Help, I don't want to farm

"The skunk, with its black-and-white fur like the giant panda, can give off an unbelievably stinky smell when threatened.

"Skunks, like giant pandas, have black and white fur. When threatened, they can use the scent glands on their buttocks to emit a very stinky smell..."

Looking at the person in front of him, he didn't have any changeable organs like the owner of the rabbit hot pot restaurant, but he just heard that his evolution level is not low.

Did the skunk's scent glands alone evolve?

Looking at his cold eyes, Zhou Porridge gripped Bai Ye's tiger fur even tighter.

Now he is also very afraid of provoking people, so he asked cautiously: "What do you want from me?"

Yin Qingyu finally observed Zhou Congee's appearance carefully. He was studying why this person is so popular with giant pandas.

Just looking at his appearance, he didn't see anything special, he just looks good, but he himself looks good, this is definitely not the main reason.

Yin Qingyu's heart was full of jealousy, but her voice was still cold.

He extended a hand to Zhou Congee and said, "Hello Zhou Congee, my name is Yin Qingyu, I graduated from University A, and my main research direction is organic synthesis. I have some questions about giant pandas for you to ask."

If Zhou Porridge's X Agricultural University is the top university in agriculture, then A University can be said to be the top university in science and engineering.

In Zhou Porridge and his family's place, basically only the top few can get into the university.

With a pious heart in contact with Xueba, Zhou Porridge held his hand tightly.

"Hello, my name is Zhou Congee, and I'm a student at X Agricultural University."

Yin Qingyu: "I know."

He directly cut to the point, and said: "After my observation during this period, I found that the dietary structure of giant pandas has changed significantly. For example, they only eat a small part of bamboo now, and the main food has become extremely high in sugar. Some fruits and plant roots, and some animals to supplement protein."

"They also like to be clean, and usually have a fixed place for excretion and water for bathing..."

"Finally, I just want to ask you, what preparations do you need to make the giant panda take the human away on its own initiative?"

"what?"

He listened to the science popularization about giant pandas, and Zhou Porridge still listened with gusto, until he heard the last sentence, he thought he had misheard.

"Take who away?"

Yin Qingyu said calmly, "Take me away."

"I've tried wandering in almond territory, but I haven't encountered any animals other than mosquitoes, let alone almonds."

"But after hearing about your deeds today, maybe I need to verify whether there is really a connection between going to the toilet in the wild and meeting a giant panda."

Zhou Porridge, who was dumbfounded, turned his head to the captain of the rescue team and asked in a low voice, "Is he serious? Isn't he really laughing at me?"

Ye Xianyi, the captain of the rescue team, said with certainty, "No, I believe he is real."

"He did go looking for the panda alone before, and he came back unharmed. Later, as far as we know, not only did he not find the panda, but those animals ran away after smelling him, and they didn't want to hurt him at all. "

"You know, the evolution of humans is indeed a little different from those of real animals. His evolution seems to strengthen the skunk's scent gland."

"Ah-"

Bai Ye, who has an extremely sensitive sense of smell in tiger form, has sneezed several times in a row, and it seems that there is no tendency to stop now.

Zhou Porridge scratched his ears and told him to go back and change his clothes first, then he put on the most sincere smile, and took another step forward to hold Yin Qingyu's hand tightly.

"Well, since you like pandas so much, I will definitely teach you all my experience. But today, I have gone through such a lot of troubles, and I am already hungry. Let's go eat and chat? "

Yin Qingyu thought for a while and agreed.

People from the rescue team were going to patrol the surrounding area, so they didn't follow, so Zhou Porridge was led by Yin Qingyu and walked inside, under everyone's gaze.

The scientific research base is surrounded by a tall guardrail, and inside is a piece of white buildings.

After entering, Yin Qingyu also introduced to Zhou Porridge by the way: "This area was built by Novartis Pharmaceuticals, because the raw materials of many medicines have mutated before, and they need to find new and suitable substitutes, and then explore new animal and plant resources. Over there is xx material company..."

He talked a lot, and except for the names of those companies, Zhou Porridge didn't remember any of them.

After walking for a long time, they finally arrived at the door of the cafeteria that looked like a hamburger outside.

Yin Qingyu pushed open the glass door and went in. Zhou Porridge watched around outside before going in.

Zhou Porridge was very interested in the canteen that looked like a hamburger. He asked Yin Qingyu curiously, "Why does your canteen look like a hamburger?"

Yin Qingyu said: "Because the hamburger is delicious, and I'm still very hungry. When the experiment is delayed, it tastes good even if it's cold."

Xinzhou Congee, who doesn't understand scientific researchers, casts admiring glances at him.

Although the cafeteria is only on the first floor, the space inside is very spacious, and there are many windows inside. If you just scan it, you can basically find what you usually eat.

And it's been a while, and there are still people eating inside.

At first, Zhou Conge took a cursory glance, but didn't look carefully, until Fu Yu made a sound, and Zhou Conge took a closer look, only to find that it was someone else who had arrived earlier.

"Zhou Congee, have you been rescued?"

Since they were acquaintances, Zhou Porridge took the person over to sit with him.

Fu Yu laughed straight: "You kid scared us to death."

Zhou Conge punched him and said, "Who knows, I really just went to the toilet!"

He looked around and found that only Fu Yu, Chen Yichen and Xu Hu, his teacher and Chang Yue were not there, and asked, "Where are the teacher and senior sister?"

Fu Yu: "They went back to rest, we are exhausted from the rush today."

"By the way, who is that handsome guy next to you? He doesn't speak."

Chen Yichen looked at it, and said with a smile: "This person looks familiar, I should have seen him before."

Zhou Congee introduced proudly: "This is the friend I met today, named Yin Qingyu, who graduated from University A! Is he awesome?"

Chen Yichen paused the hand holding the chicken nugget: "Yin Qingyu? The big one?"

Zhou Congee nodded: "Yes, what's the matter?"

Chen Yichen and Xu Hu looked at each other, Xu Hu pointed to Yin Qingyu and said, "Take off the mask and let's have a look."

Yin Qingyu took off the mask directly.

Just when Zhou Congee was about to lament that he was really a handsome guy, Chen Yichen who was facing him opened his mouth wide: "Scientific research tyrant..."

"The last report almost made the judges have a heart attack..."

Yin Qingyu said indifferently: "That's because he's not skilled enough."

Zhou Porridge didn't quite understand, so he wowed and said, "I didn't expect you to be so good."

Chen Yichen: "He is too famous."

Fu Yu also said with a strange face: "Why do I think this name is so familiar?"

Xu Hu: "It's been said that it's very famous, isn't it normal for you to have heard of it?"

Fu Yu shook his head, "nonono, I definitely haven't heard of it, I just read it somewhere."

"I remembered, Zhou Congee, do you still remember what the teacher asked you to do on a business trip?"

Zhou Congee looked at him with contempt, "Of course I remember, I don't have dementia, so I just came to see pandas and catch ginseng by the way?"

"Yes, it is to catch ginseng. Our teacher used the project of catching ginseng to apply for Laoduo's scientific research fund. Novartis Pharmaceuticals is really rich. It makes me sour when I think about it."

Zhou Congee: "Wait, what does this have to do with Yin Qingyu?"

Fu Yu: "I looked through the project contract and saw Yin Qingyu's name!"

Zhou Porridge turned to look at Yin Qingyu, who nodded coldly, "I am in charge of the ginseng project."

Fu Yu had a look on his face.

Zhou Porridge patted Yin Qingyu on the shoulder happily, and said, "Fate is so wonderful! Order, order, and toast our friendship."

Chen Yichen drank the Coke in the cup in one gulp, and said to Xu Hu quietly: "Do you want to explain to Zhou Congee what it means to be a scientific research tyrant?"

Xu Hu shook his head: "Let's forget it, after all, short-term happiness is also happiness."

"That's right, cheers!"

Halfway through the meal, Bai Ye also came. After he took human form, he finally stopped sneezing at Yin Qingyu.

After eating, Yin Qingyu returned to the laboratory, and everyone else was going back to the room to rest.

Novartis Pharmaceuticals has a lot of money and money and directly built a hotel, which was originally a room for one person, but Bai Ye followed Zhou Porridge back to the room.

When swiping the room card to enter, Zhou Porridge suddenly raised his forehead and shouted: "It's broken, I lost my luggage."

Bai Ye held his hand and pushed the door open, "I didn't lose it, someone brought it back."

Zhou Congee: "That's okay, otherwise I wouldn't have any clothes to wear."

As Bai Ye said, after opening the door and entering, Zhou Porridge found that his luggage was already inside, and then he saw that there was only one big bed inside.

Behind him, Bai Ye was imposing, holding his own hand, his palm was hot, Zhou Porridge swallowed, feeling that something was wrong.

Sure enough, when he came out of the bathroom after taking a shower, there was no one in the room, only a big tiger wagging its tail leisurely lying on the double bed.

When Zhou Porridge couldn't resist the temptation and touched the tiger's thick ears, he was directly put to bed by the big cat, and then he had to do multiple-choice questions all night whether he wanted a tiger or a giant panda.

……

But over there, the source of the incident, Xingren is very sad now. It rubbed its back on a big tree for a while, and felt that it was still not as comfortable as humans scratched it. It lay on the ground and thought for a while, and finally decided that it should go to the place where humans gather have a look.

Thinking of Xiangxiang humans, Xingren even became lively when he walked.

And Xingren, who was immersed in joy, did not notice that there were more and more animals behind him. They all tacitly kept a certain distance, falling far behind Xingren.

The black crows in the sky are still fearing that the world will not be chaotic, and they are sending a message, "The lord Xingren in the west is launching an attack on humans—"

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