Ninja Village Collapses Daily [Comprehensive]

01.

After Tsunade announced the disbandment, everyone did not continue to do anything, and basically separated directly. Naruto still wanted to get together with Shikamaru again, but Shikamaru said that he had to go home and talk to his parents, and he had to Persuaded father to join Gaara's internal war.

"Ah, I always feel like I'm going to be beaten." Shikamaru said.

"By your father?" Ning Ci asked.

"No, my mother..." Shikamaru said with blank eyes, "I'll go first."

Naruto tried to empathize, but failed.

"Refer to Sakura." Shikamaru said in a low voice.

"I see." Naruto realized.

Then Sakura over there turned around and said with a smile like a flower (...), "Naruto Shikamaru, what are you talking about?"

Shikamaru: "...Pfft! It's all right, we're talking about my family, I'm leaving first."

"Well, see you tomorrow, Shikamaru." Sakura continued to say kindly (...).

"See you tomorrow, I will try my best not to be beaten to death." Shikamaru said with cold sweat.

"Come on, come on." Naruto cheered him up.

"Let's go, let's not talk anymore." Shikamaru turned around and ran quickly, his back was inexplicably a little tragic in the sunset, Naruto happily left him behind after a few seconds of silence for him, and then He ran to Ning Ci who was talking to Xiao Li and asked, "Ning Ci, what are you doing later?"

"It's all right, but I'm a little tired." Ning Ci said.

"Ah... then you can go back and rest." Naruto had no choice but to say so.

"If you want to go out, I can accompany you." Ning Ci said.

"You'd better go rest and let me scurry around for a while." Naruto said while gesticulating, "Just scurrying around...well, scurrying around."

Ning Ci shook his head helplessly, "Then I'll go back first, you should go back and rest early."

"Okay." Naruto said.

After saying goodbye to everyone, Naruto slipped to Kakashi's side. Kakashi was still reading the book, and then Naruto asked, "Mr. Kakashi, do you want to treat me to ramen?"

"No." Kakashi said without hesitation.

"Okay." Naruto suddenly felt that he was very unlucky today.

Kakashi looked at Naruto's appearance and couldn't help feeling a little pity (what the hell), "I'll call Iruka." After thinking for a while, he made a decision, and then he summoned the ninja dog and let the ninja dog notify Iruka.After finishing this series of things, he said to Naruto, "Let Iruka invite us to eat ramen."

"You can have this." Naruto immediately cheered up and said so.

So the master and apprentice began to shamelessly wait for Iruka's treat, and they chatted as they walked towards Yile Ramen.

Naruto asked, "Mr. Kakashi, why didn't my father come?"

"Didn't I tell you...your father is in retreat." Kakashi opened his book again.

"Then can I go find him later?" Naruto asked.

"No." Kakashi said.

"Okay." Naruto was a little frustrated, "I haven't seen you for a long time."

"It's good to see it, and I still complain so much." Kakashi stared at the book and said so.

It would be nice to see...

"Ah, what a cruel sentence." Naruto raised his head and looked at Kakashi, and said, "Mr. Kakashi, are you expressing emotion...Everyone has a sad past.'

"I'll beat you if you mention that again." Kakashi closed the book and said seriously.

Naruto: "Pfft... Kakashi-sensei, are you serious..."

"Well." Kakashi opened the book again, and said lightly, "Who knows."

Although Kakashi's eyes were on the book, his thoughts had drifted away.

It would be nice to see it, but...

Minato-sensei, blindly concealing it is not okay, Naruto is so smart, he will find out sooner or later.

02.

In the cave outside Muye Village, there are two torches on the cave wall, and there is no light source other than that, so the whole cave looks very dark.

Namikaze Minato was sitting in the middle of the cave, he was shirtless, Yaken Toshiro was drawing something behind him, after he finished the last stroke, he said, "For the time being, we can only maintain this form, Mr. Minato. "His words contained deep regret.

"Well, I see." Namikaze Minato responded calmly.

"Mr. Minato, you are really a genius. This way of gathering energy is really shocking." On the other side, the smiling Qingjiang said with a sincere admiration.

"But it's just lingering." Minato shook his head, his eyes a little dignified.

"There will be a way." Smiling Qingjiang was obviously very optimistic, he said, "When we find our master, he will help you, Mr. Minato."

Master of the swords, a powerful man called the God Judge.

Namikaze Minato heard the news of the "God Judge" more than once from the mouth of the sword. According to them, the God Judge seems to be omnipotent.All this made Namakaze Minato himself have unrealistic expectations, hoping that the almighty god judge can realize his wish.

... But of course it won't be like this. If he is really omnipotent, how can he be forced to separate from his own sword?

"—I hope so."

That's all Namikaze Minato could say.

The torch on the wall of the cave gave off some light, and one could clearly see that the skin on his face was peeling off piece by piece like mud. He said with a wry smile: "It's better not to let Naruto see it, otherwise, That kid will..."

Namikaze Minato sighed leisurely and did not continue.

Although Minato seems to be blindly indulging in Naruto, he actually knows the character of this version of Naruto very well.

If Namikaze Minato really had an accident, Naruto... would definitely go berserk.

Of course, Naruto didn't know anything at this time.

He was eating ramen with Iruka and Kakashi, and the place was of course the unshakable Ichiraku Ramen.

"La la la Iruka-sensei, I am also a Chunin now, and I will surpass you."

"You kid, be careful that I don't invite you to eat ramen!" Iruka said, shaking his fist.

"Speaking of Iruka, do you have any further ideas?" Kakashi asked.

"Ah, me..." Iruka didn't speak for a while.

Indeed, many students have gradually surpassed him.

But if you go further, if you go for advanced studies, it means you need to bid farewell to the ninja school, at least for the past few years to bid farewell to the students.

and so……

"Although sometimes it's a little lonely to be surpassed by the students." Iruka shook his head, smiled, and said, "But it's also a very happy thing." Everyone has his own ambition.

Ordinary people will probably be very moved when they hear Iruka's words, but...

"Sounds a little trembling," Kakashi commented.

"Yeah." Naruto said, "I didn't expect you, Mr. Iruka, to have such a side."

Iruka couldn't laugh or cry, "Hey, what's going on with you two?"

"Master and apprentice work together to cut gold." Naruto said nonsense.

"I still remember that this sentence is 'husband and wife work together'." Kakashi said squinting at Naruto.

"Ahahaha Kakashi-sensei, are you implying me~" Naruto winked.

"I dare not." Kakashi shrugged and said, "I'm afraid your father will kill me."

"Hahaha dad is not so cruel!" Naruto said.

"It's not certain." Kakashi looked at Iruka after finishing speaking, "I'm different from Iruka, I like to watch students keep surpassing me, and then beat them to play."

Iruka: "...Poof."

Naruto: "... hiccup."

Obviously the current Naruto is not Kakashi's opponent _(:3∠)_ so he felt shot.

03.

Orochimaru base.

A dark, cold basement.

When Sasuke opened the door and came in, Orochimaru was sticking out his tongue slightly. After seeing Sasuke, Orochimaru withdrew his tongue in embarrassment, but Sasuke turned a blind eye and said, "Oshemaru, I'm out of money."

Orochimaru almost bit his own tongue, "If you have no money, go make it yourself!"

"Okay." Sasuke said obediently, turned and walked out the door.

"Wait!" Orochimaru said vigilantly, "What are you going to do? How do you make money?"

"Send the rebellious ninja who publicly offered a bounty to exchange for the bounty." Sasuke said.

"Oh..." Orochimaru nodded.

"So Orochimaru, can I borrow some of your men to make it? They have a lot of rewards." Sasuke continued.

Orochimaru:"……"

Orochimaru: "You, you, you, stop!"

In the end, Sasuke happily reached an agreement with Orochimaru unilaterally, and then Sasuke said, "I heard from Kimaro that you seem to have any plans for Konoha recently?"

"The relationship between Junmaro and you is getting better and better..." Orochimaru muttered, and then said, "There is a plan, related to Konoha, but not for Konoha."

"What a pity." Sasuke showed a very regretful expression.

"You want to destroy Konoha that much?" Orochimaru asked.

Sasuke didn't correct Orochimaru's words, but asked instead: "Don't you want to too?"

Orochimaru pondered for a while, and said, "It's not Konoha that I want to destroy, but loneliness."

Sasuke: "..."

It is obviously very meaningful, but why does he feel embarrassed and funny... What's going on here... Is there some kind of power controlling his thinking?very scary.

04.

Konoha.Yile Ramen.late at night.

Today I ate mustard noodles. Winter and mustard noodles are always good. Speaking of which, there is a custom of eating mustard noodles at the end of every month. The last day of each year is called "Dark Mustard Wheat Noodles".Naruto doesn't like spicy food these days, so he ordered some extra spicy radish, which is also in season.

The mustard noodle soup base is rich and mellow, while the spicy radish is crunchy and delicious. Although there is no alcohol or meat after the meal, Naruto is deeply satisfied.

The lighting in the Yile Ramen shop is a bit dim, but it also matches the atmosphere.Kakashi and Iruka asked for a bottle of sake and they were drinking. Naruto tried to stretch out his claws, but Kakashi hit his finger red with chopsticks.

"Wow Kakashi-sensei, you are too much!" Naruto complained, blowing his fingers.

"It's really too much to let you mess around." Kakashi glanced at Naruto and said.

"It's so much fun to mess around," Naruto said.

"It's really fun for other people to say this, but you are different." Kakashi said after drinking the wine in the glass, "You are my student, so I will take care of you."

Ah...it feels a little warm.

"Got it, Kakashi-sensei!" Naruto showed a big smile.

It was late at night after I came out of Ichiraku Ramen, and it was indeed time to go to bed.Konoha hadn't snowed during this time, and when Naruto came out, he said regretfully, "I'm sorry for you, Kakashi-sensei, Iruka-sensei, there is a lot of snow in Yunyin Village, it snows every day, it's so beautiful. "

"It's really a yearning scenery." Iruka said.

"Actually, I really wanted to lead the team this time, but was rejected by Hokage-sama." Kakashi said.

"It's you after all, it's not good to leave Konoha during this period." Iruka said.

"Exactly." Kakashi nodded.

"Is Konoha in a bad situation these days?" Naruto asked with his head.

"Well, it's not too good." Kakashi said, and he didn't hide it from Naruto.

"But the resurrection of the Fourth Hokage-sama deterred many people." Iruka said.

"It's also conceivable." Naruto said so, but he himself was a little bit uninterested.

Iruka looked at Kakashi, then at Naruto.

The three of them walked together like this and talked about political matters naturally, which always felt a little bit miraculous.But Naruto, the troublemaker at the end of the crane in the past, can grow into what he is now. It's really great.Iruka thought to himself.

Iruka can see how Naruto was treated in the past. After learning that Naruto's father is actually the Fourth Hokage, Iruka was shocked for a while, and then the Fourth Hokage came to him on his own initiative Thank you, at that time he was envied by all the ninja school...

if it is possible.Iruka thought silently in his heart.Destiny, I beg you, please let Naruto be happy forever.he prayed secretly.

Unfortunately, his prayers don't seem to be coming true.

Destiny is still up to you.

"Speaking of which, Fifth Hokage spoke really well today," Naruto said.

"Well... I didn't listen." Kakashi said, "I was seeing the intense scene, so I didn't pay attention to what she said."

Naruto: "What intense scene did you see?"

Iruka: "What did the Fifth Generation say?"

——The two spoke almost at the same time.

——And the difference in content... a bit embarrassing cough cough cough...

Naruto coughed twice, quickly changed the topic, and said, "It basically means that when a ninja becomes stronger and controls fate, that's what it means."

"This is not nonsense." Kakashi said, "otherwise why are you a ninja?"

"Kakashi is still being strict." Iruka shook his head and said, "They are still children now..."

"It's a child for you, but it's not for me." Kakashi said, "Iruka, you are too soft-hearted."

"Mr. Kakashi, don't blame Iruka-sensei. I also heard that among all the graduates you took over, only ours passed this year, right?" Naruto asked.

"En." Kakashi nodded, "The previous ones were all unqualified, so I sent them back to the ninja school to retake."

"Then we are really lucky this year." Naruto said.

"It's not lucky." Kakashi shrugged, "Before I wanted to stay in Anbu and didn't want to pick up students, so I was a little stricter. Your class was specially assigned by the superior, including Jinzhuriki, descendants of Uchiha, and Shikamaru is in charge of monitoring you, and then I will be the team leader teacher, and it is impossible for me to really bring you back to the ninja school."

"Ah..." Iruka froze.

"Ms. Kakashi, you actually said it." Naruto said.

"You should know," Kakashi said.

"...This is the first time I've heard of it." Iruka said, "Is that so..."

"The so-called fairness has never existed." Kakashi said lightly, looking at the distance, "They have a high starting point, and if they were replaced by others, they would not be able to get my guidance."

Iruka felt a little unacceptable for a while, "Is it actually assigned like this behind the scenes...Leaving aside Kurenai Yuhi, Senior Asma is also very powerful, and he is also an instructor."

"Is Ikacho an ordinary ninja?...Although Shika was transferred to Naruto's group...do you really think it was a random draw?" Kakashi looked at Iruka.

Iruka remained silent.

"Mr. Kakashi, why did you hit Iruka-sensei so hard?" Naruto said, shaking his head.

"Because it's fun to hit people." Kakashi touched his chin and said.

"That makes sense." Naruto followed Kakashi's example and touched his chin.

Iruka had just brewed some emotions and was immediately washed away. He said helplessly, "You two..."

"Have fun, Iruka-sensei." Naruto said.

"Life is short, enjoy yourself in time." Kakashi patted Iruka on the shoulder and said.

"I always feel like Kakashi-sensei, after you say this, you will throw away the book and then turn around and go to the red-light district." Naruto said.

Iruka: "...Poof."

Kakashi coughed lightly, "I'm not that free and easy yet."

The three of them chatted for a while and then broke up. Naruto walked to the house alone, and then saw the emptiness of the whole room.

Sasuke said that Naruto was lost and found, and it was true.

Naruto turned around and closed the doors and windows, and then found a lot of dust on the furniture in the house by the moonlight. It seemed that Namikaze Minato hadn't come back for a while.

Ah... what the hell happened?

Naruto felt a little uneasy for no reason, he used the shadow clone technique to quickly clean the house, and then lifted the shadow clone, and got into bed alone, sleeping.

05.

The next life is on the right track again, and the changes after becoming Chunin are still very big. First of all, they finally don't have to do those D-level tasks, and there are no mandatory requirements.

And Naruto also began to seriously think about what Fujio Zhihai said at the time, and then said, how to help Sasuke continue to explore the truth?

The leader is a guy who can't see the end of the dragon, so first of all, why don't you start with the third Hokage?

Naruto and Shikamaru discussed it and felt that this was feasible.

To see the other person's bare arms, you have to...well...you get the idea.

So soon after, it was reported that Naruto was spying on the third Hokage taking a bath.

Everyone: ...? ? ?

What kind of crazy operation is this? ? ?

It is said that the third Hokage saw Naruto peeping at him for the first time when he was in the shower and fell down and almost choked to death...

What's even more frightening is that, not long after, the entire elders of Konoha were basically showered by Naruto.

Naruto's identity in the Konoha upper class is very sensitive, and the Konoha upper class is obviously unable to get off the Nine-Tails Jinchuriki... um... the word "riding a tiger" is a bit vulgar, whether it is "riding" or "descending"... cough cough In short That’s what you understand.

Now they basically can't control Naruto, and Naruto's weakness... Shikamaru is a slippery person, Sasuke has defected, Namikaze Minato... Forget it, no one dares to touch him.Under normal circumstances, whatever Naruto did, Konoha's high-level executives turned a blind eye and it passed.

However, after Naruto started spying on Koharu taking a shower (...), the other party finally couldn't sit still.

Tsunade Koharu's mouth twitched to put pressure on the Fifth Hokage, and Tsunade was forced to find Naruto and had a tactful conversation.

"Naruto, I know you are that guy Jiraiya's apprentice..." Tsunade tried to persuade.

"Hey, hey, I don't want to take the blame!" Zilai also said over there, "I only spy on young girls. Naruto's behavior is too perverted."

"You're not much better!" Tsunade threw a Kunai directly, and Jiraiya hurriedly dodged it, only to see that Kunai was deeply embedded in the wall, and Jiraiya couldn't help but shed a cold sweat...it was terrible.

Naruto blinked and continued to look at Tsunade.

"Eh, such behavior is not good." Tsunade said, "Or is there something wrong with you?"

"I want to prove something..." Naruto looked at Tsunade after speaking halfway, his eyes were piercing, "Speaking of it, Lord Godaime, when will you take a bath?"

Tsunade:"……"

Tsunade slapped Naruto out with a slap, and then kicked Jiraiya who jumped up over there with another kick.

... also officially declared that this persuasion failed.

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The author has something to say:

1 I feel that this chapter is a bit interesting whether it is Naruto x Kakashi or Iruka x Kakashi

2 Orochimaru pondered for a while, then said, "It's not Konoha that I want to destroy, it's loneliness."

Suddenly using such an ancient sand sculpture stalk, I am going to be embarrassed by myself, meditating.gif