After I left the entertainment industry to farm, I became a top star

The leader of the star robbers had a hard time adapting to his job, but when he turned the excrement and leaves with the shovel, he could always feel a pair of cold snake eyes watching him from the grass.

This made him dare not close his eyes completely even when he was sleeping at night. Sure enough, when he was lying in the grass next to the chicken coop, after a while, the cold and rough snake scales stuck to his skin amidst the rustling sound. , A pair of yellow-green vertical pupils narrowed, looking up and down his body, as if wondering where to start the mouth.

Sharp teeth grazed his shirt, with a gust of wind, the leader of the star robbers had a flash of inspiration, and finally remembered!

A few months ago, he once captured a juvenile mamba snake on a desolate star, and let his smuggling ship sell him. Could this be...

The head of the mamba was lowered lower, and a scale between the eyebrows was peeled off, leaving an old scar, which looked uneven in the dark night.

The leader of the star robbers tightened his hand - it was it!

He still remembers provoking the mamba with the tip of his dagger and peeling off its scales as it twitched violently.

It's just that the snake in my memory was only five or six meters long, with thick thighs, so the star thief leader didn't even notice it, let alone worry about being retaliated by it.

So how on earth did it get fattened up like this in just a few months?Taking growth hormone is not so fast!

One person and one snake looked at each other for a full 5 minutes. When the leader of the star robbers was tense and almost desperate, Xiaopang flicked his tail and swam away.

It snuggled up with Xiaomei, sleeping on a rock not far from the chicken coop, and looked down at the star thief leader from time to time. The banter in his eyes made the star thief leader break out in a cold sweat.

"Damn beast!" He lay on his side in the hay, not daring to show any excess emotion, but the hand hidden underneath quietly pressed his upper abdomen, where there was a hard, button-shaped thing hidden——

"We can't wait any longer!"

He must escape!Otherwise, it will be eaten by this snake sooner or later!

According to Xun Yin's request, the fertilizer here in the chicken coop is matured in batches every ten days, and needs to be sent to the farmland below the mountain by the manure picker, that is, the leader of the star bandits.

During these ten days, he was always watched closely by Xiaopang, and he had no chance to make any small moves.

Finally, when it was time to pick up manure and go down the mountain, the leader of the star robbers picked up eight woven bags full of farmyard manure and walked down the mountain under the escort of the mamba snake.

He looked back from the corner of his eye without any trace, and found that the mamba snake that had a grudge against him flicked its tail and returned to the mountain.

There is a show!The star thief leader was overjoyed.

He deliberately slowed down his pace and walked slowly. Seeing no one around, he stretched his fingers to his abdomen and pulled hard, and "hissed" to take out a bloody positioning device.

After pressing the button-like thing, the star thief leader threw it down, stepped into the soft soil, and continued to move forward.

The wound on the abdomen was pasted up with grasses and ash, and the smell of blood left behind was covered by the smell of manure, and no one could smell it.

After placing the bags of fertilizer next to the field, he picked up the last few bags and walked to the yard.

The men of the star thief leader are currently performing their duties as serfs in the yard.

Because they didn't gain Xun Yin's trust, they didn't even have the qualifications to go to the fields to serve the crops. They spent the ten days of their lives with the alien plants.

Under the camera of the live broadcast, these serfs had dull eyes and desolate expressions, and it seemed that they were tortured by the alien plants.

Barrage:

[The anchor teacher is the anchor teacher. Let the star thieves be serfs is a path that I have never imagined. 】

[So can my heart-eating vines and bluebells arrive soon? 】

[Let the serfs speed up the pace of production, this output... the female insects next door dare not rest like them when laying eggs! 】

[Mr. Anchor, I report that the serf on the far right of the yard is lazy. He raised his hand to wipe his sweat for more than 3 seconds! 】

[I heard that people in the ancient galaxy would whip the serfs. 】

Xun Yin: "..."

I have to say, you guys are more like landlords than I am!

At this time, he saw the leader of the star robbers who came in carrying fertilizer, and beckoned him to put the fertilizer down.

"Didn't you say that the plants you bought back are not easy to feed? You can try this fertilizer, which is purely natural and hand-made, and the elder brother will say it is good after using it! Of course, don't forget to play the "Pure Rain" three times a day. Brother, listen."

"Don't forget, never forget." The barrage said one after another: "Don't tell me, teacher anchor, "Pure Rain" not only can promote the growth of big plants, but even cured my friend's ten-year infertility. By this time next year, his child will be born. It's full moon!"

Xun Yin: "..."

It was also a path he had never imagined.

No, maybe even Fairy Cen doesn't know that their Tianyin Pavilion's music has this kind of effect, right?

System: "What are you thinking about?"

Xun Yin: "I'm thinking, should I change the name of "Jin Kela" to "Jing Ge"?"

As for why he did this, of course it was because he wanted to leave the name of Jinkela to his original ecological and pollution-free farmyard manure!

Just at the beginning of the barrage, someone listened to Xun Yin's strong recommendation and began to place an order for Huafei. Xun Yin told the leader of the star bandit: "Serf, don't go, help me pack the gold trash, 1 kg per bag."

"Yes." The leader of the star robbers lowered his head, and there was a hint of joy in his eyes.

He took a long time to find out the packaging bag, and stuffed the fertilizer into it, and he didn't know how many times he was scolded by the fans in the barrage: "Slacker, I think you owe it!"

"Huh?" When he finished stuffing the fertilizer and began to fill in the express delivery information, the leader of the star bandits suddenly discovered that the address Xun Yin had given him was Gamma Star.

its not right?This place is obviously Rose β Star!

At this moment, he recalled the time when the smuggling ship landed at Starport ten days ago.

It seems...it seems...the words "Gamma Star" are written on the huge sign outside the star port.

The leader of the star robbers seemed to have touched some faint thread, but he was not sure. He thought for a while, but he still hadn't decided whether to ask Xun Yin about it, when Xun Yin's voice appeared behind him: "Are you here?" What are you dawdling about?"

He was holding a rattan whip in his hand, and the fans in the live broadcast room finally couldn't hold back and asked him to stage a good show of a cruel landlord teaching a lazy serf.

Flicking the whip in the air, the sharp whip brushed across his cheek slightly, the star thief leader shrank his pupils, and subconsciously said: "I'm not being lazy! This address is wrong!"

"What's wrong?"

"Why is the address written as a gamma star? We are clearly in..."

Katu, who was supervising the work of other serfs, felt that something was wrong. Seeing him, he was about to say the words "Rose β Star". His heart was about to stop suddenly. The whip, "slapped" on the mouth of the leader of the star robbers.

"What Gama star? I told you all, the word reads Gamma! I didn't study hard at the beginning, and let you learn how to rob, and now I am a serf who can't even write the address clearly. Forget it!"

Interrupted by him, Xun Yin forgot the strangeness before, and gave the whip to Katu: "Okay, you pack and deliver with him, and I will continue the live broadcast."

The leader of the star bandits cast a stern glance at Katu, wanting to tear him down in front of Xun Yin, but he didn't know if Katu did it on purpose, his lips and cheeks were all swollen, and he couldn't speak, let alone complain.

"What are you looking at me for?" Katu touched the space button on his waist, and stared back without showing any weakness: "Work!"

The star thief leader had no choice but to clenched his fists, thinking to himself, when the reinforcements arrive, he will make this brat look good!

Little did he know that Katu was also sweating in his heart—it was so dangerous, he almost revealed his secrets today, and after returning home, he must ask Aunt Melina for a tube of potion, so that he can be dumbfounded!

The two of them had their own thoughts, and before they knew it, the live broadcast in the morning was over, and it was the happiest moment for the serfs.

They "hula" brought out a pot of stewed vermicelli with green radish leaves from the kitchen, and then brought out a pot of steamed buns with miscellaneous grains, and they just threw off their arms and started eating.

The leader of the star bandits felt ashamed seeing his subordinates like this, thinking that their black triangle star bandit group had occupied the fringe galaxies for many years, specialized in robbing fleets on the commercial roads, burning, killing, looting and doing all kinds of crimes. The green radish leaf stew powder...

Huh?

After sandwiching a ball of soft and juicy vermicelli and crisp and refreshing green radish leaves with steamed bread...

Star Thief leader: "It smells so good."

Although they refused to admit it, when the other serfs put away their plates, they saw that their extravagant and lustful leader even wiped the bottom of the plate with steamed buns.

He even envied his subordinates——

Is it such a delicacy that they eat every day in the villa?Compared with this, how unfair it is for him to grab chicken food on the mountain!

"After escaping from this crappy place, I will come back to take revenge sooner or later! I will not kill him at that time, I will humiliate him and let him be my cook on the flagship! If he can't cook new dishes, he will be whipped ! Kick him with your boots!"

In such rampant imagination, he regained his self-confidence, and at the same time kept looking at the distance from the corner of his eye.

Seeing that it was time to go back to the mountain, why didn't the group of subordinates who stayed outside come to rescue him? Could it be that this group of trash had a different intention?

It didn't take long for him to suspect that a black mass of aircraft flew past in the distance, with the logo of the black-pointed star bandit group on it.

These aircraft were launched from the belly of the black triangle flagship staying outside the atmosphere, and they swooped down directly, making a sharp howling sound, and a barrage of bullets spewed out from under the triangular tail, which seemed to wipe out all the farmland and yard that Xun Yin had worked so hard to cultivate. Plow flat.

That's right, that's it, fire!

The star thief leader's eyes showed a mixture of complacency and joy.

However, suddenly, a layer of energy shield rose above the villa, and before the densely packed aircraft could fly directly above the farmland, they saw tubes of black cannon barrels protruding from the straw stacks on the ridges of the field. Spinning, pouring out more ferocious anti-aircraft firepower than the aircraft, smashing the aircraft that was showing off its might just now into pieces in a few seconds.

Xun Yin walked out from the balcony, looked at the scum with contempt, and said, "I've been waiting for you for a long time!"

"I've said it all, I am the biggest agricultural violence gang on this planet! No one can ride on my neck and stop me from farming!"

"If there is, then he must die!"

Star Thief leader: "..."

An official air shuttle drove up from next door, and a star port official got off the air shuttle, shook hands with Xun Yin enthusiastically, and said: "Mr. Xun, thank you for your contribution to trapping star robbers. After discussions with the Luye district government, we have decided to award you the title of "Excellent Star Citizen of Gamma Planet". "

Xun Yin: "Wherever it is, this is what I should do as an ordinary Gamma star."

Star Thief leader: "..."

Even if he is dead, his mouth is shattered by the whip, and all his teeth are taken out, he will use his last strength to shout——

This is not a gamma star, you liars! !

But he couldn't say it. An attendant standing behind the starport official glanced at his face sharply. He skillfully grabbed a handful of hay from the side and stuffed it into the star thief leader's mouth, preventing him from Interrupt the conversation of superiors.

In the eyes of the leader of the star robbers, "Why do you look so familiar", Xun Yin shook hands with the officials of the Star Port, and after making an appointment to award the "Excellent Star Citizen" medal, he was about to leave when his eyes suddenly focused——

"Wait." He grabbed the wrist of a star thief who had just been captured, and saw the distress message sent by the leader of the star thief displayed on the optical brain worn by the other party.

"Coordinates: 1873, 4734, 6532, rose beta star..."

Xun Yin: "What's going on?!"

The author says:

Black Soil: Dangerous!

感谢在2022-09-1121:14:34-2022-09-1202:56:18期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦——

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: Xueyinglan, shine, Mu Qingfeng-_-1 bottle;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!