Help, I don't want to farm

So what?No one touched it.

When the whole school was boiling over the incident of Xu Hu's wife's transformation, Zhou Porridge, as the No. 1 person persecuted by Xu Hu's Xianglin's wife, had already figured out what Xu Hu was thinking.

"So you still like it now, but you still can't accept the fact that it will become a man?"

Zhou Porridge looked at the dripping Xu Hu and asked.

Xu Hu remained silent, he knew that he was a little greedy, isn't it normal that he can't accept it for a while after being a straight man for so long?

"Brother, how beautiful is that vine of yours?"

Before he could speak, the mermaid next to him spoke first. While speaking, the gills behind her ears were still slowly opening and closing.

"If you don't like it, can I chase it? It doesn't matter if it's a man or a woman, I can do it!"

"No!" Xu Hu hastily refused.

Hearing her words, Zhou Porridge couldn't help but look at the mermaid's face, which wasn't particularly pretty.

But it is very special, the lines of her face are very soft, she is the kind of girl who can think of clear water just by looking at her face.

When she was moistening the scales in Peach Lake just now, she picked up Xu Hu who was sad alone at the bottom of the water, and then sent it back to Zhou Porridge and the others.

After sending it back, she still didn't leave, she sat on the meadow made of reeds with her tail flicked and looked curiously at Zhou Porridge and Bai Ye.

Her tail is livid and fleshy.

Originally, Zhou Porridge didn't recognize her breed, but it was after Bai Ye mentioned a grouper in his ear that he recognized it;

Grouper's flesh is very firm and tender, no wonder he couldn't help swallowing when he saw her tail for the first time.

"why?"

The girl was still a little puzzled, since she didn't like it, why didn't she let her go? Could it be that she was hanging on to her when there was no better option?

Thinking of this, the girl's blue-gray pupils also dimly looked at Xu Hu, this person wants to be a scumbag?

Xu Hu: "If you can't do it, you can't do it!"

"What's the difference between your behavior and occupying the latrine and not shitting?"

"It's not a latrine, have you seen such a beautiful latrine?"

"Then why don't you like it!"

Xu Hu became angry from embarrassment, he stood up abruptly, squeezed his fists, turned and left.

Everyone watched him leave, and now his drenched short sleeves were all attached to his sexy and muscular body. His back was thick, his abdominal muscles and chest muscles were clearly visible, and his chest muscles were particularly eye-catching and full.

Zhou Porridge turned to the classmate and asked, "Is it big?"

Although he didn't say what it was specifically, the classmate still understood, and she replied with one word: "Big."

"Like it?"

"like."

"Then don't think about it, that vine likes it too."

She was silent for a while, and only sighed softly: "Oh, I understand."

After she finished speaking, she jumped into Peach Lake and disappeared with a plop.

"Who jumped in? Peach Lake is forbidden to swim!!"

Then the next second, Zhou Congee was caught by the security guards of their school. He saw that he was an old acquaintance. It was the big security guard who insisted on jumping off the tree despite his dissuasion.

"Brother Security, I don't swim." Zhou Congee said innocently, raising his hands.

After seeing Zhou Porridge's white and tender face clearly, the eldest brother directly pulled his companion back a step, then turned and left.

As he walked, he said to his companion, "Let's go, let's just pretend we didn't see anything."

"What's wrong? Who is he? The headmaster's son?"

"It's scarier than the principal's son. If you meet him in the future, just run away. Don't blame me for not reminding you."

Zhou Congee: "Brother, why did you leave? Brother Security?"

Seeing the backs of those two people getting into the patrol car and running away, and the attitude of pretending nothing happened, Zhou Conge turned to Bai Ye and asked, "Am I that scary?"

Bai Ye looked at Zhou Porridge's cute face who was distressed but secretly proud, and when he was about to speak, Zhou Porridge answered by himself.

He said: "Since they think I'm so scary, then I have to do something scary to prove it myself? Look at my nine-yin white bone claws."

He stretched out a hand and put it on Bai Ye's chest muscles.

Bai Ye: "..."

Zhou Porridge squeezed it quickly, and it felt really good in the hand, warm and elastic, and he blushed and muttered: "No wonder that vine likes it so much, it's really easy to touch."

Bai Ye grabbed Zhou Porridge's wrist, and Zhou Porridge looked at him confidently, "Why, can't I touch my things?"

Bai Ye said helplessly, "Congee Congee, someone is here."

Zhou Porridge quickly withdrew his hand, turned his head in a panic, and sure enough, he saw a teacher behind him leading a whole class of students to class on campus.

The teacher who took the lead still had a little bee hanging on his waist, and the three words "no eyes" were written all over his face. All the male students were excited, and they just said that it was so big to play?The emotions on the faces of the female students are more complex and changeable, most of them are shy, excited, entangled and hate iron for nothing.

Zhou Congee's face was dull, he had already lost his soul.

He was dead, but Bai Ye was still alive. Bai Ye took his hand and stood on the lawn next to him, making way for them.

The people in the class still went to class, "Students, come and take a look at this leaf, can anyone tell me what kind of disease it is?"

"Uh..." Zhou Porridge didn't know the rest of the matter, he only remembered that after he was sent back to the dormitory by Bai Ye, he had a few pleasantries with Yang Chen and the others, and then he climbed into bed and went to sleep.

Waking up the next day, Zhou Porridge opened his eyes and saw the bright dormitory. Their dormitory is facing the sun, and the sun can shine on the balcony.

The little snake rubbed against his arm, and two lizards with newborn slender tails on the ceiling were sticking out their tongues. The world was beautiful. Sure enough, that incident was his nightmare.

Zhou Porridge sat up.

Yang Chen was stuffing a cake roll in his mouth, he stared blankly at Zhou Congee's face that sees through the world, and asked Liu Yuyang: "What's wrong with Congee Congee, he wants to open his mind and plan to become a monk?"

Liu Yuyang knew everything, he smiled softly and said, "I can make him re-enter the world of mortals with just one word now, do you believe it?"

"Ok?"

Liu Yuyang walked to Zhou Conge's bed, and then asked, "Congee Congee, what does Bai Ye's chest muscles feel like?"

As if some magical switch was pressed, Zhou Congee disappeared, and a long blue caterpillar suddenly appeared on his bed!

Yang Chen looked surprised: "What did you say? Why did he react so strongly?"

Liu Yuyang: "Is it fun? Hey, I won't tell you."

"You tease him again, be careful that he blows his hair."

Zhao Xuan was also playing games early in the morning. He had just blown up the base on the opposite side, so he took off the earphones and said, regardless of how the cold Yujie voice in the earphones was praising him.

"Don't talk, don't talk, Zhou Porridge, come down, I was wrong, I shouldn't be joking with you, can I bring you a week's meal?"

On the bed, Zhou Porridge was typing on his mobile phone with a "fierce look" in his eyes under the quilt.

He first sent a message to Bai Ye, asking him to help find the contact information of the previous swimsuit shop's shopping guide.

Bai Ye didn't ask why, and within half an hour, he sent that person's contact information to Zhou Congee's phone.

Zhou Porridge looked at the cute dolphin portrait on the business card that Bai Ye pushed over, and directly clicked on Apply to add friends.

In 2 minutes, after passing by the other side, Zhou Porridge directly sent, "Hi, there is something I would like to ask for your help."

"[Transfer 5000]"

The other party originally sent a question mark, but quickly withdrew it after seeing the transfer, and then went directly to work.

Ms. A Lu: "Okay sir, what do I need to do?"

Zhou Congee: "Something happened to me, and now I am being ridiculed by everyone. Please teach me, what can I say to save face, and then I can seriously hurt the people who laughed at me?"

Ms. A Lu: "Analyze the specific matter in detail. May I ask what the matter is?"

Zhou Congee: "I touched my boyfriend's chest muscles on the road, and was seen by many people, and now everyone around me knows."

Ms. A Lu: "It's a small matter, in this case, you just need to turn your back on the customer."

Zhou Congee: "[Transfer 5000]"

"How to do it?"

Ms. A Lu: "If someone asks you that, you can say..."

Zhou Porridge recorded every word that unfathomable Miss Lu said in a note on his mobile phone. After an afternoon of studying, after he had read it well and recited the whole text, he was reborn from the ashes.

At six o'clock in the evening, Liu Yuyang knocked on Zhou Congee's bed again, "Congee Congee, are you still awake? There is a class meeting tonight, and Lao Zhou wants to tell us about the internship."

Zhou Porridge got off the bed in high spirits, his eyes were bright, and there was a smile on his mouth, he looked a bit like a goblin full of energy.

Yang Chen looked at Zhou Porridge who was completely different in fear, and asked Liu Yuyang, "What should I do? Zhou Porridge was so angry that he lost his mind!!"

Liu Yuyang didn't believe it, Zhou Congee couldn't do this, he said, "No way."

But when Zhou Congee suddenly began to dress up quietly, Liu Yuyang also started to panic, and he hurriedly asked: "Congee Congee, are you going on a date after the class meeting?"

Zhou Congee frowned, and replied happily, "No."

"Oh……"

Yang Chen frantically tugged at Liu Yuyang's sleeves, and kept shouting like he couldn't stop, "It's over, it's over..."

"Are you ready? Let's go."

Zhao Xuan followed Zhou Porridge out without feeling anything, and Liu Yuyang and Yang Chen took their things to the door and followed them out.

On the way to the classroom, Zhou Porridge faced all those gossiping people who called a Buddha to block and kill the Buddha, and a god to block and kill the god.

A male classmate pretended to pass by Zhou Porridge casually, and casually said, "Oh, I haven't touched my chest muscles yet, and I don't know what it feels like."

When Zhou Porridge heard it, he said louder than him casually: "So you don't have chest muscles? No wonder."

The tone is also extremely regrettable.

Then the effect was very obvious, everyone looked at that classmate...'s chest, um, it's really flat.

Under the watchful eyes of many people, the male student couldn't bear it for a while, so he covered his face and ran away.

Weekly porridge, Firstblood.

After a while, another female classmate came up, she looked soft and weak, and she spoke softly with a knife.

"Zhou Congee, how about a date by the Peach Lake? Hehe."

Zhou Congee looked at her distressedly, and said, "Didn't you go on a date there? Your boyfriend doesn't seem to be doing his job properly."

girl:"?"

Thanks for the reminder, what's wrong with me being a single dog? ?

Weekly porridge, Doublekill.

Liu Yuyang seemed to see the golden level 9999 logo above Zhou Porridge's head, and he sighed: "What a terrible fighting power."

Yang Chen trembled: "It's scary, Xiaoyu! Xiaoyu! Where are you? I miss you so much."

When he got to the classroom, he didn't know what happened on the road. When he arrived, he was directly stopped at the door by a boy in their class who loves fitness.

His figure is not tall, because he loves fitness, so his body is full of bulging muscles. To be honest, because there are too many muscles, he doesn't look so beautiful.

He showed his figure in front of Zhou Congee, Zhou Congee squinted his eyes and looked at him calmly.

Another one.

Sure enough, after showing off, he encouraged his pectoral muscles and asked Zhou Congee, "Zhou Congee, are Bai Ye's pectoral muscles as big as mine?"

Zhou Congee is full of combat power now, and even has Ms. Lu's mouth addiction that increases her attack power when she speaks.

"So what if it's big? No one touches it, so pitiful—"

Oh--

Everyone in the class took a step back, looking in horror at the expression on the student who was about to vomit blood.

Only Zhou Porridge sighed contentedly in his heart, so is this the feeling of being able to talk?So cool!

The author says:

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!