Help, I don't want to farm

In the last week, they dug up a small carnivorous plant in the mutant plant anatomy class and brought it back. Its name is the tongue-shaped flower-shaped carnivorous plant.

The name sounds very tall, but the plant grows very strangely, the leaves are red thin lines, and its flowers become a dark red long tuber, which is covered with some sticky juice, hanging Some small bugs on the ground can be stuck on the ground.

When he saw the appearance of that plant, Zhao Xuan sighed at that time, fortunately they didn't grow too big, otherwise it would be too sanguine.

Zhou Zhou agreed and refused to contact them.

But Yang Chen felt that it was hard to find such a disgusting thing in the world, so he had to take it back.

Song Peizhu said that although this look is a little disgusting, but look at it from left to right, it looks quite realistic, so I want it.

Song Peizhu's speech was finalized, and the last few people dug up this wonderful plant and took it back to the business.

Fortunately, the plant is only less than ten centimeters high, otherwise the bottle their teacher gave them would not be able to hold it.

On the way back, Zhou Porridge looked at the small white flowers that other people pretended to be, mimicking butterflies, or flowers that looked like colored stones.

Then look at my hand, the tongue-like flower is still attached to the glass wall, how disgusting it is.

Zhou Congee stopped in his tracks: "How about we change to another one?"

Yang Chen: "Why?"

Zhou Congee: "Don't you really think it looks ugly?"

The people around Zhou Porridge hadn't answered him yet, but another exclamation came from beside him: "Wow, where did you dig it, cool—"

Zhou Porridge turned his head and glanced, it was Xue Tao who brought a lot of boys over.

He looked at the way Xue Tao and their eyes glowed, and felt that they didn't seem to be pretending, but they really liked the plants in his hands.

Zhou Porridge looked at Xue Tao and asked seriously: "Don't you think this thing is a bit disgusting?"

Xue Tao: "No? It's fun to look at them. It's amazing that they can look so similar to a tongue!"

Zhou Congee began to reflect on himself.

After walking for a while, several quiet girls also came up, they embraced Song Peizhu affectionately and talked about something, and then burst into laughter from time to time.

In the end, they went in the direction that Zhou Porridge and the others had come back from.

Zhou Porridge asked Song Peizhu: "What are they doing there?

Song Peizhu: "Go and dig this, they said it looks fun, and they want to dig one and plant it back." Zhou Porridge continued to reflect on himself, and even began to waver. He began to wonder if his aesthetics were a little different from other people's.

Until the end, their teacher gave him a fatal blow.

Shao Anyu: "You guys have good taste. Tongue-shaped flower-shaped carnivorous plants are rare. Usually, you can live by feeding some snails and earthworms. The mucus on them is very sticky, and there is a substance in it that can heal burns."

Zhou Porridge couldn't understand, he asked, "Teacher, do you think this thing looks good?"

Shao Anyu was puzzled, but told the truth: "I think it looks pretty good, its mimicry is very successful, it really looks like a tongue."

Zhou Congee was defeated, and in the end he watched everyone else dig up a tongue grass and take them back, but his decadence was out of place in the excited crowd.

That night, Yang Chen even put those things neatly on the balcony, his own and Zhou Porridge's.

Zhou Congee stood aside and watched his movements, watched him go to the back kitchen and asked for two pieces of meat, put one piece in a bottle, and then watched the two plants eat with relish.

When Zhou Porridge looked at Yang Chen's actions and doubted his life, his cell phone rang.

Zhou Congee took a look, it was Fu Yu.

He picked it up, and then Fu Yu said at the beginning: "Zhou Congee, something happened!"

As soon as he opened his mouth, Zhou Porridge's heart skipped a beat and he said, "What happened?"

Fu Yu: "I saw your cat courting a pregnant white cat today! I guess the cat is about to die!"

Zhou Congee: "Are you sure it's my cat?"

Fu Yu nodded affirmatively: "Fatty Sanhua, it must be!"

Zhou Porridge turned around twice, and felt that this matter was a big deal, he thought for a while and finally said: "No, my cat is a male three flower, it is infertile!"

Fu Yu said in a low voice: "That's right, yours is Gongsanhua."

Then he suddenly said: "That means your cat has been green!"

Zhou Congee retorted: "Impossible!"

"You help me catch Sanhua tomorrow."

Fu Yu: "I can't seem to beat it."

Zhou Congee: "Then you catch that little female cat!"

Fu Yu: "That's right!"

After listening to the whole process, Yang Chen said, "What's the matter, Zhou Congee, are you going to be a grandfather?"

Zhou Congee: "Being a fart grandpa, my cat can't give birth!"

After thinking for a while, Zhou Porridge called Chen Yichen again.

When Chen Yichen received the call, the group of them were still recording wild animal data in the wild.

"Hello, Zhou Porridge."

Hearing that it was Zhou Congee's name, Bai Ye over there immediately looked over.

"What's the matter, your cat has been greened? Is it still following a little female cat?"

"Oh, you want to sterilize it, next week, next week you bring it to me."

"Okay, no thanks."

After hanging up the phone, Chen Yichen looked at Bai Ye, and asked directly: "Bo Ye, the Sanhua next to Zhou Congee is you, right?"

Bai Ye: "It's me."

Chen Yichen immediately smiled and said, "Congratulations, you will have a sterilization package next week."

Bai Ye looked at him with murderous eyes.

Chen Yichen: "Look at what I'm doing. There's an extra Sanhua in school, and now it's still following the little female cat. Others think it's Zhou Porridge's cat, and they've sued him."

He patted Bai Ye on the shoulder and said, "The sea of ​​suffering is boundless, if you look back, you will be safe."

The other people who figured out the situation started laughing wildly.

On the day before going back to school, Zhou Porridge had another nightmare, but this time it was not because of the birds, but because of his cat. He dreamed that he was lying on the bed, and then a fat Sanhua came in from outside , with a black kitten in its mouth.

Sanhua trusted the kitten on Zhou Porridge's bed, then went outside again, and brought in another white kitten.

One after another, endlessly.

Zhou Congee was startled awake, and even missed breakfast when he woke up.

Fortunately, they had no classes this morning and it was a holiday. Jin Wei gave them time to pack their things, and they were going back to school by car in the afternoon.

When Zhou Porridge woke up, there was no one in the room. He touched his forehead and it was covered with sweat. Now he still has lingering fears about that endless dream of kittens.

After resting on the bed for a while, Zhou Porridge finally woke up. As usual, he went outside to collect the little bird's gift, and then the door of the room opened.

Yang Chen's voice came in: "Zhou Congee, are you awake?"

Zhou Congee: "Wake up."

Yang Chen was still holding his new favorite, the tongue flower walked in and said, "I saw you sleeping soundly this morning so I didn't call you."

Zhou Congee: "It's okay, what time do you leave in the afternoon?"

Yang Chen: "It's two o'clock in the afternoon. When we arrive at school, it's almost dark."

Zhou Porridge took off the clothes on top and put them in the suitcase, and said, "Anyway, there is no class tomorrow, Saturday."

In the afternoon, it was the same bus, the same teacher, and the same classmates, but the appearance when it came was completely different from the appearance when it returned.

When they came here, most of the students were dressed as young trendy guys, but now, the students are carrying a urea bag with a hole in it, and a duck head poking out of the hole.

In addition to the simple fertilizer pockets, many students also carried a glass bottle on their shoulders, which contained their precious tongue flowers.

Although they are also dressed in trendy young people, the yellow urea bag, the duck, and the strange plants that are out of place all add a strong local flavor to them.

In fact, the urea bag was a complete accident. Wang Guoxue insisted that each of them bring back their own ducks, and said that they had already applied for a place for them to raise ducks.

Then Jin Wei originally arranged for a unified delivery, but their major students were unwilling to live or die, saying that they brought their own ducks, and then they couldn't find so many cages and bags for a while.

In the end, I don’t know which ghost student remembered the fertilizer bag that he used to store this kind of living things in his home, and then asked, and sure enough.

Zhou Porridge took the duck that Yang Chen handed to him dumbly, and asked, "Why do we have to bring our own duck?"

Yang Chen didn't know, and then Liu Yuyang next to him answered his doubts, "Because they want to show off, the duck fight has aroused strong reactions on the forum, they said they will return with the duck in triumph, let others see them but they feel that the ducks cannot show their majesty without passing through their hands, so they must bring them by themselves.”

Zhou Porridge pointed to the glass bottle hanging around Xue Tao's neck and asked, "What's the matter with the tongue?"

Zhou Congee really didn't understand why they liked this wonderful plant so much.

Liu Yuyang glanced at it, and then said: "Well, that thing is worth a lot now. After someone posted it on the forum, many people liked it, and some people posted it on the forum asking for 200 yuan."

Zhou Porridge was speechless for a while, and finally choked out a sentence: "This world is hopeless."

When he actually got into the car, a smell of duck came over his face, making Zhou Porridge think that he was back in his childhood when he was driving a car to go to the market.

Zhou Porridge stuffed the duck in his hand under the chair of the classmate in front of him, and the duck with its long neck sticking out from the fertilizer pocket looked at Zhou Porridge.

Its mouth was tied up and it couldn't chatter or bark, Zhou Congee could see a trace of grievance in its eyes.

Zhou Porridge, who was so rare and kind, patted its head: "It seems that ducks are not easy to be, it's too pitiful."

Suddenly a person sat down next to Zhou Congee, he thought it was Yang Chen, and said, "Put your duck down, be careful that it comes out..."

Zhou Porridge only heard a chuckle in his ear, "Are you planning to keep ducks as pets?"

"why you?"

Bai Ye leaned back on the chair and said, "We will go back with you."

Zhou Congee: "Oh."

Bai Ye: "I'm not welcome?"

Zhou Congee: "No, I thought you were angry."

Bai Ye said, "Not angry," and then he pointed to the flowers in the glass bottle beside Zhou Congee's waist and asked, "Is this a new fashion?"

"It looks a bit..."

Bai Ye swallowed the strange flower on his lips, and changed a word, "Weird."

Hearing this, Zhou Porridge immediately regained his energy, "That's right, this thing is disgusting, and I don't understand why they like it so much!"

After finally finding someone with the same aesthetics, Zhou Porridge felt that Bai Ye was extraordinarily handsome today.

Zhou Congee, who had been suffocating all night, finally couldn't bear it anymore, and he began to babble with Bai Ye non-stop.

When Zhou Porridge mentioned that the school would let them raise ducks in the school, Bai Ye's eyes wandered, and he remembered the additional donation he asked the company to give to the Academy of Animal Sciences.

When Zhou Porridge talked about his cat, Bai Ye's eyes were not only wandering, he was completely guilty now.

Although he was guilty, Bai Ye still followed Zhou Porridge's words calmly and said, "Well, yes, the cat should be neutered."

Fortunately, after talking for a while, Zhou Porridge became sleepy. He put his head on the chair in the front row and fell asleep for a while, before being pulled onto his shoulder by Bai Ye.

Zhou Porridge slept all the way in a daze, only felt that today's pillow height was extraordinarily comfortable, his neck was no longer sore, and he slept more soundly.

He didn't wake up until Zhou Porridge at school, he looked at Bai Ye, pretended not to care and thanked him: "Thank you."

Bai Ye: "You're welcome."

Then Zhou Congee felt that the atmosphere was inexplicably anxious. He felt that he should say something. Zhou Congee, who was spinning his head rapidly, suddenly thought of the usual way of expressing gratitude, and then he blurted out: "Let me treat you to dinner."

Bai Ye: "Then I'll pick you up on Sunday."

Zhou Congee: "OK."

When getting out of the car, facing the enthusiastic cheers of other students, Zhou Congee felt that something was wrong while holding his duck. The conversation he had with Bai Ye just now was so weird.

And Yang Chen, who knew nothing, showed his white teeth with a big smile, holding Zhou Porridge in his arms and waving warmly to the onlookers below.

The homepage of the X Agricultural University Forum.

"Posted by: A flower in the farmyard;

Theme: Benefiting the class party, the return live broadcast building of the Academy of Motion Sciences;

Content: At six o'clock this afternoon, our much-anticipated internship students of the Academy of Animal Sciences will be back. According to their wild words, they will show us their prized ducks and tell us about their relationship with ducks, cucumbers and Wonderful deeds of wild boar fighting! "

The first floor will tell you the truth: "Although I really want to see ducks that talk about their butts, they can't bring ducks with them..."

Ruan Persimmon on the second floor: "But they speak well, so they probably won't frame us, right?"

……

Crazy and windy on the tenth floor: "Come here!"

No. 11th Floor Farm Yard Yizhihua [Original]: Well, we saw that Guo Mingrui, the class monitor of Class [-], came down first. He came down with his things. He had a big yellow bag in his hand. Although the bag was a bit strange, And I didn't see a duck either!They won't be cowardly.

No.12 Shuishui: That pocket looks familiar...

No.13 mango sago dew: I saw the words, the word urea is so big, it turns out it is really a fertilizer pocket!

No. Shuangpi Nai on the 14th floor: I saw a duck!They did it!

……

No. The rice on the 30th floor is delicious: I declare that the people from the Academy of Animal Sciences are the real fierce people!

The author says:

来了来了！感谢在2022-03-0818:11:53-2022-03-0918:16:34期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦——

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!