Be a national teacher in Liaozhai Fanwen

The sun dispelled the dense fog through the dense forest, but it did not dispel the coldness on the back.

However, at this moment, it was not Ruan Tao and Du Zimei who felt the chills in their backs, but the fox in front of them.

Although this fox has not cultivated to a human body yet, he has cultivated for nearly a hundred years and is older than the two little dolls Ruan Tao and Du Zimei combined.

These years it has been walking in the human world. Although it has never done such crimes and deceiving people because of its cultivation, it is often lonely because of its cultivation, and it has nothing to do but occasionally teases mortals.

All the mortals who saw it were so frightened that they knelt down in place and chanted Amitabha Buddha in their mouths.

Even though there are monks who don't know the heights of the sky and the earth, they try to use it as a trick, but most of them are swindlers who have been cheating and cheating in the rivers and lakes. Although it has not yet cultivated to a human body, it is still effortless to dismiss such scumbags.

After all, all the capable people in the world are in the Zhuoling Pavilion, and those people are busy refining the "immortality" elixir for His Majesty, so why would they have the interest to go to the border city of Shangjun to find it? Trouble with little foxes.

But at this moment, the two seemingly young boys in front of him gave him an inexplicable sense of oppression.

He carefully looked at the two people in front of him, they are so noble!

He has lived for such a long time, and this is the first time he has seen such two young men, and they will definitely accomplish great things in the future!

He also thought, since this is the case, he will not scare them anymore, and it is his merit to let the two of them pass by.

Who would have thought that in the next second, the little man in black clothes would actually ignite a cluster of dark green flames from his palm.

This, this is? !

The fox was so frightened that his legs went limp in an instant, and he knelt down on the ground with a plop, and his whole body prostrated himself on the ground, like the deep-fried fritters that Ruan Tao ate on the streets of Yusi Street this morning.

"Grandpa! Grandson is rude!"

Ruan Tao and Du Zimei: "????"

"You...are a fox demon?" Looking at the trembling fox lying on the ground, Du Zimei held back for a long time before choking out such a sentence.

Although he thought it was absurd, it made sense when he thought about it.

look!Foxes often turn into beauties and walk around the world.

Ruan Tao doesn't say anything else, this appearance is first-class!Nine out of ten people walking on the street have to look back!

He just heard Kong Ming teasing the eldest son yesterday, saying that whenever Ruan Tao showed up, the eldest son's eyes seemed to grow on him!

The eldest son just raised his eyebrows and replied: "Everyone has the love of beauty, why is it so strange?"

Even a non-human existence like Young Master Zhang thinks that Ruan Tao looks good-looking, which shows how good-looking his appearance is!

Secondly, a fox turned into a human is a demon, and a demon is naturally skilled in witchcraft.

Glancing at the relationship between Ruan Tao and Hu Chang that he didn't quite understand, this person himself is good at magic.

But for more than ten years, he was nothing more than a young gentleman who grew up in a scholar's family!Later they deduced that this person was estimated to be about the same age as Wang, and he had a spiritual orifice because of a serious illness.

However, what if there is another way to say it?

"Extensive reading" Du Zimei's mind popped a word - Duoshe.

For a moment, Ruan Tao felt in a daze whether he had clashed with the word "grandpa" recently!

Seeing Du Zimei stare at him in disbelief, as if he had already believed the words of this evil animal on the ground.

For a moment, Ruan Tao laughed angrily: "Why do you hear that the wind is the rain? Fine! I have a showdown, I'm not the grandfather of this fox! It's yours! You unworthy descendants are so angry that I crawled out of the ground and snatched the doll's home. Kneel down and kowtow!"

"Fuck you!" Du Zimei pushed him violently, and then questioned the trembling fox on the ground, "Why do you call him grandpa? Why are you so spineless after decades of practice as monsters?" ? When you see a little doll, you rush to be a grandson?"

"Quick! Tell me the truth! Or I'll burn you to death!"

Ruan Tao lifted the fox on the ground by the back of his neck, and he and Du Zimei didn't even need to threaten him, the fox said everything.

It turned out that he mistook Ruan Tao for Hu Chang.

The fox flame in Ruan Tao's hand just now was naturally "borrowed" from Hu Chang through the demon fate. The little fox smelled Hu Chang's breath and saw that Ruan Tao in front of him looked like a peony flower, so he thought Ruan Tao was It was Hu Chang's body, so he quickly knelt down and kowtowed.

It is true that he is the grandson of Hu Chang.

Although Hu Chang had never been married, even if he was moved by Fan Xin back then, he was imprisoned by Liu Zhao in the Guanyin statue before he could express his heart in the future.

However, when Hu Chang was just an ordinary fox, like every male fox in the mountains, he would find a female fox to hold a litter of cubs every spring, and occasionally he would not only stay with one female fox in a spring. together.

This life was born for decades, until he first opened his mind.

Over the past few decades, Hu Chang's sons and daughters have eight hundred if not one thousand.

Children give birth to grandchildren, and after hundreds of years, it is estimated that all the foxes in Shangjun are somewhat close to Hu Chang.

And this little fox, according to what he said, was born to a mother fox in a litter of little fox cubs that were born in a certain spring before Hu Chang's spirit was not opened.

Therefore, he called Hu Chang Grandpa.

Ruan Tao and Du Zimei sat on the wooden stake by the roadside, looking at the little fox in front of him who was tied up by his straw rope wrapped in talisman paper, Ruan Tao stroked his chin and said: "In this way, in fact, it's okay for you to call me grandpa." Not bad."

Du Zimei frowned and pondered: "If that's the case, don't I want to be a great-grandfather?"

"Fuck you!" Ruan Tao stretched out his legs and kicked the person beside him without thinking.

"Grandpas! If you have nothing else to do, let the little one go!" the fox begged for mercy, "The little one has practiced the righteous way and has never harmed anyone!"

The expressions of the two became serious again.

Ruan Tao tore Zhuo Lingge's badge from his waist and shook it at the fox: "It's impossible to let you go. The two of us came out today to do business for the public."

"Zhuoling Pavilion?" The fox was a little dazed, with long and charming fox eyes ready to cry, "Grandpa Mingjian! I really am a Taoist! I have never done those things that hurt people and eat people! But The master in the pavilion issued the wrong signature? We know the whole thing, our family is a good fox who has cultivated his duty, how could he harm someone and get a wanted warrant?"

"Then if I ask you now, you have to be honest!" Ruan Tao said.

"Yes yes yes!" the fox replied quickly.

"Is this Qingxi Village?"

"Exactly!"

"This is Nagano Ridge?" Ruan Tao put on a good air.

"Yes Yes!"

"Have you been here to scare pedestrians for the past two months?"

"Grandfather Mingjian! Grandson, I just rushed out when I saw someone coming and shouted at them, 'Da Chu Xing, King Chen Sheng', and they just heard it. I never hurt anyone, and I never felt sorry for anyone." !” The fox’s tone was extremely sophisticated!

Facing the two of them, whose combined age was not as big as him, they still took one bite at a time, without blushing or beating their hearts.

"That's right! It's you!" Du Zimei said.

"Ah? This, this, this..." The fox was at a loss for a while.

"How old is this Shangjun? How many monsters are there in total? How many people have you frightened in the past two months? Can people not declare?" Ruan Taoyu said earnestly, "It's simply that today I pinch my fingers and feel that you and I I came here because of a predestined relationship, if someone else takes up this job, I'm afraid I've already stripped your skin to make winter clothes!"

In fact, it was because everyone in Zhuo Ling Pavilion only wanted to make alchemy and seek medicine, so as to be appreciated by His Majesty, get promoted and make a fortune.

Things like going out to catch monsters are really thankless, so no one wants to do it.

In the past, when they received this kind of case, they would push it as soon as they could, and if they couldn't push it, they would send one or two people to go through the motions.

Now it's purely because of Ruan Tao who doesn't like alchemy, so it's impossible for him not to do alchemy without paying.

The laws of the Great Qin Dynasty are strict, and the requirements for the court officials are also extremely high!

Since Ruan Tao didn't want to make alchemy, he naturally had to do such thankless tasks like going out on errands.

However, when he said this, the fox naturally believed it.

Thinking about how young the boy in front of him could become the "brother" of a big monster like his grandfather, it is natural that he has extraordinary abilities!

So he repeatedly begged for forgiveness: "Grandpas! For the sake of my grandson's ignorance and harmlessness, please forgive my grandson! My grandson will definitely give the two of you a longevity tablet in the future, and I will give it to you every day." The two of you are going to be incensed!"

"It's impossible to let you go. It's rare for the two of us to come out. Even a little fox like you can't be caught. Isn't it too obvious for others to seek selfishness?" Ruan Tao said seriously.

Du Zimei couldn't help turning her head to look at him.

Hey!This kid's ability to talk nonsense with seriousness is getting better and better.

"But you and I are destined to cultivate in the previous life. If you tell me honestly, I can carry you out of Zhuoling Pavilion intact." Ruan Tao said.

The little fox thought that he could not escape this catastrophe, and his eyes were full of despair. Suddenly, he heard Ruan Tao say that he could protect himself, and his eyes burst out with brilliance: "Grandpa, just ask! Grandson must know." Say nothing!"

"That's enough, that's enough!" Ruan Tao waved his hand, "Don't be a grandpa and grandson here, it doesn't seem like I'm taking advantage of you if you talk too much. Your fox who has practiced for nearly a hundred years cares about my two teenagers. Some people are called grandpa, it seems like we are at a loss."

The little fox said yes again and again.

Ruan Tao asked: "You don't practice in the mountains, why come here to scare passers-by? Who ordered you? Do you know what you are yelling?"

Ruan Tao looked serious.

"Da Chuxing, King Chen Sheng."

This was originally a gimmick created by the peasant army headed by Chen Sheng and Wu Guang after the death of the first emperor and Qin II made the people suffer unspeakably.

Today, the First Emperor is still sitting in Beijing, why would anyone dare to say such a thing?

And the current situation is different from the official history.

In the official history, the world has just been unified, and the remnants of the nobles of the six countries are still there, so the evil intentions are not dead.

In addition, the first emperor was dead, the second emperor was just a straw bag supported by eunuchs, and the court also made a joke of "referring a deer to a horse", so the four princes rose up.

But now, the first emperor is still alive, and the time to unify the six countries has been pushed forward a lot. The remnants of the six countries are all eliminated. Where did Chen Sheng and Wu Guang come from?

What's more, letting a little fox yell a few times in a border city like Shangjun can yell Shihuang to step down?What's more, the place where Chen Sheng and Wu Guang revolted was in Daze Township, and Lishang County was far away!

Even if Chen Sheng suddenly got mad and wanted to be emperor, why did he go to Shangjun thousands of miles away? !

Ruan Tao didn't think that the words of the fox in front of him were taught by Chen Sheng and Wu Guang. After all, even if people go crazy, it's not such a crazy way.

He even felt that this person was not aiming at disrupting the world at all, but how could Daqin, with the first emperor in charge, be able to disrupt it with just one sentence?

This sentence can't disturb the whole Great Qin, but it's enough to frame one person—the eldest son of Great Qin, Ying Fusu.

"The world has suffered from the Qin Dynasty for a long time. I heard that the youngest son of the second generation should not be established. The one who should be established is the son Fusu... Now I sincerely use my deceit to call myself the son Fusu and Xiang Yan, and sing for the world. More people should respond."

That Xiao Xiao's solemn and handsome figure appeared in Ruan Tao's mind.

Whose flag did Chen Sheng and Wu Guang fight during the uprising?

Ruan Tao's chin slightly lifted up. Is this a coincidence caused by historical inevitability, or... someone who knew it laid an ambush in advance?

Ruan Tao thought of the lonely grave in the east of the city, and the mentioned lunatic who died in winter...

Although Du Zimei didn't know the meaning of this sentence in later generations, he was not stupid and knew the meaning of the word "Da Chu".

Back then, because of Lord Changping and Concubine Chu's joint rebellion, the Chu faction in the court was wiped out, and now there is nothing to be done about it.

It has to be said that there is only one person who is most closely connected with Daqin and Chu—the eldest son!

Anyone with a brain knows who this matter is aimed at!

Your Majesty now believes in alchemy, and even specially sent a fox to howl here, so don't be too conspicuous!

"Say! Who is this Chen Sheng?!" Du Zimei put on a baby face, looking quite intimidating.

"No, no, no... I don't know!" The fox said in a trembling voice, "Sun..."

He paused, glanced at Ruan Tao, thinking just now that this person said he didn't like him to be called like this again, he was afraid of offending others, so he quickly changed his name: "The little one is just doing things with money! This Who is Chen Sheng, even the young ones don't know!"

This fox has been cultivating for nearly a hundred years, and his cultivation is not very good, but he has cultivated the worldly ways.

He was tied to the ground by straw ropes and talisman papers. The sunlight cast a beautiful shadow on his brown-red fur through the treetops. Ruan Tao and Du Zimei sat on the tree stump in front of him, the boy's long eyelashes shining in the sunlight. Down like a flapping butterfly wing.

If a third person passes by and sees this scene, he may feel that he has encountered a god-man in the mountains and is reprimanding his mount.

However, the reality is that this fox is simply a cunning villain, and Ruan Tao and Du Zimei are like bullies who rob the villain.

"Whose money did you take? Tell me honestly!" Ruan Tao said, "If you explain clearly here, I can protect you. If they force you to confess in the pavilion... they won't worry about the misty relationship between you and me. Or, do you think your town grandfather Hu Chang will come to take care of your life?"

As the cub of a little fox born before his spiritual intelligence was developed, Hu Chang certainly didn't know the existence of this fox at all.

Besides, if he knew, he would definitely not pay attention to it. Who would take it seriously when the spiritual wisdom was not opened?

Just like boys don't cry early in the morning how many children and grandchildren they lost last night.

Hearing this, the little fox trembled. Although he had never entered the Zhuo Ling Pavilion, nor knew how the pavilion treated them monsters, he knew one thing - the monsters who went in never came out again!

"Grandpa! I can say anything! You must save me! It is not easy for me to practice for so many years, and I have never done anything harmful!" The fox's beautiful eyes were full of tears.

Seeing this, Du Zimei felt compassion: "Tell me quickly! If you explain this matter clearly to be the mastermind behind the scenes, you are just a messenger. For the sake of grandparents and grandchildren, my second brother People will definitely protect you from death."

Ah!At this time, don't you forget to raise your seniority?

Ruan Tao cast a teasing glance at Du Zimei beside him, this kid is really getting worse as he learns!

"Small, little ones are also confused! It's just because it's really hard to practice in the mountains for nearly a hundred years, so I want to earn some money to spend and buy more for my cave!" The fox explained.

"Later that person came to the door and said that there is a job here for me, which can make money. I thought that if it hurts others, I would definitely not do it. After all, it is not easy to practice for decades. , can’t be ruined just because of a little money. But the man said it wasn’t a matter of hurting others, so I was still thinking about it! What? Even if I go to the Great Wall to move bricks, no one wants me!"

"Oh! Get to the point!" Du Zimei was a little impatient, "Who is telling you the story?"

The fox repeatedly said yes, and then said: "The man just said, but let me meet someone on the road around here and open my mouth to say such a sentence, a sentence of one tael of silver."

"Hehe!" Ruan Tao sighed with a smile, "Then I don't blame you! This is generous! If it were me, I would say it too!"

"You say yes! Such a good job is coming to your door, and it's not an unreasonable thing. How can you refuse?" the fox explained.

"You little bastard is really stupid! How could there be such a good pie in the world that just fell for you to pick up?" Du Zimei scolded with a smile, "Think about it, this job is really so easy, why did the two of us show up today? it's here?"

"It's true that you have never harmed the sky, but Shangjun is a border city. How many people have seen ghost foxes? You jumped out so suddenly and opened your mouth to say such an inexplicable sentence. Don't say you are a fox. Even if you are a human, you probably would. When you are insane, report to the Yamen and drag you into prison."

"You are such a fox who stands still and spit out people's words, can people not report it to Zhuo Lingge?" Du Zimei said.

"Yes yes yes! It's the little one who lost the whole situation for such a petty profit! What grandpa taught me is..." The fox really regretted it.

Ruan Tao looked at this fox really interesting, although it is a descendant of Hu Chang, but the gap between it and Hu Chang is too great!

Hu Chang's eyes are always looking up, and everywhere he goes, he only wants to have someone set up an altar to burn incense for him, but this little fox lives more like a human than a human!

"You tell me the truth, who is that person? Why did you come here to scare people and give you back the money?" Ruan Tao deliberately put on a straight face, "Did you get the money? Hand over the stolen money as soon as possible!"

Du Zimei: "..."

"I don't know why he came here to scare me into giving me back the money." The fox wanted to cry without tears, "I took part of the money, but never got all of it. Grandpa, if you want..."

As soon as he mentioned the money he was about to hand over, the fox shed tears of sorrow.

Seeing this, Du Zimei gave a "tsk" and patted Ruan Tao: "Why do you want to peel off the money he earned so easily?"

"It's just a joke!" Ruan Tao said, and then he asked the fox, "Although you don't know why the man asked you to come here to scare people, but you said that the man came to find you on his own initiative, and you two are old acquaintances? Who is he?"

Seeing this, the fox knew that his silver had been saved, he let out a long sigh of relief, and then replied honestly: "Old acquaintances are not counted, but we do know each other. It's strange to say that that person died ten years ago. I don't know why. here again."

"Dead?!" Du Zimei and Ruan Tao exclaimed in shock.

"Yes! He died ten years ago." said the fox.

"Then... is that a person? Where does he live? Who is his last name? What does he look like?" Ruan Tao hurriedly asked.

"Who doesn't know the last name, because that person used to be a lunatic! He was also homeless. He used to just wander around the village outside the east gate of the city, asking what he looked like... The reason why I remembered him back then was because look Seeing that he looks good, so seeing him living in the village felt pity, and caught some chickens for him to eat." The fox explained.

As he spoke, he raised his head and looked at Ruan Tao in front of him: "Speaking of which, he looks about [-]% similar to you, Grandpa."

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The author says:

"The world has suffered from the Qin Dynasty for a long time. I heard that the youngest son of the second generation should not be established. The one who should be established is the son Fusu... Now I sincerely use my deceit to call myself the son Fusu and Xiang Yan, and sing for the world. More people should respond."

——Sima Qian in "The Family of Chen She"

Today is still a day without any updates, because today we are queuing up to do nucleic acid, and the epidemic has become more serious recently, everyone should remember to pay attention to protection. (Tomorrow I will definitely be able to!!!)

Seeing that a cutie mentioned Zhou Youling and the fourth girl of the Zhou family, she said that she didn't explain clearly, because this is not over yet!Their business is not over yet!It will come out later! ! =v=