Help, I don't want to farm

Chapter 106 I Didn't Come To Study, I Came To Jail

When he saw that the tombstone of the Lucky Koi still had more than 300 sales, Zhou Porridge already wondered if he could not keep up with the times.

"A pinch of Elvis Presley's cat hair can still sell for ten yuan? Isn't it free shipping??"

Suddenly, Liu Yuyang turned over something strange and cried out.

Zhou Congee: "What kind of cat is Elvis Presley?"

"Oh, it turned out to be running fast." Liu Yuyang scrolled through the detailed introduction again, and then saw the photo of running fast.

I don't know if the photo is from P, or the photography skills are good. I really took a picture of a cat with the temperament of a big boss.

Whether it's fighting a squirrel or scolding a mynah, the little boy is quite vicious, especially the kind of look that runs fast and dismisses humans is also quite well displayed.

After Zhao Xuan had finished his breakfast, he was now sober and joined their discussion, "What's the use of a fast-running Mao?"

Liu Yuyang: "Wait, let me take a look first."

"The cat at home doesn't like to eat? The cat at home doesn't care about people? The cat at home is cheap? The cat at home... Elvis' fur can solve all problems. Take out the hair and put it in the palm of your hand to use it on the cat, which can play a certain role in management lessons, the first three times are guaranteed to be effective, and the effect will gradually weaken and finally disappear.”

"They even took advantage of running fast!"

Zhou Porridge has a good relationship with running fast, and he feels that running fast may be at a disadvantage in this matter.

"That's right, why didn't we think of it before!" Yang Chen also said indignantly.

Zhou Congee not only condemned him with his mouth, he also opened the Taobao store and started looking for customer service.

"Here? What's the matter with the fast-running fur? Did you go to shear it and sell it?"

Big Buffalo: "Do you know Fast Running? It turned out to be an alumnus. Why would we cut Fast Running casually? We signed a formal contract with Fast Running."

Sure enough, the customer service buffalo sent a picture to Zhou Congee, which showed the agreement signed by Run Kuai and a person.

On it is written how much cat hair is provided for them by running fast, and then how many cans are provided by humans, and there are paw prints of running fast below.

Since Rhubarb started working for their schoolmates in this way, they have often hired other animals in the school to help them. Last year, I heard that they used a sheep to let the squirrels help them pick pine cones from the tree.

"OK."

Zhou Congee took a closer look, and after confirming that it was their school's employment template, he felt relieved.Although it runs fast and strong, it is still superior to human beings in terms of tricks.

"Okay, dear, do you have any questions?"

Zhou Congee suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and asked again: "Is your boss called Liu Haiyang?"

Big buffalo: "Dear, I didn't expect you to know our boss? Our boss is indeed Liu Haiyang."

Zhou Congee: Can you stop talking to me with that name and this tone? "Big buffalo: "No, dear, mua—"

Now that he was sure that Liu Haiyang had done it, he didn't want to chat with the customer service anymore. The big buffalo acted like a baby, and ordinary people really couldn't bear it.

Yang Chen: "Damn it, they really put their tongues up for sale. They really sold a pot for 100 yuan."

"Didn't you go out with them today? You still don't believe them?" Liu Yuyang looked at him dangerously. He didn't know if those flower sellers made money, so he thought they could make money too?

"Because when I saw that the number one seller in this company was Survival in the Wild, how can I not starve myself to death, I knew our opportunity had come."

Yang Chen was very confident, "After all, we are also professional in animals."

"What do you think you can write?"

"Heh, postpartum care for mutated sows? Three solutions to cow dystocia?"

"Or how to turn yourself into a green glowing person after eating mutated celery?"

Yang Chen shook his head: "Of course not, we have to be the only ones if we want to do it! The only way to make more money."

"for example?"

"I have not decided yet……"

"Wash up and go to bed." Zhao Xuan got up and got into bed. He planned to sleep for a while since school had just started and there was no class yet.

"What about porridge? Do porridge have any good ideas?"

Yang Chen looked at Zhou Porridge expectantly again.

Zhou Porridge also got up and hugged Sanhua and went to bed, "I don't think those overly professional things are suitable for you. Maybe it would be more attractive if you sell the correct way to eat the mutated plants in the Agricultural College."

"Can it work?" Yang Chen was dubious.

"Try." Liu Yuyang also advised him.

"Row!"

"You can go to Liu Haiyang, he is the owner of that shop."

Zhou Porridge went to bed, and when he lay down on the bed, he still felt that his back was resting a bit. He was startled, reached in and touched, and finally found two small eggs from under the quilt, but luckily they were not broken.

Sanhua patted the egg in Zhou Congee's hand, "Meow?"

After placing the eggs carefully, he said to Sanhua: "The color of this egg is so beautiful, it must be a beautiful bird, right? Will they have a chick complex when they see me when they are born?"

Sanhua flicked her tail, and replied with a sweet meow: "Meow—" It's not a bird, it's an ugly lizard.

Zhou Congee: "You think it's a bird, right? It doesn't matter if it's not a bird or a snake. You can be a child bride for our little snake."

Little Snake: "Hiss hiss?"

Yang Chen went out during the day, and it wasn't until night that he came back with a look of excitement, and by the way he brought a meal for Zhou Porridge and the others who had spent the day in the dormitory.

Zhou Congee saw an unfamiliar dish in his bowl, so he picked it out without thinking too much, because everyone in X Agricultural University knew that unfamiliar food in the school cafeteria should not be eaten casually.

Seeing Yang Chen's cheerful look, they wanted to ask a few questions, but Yang Chen only said, "You will know when the time comes, it's exciting, exciting, and guaranteed to sell well."

Although no one believed it, Zhou Porridge and the others still applauded him to show their attitude.

Two days later, I began to choose courses. Before choosing courses, Zhou Porridge remembered what Zhou Lixing said to let them see if their elective credits were enough, so he went to look at his training plan and found that he really lacked one. Art credits.

After struggling for 2 minutes between art appreciation and music appreciation, he finally chose music appreciation.

Yang Chen took a calligraphy class to try to improve his calligraphy, but Zhou Porridge felt that he should challenge the calligraphy class teacher's patience.

Because one year of physical education is a one-year course, so this time they can only take two courses, and the rest are all professional courses that have already been arranged.

Zhou Porridge used other class schedule apps to export the unsightly class schedules in the educational administration system, and was "surprised" to find that there were more classes this semester than last semester.

There are a lot of "Variation Aquatic Animal Breeding", "Utilization of Mutation Plant Resources", "New Grass Processing Technology", etc., among which there are some basic veterinary courses, not to mention the experimental courses.

Zhou Porridge even saw the genetics they learned last year. That class simply added a 2 at the end and then appeared again. It is estimated that the content of genetics has been updated again now.

The dormitory next door has already wailed, "We are not here to study, we are here to go to jail!"

Yang Chen counted with his fingers for a long time, and found that this semester's holiday was quite early, and then he immediately announced the good news in the dormitory happily.

In the next second, his happiness was severely shattered by Liu Yuyang.

"Because I'm going to practice."

"Uh……"

"I still have to write an internship record, a whole book."

Yang Chen: "Thank you, actually you don't need to go into such detail."

Taking advantage of the fact that there were not many classes in the first week, Zhou Porridge and the others thought about going to the research center outside first.

When they went out that day, they also encountered running fast and fighting outside. I don't know if it was Zhou Zhou's illusion, he always felt that the hair on his body was thinner by running fast.

"If you continue like this, you won't be bald after running fast, right?"

Zhou Porridge is very worried, and plans to ask Liu Haiyang who made the deal with Pao Kuai tomorrow to see if there is another way.

The lotus pond on the side of the peach lake in the school has faded, and now there are some light pink duckweeds growing on the lake, the color looks very girly.

There are also some white waterfowls circling on the lake, and from time to time they scold the starlings on the side of the road.

Yes, those starlings have completely settled down in the school. I don't know how they persuaded Run Kuai to stay.

The weather was fine and Liu Yuyang was in a good mood, so he happily praised the water bird that caught a fish.

The starling who scolded the water bird heard it, and scolded him: "Ugly, ugly, quack, I don't know how to appreciate it!"

Zhou Porridge and the others didn't dare to wait for Liu Yuyang to react, so they dragged him away.

When they arrived at the research center, they were surprised to find that there were quite a lot of people there, all gathered around the school gate to watch.

After all, it was a wasteland to go out here before, and no one came here at ordinary times.

The newly built research center outside also looks very large. In addition to the two new buildings, an enclosed outdoor site is added, which is not clear how big it is.

The research center has two doors, one facing the outside, and a smaller side door connected to the gate of the Agricultural University, which shows the different relationship between the two places.

When they got closer, they realized why they could only look around and didn't pass by, because although the two sides were connected, the door of the research center over there was not open.

"Hey, classmate, can't we go and have a look?"

Liu Yuyang directly caught a person and asked.

"I can't get through, it doesn't seem to be open yet." The man said.

"Then what are you looking at here?"

"Look at the fun."

As soon as he finished speaking, someone shouted over there: "Come here."

The crowd moved to the other side, and Zhou Porridge and the others followed suit. After changing the direction, they found that they could clearly see a flat area over there.

The door of a room over there opened, and three half-sized wolves first appeared, followed by His Majesty, and they all stood together in the open space.

Zhou Congee waited again, but he didn't see the rhubarb and the others.

"Where are the rhubarbs? Not here?"

Soon someone answered his doubts: "Rhubarb and the others can't follow the little wolf."

"why?"

"Because they found that the little wolf seems to be unable to howl under the influence of rhubarb..."

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