Be a national teacher in Liaozhai Fanwen

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Ruan Tao only felt a roar in his head, but his back broke out in a cold sweat in vain while sitting in the forest in early autumn.

He turned his head to look at Du Zimei in a daze, and both of them saw the answer in each other's eyes.

At this moment, a gust of wind blew by, and Du Zimei couldn't help shivering: "No, no...it's impossible!"

He calmed down and analyzed: "Jujun is the son of the Wang family. He was born in Beijing since he was a child. He and I have known each other since childhood. He grew up in the Fule nest of the Wang family in Beijing. He has never changed his appearance since he was a child! How could it be related to the lunatic who died in the border city of Shangjun ten years ago?"

Ruan Tao looked indifferent: "Do I look like a public face?"

Speaking of others, Ruan Tao feels that he is only a half-can of water in all aspects, but it makes a jingle when he shakes it!

But when it comes to his appearance, although he usually looks slovenly, he is still very confident in his appearance!

When he was young, he would always be taken to the front row by the teacher to hold the sign during art festivals. Every time the leaders came to the school for inspection, he would be pinched by the principal to raise the national flag. He would always receive the most apples on Christmas and Halloween. Receive the most sugar!

In that age when everyone had their hair cut, Ruan Tao's head was always the most eye-catching presence in the crowd.

How could his head become a wholesaler by wearing a book?

"This..." Du Zimei looked at Ruan Tao and was speechless for a while.

In other words, before he met Ruan Tao, he always thought that Wang Mang's appearance was unparalleled in the world, but after meeting Ruan Tao, he realized that there are indeed all kinds of coincidences in this world!

However, if such a face appears again, is it still a coincidence?

It's too far-fetched!

But!Wang Mang is indeed the son of the royal family, who grew up under the roots of the imperial city, and his appearance has not changed since he was a child!

As for Ruan Tao, although he and Ruan Tao didn't know each other since childhood, brother Taibai had investigated him before!

It only said that after this person was ill for a while, his behavior changed, but his appearance did not change!

As the son of Ruan Lanyu of the Ruan family, Ruan Lanyu also had so many disciples in the court, and Ruan Tao naturally grew up under their noses, which shows that this person was born like this!

Now, why did another lunatic who looked like Ruan Tao come out?

Could it be that Nu Wa thought this face was pretty and couldn't help pinching a few more?

It is ridiculous!

"Bring this fox back, let's have a long-term plan." Du Zimei said, pointing to the fox kneeling on the ground.

Ruan Tao stared at Du Zimei for a while, and said, "Zimei, I trust you."

Of course he knew that the young man in front of him was more at a loss than himself in the face of this matter.

First of all, Zimei is the eldest son's companion, and it is because of the eldest son that she came to Shangjun. Now that the fox said the word "Chu", the most affected one is naturally the eldest son!

Secondly, Zimei and Wang Mang were classmates when they were young. He and Wang Mang have known each other for a long time. It is human nature to be more inclined to Wang Mang before himself and Wang Mang. Is my confidant.

Now, if this matter is really exposed, before the dead "lunatic" is found, the only people with such a face are himself and Wang Mang.

For Zimei, this is a trilemma.

If facing others, Ruan Tao really had to worry that the other party would push him out to protect Wang Mang, but he believed in Zimei's character.

Even if he didn't believe the young man in front of him, he still believed in the old man who was worried about the country and the people many years later.

Du Zimei patted him on the shoulder, and instead comforted him: "Don't be afraid! It doesn't matter if we are not smart enough. Brother Kong Ming has a good brain. Let's think about it when we go back. It's just that this fox...do you want to bring it back to Zhuoling Pavilion?" ?”

The fox, who was kneeling on the ground honestly, turned the conversation to himself when he saw the two in front of him, and mentioned Zhuo Lingge again.

Although, Ruan Tao had promised that after he told the truth, handing him over to Zhuoling Pavilion would protect him from death.

But Zhuoling Pavilion, a place where monsters are frightened, who knows if they will peel off their skins even if they don't die?

Of course, it is better not to go in, or not to go in!

So, the fox hurriedly cried and begged for mercy: "I beg you two grandpas to take pity on your grandson! The Zhuoling Pavilion really isn't as pleasant as coming to the [-]th floor of hell! None of the demons that went in have ever come out! Who knows what kind of business is going on there? The two grandpas are like Bodhisattvas! I beg you two to forgive me and spare my grandson this moment!"

"Okay!" Ruan Tao now has a terrible headache, "Don't act like a young melon in front of me who is nearly a hundred years old!"

"Do you want to take it back?" Du Zimei asked again.

"Let's take it back, but we can't bring it back to Zhuoling Pavilion. Ruan Tao looked at the fox on the ground who immediately lit up his eyes after he heard that he would not be brought into Zhuoling Pavilion, and explained, "Look at this fox, someone else gave him money. If he dares to come out to scare people, we can scare him with everything.When Bao Buqi enters Zhuo Ling Pavilion, he will say everything he should and should not say outside. "

And Zhuolinge is really not a good place for the demon.

Although the people inside are not interested in subduing monsters and catching monsters all day long, they only think about how to refine the pill of immortality, but this does not affect them at all to use these little monsters as medicine primers, and throwing them directly into the pill furnace is considered good!

Now, in the alchemy room next door to Ruan Tao's alchemy room, the old magician surnamed Zhao tied a half-human pheasant demon to draw blood every day.

Ruan Tao felt really pitiful looking at it, and was planning to release the chicken secretly one day.

The little fox in front of him has indeed never done harm to anyone, and secondly, he is from Hu Chang's lineage.

Hu Chang lived in the Avalokitesvara statue but couldn't die for hundreds of years. If he saw his younger generation being tortured like that, he would definitely feel uncomfortable.

Looking at the appearance of this little fox, it should only take a year or two to cultivate into a human body.

It is really a good seed to be able to cultivate a human body in just a hundred years, and it is a pity that it will be in the hands of the Zhuo Lingge group just because of the "elixir" that does not exist at all.

"That makes sense." Du Zimei nodded, "It's impossible to hide the word 'Da Chuxing', but it's better not to add extra details about that 'lunatic' so as not to cause trouble to you and Jujun."

"However, if you don't send him back to Zhuo Ling Pavilion, how will you report your duties?" Du Zimei asked, "Could it be that you just rode a horse and wandered around the mountains before returning? Those people were originally It depends on your displeasure, I can't guarantee how to arrange you behind the scenes!"

"I don't care!" Ruan Tao said, but he changed his mind, "Although I don't care, I was invited in by Fusu. When I went in, I agreed that alchemy is not my job, I am in charge. Dealing with Zhuo Ling Pavilion's foreign affairs, but now that the foreign affairs are here, I haven't handled them well, I'm afraid they will use this matter as an excuse to make things difficult for Su."

"Although such a small matter is nothing on weekdays, this fox has already yelled at so many people. Fusu has been in so much trouble recently that even a small matter may become the last thing that crushes the camel. A straw."

Hearing this, Du Zimei's heart instantly rose to her throat: "Then what should we do? Are we looking for a fox in the mountains now?"

"Where is this living fox that we can meet if we say we can meet it? It's not a sparrow, it's full of trees." Ruan Tao said.

"What else can I do? How about catching sparrows and going back?" Du Zimei looked at the dense branches above her head.

I don't know if the bird above his head sensed something, and quickly flapped its wings and flew away.

"Everyone said 'there are foxes deceiving people', isn't it obvious that we catch sparrows and go back to treat people as fools?" Ruan Tao replied.

"What do you think?" Du Zimei asked.

At this time, Ruan Tao saw from a distance across the path, a small, scribbled scarecrow standing alone in the bean field on the mountainside, whether it was human or wild, in short, it was intertwined with weeds. there.

Seeing this, Ruan Tao's beautiful eyes instantly narrowed into smiles: "Come on, let's borrow something!"

Du Zimei: "???"

In the evening of that day, a man who returned with a hoe passed by his bean field. Looking at his beans, he couldn't help but wrote a poem on the spot: "Planting beans at the foot of the South Mountain, the grass is full, full, full..."

Just halfway through the poem, the man found that something seemed to be missing in his field.

"Damn it!! Who stole my scarecrow! The world is going downhill! The straw is stolen!!!"

The man walked into the field cursing with a hoe on his shoulder, and found that the place where the scarecrow had been planted was a little brighter, and he gently lifted the dirt to see——

Yo ha!Two taels of silver!

The man looked at the silver in the field for a while, then got up and leaned on the hoe, took off his straw hat and looked around: "Which young master brought a scarecrow home on a whim?"

Two taels of silver!Tut tut!Generous!

The man put the silver in his pocket, put the hat back on his head, and walked down the mountain with the hoe on his shoulder.

As he walked, he chanted: "The grass is full of bean sprouts and the bean sprouts are sparse. Chen Xing cleans up the waste and filth, and brings the moon lotus hoe back..."

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On this side, Ruan Tao and Du Zimei returned to Zigong's yard on Yusi Street with a fox and a scarecrow in their arms.

The two of them looked like thieves with a guilty conscience, and hurriedly closed the courtyard door, and Ruan Tao rushed towards Ruan Ji and Ji Kang's room.

"Cousin! Let me borrow your fox fur!"

As soon as he opened the door, he saw Ruan Ji and Ji Kang embracing in front of the desk. They looked like they were painting?

However, the moment Ruan Tao came in, Ruan Ji quickly picked up a book and covered the painting in front of him, regardless of whether the ink on it was dry or not, or whether it would stick to the book.

Ji Kang took advantage of the opportunity to push Ruan Ji, and Ruan Ji let go of the person in his arms, and began to tidy up his clothes in a leisurely manner, "What are you doing with the fox fur? This is not the time to wear fox fur, is it?"

Ruan Tao pointed to the scarecrow he was holding up, and said, "Put the crown on and wear it on!"

The author says:

"Growing beans at the foot of the South Mountain, the grass is full of bean sprouts.

Chenxing manages the sordid, and returns with Yuehe.

The road is narrow and the vegetation is long, and Xi Dew touches my clothes.

It is not a pity that the clothes are stained, but the wish is not violated. "

—— "Returning to the Garden and Living in the Field" by Tao Yuanming

Today is another day when I can’t make any changes. I’m going to write the outline of the infinite stream. Sorry...TVT (Tomorrow I will definitely...should be fine...)