Help, I don't want to farm

Chapter 137 The Big School Event

Aren't they pretty? ?

Then, Bai Ye received a one-minute voice message from Ms. Lu.

He directly long-pressed to convert her voice message into text, and then a big sentence appeared in their dialog box.

[Ms. Lu: You said it was because your boyfriend is very beautiful, and then you did a stupid thing for him to his suitor when you were unconscious?Oh my goodness!Being stupid for the sake of a beautiful boyfriend can be bragging, okay?They laugh at you just because they are jealous of you, you have to remember that you are invincible because you have a beautiful boyfriend...]

After Zhou Porridge yelled outside, after waiting for a few seconds, Bai Ye did not speak. He was startled, and put his ear on the door to listen carefully, and found that there was no sound of changing clothes inside. Panicked, he hurriedly asked again: "Brother Bai, are you in there?"

He also turned the handle of the toilet door with his hand, but found that it couldn't be opened, and it was locked inside.

"Porridge, I'm done."

Bai Ye carefully read all the things that Miss Lu sent him, and when he had a solid idea, he went to open the door.

Zhou Porridge was still on the door, and now he threw himself into Bai Ye's arms.

"What are you doing in there? You haven't been silent for so long, are you really shocked?"

Bai Ye walked out with his arms around his waist, and said, "It took me a while to change clothes."

Zhou Congee looked at him suspiciously: "You still wear two clothes for so long?"

Bai Ye lowered his head and glanced at him: "Congee Congee, there are three pieces of clothes."

"Three clothes can't last so long, are you doing bad things in it?"

Zhou Congee suddenly said with a flash of inspiration: "Could it be that you asked Brother Gu to help you delete the post?"

Bai Ye frowned slightly and asked, "What post?"

Zhou Congee said: "You don't know yet, the post that they said you became a cat is so cute, and the meme about playing basketball is also popular now, but you don't have to worry, new things will come out in two days , they forget."

"Anyway, bear with it for now, and don't visit forums during this period of time."

Bai Ye didn't say anything on his face, but he was already planning in his heart to let Gu Hanfeng delete everything that should be deleted for him.

After all, after giving him so much money, why should he do some work?

"I see."

"Not going to the playground, let's go."

While Zhou Congee was walking forward, Bai Ye took out his phone and sent a message to Gu Hanfeng.

Gu Hanfeng is currently in the office, sitting leisurely on a chair admiring his boyfriend's earnestness in playing games. When he received the news from Bai Ye, he looked down and almost sprayed water on the computer screen.

Fu Cheng opposite him put down his earphones and asked, "What's wrong?"

Gu Hanfeng put down the cup in his hand, pushed the gold-rimmed glasses on the bridge of his nose, and said with a smile: "Bo Ye asked me to delete the forum posts about him."

"Let me see what he did this time to become famous in the whole school."

Then he opened their school's forum with a happy heart, and he thought he had entered the wrong page with those words on the homepage.

【Bai Ye is so cute! !Who knows? ? 】

[Today is the victory of the cat teacher! 】

[Bai Ye and Zhou Congee are the best match, the best match in the world!Hurry up, cypress cat! 】

"Reasonable discussion, Bai Ye's evolutionary form is feline, cute is cute, but there is a serious problem with cats, are all cats snake men? I know that cats have barbs on their tongues and The tail can be played very fancy, but I am still concerned about whether he will be affected by the mating characteristics of felines!" hot;

In the previous post, Gu Hanfeng just felt that Kuai Baiye's cuteness made him a little physically uncomfortable, but in the later hot post, he really sprayed it all at once. What are these things? !

When Bai Ye and Zhou Porridge arrived at the stadium, there were already many people there.

All kinds of plants on the playground started to move under the guidance of the students from the Agricultural College. The sunflowers began to vibrate regularly, and they looked very similar, but there was no sunlight falling.

The pea pods in the middle also shot out one pea after another, but because they haven't found a way to control the peas to shoot only to one side, the moving peas directly accidentally injured a large number of people.

Minor injuries can't hurt the line of fire, and the peas will be smashed. How can this pain be as important as watching the piranhas and exploding potatoes in the middle?The potato with the sprouting tip flashing like a red warning light is really special!College students love this bite!

"Where's the explosive pepper? Why didn't I see the explosive pepper?"

"Is there that ugly thing that looks like a shoehorn face?"

"What kind of shoehorn? It's a melon, okay?"

"Yes, yes, anyway, it looks ugly, but it can sit on one's buttocks to death, why isn't it so powerful?"

"Where are the zombies? Where are the zombies? Why don't you move the animals in the hospital to replace them?"

When the onlookers pointed at the plants inside, the people from the Agricultural College ran over and shouted: "Get out of the way, get out of the way, the mushrooms are about to spray spores!"

As soon as the word "mushroom" came out, the people who couldn't be driven away just now scattered like birds and beasts.

It was just that there were too many people, the people in front wanted to leave, but the people behind wanted to come up, and finally the scene gradually became chaotic.

Liu Yuyang and the others didn't go up at first, but just found a seat with a good view in the high auditorium outside.

When Zhou Congee and Bai Ye came over, the people on the playground were still huddled together.

Liu Yuyang had sent them the location a long time ago, Zhou Porridge and the others did not go to the bottom to crowd people, but went directly to the top to find them.

"There are so many people, the filming hasn't started yet, right?"

Yang Chen said excitedly: "They're still checking things, and it's probably about to start."

After Zhou Porridge and Bai Ye came over, Bai Ye kept a cold face and kept paying attention to the movement around him. In the end, he found that he was ready, but the people around him didn't seem to want to say anything to him.

He finally relaxed a lot in his heart, and the temperature around him finally warmed up a bit.

The people around looked at each other and breathed a sigh of relief. They were all in their hearts. It scared me to death. Bai Ye finally stopped looking like he was going to kill someone!

When the crowd over there finally cleared a space for the shooting inside, several drones appeared in the sky, and a few white waterfowls were flying around them, sometimes using their beaks to Go peck, the drone flies crookedly and looks frightened.

Then, a few classmates with green fish head hoods also ran in from outside the playground.

Zhou Porridge looked at the very funny fish-headed man, and said in surprise: "The fish-headed man? Shouldn't it be a zombie?"

The students on the side also said, "You are also perfunctory, right? This style of painting doesn't match at all, okay?"

"It's so ugly!!"

"It's better to let me go!"

The scene was noisy again, and some people even ran over to snatch the headgear from the fish head man.

Zhou Porridge looked at the inexplicably excited crowd below and felt that something was wrong. Although everyone was quite noisy at ordinary times, they hadn't broken the rules to such an extent.

Bai Ye smelled a spicy smell coming from below. He frowned and said to Zhou Porridge, "It's the influence of mushrooms."

Zhou Congee immediately covered his mouth and nose with his hands, and stared at Bai Ye in horror.

Bai Ye comforted him and said, "It's okay, there are relatively few floating up, but the situation down below may not be very good."

The following situation is not only not very good, it is simply that a big chaos is about to break out.

Where no one noticed, the rows of spores under the canopy of the big purple mushrooms inside had gradually spread throughout the playground.

In the past, after the people at the Edible Fungi Research Center learned of their requirements, they immediately selected a mushroom that met their requirements from dozens of mushrooms in their hands.

Big—the umbrella cover is comparable to a washbasin, with many spores—so many that it can be sprayed out, non-toxic—it can be eaten, but it may cause a little excitement after eating, but it is not a big problem.

Then after confirming the species of mushrooms, I bred some for them, but it seems to be a little too much...

Li Hong from the Agricultural College looked at the crowd that was about to get out of control, and asked two people from the Edible Fungi Research Center beside him: "Didn't you say there is no poison?"

A man and a woman came from the Edible Mushroom Research Center, and the girl said innocently, "It's not poisonous, it can be eaten."

The boy said again: "It shouldn't be a big problem? It might be better if they are separated and ventilated. Originally, it affected people a little, but it was not serious."

Li Hong also has nothing to say now. He looked at the people below and found that there were a few people who were particularly excited. I went to the vegetable side, and the role of baby vegetables is the same as that of nuts.

When they were still a few meters away from the baby vegetables, Li Hongzheng wanted to ask someone to stop them, but saw that their movements suddenly twisted and their steps slowed down.

Their eyes turned purple, their nails began to grow and were also purple, and their feet plodded along.

"poisoned?"

"Why is it still poisonous!"

Zhou Porridge and Li Hong over there called out at the same time.

Bai Ye looked at the people below and said, "It doesn't look like the effect of poison."

People from the Edible Fungi Research Center also shouted: "Impossible? We have tested it!"

"Wait, I'll call and ask."

Seeing the weirdness on a few people, the rest started to back away in horror.

Once again, I saw the power of mushrooms!

Zhou Porridge watched a few people stick out their tongues again, which turned out to be purple too. When they got in front of Baby Cai, they hugged it and gnawed it.

The people who wanted to stop them didn't dare to touch them, so they could only watch them gnawing baby vegetables.

Zhou Porridge looked at the fish-headed men standing blankly on one side, and then at the zombie-like figures who were holding baby vegetables and eating happily, and began to suspect that this was not part of the arrangement of the Agricultural College. .

"These guys acted really well. They worked too hard. Where did the Agricultural College find them? They're too ruthless, really too ruthless."

Yang Chen called out first.

Liu Yuyang also boasted: "Wonderful, this plot is full of ups and downs. Who did the Agricultural College find to be the planner? Let Xue Tao learn from it."

Zhao Xuan: "I think this was an accident."

"Accident??"

Over there Li Hongzheng said to those two people: "Then what should we do now??"

"Wait, this mushroom is really not poisonous, it's just that some people feel differently about the spores. We may be ordinary hyperactive, but to them it may not be."

"Will it affect your body?" Li Hong also calmed down.

"No, we just need to wait for them to be metabolized." The man said with certainty.

Li Hong nodded, and said to the person on the other end of the walkie-talkie in a cold voice: "Start shooting directly, our zombies have already launched an attack!"

"Roger that!"

Zhou Porridge saw that the drone in the sky was also moving, he also nodded, relieved, it turned out that this is really an arranged link, so it's all right.

In the field of the Plant Protection Institute on the other side, Huang Shengyin is also leading people to shoot the enrollment video.

But their scene was too quiet, except for the people from their hospital and a few people from the Insect Association, there was basically no one else there.

Originally, there were quite a few people in the Insect Association, but because a large number of people in the Insect Association retired after the end of the world, there were not many.

In the past, all kinds of insects were relatively small in size, and they all looked pocket-sized and cute, but after they got bigger, the hideous mouthparts, the many pairs of legs, and the fat or twisted body really It is a bit of a test of the traditional aesthetics of human beings.

Huang Shengyin was putting a ladybug as big as a watermelon on Xiaobai's web, and now this round web with a diameter of nearly ten meters is full of various insects.

For example, big ants with transparent wings, beetles with upturned abdomens, beautiful praying mantises, giant colorful caterpillars that have not yet pupated, and so on.

Among them, the blue morpho butterflies occupy the largest area. They flutter their wings lightly. It looks like flowing and irregular wings are next to each other, and finally form a blue cloud.

After a girl puts the last noctuid on it, their landscape arrangement is officially over.

Huang Shengyin went to knock on a nearby tree, and Xiaobai fell down from the tree with a spider thread hanging from it. He picked up Xiaobai, and then put him on the spiderweb specially reserved for him. in a conspicuous position.

"Perfect."

Huang Shengyin and others stood a little further away and admired it. Everyone was very satisfied with this colorful insect platter.

"Nice, if only I could put my fluffy bee on it."

"There's no room, and my little cutie didn't even put it there."

"It's so beautiful, take a picture, take a picture."

After a short period of happiness, the scene gradually quieted down, and finally someone spoke from the bottom of his heart.

"It's so deserted..."

"I heard that the Agricultural College is very lively over there."

"I've also heard..."

"Why doesn't anyone come to see our filming?"

"I don't understand. Aren't they pretty enough?"

The author says:

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!

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