Ninja Village Collapses Daily [Comprehensive]

01.

Under the blow of several people, Kakashi was directly turned into pieces of meat, and blood gushed out, just like a car tire ran over a mud pit, and the mud spots splashed out in large pieces-only the mud spots were replaced with Blood and minced flesh.

The scene at this moment is somewhat similar to the blood rain after the funeral in Gaara Desert.

Naruto was really stunned for a moment, there is still a possibility that Kakashi died like this... But Sakura licked the blood on her mouth and said, "It's an illusion, the illusion of Sharingan."

"So it is." Naruto breathed a sigh of relief.Then he wiped his face with his sleeve. Although he knew it was an illusion, the sticky feeling on his face was very real, and he felt a little uncomfortable. "Sure enough, Mr. Kakashi knew that we would explode directly, so he made preparations in advance." Naruto said.

"You can't relax your vigilance yet, Naruto." Sakura said with her back to Naruto, and then she walked to Naruto's side.

"It's not a shadow clone." Shikamaru whispered behind the two of them, "It means that Kakashi-sensei is probably still here."

If it is a shadow avatar, the main body Kakashi is probably not here anymore.

"So that's how it is..." Naruto nodded, thinking and talking to himself, before he finished speaking, Sakura who was close to Naruto threw a punch at him, and he dodged in a panic, but he was still beaten to the arm.

"You..." Naruto looked at Sakura unexpectedly while clutching his left arm.

Sakura said blankly, "Although I'm a little sorry, I still choose to be your enemy."

"Why?" Shikamaru asked.

"Ms. Kakashi promised me that if I eliminate you this time, he will directly promise me the position of Chunin." Sakura said, "Based on my experience in Anbu, I think it is easier to join forces with Mr. Kakashi We achieved our goal, so I'm sorry, Naruto, Shikamaru."

"Then you miscalculated the strength of Shikamaru and me, Sakura." Naruto said, "I can kill you first, and then join forces with Shikamaru to kill Kakashi-sensei."

"Really?" Sakura asked, "Did you miscalculate my strength?"

"Shikamaru, heal me." Naruto said.

"Okay." Shikamaru said as he walked to Naruto's side, and then... put his shuriken against Naruto's neck.Then "Shikamaru" turned into Kakashi's appearance, and Kakashi said leisurely, "I'm careless, Naruto."

And the real Shikamaru was tied up by Kakashi and thrown into the tree hole over there.

——From the beginning, when Kakashi read the rules, he only listened to Naruto.

The one who read out the rules was the illusion Kakashi. The real Kakashi had turned into Shikamaru, ready to join forces with Sakura to give Naruto a fatal blow.

Sakura shook her hair and said, "I just said that you underestimated my strength. I didn't mean the strength in battle, but the strength in the mind."

...Indeed, careless.

Kakashi who is serious, Kakashi who has both wisdom and strength, is really terrible to be an enemy of such a person.

Two against one, and the opponent has pushed the situation to such an extent by surprise.

way out?Where is the way out?

——It's a dead end.

The result of the test is that Naruto rated it as d, Sakura as s, and Shikamaru as c. In the end, Naruto was tied to a tree and watched Sakura and Shikamaru have dinner... History is always a bit surprisingly similar...

But this time, even though Naruto's stomach was growling non-stop, the two of them didn't have any idea of ​​sharing dinner with Naruto.This is very lack of companion love.

"Or give me some points." Naruto said sadly, "Anyway, Mr. Kakashi is not here."

"What if Kakashi-sensei is watching?" Shikamaru asked.

"Then Sakura, use illusion to pretend that I'm still bound..." Naruto said.

"It's useless, Sharingan can see through all illusions." Sakura said.

"It's not that powerful." Naruto said, "That's because the illusion is not strong enough. I don't believe that I can see through all illusions with Sharingan."

"Yeah." Sakura nodded, "My illusion is not strong enough."

Naruto:"……"

Naruto: "Ahem, cough, cough, I didn't mean that."

"I know." Sakura said, "I'm telling the truth. Among my peers, I may be good at illusion, but as far as Konoha is concerned, I'm just getting started."

"You're still young." Shikamaru said.

"I know. So I can only explain the fact that I am not strong enough now. I personally don't care about the consequences caused by the limitations of my age. I am very serious." Sakura said, "As I said I Wanting to be Hokage is not something you say casually."

"That's right." Shikamaru nodded.

Naruto: "It's very literary, I don't understand."

Shikamaru: "Cough cough cough..."

"You betrayed me just now, and now you're sitting here without any fear, and you haven't given me anything to eat... well, that's the point... Sakura, do you think this is appropriate?" Naruto asked.

"It's just a choice out of interests." Sakura said, "What about Naruto?"

"Since you betrayed the other party, it would be better to cut the grass and roots." Naruto said.

Shikamaru: "...Why are you encouraging Sakura?"

"Good idea." Sakura gestured at Naruto's lower body with a shuriken, "Cut grass and roots?"

"...We are good buddies, good brothers, Sakura, just pretend I didn't say anything." Naruto said immediately.

Shikamaru: "Pfft..."

Sakura put away her shuriken, shrugged her shoulders, and said nothing.

Naruto howled for a while, seeing that Sakura and Shikamaru really didn't intend to give him food, so he stopped.

It's just a meal, and it doesn't matter if you don't eat it. If the two of them are caught by Kakashi because of this stuttering, and then they are also disqualified from the Chunin exam, that's not good.

And the two of them clearly knew this, so everyone rationally... let Naruto go hungry_(:3∠)_

But speaking of it, Sakura is really handsome.

Kakashi appeared around eight o'clock, he was still holding the little yellow book and drooping his eyes, "Yo... are you still hungry?"

"Yeah, I'm still hungry." Naruto said.

"Tsk tsk tsk, you really have no companion love." Kakashi said, "You don't give Naruto a bite."

"It's because Naruto is so loving as a companion." Shikamaru said sincerely, "He voluntarily went hungry in order not to implicate us, so we had no choice but to fulfill him."

"Yes." Sakura said.

Naruto:"……"

Naruto: "Well, that's true."

Naruto has been exalted.

"Yo, I can't see that Naruto is quite selfless." Kakashi said, "Okay, I'll go first, you two pass temporarily, let Naruto go. Naruto, you still have four hours Time, remember."

"What?" Naruto asked, "Mr. Kakashi, are you really not going to let me go?"

"It depends on your performance." Kakashi said, "You should be clear about your own identity. Do you want to rely on psychic skills every time you encounter danger? Or explode the power of Nine Tails? Are you sure you Can you completely control Nine Tails and Necromancer?"

...Kakashi-sensei did it for his own good.

"I see." Naruto nodded slowly.

The power of Kyuubi can only be controlled temporarily, and Naruto cannot guarantee that there will be no problems forever. As for the psychic art, the previous meeting with Uchiha Itachi and Kisame Kisame fully demonstrated the shortcomings of psychic art.

And before, he could use the fact that he had just returned to this world and his strength had not been recovered as an excuse, but would he ask the brigade for help whenever he was in danger in the future?what is this?

What a shame.Naruto said this in his heart, and then he smiled and said to Kakashi, "Mr. Kakashi, you have to be careful, I will try my best to get the bell from you in the next four hours. "

"I'm looking forward to it," Kakashi said.

02.

In the restaurant, the stool exploded when Kakashi just sat down.

...almost blew his ass off, but luckily he jumped up just in time.

Then several shurikens flew towards him directly from several directions, and the next second Kakashi jumped up directly, and then used Chakra to gather his feet and stand on the ceiling.The guests around were startled and stood up to see what happened.And Kakashi was still standing upside down on the ceiling, not going down.Turning over another page of "Intimate Heaven" in his hand, he said, "I damaged the official business, Naruto, and you will pay for the expenses."

"What." A shuriken inlaid on the table turned into Naruto, and Naruto sat cross-legged on the table and said sullenly, "Why didn't you come down just now, if you come down, I can take advantage of this The opportunity has sneaked up on you."

"I know that shuriken was changed by you." Kakashi said.

"Why?" Naruto asked, "I obviously attacked from the front on purpose."

At that time, there were six shurikens in total, two on the front, three on the back, and one on the side.As a master, subconsciously pay more attention to the side and back shurikens - because the front shurikens are too easy to hide, Naruto uses this blind spot in his thinking so he deliberately turns into a shuriken to attack from the front.

"Because your flying posture is too ugly." Kakashi said.

Naruto: "...what the hell?"

"It's just that the flying posture is too ugly." Kakashi said, "Other shurikens fly decently, but you fly wretchedly."

Naruto: "...Hey, hey, you, a guy who reads pornographic books during the battle, is not qualified to call others obscene."

"Can you say that about your teacher?" Kakashi was a little sad, "You must look down on me from the bottom of your heart, Naruto, you have Jiraiya and Minato-sensei, you must think that my existence is no longer necessary It's gone."

"Um, that's not what it means..." Naruto walked towards Kakashi as he said, wanting to explain.

Then a strong wind came from behind, and Naruto was caught off guard and scratched his shoulder.

Kakashi appeared from behind him with a smile, and said, "The first piece of advice, don't be emotional in battle."

Naruto twitched the corner of his mouth, "I see, Mr. Kakashi."

The first combat operation officially failed, and Naruto lost his money and slipped away.

It was safe to eat, but Kakashi found traces of hypnotics in the dishes over there, so he threw them all away, which also aroused the restlessness of the restaurant owner.

"What, what's wrong? Mr. Kakashi?" the boss asked.

"It's okay, just be careful next time that there are bad cats sneaking in in the kitchen." Kakashi said meaningfully.

Naruto lying on his stomach by the window: ...Your sister.

And Kakashi walked out the door, glanced at Naruto, and said, "The second piece of advice, if a non-professional pharmacist, or without the guidance of a professional pharmacist, prescribing medicine is a very bad behavior. Not only is it useless, but also To scare the snake away."

"Okay, okay..."

The second battle plan failed.

After eating, Kakashi walked around twice, but Naruto never made a third strike, which made Kakashi a little regretful.So he was about to go back, and there was a beautiful woman leaning against the alley over there, waving at him and saying, "Handsome guy, come in and play~"

"Okay, okay." Kakashi said as he closed the book and walked there, and when he was about to approach the beauty, his eyes were slightly cold, and the shuriken turned half a turn around his fingertips and stuck on the wall behind her, "It's fun Son?"

"It's really fun." The beauty said while punching, Kakashi dodged sideways, then pulled out the shuriken on the wall and leaned against the wall with a lazy expression, "The third piece of advice , If you can’t succeed in one blow, you should retreat, Naruko. The key point of the attack is the sneak attack.”

"I don't want to listen to you." Naruto said so, but he stopped attacking, and his gaze became as gentle as water.

"Why, do you still want to seduce?" Kakashi asked.

"Yes." Naruto said while pressing his collar with his hands, and it tore open with a clatter.

Kakashi: "..."

Kakashi: "Fuck."

Any normal man would probably be dumbfounded when he sees a beautiful woman slapping him.

Then, uh, the bell around Kakashi's waist was gone.

Naruto, who recovered his body, stood on the wall, the wind blew his hair and forehead, and then he laughed and said with a bell, "My only piece of advice, Kakashi-sensei, don't be distracted during the battle .”

"I just didn't expect you to go so far." Kakashi raised his forehead, "You really learned something terrible from Jiraiya-san."

"Eh?" Naruto said, "I think I learned this from Kakashi-sensei."

Kakashi: "...No, no, no, I won't take the blame."

"Ms. Kakashi really taught me a lot," Naruto said earnestly. "It changed me in many aspects, such as reading books during battle. I have to learn from Mr. Kakashi. I will work hard. Tell dad how much Kakashi-sensei has taught me."

Kakashi shook his head helplessly, he could see that Naruto was joking.

"Okay, Naruto, come down." Kakashi said.

"The test passed?" Naruto asked.

"Well, the test passed," Kakashi said.

"Can I cheer a bit?" Naruto asked.

"Farewell, it's a bit silly." Kakashi said.

"Okay." Naruto shrugged, and jumped off the wall, "I always feel that you will give me a sudden, and then say, 'The fifth piece of advice is don't just listen to what other people say'."

"No." Kakashi said.

"Oh, okay." Naruto said.

Then Kakashi gave Naruto a direct blow.

Naruto covered his head and said loudly, "Hey, hey, didn't you say 'no'?"

"When I said 'no', I meant that it should be the 'fourth piece of advice', not the 'fifth piece of advice'."

"Is that okay?" Naruto was dumbfounded.

"You made a mistake yourself," Kakashi said.

"Okay..." Naruto held his head, not interested.

"Okay, stop making trouble, let's talk about something serious." Kakashi said.

"It's clear that you have been making trouble, okay?" Naruto said, "Just let me pass. Everyone knows my strength."

"It has nothing to do with your strength." Kakashi shook his head and said, "By the way, you haven't treated your wound yet, have you?"

"Yes." Naruto nodded, "Mr. Kakashi, you stabbed me so many wounds."

"Ahem..." Kakashi said, "Go to my house, I'll bandage you up."

"Then trouble Kakashi-sensei." Naruto said.

The two soon arrived at Kakashi's house, and Kakashi opened the door with a key.Naruto looked curiously, "It's the home of a man who has been single for decades, I'm so curious."

Kakashi shrugged, "It might disappoint you."

As a result, it was very clean and tidy inside, and there was not even much life atmosphere.There was nothing that could be called entertainment in the house, not even a TV.On one side are neatly arranged ninjutsu scrolls, on the other side are empty tables and beds as neat as a hotel.

It's very deserted, and it really feels unpopular.

It's as if he's just living here on loan.

There is almost no form of entertainment, and it can even feel that his life is full of large blanks.Such a man.

"How long have you lived here, Kakashi-sensei?" Naruto asked.

"I've been living here since graduation." Kakashi said, "The house allocated by Konoha."

"Where's the original home?" Naruto asked.

"It's sold." Kakashi said casually, "It's used to buy "Kind of Heaven."

"...I haven't seen you finish that book in so many years." Naruto said.

"It's over." Kakashi said, "So I'm watching "Violent Intimacy" now."

Naruto: "...Hey, hey."

"And that kind of peerless book should be read many times." Kakashi said, "Okay, go to bed and take off your shirt."

"Oh oh ok." Naruto walked over and sat on the bed, immediately creating a bunch of wrinkles on the bed sheet.

Naruto suffered a lot of injuries today, first from Sakura's punch, and later from many wounds caused by Kakashi.It might not be so miserable if you fight head-on, but if you fight Kakashi head-on, you definitely need to open it, otherwise, once Kakashi takes out the Kaleidoscope Sharingan, Naruto will probably gg.

Kakashi's method of healing and administering medicine was still very neat. Naruto looked at Kakashi's side face and asked, "Mr. Kakashi, why are you wearing a mask?"

"Mysterious men are more attractive." Kakashi said nonsense.

"Aren't you afraid of prickly heat on a hot day?" Naruto asked.

"I'm afraid, so I take it off every time I get home, and I will put on talcum powder." Kakashi said.

Naruto: "Pfft...why are you doing this..."

"Just kidding," Kakashi said.

"Is it to hide Sharingan? This way, when you open Sharingan, the other party will not be able to see it, and you can launch a surprise attack if you reveal it suddenly." Naruto asked.

"There is a reason for this, and wearing a mask will not be able to read lips." Kakashi said.

"Still hiding your identity?" Naruto asked, "...Well, but now your mask happens to be a symbol of your identity, and so does Sharingan."

"Dai is used to it," Kakashi said.

"Any other meanings?" Naruto asked.

Kakashi glanced at Naruto and said, "It's also in memory of my father."

"Oh." Naruto didn't ask any more.

Kakashi quickly treated the wound on Naruto's shoulder, and then began to treat the wound on his waist.

"What about Sharingan? Who gave it to you?" Naruto asked.

"You talk a lot today," Kakashi said.

"No," Naruto said, "I talk a lot every day."

Kakashi pondered for a few seconds, "What you said makes sense."

Naruto said flatteredly, "Isn't that right?"

Kakashi slapped Naruto on the head, "You are not ashamed but proud, Naruto!"

Naruto covered his head and said, "I'm just curious. Anyway, you can't suddenly grow a sharingan by yourself, right?"

In fact, Naruto and Sasuke had a dark idea at the beginning, the sharingan of the Uchiha family disappeared, and Kakashi also had a sharingan... um...you understand.However, I later learned that Kakashi's copying of ninjas became famous very early, much earlier than the Uchiha clan's extermination, so his Sharingan should have been obtained before, and has nothing to do with the Uchiha clan's extermination.

"It came from a companion of mine." Kakashi said, "He gave me a Sharingan before he died."

"Why didn't I give you two?" Naruto asked.

Kakashi rolled his eyes, "Can you be a little sympathetic?"

"Um, sorry." Naruto said.

Kakashi sighed and said, "At that time I was already blind in one eye, so Obito... Uchiha Obito gave me one eye. If both eyes are transplanted, my body will suffer No way."

"Rejection reaction?" Naruto asked.

"Yeah." Kakashi nodded.

"Is the transplant easy?" Naruto continued to ask.

"It's okay, a good medical ninja can do it." Kakashi sighed again as if recalling something.

"Then I'll discuss it with Sasuke and ask him to give me an eye too. I'll give him my eye. Wouldn't it be great if we could exchange it?" Naruto asked.

"You're so big." Kakashi didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "It's eyes, not anything else."

"Okay." Naruto continued to ask, "Wouldn't it be nice to catch a Uchiha tribe on the battlefield and then goug out their eyes and install them yourself?"

"It's not that simple." Kakashi shook his head, "The Uchiha clan itself has great strength, and if it is really possible to face that situation, the proud Uchiha will destroy his eyes. The situation back then, if you dare to transplant and write Sharingan will be hunted down by the entire Uchiha family. I am the only foreigner who is recognized as sharingan."

"I see." Naruto nodded, "That Sharingan is really good."

"Actually, it's a little bit troublesome. It's possible to lose sight of Sharingan." Kakashi shook his head and said.

"Blind?" Naruto said unexpectedly.

"I told you about the realm of Sharingan, from Gouyu to Kaleidoscope Sharingan, I usually don't use Sharingan very much, or even cover it to see things with that eye, for the purpose of protecting myself. Anyway, I can perceive that The vision in one eye is not as good as it used to be."

"I don't know if the Uchiha family has such troubles... Sasuke, he doesn't seem to know this." Naruto said.

"That must be Uchiha's top secret," Kakashi said.

Naruto nodded, having an estimate in his mind.

Itachi Uchiha must have known about this.

I learned a lot from talking with Kakashi today... Let me pass this matter on to Sasuke some other day, but then again, I don't know if Sasuke will go to the Chunin exam in Hidden Cloud Village?

03.

Dark basement.

——Yes, that’s the opening line again.

Sasuke pushed open the door, and Orochimaru was sticking out his tongue slightly.

Sasuke: "..."

Sasuke: "Excuse me, you continue to play."

Orochimaru: "Ahem, cough, it's not Sasuke as you think..."

"It's okay, I can understand any perverted things you do." Sasuke said sincerely.

Orochimaru: "...cough cough cough, it's like this, because the tongue is also one of my means of attack, so I often need to exercise the flexibility of the tongue."

Sasuke: Is there such an operation?

Orochimaru: "Cough, that's it."

Sasuke shrugged, "Well, I don't care about that. I came this time to talk to you, Orochimaru."

"Tell me." Dashewan said.

"I have discussed it with Shiro, and we are going to take the Chunin exam as Otonin." Sasuke said.

"I don't plan to take part in this Chunin exam." Orochimaru said.

"He and I just went there to play and collect some information by the way." Sasuke said, "Can you send me another person? Make a three-person team so we can take the exam."

Orochimaru looked at Sasuke vigilantly: "You and he won't come back after running away, right?"

Orochimaru has seen the essence of Sasuke clearly. While he is depressed that Yu Itachi has such a younger brother, he is also reluctant to bear Uchiha's physique... Sasuke is really a genius.

"No, how could it be?" Sasuke said, "I haven't squeezed you out yet... Oh, my slip of the tongue, I haven't learned enough from you yet, I won't leave."

Orochimaru burst into tears: Hey, hey, you actually said it, you said it, Sasuke!

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