After I left the entertainment industry to farm, I became a top star

"What?" The blond Starport official, that is, Eugene, looked over with puzzled eyes.

Under Eugene's calm appearance, his heart rate quietly exceeded 180.

"Let me see, "Come... Rose... Star Beta... help me?""

"..."

As Ning Moran's deputy and the liaison officer of the expeditionary force, Colonel Eugene has experienced countless thrilling things in his life, and he considers himself a fearless man.But he swears, this moment is the fastest heartbeat except for the mouthpiece that was guarded by the worm mother that year.

"Calm, calm... This is the lifelong happiness of Black Soil..."

Eugene forced himself to calm down, and showed a puzzled expression that even the actor could not see the flaws: "Huh? Why is it Rose Beta?"

He looked at the entourage dressed as a policeman beside him—the real identity was the general's guard: "Gregory, what do you know?"

Jin Wei is still young and hasn't developed the seamless acting skills of the Colonel. He has a handsome face: "Conspiracy! This must be a conspiracy against Gamma Star!"

"So that's how it is." Eugene didn't wait for the prisoner to speak, and smashed his mouth with a fist: "Speak! What conspiracy do you have?"

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..." A fart conspiracy!This is the rose β star, right?

"Good job, you really have backbone, it seems that you are really loyal to your leader! Come!"

Eugene summoned two expeditionary troops to hang the captives head-to-toe on the branches of the killing tree, and invited Xiaomei, who was watching the excitement, with a tube of nutrient.

Xiaomei opened her mouth wide, and her body was entrenched on the tree.

The captive's head was wrapped in the mamba's mouth, and with a slight shake of his body, he could feel the sharp fangs brushing against his cheek.

Heartbroken, he heard Eugene ask: "Say, why did you mark this place as Rose Beta?"

"..."

"Don't say?" The rope tied to his feet dropped by a foot.

"I'll ask again, why do you call this place Rose Beta Star?"

"..."

The rope dropped another foot.

"What conspiracy does the Black Triangle Star Bandit Group have against Gamma Star?"

"I suggest you to take it seriously. It is terrifying to be eaten by a mamba snake. Its venom will corrode every inch of skin and every trace of spiritual power on your body. You will not die immediately, but will only die in the double body and spirit." Watching myself being digested into a skeleton in pain..."

Xiaomei heard these humans praising it for its ferocity, so she "hissed" happily, and the snake letter brushed across the star thief's face.

Snake happy!

In the eyes of the star thief, the cold snake letter is as cold-blooded as the cold-blooded animal itself. It seems that it can't wait for its prey, and greedily scrapes across his face. The bright red throat is constantly wriggling, and it may happen at any time. Disobeying the master's order, he closed his sharp teeth.

A beast is a beast, and a star thief who has no sense of morality in his heart would never entrust his life and death on a beast.

At the moment of life and death, he finally had a flash of inspiration and said loudly: "I say! I say!"

The rope was pulled up for a while, and Eugene said calmly: "That's it!"

"It's the leader, that's right, it's the leader! The leader has a grudge against the expeditionary army. He marked the gamma star as a rose beta star, trying to mislead the Star Thieves, making them think that the expeditionary army is persecuting us!"

"Oh..." Eugene and the others looked at each other silently, so it could be explained in this way.

"But, isn't that right?" Xun Yin asked, "Didn't your leader be arrested first?"

Eugene and the others became nervous again. He stepped forward and kicked the ass of the star thief himself, and said: "Say, why? Don't try to quibble! Let me find out that you have said a lie, and I will cut off your tongue Come down and feed the geese!"

The captive racked his brains: "Yes, that's right, but the leader seems to be threatened by the Zerg, but he actually surrendered to the other side, and then he will use the Zerg's prestige to burn, kill and loot on Gamma Planet, and then plant it on the expeditionary army. I just didn’t expect the boat to capsize in the gutter.”

"By the way, I have evidence!" For fear that Xun Yin would not believe it, the prisoner said, "You take down the flagship of the Black Triangle, and there is a smuggler there who is a member of the expeditionary force, and that is what he plans to stay on Gamma Planet." Witness!" "

Eugene looked at Xun Yin nervously, not sure whether he believed it or not.

He was so anxious that every second seemed like years.

Finally, Xun Yin nodded: "I see."

Eugene breathed a sigh of relief.

Xun Yin said thoughtfully: "As expected of the notorious Black Triangle Star Bandit Group, not only did bad things be planted on the Expeditionary Army, but even if they were caught, they would be planted on the Expeditionary Army's head. My heart is too dirty."

"That's right!" Eugene nodded vigorously: "My heart is so dirty! If it weren't for Master Xun's extra question today, our Gamma Planet will have an enmity with the Expeditionary Army. Wouldn't we have fallen into the trick of the Star Bandit?"

"Let's put it down." He waved his hand, and the expeditionary commander who was hanged from the tree let out a sigh of relief, and lay limp on the ground. He wanted to cry, but whose heart was it?

"..."

In fact, only the leader, the captain, and the captain of the armed forces are the only ones in the Star Thief Group who really know the route. The thieves don't know their destination.

The prisoner captured by Xun Yin happened to be the captain of the armed forces, and it was unknown whether it was Xun Yin's luck or his misfortune.

In short, after hearing what the captain said, most of the captives agreed with the fact that this place is Gamma Star, only the star thief leader still showed a sneer.

Then he was drugged by someone sent by Youjin, and temporarily lost his ability to speak. Not only that, but Youjin also said to Xun Yin: "This serf is dishonest, let's hand it over to the Federation for a bounty. The matter of capturing the flagship of the Black Triangle He needs to contribute, so he is temporarily detained at the Gamma Star Police Station during this time."

"In exchange, if you need these serfs..."

Xun Yin: "Deal!"

Losing a not-so-useful dung collector in exchange for dozens of new serfs, he will still settle the score.

Cost-effective!

Before leaving, Eugene said: "In view of your contribution to the diplomatic relations between Gamma Star and the expeditionary force, after the report, we decided to award you another "Gamma Star Friendship Star" medal, please check it. "

Xun Yin watched the empty shuttle carrying them go away, and then glanced at the crops of serfs. For the first time, he missed a certain Zerg that had been sent to the research institute.

It's not an ordinary bug, it's a mass producer of serfs!

-

During the live broadcast that day, the audience noticed that there were more serfs working in the yard, and it was said that all the star thieves from the entire star thieves group had been left behind.

The audience is ecstatic.

What made them even more ecstatic was that Xun Yin smiled and proposed a new business of "sharing serfs".

"It's like this. Since the anchor's land is full, the labor force of these serfs cannot be fully utilized, so we decided to rent the extra 38 serfs to the cloud landlords. The serfs can reclaim wasteland, plant crops, catch insects and weed. Even breeding chickens and ducks, their harvest will be sent to the cloud landlords in every corner of the universe, and the cloud landlords need to bear the living consumption of the serfs and properly plan the actions of the serfs.”

Then Xun Yin put forward some detailed clauses, for example, serfs could not violate the orders of landlord Yun but could lodge a protest; landlord Yun could let the serfs work hard but the premise was that the serfs’ health could not be squeezed, otherwise all medical expenses would be borne by landlord Yun himself. Undertake, when the harvest period comes, the output of all cloud landlords will be announced in the live broadcast room, and the top few will be rewarded by the anchor, so don't let your land be abandoned at will, etc.

After picking the audience's interest to the highest level, Xun Yin smiled and said, "Now it's time to bid, let's start!"

[I want serf No. 32, he looks strong! 】

[The look in the eyes of No. 32 is not obedient material, I choose No. 25. 】

[No. 25 is too short, I choose 43. 】

[43 One eye is blind, so ugly. 】

Looking at the angry eyes of the star thieves who were auctioned off, Xun Yin shrugged and said, "If you don't want to be auctioned off as goods, then don't do all kinds of bad things? Those passengers whose tickets are torn up by you casually, even if they want to be photographed No chance."

Xun Yin didn't know how many crimes the star robbers had, but he had already collected clues in the live broadcast room, and none of those criminals who were full of crimes would be let go.

Before that, they would be locked up in the nearby farmland, working hard all day long, only getting the minimum food needed to guarantee their lives.

Because there is a glimmer of hope in their hearts that they will escape from birth, they will live and live in humiliation, but that is all.

Xun Yin had already planted the seeds of obsessive grass on them. Once they left the green leafy block, they would automatically return here and continue to work until they died.

"This is labor reform!" Xun Yin said enthusiastically to Katu, Uncle Kunt and Aunt Melina: "This is how people in the ancient galaxy reformed their criminals! The crops, the crops that can bring happiness to people, can wash away their sins!"

The three looked at each other: "The people of the ancient galaxy are really strict!"

"They shouldn't have many criminals, right? Otherwise, there might not be enough land for a planet."

"Pfft." Far away in a laboratory of Yinyuexing, Qin Ling let out a chuckle, feeling more and more interesting about the little peony that Heitu had taken a fancy to.

but--

"Serf Yun? This is a good idea, maybe it can be used on..."

During the conversation, the door of the laboratory was knocked three times, and the researcher under him said respectfully: "Mr. Qin, the analysis of the sample obtained last month has already had results. Dean Edwin invites you to his office."

"understood."

Qin Ling put on a new white coat, put away all expressions on his face, and disappeared into the long corridor.

-

Ning Moran didn't come back for more than a month, and it was the first time since the two met that they had been separated for such a long time.

Even when Eugene represented the "Gamma Star Government" to award Xun Yin the titles of "Gamma Planet Excellent Star Citizen" and "Gamma Planet Friendship Star", he didn't show up, and he didn't even reply to Xun Yin's message.

Xun Yin: "..."

Although I know that interstellar travel takes several months at a time, and it is normal to not receive the star network signal on the way, but I am still a little disappointed.

Important moments without important people around or something.

On the live broadcast that day, someone asked [Where did the previous administrator go?Are you quitting? 】

Xun Yin paused: "How do you know that the administrator has changed?"

"Oh," Danmaku replied calmly: 【Now, saying "I like you" to the anchor teacher will not be verbalized. 】

[You will not be blocked if you leave your contact information. 】

[Also, when you touch the host teacher, as long as it is hair, palms, shoulders and other reasonable parts, you will not be given a yellow card! 】

[Thinking about it this way, the gap is quite big. The original administrator is really strict. 】

[Does he have some ideas about the anchor teacher? 】

Xun Yin: Wrong, I have some thoughts about him.

Katu also saw the barrage, and found that what he did was so much worse than Brother Ning, so he hurriedly checked and filled in the gaps, so as not to be taught by Brother Ning in his mecha when he came back.

——First of all, let’s start with the yellow card!

[A warm reminder from the administrator, if you shake hands with the anchor teacher now, you may get a serf gift package x3, including 1 day of food for serfs, 1 day of drinking water for serfs, and the right to use farm tools for 1 day. 】

【Now or never. 】

[Do not touch other body parts! 】

Under Catu's fishing enforcement, he finally issued a dozen yellow cards.

Katu found it quite unbelievable: "Impossible! Why are there only a dozen? My elder brother is so good-looking, but no one has any thoughts about him? Are you blind?"

Just kidding, it's because I'm not blind.

Who would have any thoughts about the anchor teacher beating the disobedient serf every day?It's not that I haven't lived enough!

They seem to have forgotten the rainbow fart they blew before: "Ah, your bright eyes are the clear springs in the sky, and your soft and beautiful figure is like an orchid in an empty valley..."

Xun Yin didn't know that his image had undergone such a 180-degree change in the live broadcast room, but even if he knew, he would only be proud of his tough guy temperament that convinced everyone.

After the live broadcast ended as usual, Xun Yin sighed, feeling inconceivable: "I actually miss Ning Moran a little bit?"

You know, he never thought of anyone before, no!Because this is not in line with the unrestrained and unrestrained temperament of a macho man!

System: "Huh!"

Xun Yin: "You have been humming since the live broadcast, what's the matter?"

System: "Yes! I have rhinitis!"

[The system also suffers from rhinitis? 】

"Of course," the system put his hips on his hips: "I'm a homophobic rhinitis!"

The concentration of wild men in your mind exceeds the host!

Xun Yin: "..."

Having been punctured by the system, he became a little annoyed and turned off the system in the small black room.

Then I went to inspect the work of the serfs, checked the eggs laid in the chicken coop today, and dismantled the two mamba snakes that had been entangled all day long, and coiled one on each wrist.

After solving all the problems before the afternoon live broadcast, Xun Yin thought about it, logged in to the live broadcast room ahead of time, and dropped an explosive news for the loyal fans who guarded the live broadcast room.

"what?!"

"You want to select lucky fans and design tattoos on their faces?" Katu was stunned by the news, his eyes blurred.

"Why, what's wrong?" Xun Yin said, "I've already informed them that they have to pay for their own travel expenses. The closest one lives on Gamma Planet. How about we fly a shuttle to pick her up tomorrow?"

Kato: "No no no!"

He thought desperately, God, you accept me!

Who came up with the bad idea of ​​tricking the eldest brother into Rose β Star?You are so capable, why don't you lie yourself?

Katu said that he told Xunyin not to send the address to lucky fans, because "the black fans will come to harass after the address is exposed."

"That makes sense...how about I let them wait at Xinggang and find an air shuttle to blindfold them before sending them over?"

Katu: "..."

Then this Starport is not Gamma Starport, you can’t treat them as a Starport just because of the fountain at the entrance!

"Then what should I do? I already asked them to come to Gamma Planet to find me." Xun Yin spread his hands and said, "Be more confident in human nature, Katu, the few lucky fans I picked have permanent spiritual scars on their bodies." , They have clocked in more than 500 hours in the live broadcast room, and they often send bullet screens to communicate, and they even sent me their own photos and medical records.”

"I believe they will not expose my personal information casually!"

Katu was completely desperate. Could it be that someone has already set off?He will not underestimate the enthusiasm of people with mental damage to recover their health!

Before the live broadcast in the afternoon ended, Katu found an excuse to go back to his home and told Uncle Quint the terrible news.

Uncle Quint immediately contacted Eugene.

Eugene: "..."

Heitu, your lifelong happiness is really going to be lost!

Can't!Calm down!

Eugene quickly used the personal information provided by Katu to find the addresses of several lucky fans, and found that someone had already bought today's starship ticket.

He immediately sent a message to the planetary guards stationed on Rose Beta, asking them to see if the starships of the Black Triangle Star Thief Group were still there.

"Yes, why?"

"Kidnapping!" Eugene slapped the table and said, "Kidnapping all these starships to Star Rose β!"

"Remember to block all the signals on the starship, and don't let any passenger know the truth! Be sure to be safe, the admiral's lifelong happiness depends on us!"

"Yes!"

The Guardians of the Planet accepted the task seriously, feeling a heavy pressure on their shoulders, the name of the pressure is "Admiral's Lifetime Event".

"Wait!" They looked at each other, and no one knew who was the first to say: "The first rule of discipline in the expeditionary army is that our guns will never be aimed at fellow human beings."

"..."

After a moment of silence, a guard who had been with Eugene for a long time asked, "Is that a gun on the starship?"

"That's clearly a ship-mounted light energy cannon!"

The author says:

I have something to do tomorrow, so today I will make five today, and I will finish my work early tomorrow to see if I can make more, if there is no second update today, don’t wait——

感谢在2022-09-1202:56:18-2022-09-1222:35:31期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦——

Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 5326676710 bottles; 5 bottles of Maowu; 1 bottle of Xueyinglan, Hegui, Windlin, and my brother Dumei;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!