Help, I don't want to farm

Xu Hu: "Why am I a wife?"

Zhou Porridge has also discovered now that in fact, people are not purely monogamous but polyandrous. If a female spider can afford it, it can even have multiple male spiders as a harem, whoever it wants to have children with. Cubs will have cubs with whomever.

Thinking about it this way, the status of the male spider seems to be even lower...

By the way, I don't know if this female spider has mated/mated with a male spider?If he didn't take it away, wouldn't it disrupt the family's baby plan?

He looked at the fallen spiders and felt worried, all of them were still alive, and he didn't know whether to return them to the spider lady.

Zhou Porridge tried to lift up the spider silk ball and wanted to hang it back, but he didn't expect the female spider on the tree to refuse.

It even thought that Zhou Porridge couldn't do anything to this male spider, and wanted to use its mouthparts to inject digestive juice into the body of other male spiders.

If he hadn't harvested it so fast, the poor male spider would have gone to heaven.

After some operations, Zhou Porridge was sure that they were really abandoned, so he had to tie them up one by one, and then dragged them together to find Qiao Mingzhi.

Qiao Mingzhi looked at the long strip behind Zhou Porridge and thought that he had stolen the prey stored by others. He asked, "How did you steal back the food stored by others?"

Zhou Porridge pulled up a ball of spider silk and handed it to him, saying, "It's not food, it's full of male spiders."

"Male spider?"

Qiao Mingzhi also went to take a look, and sure enough, he saw male spiders inside, all curled up pitifully.

"I don't know why it sent them to me? Send me as food reserve?"

Qiao Mingzhi thought for a while and said, "Maybe, anyway, animals are like this, and the way they like to share food is generally."

"However... It doesn't rule out that it thinks you can't find a partner and wants to share your husband with you."

After finishing speaking, he also said with emotion: "I just said that they have a good temper, and they don't believe it."

Looking at the six husbands of the female spider on the ground, Zhou Porridge didn't know what to say for a while, and finally repeated what he said to the female spider.

"Then it's really generous..."

After all, all six objects were given away!

"Come here, we have work to do!"

Qiao Mingzhi yelled over there, and then called the others over. When everyone was here, he immediately announced cheerfully: "Just now our Zhou Congee successfully got rid of the female spider's body through his beauty." Got six adult male spiders, let us thank him!"

After he finished speaking, Gu Yuan and Shao Wenkang immediately applauded vigorously.

Zhao Xuan's curious little eyes have already drifted to Zhou Porridge.

Qiao Mingzhi: "But this kind of male spiders that grow up on the female spiders are no longer necessary to breed. They have been corroded by the food sent to their mouths, and they are all waste spiders, so now we have to send them out. , today, let us give warmth to those single female spiders!"

Shao Wenkang and Gu Yuan suddenly said happily, "Okay, I saw a cute female spider who has been unable to find a partner, and now I can finally match it."

"You don't know, the spider I especially like is shot by other spiders every time when it just catches the target, now it's all right, I can directly distribute it!"

Zhou Congee: "Huh?"

After Qiao Mingzhi distributed one to each of them, he said cheerfully, "Let's go."

Zhou Porridge hugged a ball of spider silk and looked at Zhao Xuan. He looked down at the pair of cute eyes of the male spider (they have many pairs of eyes, but the middle pair is very big), and said to Zhao Xuan: "Walk?"

Zhao Xuan: "Let's go!"

As for the matter of sending warmth, the person who sent the warmth was very happy, and the female spider who received her husband was also very happy. As for the male spider who was pretending to be dead after seeing the female spider... I believe it should be very happy for the second marriage. happy.

Happy to everyone!

The last morning passed after Zhou Porridge found eight spider nests. It sounded like a small number, but in fact his efficiency was quite high.

It is inconvenient to move around in the woods, and walking around is extremely exhausting, and you have to wait and waste time to find a spider nest. If you are unlucky, you may not be able to find one in the morning.

When it was almost noon, they went out from the other side through the woods. When they were waiting to go out, they saw a narrow road outside with several cargo tricycles parked on it.

Zhou Porridge ran all morning and felt that he couldn't walk anymore, so he climbed up and sat down.

Apparently other people thought so too, so in the end they drove two tricycles back.

Zhou Porridge sat on the small chair in the back of the car basket, with the wind blowing, watching the mountains in the distance wrapped in wisps of mist.

The car drove directly to the cafeteria, because most of the people who work in the textile factory are the surrounding villagers.

So there are few people who come to the cafeteria to eat, and the place called the cafeteria is actually a small kitchen with a clean dam, and you can't order food, and what you eat depends on the chef's mood.

Liu Yuyang still arrived earlier than them, and today he also looked sluggish from exhaustion.

This time Zhou Porridge sat across from him with his sore legs, Zhao Xuan sat next to him, and Qiao Mingzhi and the others sat beside him.

Liu Yuyang stared blankly at the stack of pickles on the table, and said slowly and firmly, "I, I don't want to see rabbits in my life."

"Don't you eat rabbit meat?" Zhou Porridge asked.

Liu Yuyang shook his head fiercely, and said, "Is it OK for me to throw up everything related to rabbits now?"

As soon as he finished speaking, an old man came out of the kitchen and placed a stainless steel bowl as big as a washbasin in the middle of their table.

"Boys, braised rabbit meat is here! Be careful it's hot."

Steaming hot, spicy and tempting.

Liu Yuyang: "..."

Zhou Congee: "..."

Liu Yuyang: "Okay, except for braised rabbit meat."

Halfway through the meal, Deng Yan came over and told them that he would pick them up in the afternoon to take them to the textile factory. After listening, Liu Yuyang's mouth was still stained with the sauce of braised rabbit meat, so he agreed.

Now as long as he is not asked to feed rabbits, drive rabbits, and deliver rabbits to spiders, everything is fine.

Zhou Congee hesitated for a moment and asked, "What time do you go?"

Today Xu Hu made an appointment with him for a "heart-to-heart talk". If the time is too early, he can only talk to Xu Hu to change the time.

Deng Yan: "03:30 in the afternoon, are you busy?"

"That's fine." Hearing that it was 03:30 in the afternoon, Zhou Porridge also agreed directly.

He and Xu Hu made an appointment at 03:30 p.m., and [-]:[-] p.m. came in a hurry.

Deng Yan touched Zhou Porridge's head and said, "Then I will pick you up then."

Then when I went back at noon and everyone was taking a lunch break, Zhou Porridge stayed downstairs alone and called Xu Hu.

"Zhou porridge."

Xu Hu was only wearing a white vest, and sat on the bed with his strong arms showing faint red marks. The background was his bedroom.

Zhou Porridge found that the dense vines in his bedroom had disappeared, and it looked very clean and tidy.

"Zhou Congee, my life is so miserable, woo woo woo..."

"What's wrong?" Zhou Porridge looked at Xu Hu, and found that he was really sad, a big man's eyes were red.

"That vine turned into a man!"

"That's okay, right?"

"Actually, I can accept it becoming a man. Who makes it look beautiful, but..."

Xu Hu stopped with a look of embarrassment, but who can stand it now?Zhou Congee urged anxiously, "But what?"

"But why does it treat me as a wife? It shouldn't be. It was so virtuous before, so it's not scientific at all?"

"Hmm... Maybe it just became a human and doesn't quite understand the current situation." Zhou Congee thought for a while and said.

Xu Hu: "Then do you think if I teach it again, can it become the virtuous one before?"

Thinking about it, Zhou Porridge didn't feel right. He looked at Xu Hu with scorching eyes and asked, "Wait, please answer me a question first. How do you know that it regards you as its wife?"

Xu Hu froze, and his accent changed from scumbag to standard Mandarin.

"I'm sorry Zhou Congee, I have to go to the emergency room, I'll hang up first!"

Seeing Xu Hu's guilty look, Zhou Porridge knew he had guessed right, and he said to himself, "I don't know when that vine turned into a human form, so I guess it's too fast."

"It was yesterday."

A strange sound suddenly came from the ground behind him. Zhou Porridge was startled when he turned his head and didn't see anyone. Then he looked on the ground and saw Liu Yuyang squatting behind him.

"When did you come??"

"Just here."

Liu Yuyang said: "According to the information I got, that vine completely turned into a human yesterday. After becoming a human, it went to the school for a walk. Everyone in the school saw it and said that its appearance was amazing. .”

"What happened yesterday... isn't that what happened just now?"

Liu Yuyang smiled smugly: "Yesterday our forum was boiling all night, and they are still guessing when they will be able to confirm the relationship."

"Hey, I didn't expect that vine to be so fast."

Zhou Porridge didn't listen to him, he was thinking, he felt that their thoughts seemed a little taken for granted, this vine has just become a human, shouldn't it understand nothing?Even if you know it, you should just know how plants reproduce.

So what did it do to make Xu Hu think it was treating him as his wife?

After thinking about it, Zhou Porridge asked in a low voice.

Hearing Zhou Porridge's question, Liu Yuyang, who was squatting on the ground happily browsing the forum, also stood up. He stretched his waist and said, "You can ask Bai Ye and you will know. Isn't he a classmate with Senior Brother Xu?"

"Yes!"

Zhou Congee immediately started calling Bai Ye again, this time Bai Ye answered very quickly, it seems that he should be in the office.

"Brother Bai, I heard that Senior Brother Xu Hu's vines have turned into human forms!"

"He came to you to cry again?" Bai Ye asked with a smile.

"Yes, he said that the vine took him as his wife, what happened?"

In order to satisfy Zhou Congee's curiosity, Bai Ye started from the beginning.

"Because when Vine had a half-human form before, the teacher who studied Vine asked him to teach the basics of Vine, but he was lazy on this matter. After he taught Vine how to use a tablet to study, he didn't care about it."

"And then let it see some... things it shouldn't see."

The author says:

On the importance of clearing your search history.

Fat Ju died in the past, and the past is unbearable.

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!