Help, I don't want to farm

The students below the podium suddenly boiled.

At this moment Yang Chen, Zhao Xuan and Liu Yu;

The students below the podium suddenly became excited.

At this moment, Yang Chen, Zhao Xuan and Liu Yuyang all turned their heads to look at Zhou Porridge, and Song Peizhu, who was sitting in front of them, also turned his head and looked over suspiciously.

Zhou Congee didn't look at anyone, but covered his face with his hands.

Song Peizhu looked at Liu Yuyang again, and asked him with his mouth: "Is it porridge?"

Liu Yuyang nodded.

Song Peizhu turned his head with a clear face.

Xue Tao was so excited that he almost stood up. He asked loudly, "Which expert is he? So awesome."

"Who has entered the mountain? Hahaha..."

"Didn't it mean that animals don't catch people very much now? Old Zhou, you're afraid you're fooling us. I haven't seen it on the news."

"I seem to have heard my mother say that there is a kind of monster in the mountains, which specializes in catching children who go to the bathroom alone."

"What? What kind of strange trigger behavior is this going to the bathroom?"

A small number of students may have guessed it, and looked back at Zhou Congee who was escaping from reality, well, there is no need to guess, this person himself has been exposed.

Their counselor was quite conscientious, and he didn't say who it was. Zhou Lixing, who was above him, began to beat their classroom table vigorously.

"Quiet!"

"Don't discuss it, people don't want to lose face? No matter how you go home, but when you get to school, you will obediently attend class and don't go out. If you don't listen to the advice, go out and play. If something happens, remember to tell me I call."

"Although I may not necessarily come to catch you."

After he finished speaking, he sneered, "Hmph, if anyone makes something weird for me this semester, then for the professional practice in the second half of the semester, whoever will raise pigs for me."

The other students in the class all gave a loud voice.

"How long have you been doing the internship?"

"Is it the same as before? Do you want to go? I don't want to go!"

"What a lot of fun an internship, oh, as long as it doesn't involve us labeling sausages."

Yang Chen pushed Zhou Porridge, who covered his ears and closed his eyes, "Wake up, you won't fall asleep, will you?"

Zhou Porridge half-opened his eyes and found that no one was looking at him, so he immediately put down his hands and pretended nothing happened, "It's over, today is so fast?"

"Not yet. Lao Zhou said that he will be doing an internship in the second half of the semester."

"Oh."

Zhou Porridge was not interested in the internship arranged by the school. I think he was excited when they went to the internship for the first time as a major. In the end, he asked them to visit the sausage production line to see how a pig transforms from a pig into a pig. into sausages.

The only hands-on operation in the whole internship process turned out to be to let them label the sausages!

At that time, Zhou Porridge felt that he had been insulted, and that all the leaders of his college were evil.

But when they feel that the school leaders are evil, the school leaders also think that they are not as good as the kindergarten children, hehe, at least the kindergarten children are obedient.

Zhou Lixing: "Internships in groups this semester, zoos, animal husbandry stations, pet hospitals, quarantine stations, and of course the farms you don't want to go to, I will arrange for anyone who is disobedient to raise pigs!"

"Teacher, you arranged it?"

"Teacher, why are you getting more and more handsome? These muscles are really manly!"

"Old Zhou, are you getting married soon? I wish you and your sister-in-law a happy marriage for a hundred years and have a baby soon."

Zhou Lixing didn't care about their compliments, and said directly: "Remember, be good to me at school."

"Okay, let's end the meeting, and the time for course selection is about to start. Be optimistic about the credits you still have in your electives. If you don't have enough credits, don't come to me and cry."

After finishing speaking, Zhou Lixing left. He was very busy at the beginning of school and didn't have time to talk to them one by one.

"Go, go back."

They all lived on the first floor of a major, and when they returned, they all huddled together and went to the dormitory.

The relationship between the classmates in their class is not bad, and they are still talking and laughing on the way back. When passing by the basketball court, some of them ran out to equip themselves and play basketball before going back.

Before leaving, Zhou Porridge was invited, but Zhou Porridge was tired today, so he refused.

It was a pity for the others. Without Zhou Porridge, there would be a lot of girls missing, so playing basketball would lose a kind of joy.

Xue Tao didn't go either, he squeezed through the crowd on the other side, and before he got close, he yelled, "Porridge——"

Zhou Congee: "Why?"

"I just miss you—" he said with a wavy line at the end.

"speak English."

"I need your help. I made two eggs and asked you to hatch them for me. I saw that the eggs were about to die, and I planned to ask you to treat my dead horse as a living horse."

"What egg?"

Xue Tao: "I don't know, what I want is this mysterious feeling."

"I don't know if you are still hatching, what strange thing hatched, you solve it?"

Seeing that Zhou Congee didn't refuse or agree, Xue Tao knew there was something going on.

"I'll send it to you later and you'll know."

After returning home, Xue Tao really gave Zhou Porridge and his dormitory two red eggs, which looked to be the size of quail eggs, and there was nothing mysterious about them except for the strange color.

Liu Yuyang picked it up and looked at it, and said, "Why do I feel that the things inside have died long ago?"

Zhou Porridge also took one out and touched it. Its surface still had that frosted texture, but he didn't feel whether the contents were dead or not.

Sometimes, human beings just can't refuse this kind of unknown thing, so Zhou Porridge agreed after struggling for a while.

Xue Tao left thankfully, and before leaving, he told Zhou Porridge that if it really hatched, he would be the egg's biological parents.

Zhou Conge scolded him: "Get lost."

Xue Tao came to the door courteously: "Hey, get out now."

Zhou Porridge didn't think much about hatching this unknown egg. Fortunately, he could carry it with him during the day, but when he went to sleep at night, he started to worry.

With two such small eggs, he was afraid that if he turned over, the two eggs would be crushed.

When he put the eggs on the bed, the little snake thought it was food for it, and almost swallowed the two eggs in one gulp.

Fortunately, Zhou Porridge snatched the food and was rescued.

Little Snake: "Hiss?"

Zhou Congee nodded its head: "You can't eat it."

Although the little snake was a little puzzled, as an obedient pet, it still held back its appetite.

At night, after Zhou Porridge and the others fell asleep, Bai Ye turned into a three-flowered cat and came over. It got on Zhou Porridge's bed and wanted to get under the quilt.

Within 3 minutes after entering, it got out of the quilt again with a strange expression, and then pulled out a small egg from the quilt with its claws.

It circled the egg twice, and then poked it with its paws.

The little snake also raised its head, and spit out the snake letter a few times: "Hiss, hiss!" This is the food that the master does not allow.

Sanhua's expression became even weirder after hearing what the little snake said.

I haven't seen you for a long time?Why are there two ugly lizard eggs on his boyfriend's bed? ?

Very early the next day, someone knocked on the door of Zhou Porridge's dormitory, and someone shouted Liu Yuyang's name on the way.

Zhou Conge heard Liu Yuyang swearing on the bed in a daze, and after a few words of swearing, he got off the bed.

"Who are you?" Liu Yuyang opened the door and looked at the strange classmates in front of him.

"Do you still have tongue flowers in your dormitory?"

"Yes, but who are you?" Liu Yuyang still looked confused, he had never seen this person before, so why did he look familiar.

"We just chatted yesterday. You are really a Bodhisattva. Tongue flowers are really selling well. We want to come and buy some more from you." The man still had a moved face.

"How much do you have left? We'll charge you 50 yuan a pot."

Zhou Porridge couldn't stand listening anymore, poked his head out of the bed, and said, "Yesterday Yang Chen pretended to be you."

The veins on Liu Yuyang's face popped out: "..."

"You wait."

Liu Yuyang turned around and climbed onto Yang Chen's bed, pulling him out of the quilt.

Yang Chen hugged the pillow, and was pushed out of the dormitory door by Liu Yuyang without any shoes on.

"What are you doing?? I'm sleeping."

What answered him was Liu Yuyang's loud closing sound.

Yang Chen turned his head to look at the thick iron door of the dormitory, then looked at the several burly men in front of him, and then started shouting: "I don't have a key—"

Zhou Porridge shrank himself into the quilt and asked, "He won't be beaten to death?"

"Oh, it's good to be dead. I will definitely help him collect the body."

This was Liu Yuyang's cold voice, and Zhao Xuan, a master at staying up late, just turned over, and he didn't wake up the whole time.

After a while, Zhou Congee also fell asleep. When he woke up, the dormitory was full of the smell of buns and preserved egg porridge.

He got up in a daze and went to the toilet, then sat on his chair, staring at the steaming porridge in front of him, which smelled delicious.

He felt like he was about to have PTSD with the porridge that suddenly appeared on his desk in the morning.

"Porridge, why don't you eat it?"

Zhou Congee looked at Yang Chen next to him, "You bought it?"

"Yes!" Yang Chen smiled like a sunflower, "Isn't it very sweet?"

"Then I'd better go to sleep for a while."

Zhou Porridge stood up and wanted to leave, but was pushed down on the stool by Yang Chen.

"do not!"

Sanhua on the table opposite Zhou Congee stood up, and Yang Chen immediately let go.

"I found a new way to make money, I think we're going to post it!"

Liu Yuyang: "Sell tongue flowers for 100 yuan a pot?"

"nonono, I'll send you a look, you must be interested."

Hearing that it wasn't Yang Chen who did something sorry for him, Zhou Porridge didn't want to run away, and sat down to drink porridge quietly.

"Things are posted in the group."

As soon as he finished speaking, the phone next to Zhou Porridge turned on.

When I opened it, it turned out to be a link to a Taobao shop. Zhou Porridge copied it to the app, only to see a colorful interface, and the name of the shop turned out to be "X agricultural college students teach you how to farm".

"Clam?"

"What is it?" Zhao Xuan asked.

"A full set of courses to conquer mutant cats? What is this?"

What Zhou Porridge saw in the previous "Guide to Planting Mutant Shallots Home Edition" and "Tips for Mutant Garlic Deodorization" and "Universal Fertilizer" seemed normal, but what kind of tombstone of a lucky koi appeared later? ?

The author says:

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!