Help, I don't want to farm

rush.

After the entire gymnasium was extremely quiet, it exploded like a drop of water falling into a frying pan.

Someone exclaimed without paying attention: "Damn it, how did it fly so fat? It looks like a ball!"

"Play basketball, play basketball, play basketball??"

Some people are crazy, and they continue to doubt life.

"Awesome, one claw can catch a basketball!"

"Amazing is awesome, but playing basketball is outrageous, isn't it?"

"Isn't this just playing basketball? It's literally playing basketball! I support Bai Ye! This is real basketball!"

"Grass, is this the correct way to use basketball? Hehe, but it's not impossible to think about it. Come on, Liang Wen, you play basketball too!"

Some people who fear that the world will not be chaotic are already starting to boo.

"Liang Wen, you can't do it right? Don't give up, where's the new basketball? Is there anyone here to get a new basketball!"

"I'm going, I'm going!"

After being surprised for a short time, Liu Yuyang immediately understood the new rules of the game formulated by Sanhua. Seeing that the stupid big guys over there were still in shock after being messed up by Sanhua Mao, he said cheerfully: "Bai Ye Niu, let me see how they pick it up now."

The people at the moving hospital were also fooled by Bai Ye's genius.

When they saw that Sanhua was about to launch an attack, someone was still asking Chen Yichen: "Senior Brother Chen, if Senior Brother Bai scratches someone, does the injured person need to be vaccinated against rabies?"

Chen Yichen also said seriously at the time: "For insurance, let's call them, we don't have to charge them."

At that time, Jiang Yue almost couldn't hold back her laughter. She suppressed the corners of her mouth that wanted to rise crazily and said, "You guys better not let Bai Ye know, otherwise even porridge can't save you."

Then the second she finished speaking, Sanhua scratched the basketball to pieces!

At that moment, Chen Yichen's eyes widened, and the smile on Jiang Yue's face froze.

Guan Suisui's face was also cracked, and she shouted: "What the hell? Fuck, he will regret it! I swear! I swear!"

No regrets in the future, that's a matter of the future, and everyone doesn't know it yet, but now, creatures with eyes can see that the three-colored cat on the field is very excited at the moment.

That high raised tail and those unrecognizable steps, no matter how you look at it, it's arrogant.

Although it was shown for a while, it was picked up by Zhou Porridge, and Zhou Porridge was also frightened just now.

He hugged Sanhua and cursed: "You scared me to death!"

Sanhua was still in Zhou Porridge's arms, her eyes were still fixed on Liang Wen and the others who were opposite.

Zhou Congee forcibly turned his head, "What else are you looking at?"

Sanhua: "Meow—" Why hasn't he started yet?This is a war of dignity!

Zhou Porridge didn't understand, he sneered and said, "Brother Bai, you will be laughed at when you become a human, is there anyone who plays basketball like you?"

Sanhua is still quibbling: "Meow—" is playing basketball, according to the rules, it's his turn!

"Here comes the new basketball!" Suddenly, someone rushed in. It was the person who went outside to get a new basketball and came back.

The man put the new basketball in the center of the basketball court, then turned and ran.

When Zhou Porridge heard it, he raised his head to look at Liang Wen opposite him in surprise, and asked him with his eyes, do you really want to compare?

Seeing the appearance of the new basketball, the atmosphere on the scene has officially reached a climax.

"Liang Wen! Go! Destroy it!"

With the cheers, the pressure suddenly shifted to Liang Wen's side!

Liang Wen: "..."

He didn't understand why things suddenly became like this? ?

He has played basketball for so many years and has never seen such an outrageous thing. Is this really how to play basketball?

There was even a naive teammate who came up to him and asked him: "Captain, can you slap the basketball to pieces? Captain?"

"Captain, we won't lose, right? Don't! The people in the outer courtyard will definitely laugh at us."

"Yeah, why don't we let Dalong go? He's the strongest."

Dalong is the strongest player in their team, weighing 180 catties.

Others also felt that this suggestion was very reliable, and they all echoed it.

But now Liang Wen was going crazy with these stupid teammates of his own!Why did everyone suddenly accept this weird basketball game as a matter of course!

Does no one feel that something is not quite right? ?Don't they think that if they win a cat like this, they won't be ridiculed by the people in the outer courtyard? ?

"Shut up!"

Liang Wen's eyes started to spit fire, and he turned his head and shouted at them.

The others looked at him and fell silent.

There was bitterness in his heart, and now he was really stuck.

Looking at these stupid teammates, he thought about it for a while and planned to resist by himself. Then, Zhou Porridge saw that Liang Wen on the opposite side suddenly looked deathly, and even took a step towards him.

Sanhua was the first to get excited, but was hugged tightly by Zhou Porridge.

Liang Wen stood in front of Zhou Porridge. He was a little taller than Zhou Porridge at just over 1.8 meters, but his physique was much stronger than Zhou Porridge's.

Looking at his heavy face, Zhou Porridge was still a little flustered, but in the end he heard Liang Wen who was opposite him suddenly speak.

"I'm sorry about what happened yesterday."

"what?"

Zhou Porridge opened his mouth, and then said: "It's okay, there are a lot of people who confess to me anyway."

Although what he said was the truth, Liang Wen still felt that his heart had been shot by an arrow. He said slowly, "We thought it was a game of basketball, so we agreed to him, but we didn't expect it to be this kind of game." basketball."

Having said that, he paused for a moment, and then continued with difficulty: "So we are not ready..."

If he had known the way things were today he wouldn't have come at all?

Zhou Congee nodded. He felt that what Liang Wen said should be true, so he said to him first: "I see, let me solve it."

Then he said to the audience, "Be quiet, everyone, I have a few words to say."

Hearing Zhou Congee speak, the people above gradually became quiet, Yang Chen stretched his head and asked, "What is he going to say?"

Liu Yuyang: "I guess it's to protect Bai Ye's dignity."

The three-flowered cat in Zhou Congee's arms was still breathing fiercely at Liang Wen, but Zhou Congee was already opening his eyes and talking nonsense: "What happened today is like this. After Bai Ye became a cat today, he heard that classmate Liang The news that I confessed to me yesterday, I impulsively looked for him just now.

But his original intention was absolutely not to compete with him, but to frighten him. They knew that his mind was not working well after he became a cat. Now his goal has been achieved, so this matter is over. . "

Liu Yuyang laughed immediately after hearing this, "Hahaha, this reason..."

"Even I don't believe it!" Yang Chen continued.

But Zhou Porridge's original intention was not to let them believe it. His goal was to have a plausible reason, so he didn't care what other people discussed, and directly opened his mouth and made a big move.

"The Agricultural College seems to have put a lot of plants on the playground that are exactly the same as those in Plants vs. Zombies. Ah, I don't know if their functions are the same as those in the game."

Sure enough, many people above were distracted.

"What is Plants vs. Zombies?"

"You haven't even played Plants vs. Zombies? Did you have a childhood?"

Then some students from the Agricultural College also responded: "Is it starting today? I heard that they have been preparing for a long time. I have seen some of them before, and they are very interesting."

As the people from the Agricultural College left one after another, others were also driven away partly.

Zhou Porridge looked at the diehards who stayed behind and stared at him, he knew what they wanted to see, so he continued: "I seem to have seen Senior Brother Xu Hu and his wife go on a date in the back mountain just now."

"And holding hands!"

The remaining diehards: "!"

Seeing the backs of the rest of them running away, Zhou Porridge turned to Liang Wen and said, "OK."

Liang Wen thanked Zhou Porridge with a complicated expression, then turned and left.

After he led the people away, the people behind Chen Yichen also rushed up, and Jiang Yue was the fastest to run in front of Zhou Congee, and she said, "Zhou Congee, you are really amazing!!"

Zhou Porridge put the angry Sanhua on the ground, and after holding her for a while, his hands were sore.

"Why are you here?"

"Let's come over to watch Bai Ye's excitement, hahaha, he lost such a big man today, I wonder if he will have the face to face people in the future, hahaha!"

While talking, Jiang Yue let out a long series of cheerful laughter waiting to see a good show.

The three-flowered cat under Zhou Porridge looked at her seriously, and let out an unconvinced meow: "Meow!" I am the winner!That challenger he fled without a fight!

Jiang Yue: "Zhou Congee, look, it's still not convinced hahaha..."

Zhou Congee picked it up by the back of the neck speechlessly, "I'll take it home first."

Then he shouted to Liu Yuyang and the others who stayed in the auditorium above: "I'll go first, see you on the playground later."

Liu Yuyang: "Understood."

……

The College of Agriculture also put in a lot of effort to shoot the admissions video. For the perfect presentation of the effect, they even mustered up the courage to find people from the Edible Fungi Research Center to cooperate.

Originally they planned to use plants to make a theme of Plants vs. Zombies, but halfway through, they found that there seemed to be no mushrooms in their yard, and in order to achieve a higher degree of completion, a boyfriend in their yard was a graduate student at the Edible Fungi Research Center The junior girl stepped forward, and they got in touch with the guy over there.

The people at the Edible Mushroom Research Center were very talkative and agreed immediately. Today, the mushrooms they wanted finally grew, and the shooting plan could begin.

The thatch that was taller than a person on the playground has been pushed away by the school logistics, and now in the middle of the playground are pots of plants placed in the regular formation of Plants vs. Sunflowers, a neat row of pea shoots in the middle, large purple mushrooms, flytraps that look like piranhas, potatoes that can also explode, etc., and a row of baby vegetables with thick leaves in the front.

When Zhou Porridge received the on-site photo Liu Yuyang sent him in Bai Ye's dormitory, his eyes lit up immediately. He stood up and ran to knock on the toilet door, urging: "Brother Bai, are you dressed yet? We Shall we go to the playground too?"

Bai Ye was neatly dressed and standing in the innermost part of the toilet, looking at the phone with a stern face, watching the message asking him to wait, moved his fingers, and transferred another sum of money to the other party.

【Bai Ye: (Transfer 10000)】

[Bai Ye: Hurry up. 】

[Miss A Lu:!OK, boss!Give me 1 minute! 】

The author says:

Ms. Lu's way to get rich - to be a language teacher for a couple who are often humiliated and rich.

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!