Help, I don't want to farm

From the curiosity of birds and the speed of information transmission, they can be called the gossip of the animal kingdom

Birds are the gossip masters of the animal kingdom in terms of their curiosity and the speed at which they spread information.

Originally, there was nothing wrong with just being gossip masters, but well, their personalities determined that they couldn't be honest information transmission workers.

Adding oil and vinegar is the most common, and intentional fire is even more normal.

Therefore, as a notorious hooligan in the Luoxia Mountains, in fact, when the first group of black crows yelled that "the lord of the west, Xingren, has launched an attack on humans...", basically no animals believed it.

The mother lynx with her cub in her mouth: "Xingren? Impossible, Xingren is so lazy, it doesn't bother to trouble humans."

The wolf king in the forest looked in the direction of Xingren's territory: "Xingren left the territory? Go foraging again."

Only the herd of deer resting by the calm lake believed it carefully. They moved to the edge of Xingren's territory under the leadership of the leader. If Xingren failed, they had to quickly find a new site.

Peach Pit gnawed at his own bamboo, pretending not to hear it at all.

Over there, Xingren was followed by a group of birds as big as dark clouds, black monkeys, squirrels and red deer, and several mink and ocelots that hid themselves well.

Xingren walked around, ate and ate, curiously watching some small flying insects dancing in the air that were hurrying to reproduce.

Bamboo Rat sensed the mixed and restless aura behind it, and moved uneasily on Xingren's head.

After Xingren gave a warning to his back, the animals all stopped tacitly.

They can't follow too closely, too tight will make the almond think it is provoking it.

In the end, I went to another place to eat almonds for supper, and finally reached the periphery of the scientific research base at around four o'clock in the morning.

At four o'clock in the morning, for most human beings, they should be in a deep sleep right now, so is Zhou Porridge, who is sleeping soundly in Bai Ye's arms.

Even the night watchmen on the outskirts of the scientific research base were dozing off.

As a diurnal animal, almonds have no concept that they can only visit humans during the day.

At this moment, although Xiangxiang's human scent is approaching, Almond has already smelled it, the smell of another person who gave him a massage that he met during the day.

It immediately changed its mind, and it felt that it should go to that human to scratch its back first.

When the night watchman in the small house on the mountain was awakened by the sound of the animal's claws pawing at the window, one of the people at the animal observation point on the other mountain finally woke up.

He squinted his eyes and checked the surrounding hills as usual.

As soon as he turned on the binoculars, he saw a terrifying scene. On the hill opposite him, a small house over there was being played with by a giant panda like a toy.

And in the woods behind it, countless monkeys with hideous faces appeared.

At that moment, the catastrophe of the python and the bloodthirsty shark that he had seen before began to be played in a loop in his mind, which immediately made his whole face turn pale, and he directly sounded the alarm next to him.

Then he pushed another teammate who was sleeping soundly next to him, and said tremblingly, "Wake up! People are dead, animals are coming to eat people!!"

His teammates: "What?"

The man was still very calm. He rubbed his eyes and said, "Animals cannibalize people? They found out that I stole the squirrel's inventory during the day?"

"No, it's something else! There are so many animals here!"

The man went to the side to have a look again, "Fuck, there are so many! Oh my god, almonds are here too, it's not fun to fight!"

Hearing the alarm, the scientific research base over there immediately turned on the lights. Zhou Porridge also frowned amidst the harsh siren. He took Bai Ye's hand and covered his ears.

Bai Ye was already awake, and he said to Zhou Congee, "Congee, wake up, something has happened."

Zhou Porridge frowned even deeper, and then his whole body shrank down until he was completely submerged in the quilt.

Bai Ye had nothing to do with him, he put on his clothes in twos and twos, then went to find a down jacket in Zhou Congee's suitcase, pulled Zhou Congee out of the quilt and put it on him.

When he wanted to help Zhou Porridge change his pants, Zhou Porridge finally woke up.

"I will do it myself."

Zhou Congee put on the outer pants without taking off the pajama pants.

Just after changing clothes, someone knocked on the door outside, "Zhou Congee, Zhou Congee, are you awake? Something happened!"

"coming."

After opening the door, there were already a bunch of people standing at the door, and they all breathed a sigh of relief seeing Zhou Congee.

Chen Yichen: "There are no animals coming to your place, right? For some reason, a bunch of animals suddenly came towards us outside, and we thought they were catching you."

Zhou Congee opened his eyes wide, "Huh?"

"No way??"

Xu Hu said: "Whether it will happen or not, let's go out and have a look first."

When approaching the scientific research base, when Xingren was still tossing the house on the mountain, the other animals had already abandoned it and went down.

Looking at the densely packed eyes of wild beasts in the distance, and hearing the cries of the monkeys, Ye Xiandan put his hands on his waist.

Seeing his actions, the birds in the sky all made strange mocking calls.

A leader in charge of security came up, and he stood beside Ye Xiandan and asked, "How is the situation? Can we disperse them by force?"

Ye Xiandan refused: "No, unless it is absolutely necessary, we cannot use force. They are already dissatisfied with our intrusion into their territory. If we continue to actively attack, we will completely stand on the opposite side of them. gone."

"What should I do?"

Ye Xiansing looked resolute: "Wait, wait until they disperse on their own initiative, or see what they are going to do."

He is ready to fight back when they come up to attack!

Two 10 minutes later.

The resolute Ye Xiandan really started to fight, but not with the opponent, but with his compatriots.

"Professor Li, I really can't go out!"

"A rare species that has never been seen is coming over there? Rare species can't do it either!"

"Over there, stop that person quickly, he can't go out, it's dangerous!"

"Statistics don't work either!"

"Uh..." Zhou Porridge, who just arrived, watched an old professor who was not too young almost knocked Ye Xiandan out of his head.

He saw Chen Yichen dumbly and said, "So, is this the animal you said was trying to attack us?"

This is completely human beings trying to attack those animals outside!

Chen Yichen didn't expect it either, he explained embarrassingly: "A little bit of error."

Apart from Zhou Porridge and the others who were very calm at the scene, it was probably Yin Qingyu who was standing alone. There was a vacuum around him, and his face still looked calm.

Zhou Porridge went to his side to inquire about the previous situation. As soon as he walked in, he heard Yin Qingyu muttering to himself while looking straight at the squirrel with a long tail.

"A lot of fluffy, fluffy..."

"Clam?"

"What's wrong with you?" Zhou Porridge asked in a low voice.

Yin Qingyu: "Zhou Congee, the distance between them and me is no more than 50 meters. My fastest record for running 100 meters is 16 seconds, which means I can touch them in only eight seconds."

Zhou Congee looked at him stupidly, and said, "If they don't run away, that's right."

Yin Qingyu: "The current speed of the squirrel is xx meters per second, I just need to..."

The black crow flying in the sky caught the smell of Zhou Porridge, and it tried to fly towards Zhou Porridge, but it stopped when it was a few meters away from Zhou Porridge.

"Damn two-legged beast! Why is there a strange thing beside Xiangxiang's human!"

They flew over the animals and circled, and began to fan the flames, "Let's go, the Twolegs are under our threat, and they have fallen into civil strife!"

"The lord of the west, Xingren, has run away! As long as whoever takes us to victory and snatches away Xiangxiang humans, then we will support him to become the new lord of the west!"

"Go on!"

"Ang? What funk?"

Suddenly there was a panda cry, it was Xingren.

After enjoying the comfortable horses and chickens made by humans for a while, it finally brought that poor human over.

The black crow saw the human next to Xingren at a glance, and it immediately changed the content of the clamor: "Although Xingren didn't run away, it is already with the two-legged beast!"

"Gah, you're done, you're done!"

Almonds come from humans following their own fragrance, and it doesn't care what other animals think of it, anyway they can't beat it.

It yelled at Ye Xiandan directly, as if it had greeted him, and then raised its legs and wanted to go inside.

After the giant panda arrived, Yin Qingyu didn't look straight at the squirrel anymore. He was excited and blushed, "Panda, panda..."

Zhou Congee: "Qingyu, wait a moment, let me let Xingren sit down and touch it for you, okay?"

After speaking, he shouted to Bai Ye behind him, "Bai Ye, Bai Ye! Come and help me catch him!"

Hearing Zhou Congee's words, Bai Ye came over immediately, but they all underestimated a person's potential at a certain moment.

Yin Qingyu almost brushed Bai Ye's hand straight!

Then, a wonderful smell began to spread on the scene. It was indescribable. For Zhou Congee, it was the kind of food that made people feel unpalatable when they smelled it.

But not for everyone else, someone already started throwing up.

Even Bai Ye turned pale, and he started sneezing crazily!

A squirrel fell from the tree with a stiff body, and other animals that could move had already run away. Birds and deer sang, and the scene was in chaos!

"The Twolegs are attacking us!!"

Xingren stood up tenaciously and confronted Yin Qingyu.

It roared in horror at Yin Qingyu, "Oh, what are you?"

"My Xiangxiang human, where are you? I can't smell you anymore! You won't have been killed by it! Woooooo!"

Zhou Porridge bypassed a group of useless humans who squatted on the ground trying to run but couldn't run, and went over to hold Yin Qingyu's hand tightly!

He looked at Yin Qingyu sincerely and said, "Dude, look! The giant panda is right in front of us, and we are now less than five meters away from it, so within three seconds, we can touch its fur, and even climb on its skin." back!"

"But all of this has a premise, brother, can your scent glands be controlled?"

The author says:

My text name is so long, I still need to change it to a woo woo woo, yes;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!