at dealing with each other, more precisely, they are both ex-criminals who can get out of prison, so Xun Yin is ready for them to tear each other down and mediate from it.

But I never expected that the first thing that needs mediation is this——

"It took your shit?"

"..."

Xun Yin flew around the planet three times on his big hair, and finally found the ether serf running away with a cesspit in a corner.

It was hiding 10 meters below the soil at that time, and it was discovered thanks to Damao's sensitive sense of smell.

Xun Yin took out the harp from Da Mao's body, a magnificent harp song, forcefully forced the ether serf out from under the soil.

It was wrapped in manure, and Xun Yin said coldly: "Dung thief, you really don't forget your original intention, do you remember what I warned you about?"

How can this be forgotten?

The ether serf trembled for a long time, tried to deform his body, and formed a few words on the ground——

"Not a single gram is missing!"

It didn't run away with fertilizer, it just wanted to win, what's wrong with wanting to win?

Xun Yin rolled up his sleeves and put them down again. After repeating this action three times, he said angrily, "Isn't it honorable to compete unfairly? You'll be fined to cry thirty liters of tears in one day to fertilize!"

He wanted to beat it to tears, but it was too smelly to do it!

The system said in an admiring tone: "It turns out that strong men also have weaknesses."

Be proud, ether serf, you are the first species other than Xiao Ning that makes the host unable to kill you!

The author says:

Ether Serf: Then I'll make a move and become a concubine in the 100th house?

感谢在2022-10-0404:33:20-2022-10-0503:50:15期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦——

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 230604785 bottles; 52095666, shine1 bottle;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!