Help, I don't want to farm

The rebellious heart of the college students exceeded Gu Hanfeng's expectations, even though he deleted many people's posts with the excuse of spreading rumors.

But other students are still like a crop of leeks, they can't finish cutting, trying to post about him on the forum again and again.

They simply treated Gu Hanfeng as a boss, and even played a game of testing how long it takes for a post to be deleted, which directly made Gu Hanfeng angry.

In the end, Gu Hanfeng directly developed a program to automatically capture the keywords and abbreviations of the content of the post, and then directly ban the person who posted the post for seven days.

And this time it worked great.

It was originally an oolong thing, Gu Hanfeng never expected that the next morning, he would receive a call from Fu Cheng because of this, and it was not a polite greeting from the senior to the senior as before, but a question with concern.

There was a smile on the corner of Gu Hanfeng's mouth, but the tone of his explanation to Fu Cheng was slightly frustrated.

How could Fu Cheng have played with an old fox like Gu Hanfeng, and suddenly he was concerned again, and even took the initiative to ask Gu Hanfeng to go out to relax.

The wise man found the trick right away, Gu Hanfeng is in a great mood now, he feels that his love life will soon win a major turning point, and in a happy mood, he still remembers to send a thank you to Bai Ye.

But Bai Ye didn't see his news, but even if he did, this thoughtless thank you would only make him more convinced that Gu Hanfeng is an idiot.

Since there was no class for Zhou Congee this morning, the Sanhua that Bai Ye had turned into was lying on Zhou Congee's chest, with his head bouncing vigorously on his chin.

Although Zhou Porridge's chest was bearing the weight of an obviously overweight Sanhua, he was still reluctant to push the Sanhua off his chest.

He put his hand on Sanhua's back, calmly took out his mobile phone and swiped it, and then he saw Bai Ye's message.

"Bai Ye: Well, after all, the kindness of a drop of water should be repaid by a spring. You have saved my life, so now I want to promise you with my body."

There is also a photo of a colorful tiger below.

Zhou Congee sat up directly from the bed, and said, "It's poisonous, Bai Ye said he would make a promise to me, is he just kidding me?"

Liu Yuyang was still in a daze before he woke up. He said, "Isn't it normal to tease you?"

Zhou Congee: "How could a man tell a man that he would love him with his body? He is not a beautiful young lady."

Liu Yuyang: "Are you purely heterosexual?"

Zhou Congee: "I don't know, I haven't talked about it after all."

Liu Yuyang: "That's it."

Zhao Xuan suddenly said, "I don't think Zhou Porridge likes humans at all, okay? How many men and women have confessed to him? None of them succeeded. I think he will probably spend his whole life with his cat in the end."

Zhou Conge hugged Mo Ming's depressed Sanhua and said, "How cute is the cat!"

"Ah, by the way, he even gave me a tiger, why?"

Liu Yuyang: "Didn't he say that he can turn into a tiger? Probably his selfie. But tigers can also take selfies?"

Zhao Xuan complained: "No way, no one would post this kind of photo."

Wait, Zhao Xuan suddenly remembered Zhou Porridge's obsession with cats. This photo was obviously specially designed by someone!

According to Zhou Porridge, when he was in junior high school, he took his family pets to go to the mountains to pick some hawthorns, but he ran into a young tiger on the way.

The tiger was injured and was lying under a big tree. At that time, he was still in the second grade. He was so brave that he went up to bandage the tiger's injured paw. Fortunately, the tiger didn't hurt him.

Later, all of them heard that Zhou Porridge used the length of a short composition to describe the handsomeness of the tiger and its human nature.Said that it not only made him touch his head, but also his warm belly.

The subjective consciousness of this story is so strong that their dormitory agreed that it was because the time was too long and Zhou Porridge had been beautified to tell the story, rather than the complete real story.

In fact, it wasn't just them. Zhou Porridge went down the mountain at that time. When he told Zhou's father and Zhou mother, they all thought that Zhou Porridge made up a story, or there were even more outrageous people who said that he had met a mountain god.

Now Zhao Xuan's heart moved, this tiger photo was obviously obtained after inquiring, and then it was based on Zhou Congee's hobbies!

Sure enough, Zhou Porridge had been admiring the photos for a long time, and finally Zhou Porridge frowned, and said doubtfully: "This tiger looks familiar? I seem to have seen the pattern on its face before."

Liu Yuyang: "Do not all tigers of the same species look similar? We are not professional in the study of tiger populations, so it seems normal."

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw Sanhua looking at him with cold eyes, as if he was about to attack directly in the next second.

Liu Yuyang's heart skipped a beat in fright, and while scolding himself for being afraid of a cat, he said to Zhou Congee, "Zhou Congee, is your cat not emotionally stable these days, is it? Should I be neutered?"

Zhou Conge reached out to hug Sanhua, wanting to see its balls, but Sanhua jumped directly from one side of Zhou Congee to the other, expressing his attitude of rejection.

Zhou Porridge didn't force it, just said: "It's really time to be sterilized, it's time to turn him into a father-in-law."

Liu Yuyang: "I don't know if my temper will become better after becoming a father-in-law."

Bai Ye felt bitter, the people he hinted at crazily just didn't understand his hints, but in the end, all the people he hinted at planned to turn him into a eunuch.

Only the little snake happily ran to Sanhua's side and shook its head. Bai Ye gave it a cold look, and then bit its body.

This time, Zhou Porridge was terrified. He didn't understand why these two good guys suddenly started fighting. He pulled the little snake out of Sanhua's mouth and found that apart from a little saliva on his body, there was nothing on his body. He was relieved that there were no other wounds.

"Mimi, don't fight with your brother."

Sanhua let out a disgruntled cry: "Meow——"

Liu Yuyang rolled over and got out of bed, shouting: "Get up, Yang Chen asked us to pick him up early, he said he couldn't survive in the hospital."

Zhou Porridge kissed Sanhua's head: "Be good."

When he arrived at the hospital, Yang Chen had already waited for them for a long time, and now his condition was almost recovered, only his body still had some symptoms similar to drunkenness.

The doctor was afraid that he would fall into a ditch on the way back alone, so they had to ask them to pick him up before releasing him.

Yang Chen was sitting alone on a chair on the first floor of the hospital, dozing off with his head down.

Zhao Xuan went over to wake him up, Yang Chen saw them stood up excitedly, and then stood crookedly in front of Zhou Porridge and the others.

Zhou Congee; "Is it still not good? Why can't the body stand up straight?"

Yang Chen: "Because I feel that the way I am standing now is straight."

Looking at him, Liu Yuyang felt uncomfortable in his eyes, so he used his arm to straighten him forcibly.

Yang Chen continued, "I'm almost done. The doctor just asks me to go back and rest for two days."

Zhou Porridge saw that his condition was still not very good, so he said, "Why don't you stay in the hospital for two more days?"

Yang Chen: "No, I feel like I'm going to be assimilated if I stay here any longer!"

"The classmate in the ward next to me thought she was a nail, and knocked on the wall all night!"

"And I want to knock with her after listening to it! It's too scary!"

"Whoa, I had a really hard time last night."

While talking, Yang Chen's eyes were filled with tears.

Zhou Porridge patted him on the back, "Okay, okay, we'll get you back."

In the end, they took Yang Chen back by both sides like a prisoner.

After eating at noon and resting for a while, it's time to go to the afternoon class, and Yang Chen will definitely not be able to attend the afternoon class. After asking the counselor for leave, he just stayed on the bed.

As soon as Zhou Porridge and the others walked away, Yang Chen saw Sanhua running out directly. This smooth and fluid movement caught Yang Chen in a daze.

Only then did he know that the cat didn't stay in the nest as they had imagined.Only then did Yang Chen understand that it usually deliberately gets stuck waiting for them to come back!

Yang Chen angrily sent a message to Zhou Congee: "Zhou Congee! Your cat is so bad!"

Zhou Congee: "Doubt.JPG"

After Yang Chen talked about it, Zhou Porridge only said, "So it's so smart, so cute."

So, never try to reason with cat slaves.

In fact, Bai Ye didn't want to, he was just a little anxious, because now he felt that he was going in the wrong direction, and he found that with Zhou Porridge's brain, Zhou Porridge might never remember that he was the tiger back then.

Zhou Porridge's class in the afternoon was on the domestication method of mutated poultry. Zhou Porridge and the others had studied poultry production before.

But now that the poultry has mutated, I didn't expect that the degree of mutation would require re-domestication.

Zhou Porridge looked at the chunky old man above, and recognized the teacher who taught them poultry production before, named Wang Guoxue.

Wang Guoxue has a good temper and loves to joke with them. It can be said that he is the most favorite teacher of the students.

Wang Guoxue's teaching method is very straightforward. As soon as the class started, he put the question directly in front of everyone, "As you all know, the three types of poultry we raise the most are chickens, ducks and geese, and there are also some other poultry such as pigeons and quails."

"But now we only talk about chickens, ducks and geese. Except for chickens, mutated ducks and geese have abandoned their original lifestyles and chose to live directly on the water and build their nests in no fixed position."

"Some previous experimental studies have found that after they are lured ashore with food, they will not nest and reproduce on the shore."

"And this question, which is what we need to learn this semester, how to re-domesticate them."

Someone asked: "Teacher, will the school give us ducks?"

Wang Guoxue: "No, because most of the ducks have gone to the wild now, and we have to catch them ourselves."

"Next class, we'll learn how to catch ducks."

The author says:

The schedule and class content are edited by me, so I can't get to the bottom of it!

晚点改错字嗷！感谢在2022-02-1911:55:27-2022-02-2003:54:39期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦——

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!