Ninja Village Collapses Daily [Comprehensive]

01.

The closing dance of the Chunin Exam started as scheduled.

In the evening, it snowed again, and there was much more snow in the mountains than in Konoha, but this did not affect the start of the dance.Everyone in Konoha walked into the banquet with Naruko wearing all kinds of clothes, and the ninjas from other countries seemed to see a large group p scene... Keke cough The author didn't say anything... But the organizer didn't either. It was said that it is not allowed to use shadow avatars, so everyone successfully got in.

Shortly after entering the dance scene, Naruto removed the shadow clone, and it was a bit tiring to maintain the shadow clone all the time.After dealing with these problems, Naruto turned around and found that his partner had left early _(:3∠)_

Since there was no partner, Naruto had to find a corner and sit down by himself. On the table next to him was Tsukudani with river prawns, mainly river prawns, and then some small fish and shellfish, plus some seaweed Stewed with condiments, the taste is very good, but it is a bit heavy, but Naruto has always been heavy (...), so I don't care.

There are small spoons and eating plates next to them, so you can take them at will.

The banquet was very lively. Because of the requirements of the organizer, the men wore suits and formal clothes, while the women wore everything, from kimonos to Western-style dresses, to Naruko who wanted to run naked... ahem.The surrounding environment is a bit noisy, but the overall atmosphere is quite pleasant, and everyone is very happy to play and eat.

Seeing everyone in a suit for the first time feels a bit magical, but by the way, Sakura in a men's suit is really handsome.

However, after a while, a man stood on the stage with dark skin and wearing sunglasses, and then he said that he is the singer tonight, and he wants to dedicate the song he created to everyone.

then……

On the stage, ghosts and wolves howled, while the audience was full of mourning.

Several people from Konoha gathered together tremblingly, Yamanaka Ino held his head and said: "This mental attack is really terrible..."

Zhihai Fu forehead: "Once heard is worse than once seen."

Naruto said: "Mom, is this the rhythm of Yunyin Village to catch us all?"

Others also showed pain on their faces.

Choji Akimichi simply suggested: "Let's go first, we can't stay any longer."

Yamanaka Ino agreed, she was here to find Sasuke, but Sasuke and the others did not come to the dance—in fact, Naruto knew that Sasuke and the three of them left after the end of the Zhongnin exam. Bai is the only Zhongnin, but this ninja level is of no use to them.

At this moment Gaara trio came to them, Gaara was also wearing a suit, and their trinity suits looked like gangsters.

There was still terrible singing on the stage, and everyone was miserable.Gaara walked up to Naruto, and said, "It's Eight Tails."

"Ah, that's it." Naruto said.

"You didn't feel it?" Gaara asked.

"Kyuubi disappeared just now, maybe it's hidden in the depths of consciousness." Naruto said, "But after the person started singing, Kyuubi said, 'It's this retard again', and then disappeared."

This sentence is very intriguing.

"... Shuzuru said it sounds good." Gaara showed an indescribable expression, and he finally changed from the same expression from beginning to end.

"...cough." Naruto didn't know how to comment.

It seems that compared to Shuzuru, Kyuubi still has taste...

"Friends in the audience - let me see your hands -! Is anyone willing to come up and sing with me!" The eight renzhuli were singing and dancing on it.

...It's too bad, embarrassment is about to happen.

"It's terrible." Naruto said sincerely.

Gaara nodded in agreement.

"To ask someone to sing with him, forget it..." Naruto thought for a while, found an open space, and then directly used the psychic technique, summoning a guy who had never been summoned before for the first time.

"Hmm~ Long time no see~ Naruto~"

"Long time no see, Hisoka," Naruto said.

"You didn't call me, I'm so sad." Hisoka said.

"Because I don't really want to see you." Naruto said heartily, "Hahaha..."

The corner of the mouth over there twitched, is it so sincere?Brother, don't you see that the other party is already showing murderous intent? !

"Then why did you summon me today?" Hisoka asked.

"Did you see that person on the stage?" Naruto pointed to the Eight-Tails Jinchuriki and said.

"Let me kill him?" Hisoka asked.

"No." Naruto said, "Let you go up and karaoke with him, and kill him."

"Is that so..."

Yes, that's Naruto's idea.

Fight poison with fire, hello.

Hisoka walked up to the stage with a smile on his face, and after saying something to the Eight-Tails Jinchuriki, he went to the microphone, cleared his throat, and began to sing:

"Under the big apple tree/I found you~/Although I want to play with you/You are just a small apple~"

……

No... this banquet is really terrible...

... This is no longer embarrassment, but embarrassment to death, it is a terminal illness, hey!

Fujiyu Zhihai silently covered his face, what is this and what is it, is it really okay to be so embarrassing... After Hisoka finished the song, the people in the audience have basically run away, and Yatsuo Jinchuriki and him It was too late to meet each other, and the two hooked up and went to the other side to exchange music aesthetics.

This can be regarded as saving everyone's ears.

However, the banquet continued in such a cheating manner.

As a result, Hisoka and Eight-Tails Jinchuriki sang a song in the middle, and the rest of the party really ran away.

But it is worth mentioning that Naruto is Sakura's partner and Hinata is Neji's partner, but Sakura and Hinata ran away, so Naruto and Neji can only get together_(: 3∠)_

It was already late at night after coming out of the banquet, and Naruto dragged Neji to the small shop where he ate with Gaara and the others last time because he didn't have a full stomach.Naruto asked for eel bibimbap, but Neji had no appetite. Naruto thought about asking Neji to wait in the store, and then slipped out to buy a box of oden.

Of course, winter is the best match for Kanto cooking.

Then he put Oden in front of Ning Ci and said, "At least eat a little, otherwise I'd be ashamed to eat it if you keep staring at me."

"Okay." Ning Ci shook his head and laughed, and then began to eat oden with sticks.

"Hey you guys! It's forbidden to bring your own food here!" The boss over there shouted loudly.

"Nani!" Naruto slapped the table and stood up, "Didn't you see that we are ninjas who hang around the sky! Be careful that my uncle demolishes your shop!"

"Come on! I have retired from Jōnin for many years, and I haven't fought with anyone for a long time!" The boss rolled up his sleeves and said, and then he really started to mobilize the chakra.

"Ahahaha, is Jōnin amazing! I'm still human..."

Then he was directly pulled by Ning Ci, covered his mouth and sat down. Ning Ci went over to apologize to the boss, and then paid double the price of the meal, calming down the dispute.Then he returned to Naruto and said, "... why are you so drifting today."

"Because you're in a good mood." Naruto said with a smile, "Neji, you're so handsome when you pay the bill."

Ning Ci: "...Okay."

——Naruto is also purely cute.

——But this cuteness, Ning Ci took it, ahem.

It was already late at night when I came out of the hotel, and the snow at night always gives people a very romantic feeling, especially the snow in the mountains.At this time, the snow was not heavy, and it disrupted the light emitted by the roadside lanterns.

Naruto clapped his hands and said, "It's really cold."

Ning Ci said, "Do you want to go back?"

"Do you want to go back?" Naruto asked.

"I don't want to." Ning Ci said.

Naruto smiled, "I don't want to either....so walk with me again, Neji."

"Okay." Ning Ci nodded.

The shadows of the trees whirled, trembling in the darkness with the light.

Naruto turned his face to the side, and saw that Neji's face had a subtle beauty in the interlacing of light and shadow.

"Aren't you interested in Eight-Tails Jinchuriki?" Neji asked.

"It's okay." Naruto said, "It's not like everyone is interested in Churiki."

"But he looks happy," Neji said.

"Don't I look happy?" Naruto asked.

Ning Ci bent his lips and said, "It's true."

The mountain road ahead and the first steps spread to nowhere, and the vermilion lanterns on both sides are arranged neatly, forming a light belt along the steps, but in the distance because of the snowflakes falling in the darkness, it looks faint, like The thin stars trembling in the wind.The nearby lanterns are also covered with a thick layer of snowflakes, which looks quite interesting.

There was also a faint singing sound from the dance scene in the distance, because it was not real, but it felt a little more romantic.

What a relaxing night.

I'm only going back to Konoha tomorrow, and the Chunin exams have come to an end. For the time being, I have nothing to worry about. It feels really good.

"Speaking of which, did you dance this time?" Naruto asked.

"No." Neji said, "Hinata and Sakura are gone."

"Ah, I didn't dance either." Naruto thought for a while, then stretched out his paw, "Do you want to come? The first dance of tonight's dance."

"And the last dance of tonight's dance?" Ning Ci took his hand.

"Well, how about I turn into a Naruto?" Naruto asked.

"No, you're fine now," Ning Ci said.

"Nani!" Naruto said in shock, "Are you disliking my transformation technique? Isn't Naruto pretty?"

Neji: "..."

Naruto's logic is also drunk, and under normal circumstances, the first reaction is "the current self is also very good-looking"...

But the messy thoughts disappeared after the dance steps started. Naruto was a little shorter than Neji, so he danced the female steps.Naruto's dancing posture is actually good, he knows both men's and women's steps, it was taught by the knight, but later when the knight taught him the female dance, he was taught by Kuroro, and he didn't know why.

"Jenning times." Naruto called.

"What's wrong?" Ning Ci stopped and said.

"I thought of another man in your arms." Naruto said, "Aren't you such a scumbag?"

Ning Ci couldn't help but want to roll his eyes.

"And I thought about more than one." Naruto said, "I'm such a scumbag."

Neji finally rolled his eyes.

The atmosphere is gone.

Forget it, there is no atmosphere with this guy. gg.

02.

The next day was the time to say goodbye.

Before leaving Yunyin Village, Naruto didn't go to Gaara to say goodbye, which made the other people in Konoha a little surprised. Everyone knows that they have a good relationship.When Zhihai asked, Naruto smiled and said, "Anyway, we will meet again soon."

Everyone didn't understand at first, but not long after returning to Konoha, they heard the long-term mission issued by Sand Hidden Village from the Fifth Hokage.

—— Hire Konoha ninjas to participate in the civil war in the Land of Wind.

Everyone suddenly realized that this is the case.

But their relationship is so good that even such secrets will be announced in advance.

Of course, this was two months after returning to Konoha.

At this time, they were still in the Kingdom of Thunder, trekking long distances in the direction of Konoha.Along the way, Xiao Li and Kai were still shouting with enthusiasm and youth. In fact, they would feel a little annoying when they first met them. After more contacts, they only felt a little helpless or numb.

But after going through so much, seeing that they can still give out passionate and youthful shouts, I will be a little moved.

"Oh oh oh let's run together! Towards the sunset! Let's run for three days and three nights, everyone!"

...Forget it, let’s take back the emotion, this kind of emotion should be avoided_(:3∠)_

And as usual, they ate all the way.

Not far from Konoha, Naruto directly released the chakra bird to find Namikaze Minato, and many of us also used their own communication methods to contact their families.

As a result, there was a huge team at Konoha's gate to welcome them back, even Hokage himself was there in person.

After Naruto searched around, he went straight to Kakashi over there, and the latter was still looking at the little yellow book even when he greeted people.Naruto pulled Kakashi's clothes to signal him not to read, and then said, "Hey, Kakashi-sensei, isn't my father here?"

Mr. Kakashi still stared at the little yellow book, and said without raising his head, "I didn't even say hello when I met someone else, I was so sad."

"Every time we meet, you stare at the little yellow book and don't even read it, I feel so sad." Naruto said.

"Yeah." Kakashi closed the book and said, "You're getting worse and worse."

"What a slob, I have plenty to talk about," Naruto said.

"Is it rich enough to foam on your mouth?" Kakashi asked.

"Hahaha I ate too much chili along the way, and Kai and the others were too hot-blooded, which made me a little angry." Naruto said "ahhaha".

"I can understand the first half of the sentence, but the second half of what you said is a bit scary." Kakashi said.

Naruto was stunned for a moment, and then laughed again, "Mr. Kakashi, you are so slutty!"

"If you can understand what I mean, it means that you are not very good." Kakashi said, squinting at him.

"Well, if you say something that makes me angry," Naruto touched his chin, "if that's what you mean, can you say that Neji's beauty makes me angry?"

Ning Ci: "The god is as beautiful as a flower."

Kakashi: "God made you angry."

Then the two looked at each other for a second:

Ning Ci: "So you agree with beauty like a flower???"

Kakashi: "So you agree that you made him angry???"

——I always feel like I’ve leaked something important...

——Anyway, from the above, everyone collapsed.

The Honkai virus named Naruto spread to the entire ninja village, and the virus carriers, such as Sasuke, spread the virus more widely, so the entire ninja world was also harmed.

This is the truth hidden in the fog of history...

Cough cough cough...

"But then again, why didn't my dad come?" Naruto asked.

"In retreat." Kakashi said.

"I sent him a message." Naruto said.

"So he asked me to come for him," Kakashi said, "...and do you have any complaints about me coming to pick you up?"

"Wahhahaha no, no, I'm very satisfied, very satisfied, if Kakashi-sensei, you can pick me up without looking at the little yellow book." Naruto said.

"What do you know?" Kakashi said, "This is my selling point."

"I'm afraid you have misunderstood your selling point, Mr. Kakashi, and does a single old man like you need a selling point?" Naruto said.

Kakashi was taken aback, "Are you going out to meet Sasuke? Why did your mouth become exactly the same vicious as that kid?"

Naruto was also taken aback: "I really saw Sasuke when I went out this time. You are indeed Kakashi-sensei."

The corner of Kakashi's mouth twitched, "Ah... I just said it casually, is that kid okay?"

"It has become very strong." After Naruto finished speaking, he laughed and added, "But not as strong as me."

"Come on you." Kakashi patted Naruto on the head directly.

Naruto covered his head and laughed for a long time, then said: "Speaking of which, Kakashi-sensei, why are you still single?"

"Speak like you're not single," Kakashi said.

"Hey, am I single?" Naruto said.

"Aren't you?" Kakashi asked.

Naruto turned to look at Neji next to him, "Am I single?"

Ning Ci was stunned for a moment, "... What nonsense are you talking about again?"

Naruto scratched his head and laughed, but didn't say any more.

Kakashi always felt as if he saw something extraordinary.

However, this topic was also skipped.

Naruto and Kakashi said some nonsense here, and Tsunade said to everyone: "It stands to reason that as Hokage, I should say a few words, but since everyone is my own, I won't be long-winded. Yes. First of all, congratulations for officially embarking on the road of ninjas, and then it’s gone, just watch and cheer for yourself.”

"Ahem, Hokage-sama, you..." Mito Menyan over there coughed and reminded.

"As for those who haven't become Chunin, don't be discouraged, just work harder next time in the Chunin exam." Tsunade said, "Well, if you are in full bloom, you can come here by yourself, anyway, that's what it means, you understand of."

Zilai, who was following her, also burst out laughing, "Your sentence is too powerful."

"Do you understand cultural people?" Tsunade glared at him.

"Understood, understood." Zilai also said with a smile.

"Well, Hokage-sama, would you like to say a few more words?" Mitomon Yan said.

"Okay." Tsunade thought for a while, and continued: "I believe that you have gradually understood what a real ninja is from this exam. To be honest, after I made the decision to let you go to Yunyin Village for the ninja exam Afterwards, many Jonin who led the team raised objections—well, I’ll be honest, except for Kakashi, all of your teachers opposed my decision.”

Everyone looked at their leading teacher in surprise, a little surprised that the other party would raise objections.

"You are ninjas, and ninjas are not divided into males and females, young or old... Well, at least that's the case for Orochimaru Lai-san... Cough cough cough, you guys pretend I didn't say that. Well... As long as you are a ninja, you are treated equally Yes." Tsunade continued, "And I'm sorry, ninja may not be such a glorious profession as you imagined, it is accompanied by blood, death and pain."

Tsunade said this from the bottom of her heart, her own experience, her expectations for these children, and her complicated feelings for Konoha...

Everyone didn't speak, and quietly listened to the teaching of the Fifth Hokage.

"But why do we want to be ninjas?" Fifth Hokage continued to ask, "Who can answer my question? Naruto?"

"To become stronger," Naruto said.

"Zhihai?" Tsunade asked.

"To protect." Zhihai said.

"Ningji?" Tsunade asked.

"In order to control fate." Neji said.

"Yes, what you said is correct." Tsunade said, "This is not a peaceful era, and there are many helplessness in your life. Being a ninja keeps getting stronger, at least you don't have to hide when disaster strikes Trembling, you can face disasters, not only protect yourself, but also protect others, protect the village, and even change the world. ——Because this world, in the final analysis, is based on strength.”

Everyone looked at Tsunade quietly. Tsunade's words were not the same as the hypocritical will of fire conveyed by Konoha's high-level officials. She seemed to be more inclined to "be stronger for yourself and for your own beliefs." .

Over there, Koharu and Mitomon Yan kept giving Tsunade winks, wanting her to say something "Hokage should say", but Tsunade just pretended not to see it.

"Okay, my speech is over." Tsunade said, "You can applaud."

"Cough, cough, cough..." Suddenly there was a choked cough, and then sparse and unenthusiastic applause.

"Well...you go back to rest today, and go to the Ninja Center tomorrow morning to report your identity and get a new Chunin uniform. Now we are disbanded." Tsunade said.

"That Chunin uniform," Naruto looked at Kakashi and said, "Is this the green clothes?"

"Yes." Kakashi said.

"It's so green." Naruto poked Kakashi and asked, "Can we not wear it?"

"Isn't it green?" Kakashi asked.

"Can green look good?" Naruto asked.

"Oh, but the prerequisite for Midori is to have a girlfriend." Kakashi sighed.

"So you don't even have the chance to be 'green'." Naruto patted Kakashi's arm and said, "So you wear a green vest to express your grief?"

Shikamaru stood a few meters away from them in silence, "Mr. Kakashi, why are you doing this? Didn't you look handsome and aloof at first?"Why is it like this now... In other words, this is not influenced by Naruto, it is Kakashi's nature...

By the way, Naruto and Kakashi seem to be getting more and more in tune, and they are a bit comparable to Xiao Li and Kai.

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Appendix, the Chinese lyrics of "Under the Big Apple Tree" by the official voice actor Hisoka, really, ugh, I'm dying after seeing this lyrics hahhhh

大（おお）きなリンゴの木（き）の下（した）で

[Under the big apple tree]

Servant（ぼく）は君（きみ）を见（み）つけたよ～

[I found you~]

いっしょに游（あそ）んであげたいけれどね

[Although I want to play with you]

Jun（きみ）はまだ本（ほん）の小（ちい）さなリンゴちゃん

[You are just a little apple tree]

お日様（ひさま）を浴（あ）びて

[showering the sun]

Rippa

[To be a great apple~]

いい子（こ）だいい子（こ）だいい子（こ）だねぇ～

[So good, so good, such a good boy~]

真っ红（まっか）になったらもいでげるよ

[As soon as it turns red, I will pick you off immediately]

ちょっと待（ま）っててね～

[Wait a little longer~]

Zhongliang (なかよ) し友达 (ともだち) できたかな?

[Have we become good friends already? ]

フフフ宝（ほ）めてあげようね

[Hehehe~ I really want to praise you properly]

どうなご Praise the United States (ほうび) desire (ほ) しいというの?

[What kind of compliment do you want? ]

フフフトランプ游（あそ）びはまだ早（はや）い

[Hehehe~ It seems too early to play poker]

もっとよく颜（かお）见（み）せてよ

[Let me take another good look at you]

あぁ～～なんていい颜（かお）なの

[Ah~~What a great look~~]

いい子（こ）だいい子（こ）だいい子（こ）だねぇ～

[So good, so good, such a good boy~]

Servant（ぼく）の手（て）の中（なか）に搜（お）ちておいでね

[Fall into my hand now]

ずっと待（ま）ってるよ

[I've been waiting for you until then]