Help, I don't want to farm

Water knows when fish cry, but who knows when I cry?

The girl was sitting on the shore, and a bunch of girls were surrounding her to ask her well, it seemed that there was no need for porridge.

Zhou Porridge considered the current situation in his mind, then kicked his feet against the edge of the pool and floated out of the water on his back.

He realized that he seemed to be wrong, he actually had a stereotype of a person based on a superficial impression, and he didn't think carefully about Liu Haiyang's explanation as nonsense, thinking that he had lost his mind.

How could he make a decision without going through an investigation? He is still too superficial.

Who knew that what Liu Haiyang said about the mermaid in the lake was actually true?

Who would have known that the casual question of whether the mermaid is a grass carp or a crucian carp that those people joined in the fun really came true?

Who would know that mermaids are not fish but human?

Looking at the blue sky and the fluffy and soft white clouds floating in the sky like cotton candy, Zhou Porridge felt the water wrapping him gently behind his back, and there was only one thought in his heart, I am really still too young... …

Because their match was interrupted by a sudden mermaid incident, Yang Chen and the others stopped, stood in the water, watched Zhou Porridge lying flat on the water with a face thinking about life, and joined in one after another.

Soon, there were four people lying on their backs in the pool.

Zhou Porridge and Zhao Xuan are equally white, but Zhou Porridge is a natural and healthy white, Zhao Xuan is purely white from not going out, Yang Chen is a light wheat color, and Liu Yuyang's complexion is slightly darker.

"What Liu Haiyang said is true, I blamed him wrongly."

After lying down for a while, Zhou Porridge's lazy voice sounded.

Yang Chen also felt that this posture was very comfortable, and his tone of voice was also slow, "What is true?"

"There are really mermaids in our school."

"Oh, what kind of fish is that?"

Zhou Porridge swiped the water with both hands and said, "She's a crucian carp."

Yang Chen stood up suddenly, "Really?"

"The classmate who drowned just now is a mermaid. If you don't believe me, go and see for yourself." Zhou Congee was already surprised, and he said very calmly.

In an instant, everyone around him disappeared.

Within 2 minutes, Zhou Porridge heard Yang Chen yelling from over there.

"It's really a crucian carp, why??"

"Is the direction of evolution such that fish also drown?"

"Fish will not acclimatize to the water and soil??"

After 10 minutes, Liu Yuyang returned to Zhou Congee with the cause and effect, and told the complete story.

"That girl's evolution is very high, her legs can become a complete fish tail. It was cold before, and she felt fine. Later, the weather became hotter and hotter, and she felt that the scales on her body were about to dry out, so she was covered with peaches. The idea of ​​the lake is to find a chance to moisten the scales."

"One day the moon and the stars were scarce, it was a very good weather, and because of the good weather, she was not the only one who wanted to act on that day, and Liu Haiyang just chose that day."

"The two met so unexpectedly."

Zhou Porridge opened his eyes wide; "What is an unexpected encounter?"

Is there still love? ?

"It was some artistic beautification, and the result was that the two met just like that. Liu Haiyang fell from the tree in fright because he found her, and the female classmate couldn't wear swimming trunks because she turned into a fishtail. I slapped his tail to try to knock him out, but because of his lack of strength, Liu Haiyang didn't get knocked out."

"I don't even know who to say is worse."

Liu Yuyang said casually: "I heard that Liu Haiyang has been looking for the mermaid, but he couldn't find it. He thought he was warned by the fish god when he went to catch the six-legged gray fish in the lake, and he restrained himself a lot now."

Zhou Congee: "Then he is a blessing in disguise. If he is like before, sooner or later I will have Bai Ye beat him up."

"uh-huh."

After the appearance of this mermaid, Liu Haiyang has now completely washed away his mental retardation label in everyone's minds, and even received comfort from time to time when others told him that he was scared by the mermaid and broke his leg.

And I don't know if he realized it by himself, or if he was warned by someone, but now he has suddenly restrained himself a lot, and he has recovered part of the reputation lost by profiteers.

Zhou Congee was very pleased.

After a few more swimming lessons, Zhou Porridge suddenly realized in the last swimming lesson that it seemed that the shuddering coldness of going into the water was no longer there. Only then did he suddenly realize that the smell of summer had grown stronger.

In just over a month, the school's lotus regained its territory and propped up green discs one after another on the lake, and the school's frogs also rang out several ensembles at night.

His teacher was finally willing to abandon the melon skin shape with thick hair and replaced it with a short cut. Before, his bald head looked like a dark club.

But now this crop size is not too bad, he has become a big brother who has just been released from prison.

With the help of Yang Chen and Jiang Yu, Liu Haiyang's online shop still enjoys a lot of popularity online, and he is already thinking about opening a nursery by himself.

In the early morning of the last Sunday in May, when it was just dawn, Bai Ye's Sanhua was almost pushed out of bed by Zhou Porridge's arm again.

In winter, he still enjoys the good treatment of sleeping next to Zhou Porridge, but it has only been a while since he has been despised like this.

Just as he was thinking about whether to go to sleep on the other side of the porridge wall, the little snake coiled on the railing beside the bed suddenly hissed twice.

"Meow!"

Sanhua scratched Zhou Congee's bed sheet in dissatisfaction, and then went to arch Zhou Congee's chin.

Zhou Porridge scratched its fluffy neck in a daze, and said, "Did you fall again? Sleep inside."

Seeing the two red lizard eggs next to Zhou Congee's pillow move again, Sanhua hurriedly pushed Zhou Congee again.

"what happened?"

Under Sanhua's relentless harassment, Zhou Porridge finally opened his eyes, and a red lizard just popped out of its shell with a head.

Zhou Porridge met its black eyes, and he cried out in the next second.

"The egg has hatched!"

After he was sure that the little life in the egg was still alive and developing, Zhou Porridge never touched them again. After waiting for so long, he finally waited for this moment, and he sat up directly.

The birth of life is always exciting.

Zhou Porridge excitedly went down to look for pots and paper, and the noise woke up both Liu Yuyang and Zhao Xuan.

Sanhua's yellow eyes looked dangerously at the two eggs that were about to break their shells, and he thought maybe it would be better to swallow them in one gulp now.

Little snake: "Hiss." Reserve food?

Sanhua: "Meow." No, they are the same as you.

The little snake didn't understand, it writhed on the bed and turned its body into a question mark.

"The thief came in??"

Yang Chen was the last to wake up, and when he woke up, he was still screaming loudly.

After he sat up, he realized that the others had all got up, surrounded by a plastic box with two eggs in it.

One of them has been broken, and a small lizard has crawled out half of its body.

After Yang Chen saw clearly, he hurriedly got up from the bed, and squeezed to Zhou Porridge's side after getting off.

Zhou Porridge looked anxiously at the little lizard that had stopped moving halfway through the climb, and he wished he could help it crawl out.

After waiting for several minutes, when he wanted to find out how to artificially help the lizard break its shell, the little lizard finally crawled out of the eggshell in one go.

Everyone present fell silent the moment they saw its full view.

It looks like a lizard, but it doesn't have a tail.

Even if Zhou Porridge hatched it himself, he couldn't boast a word at this moment.

Zhou Congee asked suspiciously, "Is it deformed?"

"Maybe." Liu Yuyang was not sure.

"They are a new species of lizard!" Only Yang Chen said excitedly.

Twenty minutes later, another lizard from the eggshell came out. Zhou Porridge looked at the ugly lizard without a tail, and after making sure that they were all alive, he picked up the box expressionlessly and went to Xue Tao's dormitory.

The little snake raised its head: "Hiss, hiss." The food reserve was gone.

Sanhua is now in a happy mood, and she happily said to the little snake: "Meow——" Now they are different from you, you find a chance to eat them!

It was impossible to eat it, because on the third day after sending the lizard away, Zhou Porridge drank a small tail that had just grown out of the lizard from his water glass.

He was disgusted and moved, and finally chose to scold Xue Tao.

At the beginning of June, when Zhou Porridge's internship location was finally determined, Xu Hu's Vine Wife, who was concerned by the whole school, finally made significant progress again—it could become half-human.

Why is it half?Because it is a strange form with countless vines on the lower body and a human shape on the top.

When he first transformed into a human form, Xu Hu felt happy and painful at the same time.

Happily, his wife's human form lived up to his expectations and she was extremely beautiful, although she didn't bear any resemblance to that female star.

But that appearance is also the kind of thick-faced beauty that hits his heart, it is completely changed according to his aesthetics, there is nothing he doesn't like.

Painfully, since true beauty is indistinguishable from male and female, even if his wife were half-human, he wouldn't be entirely sure it was male or female.

After Xu Hu carefully arranged the ignorant newborn vines, he went to find Zhou Congee with two bottles of Erguotou, and directly transformed into a new generation of Xianglin's wife.

Holding Erguotou in front of Zhou Congee, he took two mouthfuls of Erguotou, and then cried directly: "I just thought it could become a human, but I never thought it could become so beautiful, I raised it as my wife so Long……"

Zhou Congee interrupted his crying when he heard half of it: "Could it be that it has raised you as a wife for so long?"

Wash clothes and cover quilts for Xu Hu every day, and even feed him fried chicken when he is playing games.

Xu Hu couldn't listen to anything now, he cried alone: ​​"It's so beautiful, if it becomes a man, how can I let it go? I used to be so close to having a beautiful wife... Then Recently, I am not reconciled, I am not reconciled! Why? Why do you say..."

As he spoke, he even wanted to wipe his tears on Zhou Congee's body, but Bai Ye next to him couldn't help it, and finally dragged him and threw him into the peach lake next to him.

"puff--"

A dull sound came, and Xu Hu opened his eyes sadly in the water and looked at the muddy lake water. At this moment, he finally felt empathy for that once very popular and extremely non-mainstream sentence.

"Water knows when a fish cries, but who knows when I cry? 【1】"

The author says:

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!