Help, I don't want to farm
Chapter 30 The gift is a frog
Wang Guoxue pointed to his courseware, and began to praise with a red face: "Look! How perfect they are! The meat yield has increased by 5.00%, which is beautiful and lazy.
Wang Guoxue pointed to his courseware, and began to praise with a red face: "Look! How perfect they are! The meat yield has increased by 5.00%. These beautiful feathers, strong wings and strong thighs, they are still very good meat-eating birds !"
"What is domestication? Domestication is the process by which humans change the natural reproduction process of wild animals and plants into artificial control.【1】"
"Now they still have the instinct to live with humans, and they still treat us as partners rather than predators."
"I believe that when we find out the most suitable feeding method, they will return to our table!"
When Wang Guoxue talked about the domestication history of ducks, Liu Yuyang finally thought of a question. He said: "After catching ducks, he won't let us bring them back to raise them? I don't want to raise ducks!"
"They have short intestines and can't control their pooping. I don't want to clean up their excrement!"
While taking notes, Zhou Porridge took the time to say to him: "Relax, it's impossible, we don't have a place for ducks to play, unless the school plans to use Taohu Lake for us."
Liu Yuyang turned to look at him: "What if?"
Zhou Porridge and him looked at each other for a few seconds, then put down the pen: "Impossible?"
Zhao Xuan: "Everything is possible."
Zhou Congee: "I have never won a lottery, so it must be impossible."
Liu Yuyang: "But..."
Zhou Congee: "Shh, I didn't say anything, I don't know anything!"
Taking advantage of Zhou Congee's class, Bai Ye found Gu Hanfeng, and now the two of them were sitting face to face.
To be precise, Gu Hanfeng was sitting facing his computer, and Bai Ye was sitting behind his computer.
After the two were silent for 10 minutes, Gu Hanfeng finally couldn't bear it anymore.
"Did you come to disturb my work on purpose today? If so, I hope you leave my office immediately!"
Bai Ye didn't reply to his words, he said calmly: "I feel like I've entered into a misunderstanding, starting from a friend, it seems that they only regard me as a friend."
Gu Hanfeng sneered: "Then what do you want?"
Bai Ye: "I decided to directly say that I plan to chase him and reveal my identity."
Gu Hanfeng thinks that this person is really a genius. Based on his understanding of Bai Ye over the years, he will say: "Then what do you want to do? Go up and tell people, my name is Bai Ye, I am 24 years old, I am 187 in height, and I am very handsome. No bad habits, deposit XXX, I hope to give you a chance, I want to chase you?"
Bai Ye's face remained unchanged, "It's not impossible."
And Gu Hanfeng's face collapsed: "Brother, we're not on a blind date. Are modern people chasing people like you?"
Bai Ye didn't know what face this person had to dislike his plan, he said in a mocking tone: "Then have you caught up?"
Gu Hanfeng showed a nasty smile: "Fu Cheng asked me to have dinner together, do you understand?"
Bai Ye: "I eat with him every day."
Gu Hanfeng: "What identity? A pet cat?"
In the end, the two broke up unhappy, and both felt that the other was jealous.
After the class, Zhou Porridge and Liu Yuyang left to act separately. He went to see Gouzi first, and then planted his precious collection homework, the pea, in the laboratory.
Before reaching the vines, Zhou Porridge saw the dogs fluttering happily in an experimental field, their yellow and white hairs were covered with mud spots. run out.
Zhou Congee was shocked, and hurriedly shouted: "Rhubarb, don't come over!"
He made a gesture of sitting down. Rhubarb was very smart. It sat down one meter in front of Zhou Porridge, its tail flapping on the ground, and its eyes looked longingly at Zhou Porridge.
Zhou Congee perfunctorily touched their heads a couple of times, stained with mud, and picked off a few black oval-shaped cockleburs from their bodies.
Zhou Porridge looked at the black mud and the seeds of various plants on these dogs, and twitched the corners of his mouth. These dogs must have burrowed into the grass and landed in the paddy fields, otherwise they wouldn't have made it like this.
"Rhubarb, what are you doing, our land has not been finished yet."
A person called rhubarb in his mouth, and pushed the weeds over there.
Zhou Congee took a look and found that he was still an acquaintance.
It was the brother who was doing rice experiments in the experimental field before and was waiting to eat Fu Yu's small tomatoes. He was also very happy to say hello when he saw Zhou Porridge.
"Zhou Congee, long time no see."
Zhou Congee: "Brother, what do you call Rhubarb?"
Liu Changting touched Rhubarb's head, "Isn't the rice we used to use unusable? We plan to clear out the paddy fields and re-cultivate seedlings to do it again."
"As a result, there are a lot of leeches in the paddy field. Rhubarb is helping us catch the leeches. They have old noses."
If you want to say what Zhou Porridge is most afraid of in this life, it must be the creature leech.
For any hairless, hairy, non-scaled, scaled, or worm-like creatures, Zhou Porridge can accept it well.
But the leech is a creature, ever since Zhou Porridge saw a leech with its head sticking into his skin when he was a child, he listed it as an invisible thing in this life.
At that time, he had nightmares for a whole month.
Horrible memories came to mind repeatedly, and goosebumps immediately appeared on Zhou Congee's body.
"Ant, leech?"
Liu Changting nodded, "Yes, do you want to take a look? There are many, big and fat."
Zhou Congee's face was almost blue with fright, Dahuang felt his fear, rubbed his legs in confusion and began to comfort him, rubbing a lot of mud on his pants.
"No, no, I'm afraid of that thing."
Liu Changting: "Okay then, let's continue to work. Rhubarb, let's go."
Although Rhubarb was very reluctant, he followed Liu Changting and followed Liu Changting.
Zhou Congee suddenly realized how this man was oppressing animals, he hurriedly shouted: "Wait!"
Liu Changting stopped in his tracks: "What's wrong?"
Zhou Congee stared at him seriously: "Have you paid them?"
Liu Changting also became serious. He solemnly took out a piece of A4 paper from his pocket, unfolded it and handed it to Zhou Congee: "Look."
Zhou Porridge took it over and took a look. It turned out to be an employment contract. The content mainly said that they would hire rhubarb to work for them. The working hours were from 9 am to 11 am and from 3 pm to 5 pm. I will be responsible for the food of Rhubarb and the others, and half of the money from selling the found leeches will be given to Rhubarb and the others.
There is also a signature below, and rhubarb has pressed its paw on it, which looks very formal.
Zhou Porridge handed him the contract and said, "Who did this, it's quite serious."
Liu Changting: "Chen Yichen made this. He is afraid that we will deprive them of food and still visits them every day."
Zhou Congee: "No wonder, then I'm leaving, you take good care of them."
"I know, I know."
After watching Gouzi, Zhou Porridge went to his laboratory.
Everyone was in the lab, and Fu Yu was rarely discussing a new experimental plan with Lu Yun in the corner.
Zhou Congee didn't bother, and asked Chang Yue for a flowerpot to start planting his peas.
There is a lot of soil in their laboratory, which is the humus soil ordered directly by the manufacturer, which is disease-free and nutritious.Zhou Porridge put on his gloves and stirred it with a little water and soil. After filling a flower pot, he put his only pea in it.
This time the pea looked very cute. Like a small bug, it moved twice in a small hole on the top of the flower pot, and was covered by a layer of fluffy soil.
Zhou Porridge put the flower pot in the climate chamber, adjusted the temperature and humidity for it, and the rest of the work was to wait for it to germinate.
As soon as Zhou Porridge sat down, he heard the door calling him, it was Liu Wei.
"Zhou Congee, there is a handsome guy looking for you downstairs."
Liu Wei's voice is really loud without his intentional control.
Zhou Porridge just felt that his voice must have been heard even the neighbors next door.
Sure enough, some people appeared one after another in the originally quiet laboratory building, all with gossiping faces.
Zhou Porridge hurriedly pulled Liu Wei in, and then closed the door: "Who do you think is looking for me?"
Liu Wei: "Bai Ye, when I came up from downstairs just now, I saw that he was carrying a bag of things. I asked him who to look for, and he said he was looking for you. You know, we need to swipe the card at the gate downstairs. If outsiders can’t come in, I’ll come up and call you.”
Zhou Congee: "Who are you talking about?"
Liu Wei patted Zhou Porridge's head, wondering, "I don't have a fever anymore, I said the person who came was Bai Ye, he came to look for you!"
Zhou Congee pushed him away, then took off his gloves, he planned to meet this man.
Zhou Porridge was still full of courage when he went down, but for some reason, when he saw Bai Ye, he was like a deflated ball, and lost all courage.
"This person can't be born to defeat me."
Zhou Congee slowly moved to Bai Ye's front, and asked, "What do you want from me?"
Bai Ye handed him the things in his hands, "Here you are."
Zhou Porridge looked up at him, and then he met a pair of golden eyes.
Zhou Porridge was a little dazed, these eyes were a little familiar, he should have seen them before, they were on a beautiful beast.
"Did you go to Pingyue Mountain before? It's a small mountain with many hawthorns and wild kiwis on it."
Bai Ye nodded: "If the slope that is too short to be seen as a mountain is considered a mountain, then I should have been there."
Zhou Porridge's mind suddenly turned around, and he opened his eyes wide: "Are you that fat tiger?"
Bai Ye's eyes sharpened, "Where did I get fat then?"
Zhou Congee didn't dare to say, "You're not fat."
Bai Ye was noncommittal, he just handed him the things in his hands: "Something for you."
Zhou Porridge reached out to take it: "Why are you being so polite? Since I saved you back then, we have a life-long friendship. We will be brothers in the future. Let me see what...things you brought."
"Cuck!"
A loud frog cry came out of the bag.
Zhou Congee's hand stopped, he grabbed Bai Ye's hand, and then put the bag back on Bai Ye's hand.
"Thank you so much."
Bai Ye: "You will use it tomorrow."
Zhou Congee: "..."
"So you came to me today just to give me this?"
Bai Ye smiled, the corners of his mouth turned up slightly, his eyes were black and bright, and his already handsome face became even more handsome.
Zhou Porridge's heart beat faster for a moment, and there was only one thought in his mind: "Oh, he's so pretty!"
Zhou Porridge heard him say, "I just came here today to say that it is true that I want to make a promise with my body. Do I have this chance?"
What he answered, Zhou Porridge no longer remembered, he only knew Fu Yu's description of his state at that time was that he was dizzy like a little mouse that fell into a pile of sugar.
But Bai Ye was so happy again that he transferred another sum of money to Gu Hanfeng after he left.
Gu Hanfeng: "?"
"What?"
Bai Ye: "I confessed to Zhou Congee."
Gu Hanfeng: "Successful?"
Bai Ye: "Hurry up, because he agrees with me chasing him."
Gu Hanfeng: "You are an idiot.jpg"
Bai Ye stretched out his hand to blacken Gu Hanfeng.
-
Zhou Congee was distracted.
Even the croaking of the big cage of live frogs on the podium made the classroom as loud as ten vegetable markets superimposed, but it didn't wake him up.
Liu Yuyang and Zhao Xuan looked at him worriedly.
When the teacher on the podium divided the groups into groups and asked them to prepare for the dissection experiment, Zhou Porridge was still distracted.
When the teacher said to start dissecting the frog, Liu Yuyang watched as Zhou Porridge took out a beautiful frog from his schoolbag.
still alive.
Liu Yuyang began to worry about Zhou Zhou's mental state.
But unexpectedly, the teacher on the podium suddenly rushed down from the podium, and the frog holding the porridge boasted loudly: "What a beautiful frog! It is the frog with the clearest mutation structure I have ever seen!"
The author says:
Zhou Congee is actually Yan Gou, hehe.
-
今天开了好久的会,过会就改错字,我错字好多呜呜呜,还有明天就可以恢复晚上六点的更新时间啦-感谢在2022-02-2003:54:39-2022-02-2123:51:57期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦——
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
Wang Guoxue pointed to his courseware, and began to praise with a red face: "Look! How perfect they are! The meat yield has increased by 5.00%. These beautiful feathers, strong wings and strong thighs, they are still very good meat-eating birds !"
"What is domestication? Domestication is the process by which humans change the natural reproduction process of wild animals and plants into artificial control.【1】"
"Now they still have the instinct to live with humans, and they still treat us as partners rather than predators."
"I believe that when we find out the most suitable feeding method, they will return to our table!"
When Wang Guoxue talked about the domestication history of ducks, Liu Yuyang finally thought of a question. He said: "After catching ducks, he won't let us bring them back to raise them? I don't want to raise ducks!"
"They have short intestines and can't control their pooping. I don't want to clean up their excrement!"
While taking notes, Zhou Porridge took the time to say to him: "Relax, it's impossible, we don't have a place for ducks to play, unless the school plans to use Taohu Lake for us."
Liu Yuyang turned to look at him: "What if?"
Zhou Porridge and him looked at each other for a few seconds, then put down the pen: "Impossible?"
Zhao Xuan: "Everything is possible."
Zhou Congee: "I have never won a lottery, so it must be impossible."
Liu Yuyang: "But..."
Zhou Congee: "Shh, I didn't say anything, I don't know anything!"
Taking advantage of Zhou Congee's class, Bai Ye found Gu Hanfeng, and now the two of them were sitting face to face.
To be precise, Gu Hanfeng was sitting facing his computer, and Bai Ye was sitting behind his computer.
After the two were silent for 10 minutes, Gu Hanfeng finally couldn't bear it anymore.
"Did you come to disturb my work on purpose today? If so, I hope you leave my office immediately!"
Bai Ye didn't reply to his words, he said calmly: "I feel like I've entered into a misunderstanding, starting from a friend, it seems that they only regard me as a friend."
Gu Hanfeng sneered: "Then what do you want?"
Bai Ye: "I decided to directly say that I plan to chase him and reveal my identity."
Gu Hanfeng thinks that this person is really a genius. Based on his understanding of Bai Ye over the years, he will say: "Then what do you want to do? Go up and tell people, my name is Bai Ye, I am 24 years old, I am 187 in height, and I am very handsome. No bad habits, deposit XXX, I hope to give you a chance, I want to chase you?"
Bai Ye's face remained unchanged, "It's not impossible."
And Gu Hanfeng's face collapsed: "Brother, we're not on a blind date. Are modern people chasing people like you?"
Bai Ye didn't know what face this person had to dislike his plan, he said in a mocking tone: "Then have you caught up?"
Gu Hanfeng showed a nasty smile: "Fu Cheng asked me to have dinner together, do you understand?"
Bai Ye: "I eat with him every day."
Gu Hanfeng: "What identity? A pet cat?"
In the end, the two broke up unhappy, and both felt that the other was jealous.
After the class, Zhou Porridge and Liu Yuyang left to act separately. He went to see Gouzi first, and then planted his precious collection homework, the pea, in the laboratory.
Before reaching the vines, Zhou Porridge saw the dogs fluttering happily in an experimental field, their yellow and white hairs were covered with mud spots. run out.
Zhou Congee was shocked, and hurriedly shouted: "Rhubarb, don't come over!"
He made a gesture of sitting down. Rhubarb was very smart. It sat down one meter in front of Zhou Porridge, its tail flapping on the ground, and its eyes looked longingly at Zhou Porridge.
Zhou Congee perfunctorily touched their heads a couple of times, stained with mud, and picked off a few black oval-shaped cockleburs from their bodies.
Zhou Porridge looked at the black mud and the seeds of various plants on these dogs, and twitched the corners of his mouth. These dogs must have burrowed into the grass and landed in the paddy fields, otherwise they wouldn't have made it like this.
"Rhubarb, what are you doing, our land has not been finished yet."
A person called rhubarb in his mouth, and pushed the weeds over there.
Zhou Congee took a look and found that he was still an acquaintance.
It was the brother who was doing rice experiments in the experimental field before and was waiting to eat Fu Yu's small tomatoes. He was also very happy to say hello when he saw Zhou Porridge.
"Zhou Congee, long time no see."
Zhou Congee: "Brother, what do you call Rhubarb?"
Liu Changting touched Rhubarb's head, "Isn't the rice we used to use unusable? We plan to clear out the paddy fields and re-cultivate seedlings to do it again."
"As a result, there are a lot of leeches in the paddy field. Rhubarb is helping us catch the leeches. They have old noses."
If you want to say what Zhou Porridge is most afraid of in this life, it must be the creature leech.
For any hairless, hairy, non-scaled, scaled, or worm-like creatures, Zhou Porridge can accept it well.
But the leech is a creature, ever since Zhou Porridge saw a leech with its head sticking into his skin when he was a child, he listed it as an invisible thing in this life.
At that time, he had nightmares for a whole month.
Horrible memories came to mind repeatedly, and goosebumps immediately appeared on Zhou Congee's body.
"Ant, leech?"
Liu Changting nodded, "Yes, do you want to take a look? There are many, big and fat."
Zhou Congee's face was almost blue with fright, Dahuang felt his fear, rubbed his legs in confusion and began to comfort him, rubbing a lot of mud on his pants.
"No, no, I'm afraid of that thing."
Liu Changting: "Okay then, let's continue to work. Rhubarb, let's go."
Although Rhubarb was very reluctant, he followed Liu Changting and followed Liu Changting.
Zhou Congee suddenly realized how this man was oppressing animals, he hurriedly shouted: "Wait!"
Liu Changting stopped in his tracks: "What's wrong?"
Zhou Congee stared at him seriously: "Have you paid them?"
Liu Changting also became serious. He solemnly took out a piece of A4 paper from his pocket, unfolded it and handed it to Zhou Congee: "Look."
Zhou Porridge took it over and took a look. It turned out to be an employment contract. The content mainly said that they would hire rhubarb to work for them. The working hours were from 9 am to 11 am and from 3 pm to 5 pm. I will be responsible for the food of Rhubarb and the others, and half of the money from selling the found leeches will be given to Rhubarb and the others.
There is also a signature below, and rhubarb has pressed its paw on it, which looks very formal.
Zhou Porridge handed him the contract and said, "Who did this, it's quite serious."
Liu Changting: "Chen Yichen made this. He is afraid that we will deprive them of food and still visits them every day."
Zhou Congee: "No wonder, then I'm leaving, you take good care of them."
"I know, I know."
After watching Gouzi, Zhou Porridge went to his laboratory.
Everyone was in the lab, and Fu Yu was rarely discussing a new experimental plan with Lu Yun in the corner.
Zhou Congee didn't bother, and asked Chang Yue for a flowerpot to start planting his peas.
There is a lot of soil in their laboratory, which is the humus soil ordered directly by the manufacturer, which is disease-free and nutritious.Zhou Porridge put on his gloves and stirred it with a little water and soil. After filling a flower pot, he put his only pea in it.
This time the pea looked very cute. Like a small bug, it moved twice in a small hole on the top of the flower pot, and was covered by a layer of fluffy soil.
Zhou Porridge put the flower pot in the climate chamber, adjusted the temperature and humidity for it, and the rest of the work was to wait for it to germinate.
As soon as Zhou Porridge sat down, he heard the door calling him, it was Liu Wei.
"Zhou Congee, there is a handsome guy looking for you downstairs."
Liu Wei's voice is really loud without his intentional control.
Zhou Porridge just felt that his voice must have been heard even the neighbors next door.
Sure enough, some people appeared one after another in the originally quiet laboratory building, all with gossiping faces.
Zhou Porridge hurriedly pulled Liu Wei in, and then closed the door: "Who do you think is looking for me?"
Liu Wei: "Bai Ye, when I came up from downstairs just now, I saw that he was carrying a bag of things. I asked him who to look for, and he said he was looking for you. You know, we need to swipe the card at the gate downstairs. If outsiders can’t come in, I’ll come up and call you.”
Zhou Congee: "Who are you talking about?"
Liu Wei patted Zhou Porridge's head, wondering, "I don't have a fever anymore, I said the person who came was Bai Ye, he came to look for you!"
Zhou Congee pushed him away, then took off his gloves, he planned to meet this man.
Zhou Porridge was still full of courage when he went down, but for some reason, when he saw Bai Ye, he was like a deflated ball, and lost all courage.
"This person can't be born to defeat me."
Zhou Congee slowly moved to Bai Ye's front, and asked, "What do you want from me?"
Bai Ye handed him the things in his hands, "Here you are."
Zhou Porridge looked up at him, and then he met a pair of golden eyes.
Zhou Porridge was a little dazed, these eyes were a little familiar, he should have seen them before, they were on a beautiful beast.
"Did you go to Pingyue Mountain before? It's a small mountain with many hawthorns and wild kiwis on it."
Bai Ye nodded: "If the slope that is too short to be seen as a mountain is considered a mountain, then I should have been there."
Zhou Porridge's mind suddenly turned around, and he opened his eyes wide: "Are you that fat tiger?"
Bai Ye's eyes sharpened, "Where did I get fat then?"
Zhou Congee didn't dare to say, "You're not fat."
Bai Ye was noncommittal, he just handed him the things in his hands: "Something for you."
Zhou Porridge reached out to take it: "Why are you being so polite? Since I saved you back then, we have a life-long friendship. We will be brothers in the future. Let me see what...things you brought."
"Cuck!"
A loud frog cry came out of the bag.
Zhou Congee's hand stopped, he grabbed Bai Ye's hand, and then put the bag back on Bai Ye's hand.
"Thank you so much."
Bai Ye: "You will use it tomorrow."
Zhou Congee: "..."
"So you came to me today just to give me this?"
Bai Ye smiled, the corners of his mouth turned up slightly, his eyes were black and bright, and his already handsome face became even more handsome.
Zhou Porridge's heart beat faster for a moment, and there was only one thought in his mind: "Oh, he's so pretty!"
Zhou Porridge heard him say, "I just came here today to say that it is true that I want to make a promise with my body. Do I have this chance?"
What he answered, Zhou Porridge no longer remembered, he only knew Fu Yu's description of his state at that time was that he was dizzy like a little mouse that fell into a pile of sugar.
But Bai Ye was so happy again that he transferred another sum of money to Gu Hanfeng after he left.
Gu Hanfeng: "?"
"What?"
Bai Ye: "I confessed to Zhou Congee."
Gu Hanfeng: "Successful?"
Bai Ye: "Hurry up, because he agrees with me chasing him."
Gu Hanfeng: "You are an idiot.jpg"
Bai Ye stretched out his hand to blacken Gu Hanfeng.
-
Zhou Congee was distracted.
Even the croaking of the big cage of live frogs on the podium made the classroom as loud as ten vegetable markets superimposed, but it didn't wake him up.
Liu Yuyang and Zhao Xuan looked at him worriedly.
When the teacher on the podium divided the groups into groups and asked them to prepare for the dissection experiment, Zhou Porridge was still distracted.
When the teacher said to start dissecting the frog, Liu Yuyang watched as Zhou Porridge took out a beautiful frog from his schoolbag.
still alive.
Liu Yuyang began to worry about Zhou Zhou's mental state.
But unexpectedly, the teacher on the podium suddenly rushed down from the podium, and the frog holding the porridge boasted loudly: "What a beautiful frog! It is the frog with the clearest mutation structure I have ever seen!"
The author says:
Zhou Congee is actually Yan Gou, hehe.
-
今天开了好久的会,过会就改错字,我错字好多呜呜呜,还有明天就可以恢复晚上六点的更新时间啦-感谢在2022-02-2003:54:39-2022-02-2123:51:57期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦——
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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