Help, I don't want to farm

When Zhou Conge got out of the car, he was holding the duck in his left hand, the suitcase in his right hand, and a big bag on his back.

When Zhou Conge got out of the car, he was holding the duck in his left hand and the suitcase in his right hand. He was carrying a big book on his back to pack his sundries. There was even a small bag on his shoulder that was supposed to hold a water cup. Friendship with classmate Chu Yiyi Provided, instead of a water glass in the small bag, it is now a rough glass bottle.

The large and small bags of things, as well as the enthusiastic cheers of the crowd, made Zhou Congee think that he had become a great hero.

But his current image is completely like a worker who went to work outside and then went home to celebrate the New Year.

Zhou Porridge seemed to hear a song, "A chicken in the left hand, a duck in the right hand, and a fat baby on the back..."

There is no fat baby on his back, only an older mentally handicapped child, classmate Yang Chen.

A classmate crowded up and asked, "Zhou Congee! Did the duck really court you?"

Yang Chen immediately replied excitedly: "Of course, I still have the marks of being nagged by ducks on my butt."

Zhou Congee glanced at him. Is this something to be proud of?

Hearing Yang Chen's words, the students around him burst into amazement.

"Wow, exciting!"

Yang Chen: "You don't know that we fought with ducks on the bank of the river all afternoon, and the fight was so dark that the sky was dark, flying sand and rocks, but my skills were like a dragon leaping and a tiger leaping, and the tiger and the tiger were windy, full of power..."

Zhou Porridge couldn't stand listening anymore, he bent down to avoid Yang Chen's arm, and squeezed out of the crowd.

Yang Chen looked at Zhou Congee's back and called, "Congee Congee, Congee Congee, where are you going?"

"I'm going back to the bedroom."

Zhou Congee felt that his bag was stuck, and his body went out, but the things in his hands and his back were stopped by the crowded crowd.

Liu Yuyang and Zhao Xuan pulled his clothes and pulled him out of the crowd.

Liu Yuyang looked at more and more people and said, "Why are there more and more people?"

Zhao Xuan: "Everyone likes to watch the excitement. When there are more people and the mentality of following the crowd, then there will be more and more people."

Zhou Porridge looked at his own duck, and felt that it was also frightened, and looked a little sluggish.

"Where is the place arranged by the teacher?"

Liu Yuyang: "It seems that a pond was built in a village next to our school. Just now Song Peizhu said to take us there later."

Speaking of Cao Cao, Cao Cao will arrive.

It happened that a school bus stopped beside them, and Song Peizhu was on it. Liu Yuyang asked, "Why is the monitor moving so fast?"

Song Peizhu: "Let's go, let's go."

Zhou Porridge had just put his luggage on the car, and when he was about to get on the car, a man grabbed his arm. The man not only grabbed Zhou Congee, but also shouted loudly to his friends: "This is not porridge. Porridge? Where are you going, porridge? How does it feel when those little black birds poop on your hands?"

Seeing that the students who came behind gradually moved towards Zhou Porridge with Zhou Porridge as the center, Liu Yuyang and Zhao Xuan looked at each other, feeling that they couldn't drag on any longer, otherwise none of them would be able to leave!

Liu Yuyang said to Song Peizhu: "How about we go first?"

Zhou Porridge heard it, and immediately turned his head to Song Peizhu and shook his head, then his heart moved, and when he turned his head back, he had another expression.

He picked up the duck on the ground, his face was slightly sad, his beautiful eyes were full of grief, and he said to the others: "Do you know it?"

The audience in front of Zhou Congee nodded, "Isn't this a duck?"

Zhou Porridge gently touched the duck's head, and said in a distressed tone: "This is not an ordinary duck, it is the one who protected me, it bit Yang Chen's ass for me, it fought with Cucumber for me, Even scratched the butt hairs of other ducks in the group for me... But look at it, its spirit is not very good."

Because of Zhou Porridge's gentle touch, the duck obediently put its head on Yang Chen's hand.

Zhou Porridge lowered his eyebrows slightly, his eyes were sad, he covered the duck's eyes, and continued to say in a sad tone: "So now I want to change it to a better environment, can you make it?"

Suddenly, there was a frequent gasp, and after a while, it turned into a rather contrived sigh, "Oh, it seems that this duck is really not bad, let's all let it go, it's not good if it dies from fright. "

"Give way, Zhou Porridge said so, let's all make way."

The surrounding crowd all stood on the sidewalk.

Zhou Congee evoked a stubborn and sad smile, and said to everyone: "Thank you, everyone. After two days, I will come and tell you about our internship in person."

Zhou Conge turned around and got into the car. Liu Yuyang gave Zhou Congee a thumbs up and exclaimed, "Wonderful!"

Zhou Porridge smiled triumphantly, "Small idea!"

Song Peizhu also said to Zhou Porridge: "You didn't hand in your homework last time, so you didn't fool the teacher like this?"

Zhou Congee continued to be proud: "My misfortune is called a no-nonsense one."

Zhao Xuan looked at Zhou Porridge and said, "You don't really think they love ducks, do you?"

Zhou Congee: "Isn't it?"

Zhao Xuan: "It doesn't matter whether you love people or ducks!"

Zhou Congee was even more confused, "What do you mean?"

Zhao Xuan smiled mysteriously, and said in an inscrutable tone: "Let us feel sorry for Bai Ye first."

Yang Chen, who was holding a duck in the crowd to show to others, only saw the backs of his dear roommates getting on the school bus and driving away slowly.

Yang Chen shouted: "Eh? Where are you going? Wait for me!"

Then the duck whose mouth he had removed from his hand finally found a chance, and it gnawed directly on Yang Chen's arm.

Yang Chen's eyes widened in pain, "Ah—"

"It's so fierce, it turns out that ducks are really annoying!"

"Tsk, it looks really painful, the Academy of Sciences is really moving."

"Yang Chen, are you going to perform a duck fight?"

Not to mention Yang Chen's pain now, Bai Ye, who had returned to the dormitory early, was looking at a freshly released post forwarded to him by Chen Yichen.

The topic of that post was very strange, it was called, "If Bai Ye died."

The first time Bai Ye saw it, he thought it was some kind of messy post, and then the first time he clicked in, it made him sit up straight.

The first floor is a picture, a photo of Zhou Congee with sad eyes and eyebrows, his face is like jade, it seems that the world around him has nothing to do with him, but the world around him stays for him.

The content of the text below is so cautious yet bold.

"If Bai Ye dies (I mean if, Boss Bai Ye, don't look at me), will Zhou Porridge cry, will he be more sad and sad than now, maybe his eyes will still be red, Are you stubborn and unwilling to believe this fact? Ah - the rain-beaten rose, the shattered crystal, and that heartbroken beauty!"

I'm not an lsp on the first floor: "You are so brave, landlord! But today's porridge is really delicious! Bai Ye's dog thief came out and died! Robbed my wife!"

Xiugougou on the second floor: "You are really brave, but I still want to say that the landlord did a good job! Damn, I was there at the time. Although I knew that Zhou Congee was pretending, I still didn't live up to it. Drooling!"

Paste green on the third floor: "I always thought that Zhou Congee was hung by the handsome youth sand sculpture, but today it really broke through my cognition."

Fourth floor sauerkraut beef noodles: "Bai Ye hasn't announced with Zhou Congee yet, has he? Brothers, is there still time for me to catch up with Zhou Congee?"

Ottoman on the fifth floor: "Brother on the fourth floor, aren't you a guy? I just saw your post about how to chase after school girls last month, and you're bent today?"

……

The curly cat on the 25th floor: "Don't think about it, Bai Ye and Congee are on a date on Sunday, you still have one day to assassinate Bai Ye."

Seeing this, the message Chen Yichen sent him just jumped out, "Be careful, you are going to be assassinated."

Bai Ye replied coldly, then went into the bathroom, and when he came out again, he was already a fat three-flower.

He jumped out of the window directly, although his body was round, but his speed was very fast, after jumping over a few trees, he entered the balcony of Zhou Zhou's bedroom.

He walked around the dormitory twice, and then took out two snakes, a golden mouse, and three geckos lying on the wall from the corner of the dormitory.

After driving out all the creatures that followed Zhou Porridge's smell and invaded his territory, he quietly lay down on Zhou Porridge's table, waiting for him to come back.

Now, Zhou Porridge and the others are still in the car. After talking with the master who drove them, they were directly sent to the duck raising place outside arranged for them.

Their school has two school gates leading out to the street, and another two school gates leading out to the village.

When they arrived at Di'er, Zhou Porridge saw that their college had directly occupied a pond in their village, surrounded it with iron nets, and put up a signboard of their school.

The area of ​​the pond was not small, and one side was covered with a red aquatic plant that Zhou Porridge had never seen before.

Song Peizhu opened the door and let them in. There were already many ducks swimming on the pond, and it should be other students who were one step faster than them.

Zhou Porridge looked at the uncovered sky above and asked, "Squad leader, can this duck not fly?"

Song Peizhu: "Yes, so I have to cut the feathers first."

She yelled to a house over there: "Uncle Chen, I brought someone here."

"coming."

Soon a man in his fifties came out with some scissors in his hand.

"Come on, let's cut the feathers first."

Zhou Porridge looked at the messy feathers of the ducks in the pond, "Couldn't they have cut the ducks themselves?"

Uncle Chen: "That's right."

Song Peizhu pulled Liu Yuyang's duck's wings apart so that he could cut off the feathers, while Chen Bo was still pointing.

Zhou Porridge and his duck stared at each other. Zhou Porridge was very excited, and the duck was terrified. In the end, the cruel Zhou Porridge cut off the feathers of his savior "duck". Staying away from Zhou Porridge with nostalgia, he quickly swam to the back of the group, Zhou Porridge smiled with satisfaction.

Liu Yuyang complained: "Does the teacher want us to raise ducks after graduation?"

Holding the scissors, Zhou Porridge felt a little bit of fun, and said, "When I go back and inherit the family land, please come and help me raise ducks."

Liu Yuyang: "Then I thank you first."

Zhou Congee: "You're welcome, you should."

When they were going back, they happened to meet Yang Chen and a few other students in another school bus passing them.

Zhou Porridge saw that Yang Chen was still holding a duck in his arms, and the duck's beak was still on his arm. The two creatures were deadlocked in a strange posture. It seemed that both of them were hurting now.

Seeing Zhou Congee in the opposite car, Yang Chen immediately called out, "Congee Congee, save me!"

Zhou Porridge also waved to him and said, "I believe in you, you can do it! You are a warrior who has fought ducks for [-] rounds!"

The author says:

假如柏烨死了，嗯……感谢在2022-03-0918:16:34-2022-03-1018:36:17期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦——

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!