Help, I don't want to farm

lady spider

After they confirmed their relationship, Zhou Porridge never concealed his feelings. Now that he found that he missed Bai Ye a little, he took out his mobile phone and started calling him as soon as he closed his notebook.

After dialing out, the other side rang for a long time but no one answered. Zhou Porridge looked at the time, and it was 03:30 in the afternoon. He estimated that he was doing an experiment. Just when he was about to hang up, he suddenly found Bai Ye's face appeared on the screen.

"porridge."

As soon as his voice came out, Liu Yuyang and Zhao Xuan paused their writing hands, and then they grabbed the notebook on the table and went outside.

Liu Yuyang muttered as he walked, "Tsk, what a stinky couple."

"You can also call your partner." Zhao Xuan put his arm on his shoulder, and the two went out together hooking up.

"But she told me to be fine and not to disturb her study."

"Then I don't know if I should say something..."

"Shut up if it's not a good word!"

Zhou Porridge currently occupies a table exclusively. After placing his mobile phone on the table and using a cup to fix the angle, he freed his hands.

He looked at Bai Ye who was still wearing a white lab coat and a mask, only showing cold eyebrows and eyes, and asked, "Are you still doing experiments? Hehe, I'm an official intern today, and I also ate delicious mulberries !"

"There is no experiment, we are also doing internships outside."

Zhou Congee asked strangely: "Are you going to the pet hospital?"

Anyway, their internship locations are generally the same, that is, they will have an extra pet hospital.

Bai Ye shook his head, then switched his phone camera.

"Well!"

Zhou Porridge uttered a surprised syllable. He looked at the busy nurses coming and going outside and the white and bright familiar place, and said in shock: "You are practicing in a hospital? Why are you practicing in a hospital? Now veterinarians are also Can you see a doctor? Are you practicing medicine without a license?"

Bai Ye turned the camera around, he yelled congee congee in a low voice, Zhou Congee immediately shut his mouth, and only stared at him with bright eyes.

"Porridge, I'm just here to help."

"Yesterday, a bird evolutionist was drunk and flew out in the middle of the night to fight with the raptors in the mountains. He lost and was rescued only this morning. The hospital found that half of his wing was broken and the other was pierced.

And he couldn't take it back, and the doctor here was not sure about his wings, so he came to ask us to help, not practicing medicine without a license. "

When it came to the end, Bai Ye's tone was helpless. Practicing medicine without a license is going to jail.

Just in front of him, a little nurse passed by, as if she had never seen Bai Ye speak, she kept staring at him stupidly, and kept looking back after walking past.

My God, it's going to rain red, and Dr. Bai can speak such a long paragraph with such a gentle tone, I must be dreaming!

She patted her forehead, making a red mark on her forehead.

"Then can't you treat people as well as animals?"

Bai Ye: "There may be a new branch of doctors in the future..."

"Doctor Bai, a patient with a broken claw has just been sent over there, please go and have a look."

Before he finished speaking, a nurse suddenly ran up beside him and said anxiously.

Zhou Congee said hastily: "Go and do your work, we'll talk about it tonight."

"Okay, I miss you today too."

Bai Ye hung up the phone, and Zhou Porridge looked at the screen that returned to the chat box, and said slowly: "It seems that I have lost, what's going on."

Liu Yuyang and Zhao Xuan finished their internship diary on the table where they ate outside. That big table has always been used for eating, and the material of the wood feels like it has been marinated by various liquids, but they don’t dislike it either, anyway. In the end, this is what was handed in.

After both of them finished writing, Liu Yuyang proposed to go fishing, but Zhao Xuan was lazy and didn't want to move.

Then Zhao Xuan proposed to play games, but Liu Yuyang didn't want to play games, so in the end they had no other choice, so the two compromised their opinions and planned to call Yang Chen for "trouble".

By the time Zhou Porridge came out, they had already proceeded to ask Yang Chen what it was like to work with Jiang Yu.

"Get along day and night—"

"Go in and out together—"

Yang Chen's hesitant voice came from the phone, "No, men and women live separately here too, okay?"

Zhou Porridge stood in the middle behind Liu Yuyang and Zhao Xuan, and also lowered his head to look at Yang Chen on the phone.

They probably went to a dairy farm. There was a big black and white cow behind Yang Chen. How big was it? It was so big that Yang Chen looked like a poor little chicken standing in front of it.

And now he was blushing from Liu Yuyang and the others' questioning, which made him look even more pitiful.

Liu Yuyang: "After having a wife, have you thought about us empty nesters?"

Zhao Xuan interrupted him and said, "This is a bit too much."

"Has it passed?"

"Well then, have you forgotten your dearest papas?"

"I didn't!" Yang Chen retorted, and then he yelled again, "Bah! I'm your father."

Zhou Porridge looked at Yang Chen who was about to explode, and said with a smile: "Be careful that Jiang Yu comes to trouble you, she is very powerful."

"Hahaha, in this way, Yang Chen really looks like a softie."

Liu Yuyang laughed indifferently, but Zhou Porridge and Zhao Xuan's expressions changed when they heard the word Ruanfan.

"Yang Chen!"

Zhou Congee called his name suddenly and seriously.

Looking at Zhou Porridge's dignified face, Yang Chen was startled.

"What, what's wrong?"

Zhou Congee: "You must never eat soft rice!"

Yang Chen: "Huh?"

"If you eat soft rice, you will be eaten!"

"what??"

……

Early the next morning, Zhou Porridge woke up still wrapped in a blanket. When he opened his eyes, there were faint dark circles under his eyes.

When Liu Yuyang went to the bathroom alone last night, he was once again frightened by the hairy stairs.

And now that he saw the spider, instead of fainting from fright, he was performing a tenor. Last night, he used his sufficient lung capacity to wake everyone up, and then insisted on being accompanied to the toilet , tossed for a while before falling asleep.

When he went to bed again after going to the toilet, he started acting like a demon again.

He insisted on sleeping with someone in his arms. When Zhou Porridge heard about it, he wrapped himself in a quilt into a pupa. Then he had no choice but to beg Zhao Xuan, and Zhao Xuan was unwilling.

But who knows that Liu Yuyang even brought up the friendship that he risked his life to answer when he was a freshman, so Zhao Xuan compromised, but it is impossible to sleep with him in his arms, and at most he can only share one arm with him.

Zhou Porridge sat up and yawned first, then pushed Liu Yuyang, who was still hugging Zhao Xuan's arm desperately, and got out of bed first after waking them both up.

When he was squatting on the edge of the dam and brushing his teeth looking at the round dewdrops on the grass, Liu Yuyang came over with a toothbrush in his mouth and two glasses of water.

The three squatted neatly in a row again, as quiet as three speechless potatoes.

Until Zhou Porridge watched Liu Yuyang pick up a cup to feed Zhao Xuan with water and ask him to rinse his mouth, he swallowed the toothpaste froth in his mouth in one gulp.

"You, you..."

All of a sudden, Zhou Porridge had mixed feelings in his heart, and my brother turned out to be a scumbag?what to do? ?Do I need to break up with them?

In the end, he still couldn't stand the moral condemnation, and asked directly: "Are you worthy of your object like this?"

Zhao Xuan had a completely dead face, and Liu Yuyang was shocked: "What's wrong with us? What are you thinking! I'm going to marry my girlfriend! It's because his arm is numb from my hugging that I have no strength. Help him! Don't talk nonsense!"

Zhou Porridge breathed a sigh of relief, and shouted, "You should have said this earlier!"

Liu Yuyang: "How do I know your thoughts are so dirty!"

Although the scumbag alarm was cleared, when it was time for breakfast, Zhou Congee was once again scorched to the eye.

Because of the noodles he ate this morning, and Zhao Xuan happened to have weakness in his right hand, so he could only watch Liu Yuyang eagerly feed Zhao Xuan, who still had a dead fish face.

In the end, he really couldn't stand it anymore, changed his clothes and went outside to wait, and then Qiao Mingzhi also touched him.

He pulled Zhou Congee aside and asked in a low voice, "What's the matter with them? Although I don't discriminate against homosexuals, it's too much for them to feed them, right?"

Zhou Porridge turned to look at the strange movements of Zhao Xuan and Liu Yuyang, and said calmly, "Do you feel love when you look at them?"

Qiao Mingzhi shook his head honestly.

"Look again, what do you think they look like?"

"Like an old father who has been paralyzed for a long time and has a bad temper and his filial son who works hard."

Zhou Porridge patted him on the shoulder and said appreciatively, "Congratulations, you got the answer right."

Fortunately, after the meal, Zhao Xuan's arm was much better. Waiting for him to change his clothes, Qiao Mingzhi took them to the mulberry forest again.

"Today's main task is to collect spider silk. Yesterday I told you what kind of spider silk can be collected, so today I will let you experience it for yourself."

When he reached the edge of the mulberry forest, Qiao Mingzhi searched through the grass with his buttocks pouted, and finally found a few long bamboo poles from inside.

After each person shared a bamboo pole, Zhou Porridge saw that there was still a ball of cotton tied to one end of the bamboo pole.

After Qiao Mingzhi wet the cotton on each bamboo pole with the liquid for collecting spider silk, he said: "After entering, if you see an abandoned spider nest, you can use this to break the spider silk that fixes the spider nest and let it fall off. In the future, you don’t need to take it away, but it’s time to pick it up together.”

"Okay, let's go in."

Qiao Mingzhi first found a spider's nest, and he said: "There is another method of preliminary judgment, which is to observe whether there are spider silk balls to preserve food next to the spider's nest. If there are such spider silk balls around, It proves that there are spiders living in this spider nest."

"If not, you can pull the warning spider web."

"I'll try this first. If no spider comes back for more than 10 minutes, we can collect."

But they were not lucky, after waiting for a few minutes, a large spider appeared in the tree.

When he saw the spider come back, he was still a little angry, but after Qiao Mingzhi touched its body a few times, it became visibly happy and circled around him a few times.

"The main steps are like this, go and try."

Zhou Porridge saw a spider's nest that felt old after a lot of wind, frost, rain and snow, and he went straight to it.

As a result, when he got to the bottom of the tree, he saw several round clusters of spider silk hidden in the place covered by the tree crown.

"Failed."

Zhou Porridge was thinking about changing a place, but within a few steps, something fell from the tree, and he turned around and looked down.

A pair of round eyes like big glass beads met his gaze.

Why is the Qiaoniang spider in its own silk?

Seeing how it was struggling, he was wondering whether to help it, when another big spider suddenly appeared from the tree with a squeak.

After it appeared, the spider on the ground immediately pretended to be dead.

Zhou Porridge also understood now, he pointed to the one on the ground, and asked the spider on the tree: "Is this your husband?"

The spider's brain volume is still relatively small, and I don't know how the female spider understood it. It just climbed up and let down the other spider silk balls on the tree.

They all fell to the ground. Zhou Porridge looked in through the unsealed part of the spider silk ball, saw the pairs of spider eyes, and found that they were all male spiders!

Zhou Congee, who suddenly gained six husbands, was in a daze for a while, opened his mouth a few times, and finally said, "Thank you for your generosity, Ms. Spider."

The author says:

Ms. Spider: "My useless husband sent you off."

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!