Ninja Village Collapses Daily [Comprehensive]

01.

Over there, Sakura bought dumplings for everyone in order to celebrate the goldfish that she returned with a full load.

"Speaking of which, why is there a gap between the first dumpling and the one below?" Naruto asked.

The dumplings are strung on bamboo sticks, and there are five dumplings on each stick. There is indeed a small gap between the first one on the top and the next four.

"The first one represents the 'head', and the bottom one is the 'body'." Moonlight Gale explained, "The gap in the middle is for distinction."

"It's scary to think about how we actually stick a stick in someone's head," Naruto said.

"You still have to eat its head and body later." Shikamaru said, "If you don't give it to me, I just don't have enough for one."

"I don't want it." Naruto swallowed it in one gulp, and got burned a bit.Even though the sauce was poured on it, it was still a bit sticky to the teeth. He grinned and finished the dumpling, and then thought that he really prefers fish, or meat.

On the other side, Sakura heard Shikamaru say that one was not enough and bought a few more for everyone, which made Shikamaru a little embarrassed.

"It's okay," Sakura said, "I'm going to be Hokage's woman, so I don't care about such a small amount of money."

"Okay!" Naruto said, "Sakura, I want to eat that barbecue! I want ten skewers!"

So Sakura kindly raised her fist and said with a smile, "What did you say?"

——Today's Naruto is still dying.

After all, the Land of Winds is located in the desert, and fish are rare here, rarely appearing in street food stalls.

After walking around with everyone for a while, Naruto felt a little uncomfortable, maybe because the injury hadn't healed yet, and he felt a little tired.Everyone planned to go to the temple over there next stop, Naruto was not interested, so he said hello to everyone, and planned to go and sit down first.

Not long after, he found Ning Ci, who was sitting alone on the hillside over there.The night wind blew his long hair, looking very peaceful.

Naruto immediately walked over to break the tranquility, "Ningji, you are here, I have been looking for you for a long time."--in fact, it was only for a while.

"Why are you here?" Neji asked.

"I miss you." Naruto said nonsense.

"Nonsense," Ning Ci said.

"Ah, I saw it. Actually, I wanted to take a break, and then I felt too boring to be alone, so I came to you." Naruto said sincerely.

"This sentence is more sincere." Ning Ci said.

Naruto: "..." Neji seems like a roundworm in his stomach, or does he have God mode?

The two were speechless for a while.

"That's right." Neji said, "That chakra bird..."

"Oh, I almost forgot." Naruto said, "Let me tell you, the principle is like this."

In fact, anything can be made out of chakra geometry, but it would take too much energy to make it more detailed. It is simple and convenient to transform into a bird.

"Then there's Chakra perception," Naruto said, "Hand out, Neji."

Neji held out his hand.

The two palms met, Naruto's Chakra slowly entered Neji's body, Neji frowned slightly, Naruto's Chakra seemed to be suppressing a violent breath, giving people a very uncomfortable feeling Feeling, with the kind of strength that destroys everything.

But it disappeared soon, and it is difficult for people without special physique to store other people's chakra.

"Give me your chakra next," Naruto said.

Neji controlled his chakra as much as possible, slowly sending it into Naruto's weight.

"Wow, wait, too many..." Naruto said.

"Sorry." Neji said immediately.

"It's okay... that's fine." Naruto wiped the sweat from his brow, "You can use Chakra as a code... Well, anyway, I think Neji, you are so smart and understand what I mean."

Neji nodded.

"Try it?" Naruto asked.

Neji started to make the chakra bird according to the method Naruto just taught. When he was done, Naruto also made one, so the two released the chakra bird together.

One red and one blue are hovering in the night sky, which is very beautiful.

then……

Fireworks bloom.

The fireworks display for the festival has begun.

The dark night sky was lit up, and the brilliant light lit up their pupils in an instant.The chakra bird flew higher and higher, almost merging with the fireworks.Then in the next moment, it exploded and shattered with a big firework.

Naruto looked sideways at Neji, who was looking up at the fireworks above his head.

The colorful light and shadow shone on his face.

"Ningji." Naruto said.

Neji turned his eyes back from the night sky, and met Naruto's eyes, "What's wrong?"

"I feel a little strange," Naruto said.

"Ok?"

What Neji said, Naruto couldn't hear clearly, the sound of the fireworks was too loud, but he could see his lips opening and closing.Naruto leaned forward and approached Neji, trying to hear what he was going to say, but Neji stretched out his hand and pressed Naruto's shoulder, preventing him from getting too close. .

"There is still a long way to go."

Neji said so, this time Naruto heard clearly.

"let's work hard together."

The agitated heart suddenly settled down, Naruto nodded and said, "Okay."

The relationship between them seems to be a little different.

The fireworks overhead are still brilliant.

02.

On the second day after returning from the festival, Naruto ran to say goodbye to Gaara. Gaara was in Kazekage's office at the time, giving instructions to Kazekage:

"Let's put this matter aside for the time being... Inform the captain of the dark army to gather at eight o'clock in the evening, no, in my name alone... Yes, Sandfall Gaara. No one came..."

At this time, Naruto opened the door and came in, asking, "What about those who didn't come?"

"Kill it." Gaara turned to look at Naruto and said.

The ninja next to Gaara froze for a moment, and asked, "Did you kill too much?"

"I've killed enough." Gaara said, "It's okay to have a few more."

Naruto over there laughed, "Gaara, you don't even explain it... It's like this, anyone with a discerning eye can see that it will be a matter of time before Gaara succeeds Kazekage, and Anbe is Kazekage's Directly under the organization, if there is a problem with the captain, it is really a terrible threat to Kazekage's status. Or to put it another way, not coming is not because of dissatisfaction with Kazekage, but because he thinks that Gaara will not take over Kazekage, then Such a person is undoubtedly stupid, and is not worthy of being the leader of the dark army. And the leader of the dark army does not have an honorable retirement, and it is safer to kill him."

The ninja froze for a moment and asked, "Is that so?"

Gaara nodded slowly.

The ninja was naturally taken aback.

Originally thought that Gaara was just pure bloodthirsty, but didn't expect so many things to be hidden behind a single order?

"You go down first." Gaara said with her head tilted.

"Yes..." he said.

Before he pushed the door and went out, Gaara's faint voice came from behind, "I'm not like Naruto, I don't have the patience to explain..."

The ninja was covered in cold sweat immediately, and immediately turned around and bowed deeply, "I'm very sorry! Gaara-sama!"

Gaara has two meanings in this sentence.

One, Gaara doesn't have the patience to explain, so he should be smart and think about the meaning of Gaara's orders.

Two, if you can't figure out Gaara's meaning, then be obedient.

After the man left, Naruto was a little worried, "Is this appropriate from the beginning?"

"It's nothing." Gaara said, "... a bunch of rubbish, and claiming that Sand Yin is a training elite policy. I am now one of the best ninjas in service."

"It means I love Luo Qiang." Naruto said with a smile.

Gaara glanced at him silently, and then said, "It means they are weak."

Well, that's true too.

"It's full of corpses and vegetarians. Death is not a pity." When Gaara said this, his tone was very light, but Naruto had already seen the blood flow in the Shayin Village after Gaara officially took power.

"You are amazing." Naruto said sincerely, "It seems that you really want to be a good Kazekage... Why did you change so much?"

"I'm trying to explore the state of mind of the so-called high-ranking person." Gaara said, "I saw you and your father. Your father also turned you into Jinjuriki back then, but you two have a good relationship now. I want to try too. Try to resurrect my father, but that's for later."

"Ah..." Speaking of it, it was Naruto's influence on him, Naruto scratched his head, and said, "The state of mind of a superior, will you be addicted to power?"

"I don't know." Gaara said.

"Well... it's better than being obsessed with killing." Naruto said, "In short, come on Gaara, if you have anything to do, you can find me, I will be in Konoha for a long time as expected."

Gaara nodded.

"Then I'll go first."

"I'll see you off." Gaara said.

Naruto didn't refuse, and said, "Okay."

After all, this farewell, it will be a long time before we see you next time.

03.

After returning to Konoha, I found that the temperature in Konoha had dropped a lot. It really is autumn.First of all, of course, follow Moonlight Hayate to deliver the mission. After reading the mission report, Tsunade looked at Naruto: "How is your body?"

"It's okay." Naruto said.

"Just in case, let me check your body alone later." Tsunade said.

"Okay." Naruto nodded.

Then he whispered to Shikamaru who was at the side: "It really sounds like the feeling of uncle coming to check you up after get off work, little sister."

Shikamaru: "...cough cough cough."

Then, Naruto was seriously injured.

Tsunade checked his body openly, and treated the injuries caused by the strange force by the way.

It was already the second day after the mission when the seventh class reunited.

"Yo, long time no see, little ghosts... well, there are newcomers." Kakashi jumped down from the electric pole and said, "Is it Haruno Sakura?"

"Senior Kakashi." Sakura saluted and called.

"Well, she's still a very cute girl." Kakashi said, "And I like polite little girls the most..."

"...She is Tsunade's disciple." Naruto said, "It's amazing."

"Hmm...ahem...pretend I didn't say it." Kakashi said.

Sakura over there glared at Naruto.

"Since you are a newcomer, let me introduce myself." Kakashi said.

"Self-introduction... uh, what do you want to say specifically?" Sakura asked.

"Things you are good at, things you like, things you hate, dreams..." Kakashi said, "Anyway, just talk about it casually."

"Okay." Sakura nodded, "My name is 丨 Haruno Sakura, and I am good at physical and illusion skills. What I like... um... It's better to say people I like..."

"Well... It's true that it's more important for girls of your age to fall in love." Kakashi said with emotion, "Even the ones from Anbu are no exception."

"I like Hinata Hinata." Sakura continued.

Kakashi: "... Poof." He didn't say anything.

"And the things I hate, there are still many things I hate, so I won't list them one by one. If you dream," Sakura said loudly, "become Hokage!"

Kakashi froze for a moment, then said, "Hokage is not so easy to be."

"Of course I know, and I'm working hard for it." Sakura said, "Although I am a woman, Tsunade-sensei is also a woman."

"The Fifth Hokage-sama is very powerful, and it is related to her bloodline." Kakashi said.

"Although I have no family background, if Hinata and I are together, as the eldest lady of the Hinata family, the Hinata family will support me as Hokage." Sakura said.

Kakashi: "..." I believed your evil.

Yet what she said was so reasonable that he was speechless.

04.

So, Naruto was not Hokage and went to like men, but Hinata is still Mrs. Hokage. ——The background is Sakura wearing a Hokage robe and laughing wildly with her hands on her hips.

05.

After returning to a peaceful life, the notice from above came out not long after, and this winter, I will make up a Chunin exam in the Land of Thunder.After the news was announced, all Konoha's lower ninjas are gearing up, ready to train hard, so that they can be promoted to Chunin this winter.

——They've had enough of those D-level missions.

But before that, there were still D-level missions and sporadic C-level missions. Naruto and the others didn't get many opportunities to leave the village, and spent most of their time in Konoha doing missions and practicing.

Tsunade was constantly playing games with the elders, and she issued a rigid policy that every three-person team must have one person who knows medical skills.

Here in class [-], because Sakura refused to learn medical ninjutsu, Shikamaru took on this responsibility.However, he was also in charge of the treatment of the seventh class before, so there is no need to change his psychological role.The only difference is that he spends his time every afternoon going to Konoha's medical class and has been given unified training.

Anyway, what Shikamaru lacks now is the amount of chakra and the micromanagement of chakra. Learning some medical ninjutsu will also help him improve his combat effectiveness.

Both Shikamaru and Sakura are quite busy, because besides their daily tasks, they have to do their own practice, but Naruto is free.He didn't see Namikaze Minato after he came back from Sand Hidden Village. Kakashi and Naruto said that Namikaze Minato went to retreat for practice some time ago. They, and arranged a bunch of enchantments at the door, saying that they refused to disturb anyone.

Naruto also suppressed his eagerness to move. Although he sometimes made trouble and sometimes played pranks, he could tell the difference between the serious and the serious.

Kakashi is not strict with them. Sometimes when all three of them slip away, Kakashi will sigh and complete the D-level task by himself. The nickname "D-rank Jōnin" quickly spread among Jōnin.

Shikamaru felt a little embarrassed to make Kakashi be laughed at, but Kakashi himself didn't care, he was still doing D-level tasks cheerfully all day long with a little yellow book in his hand, and said, "This is an ideal life."

As a result, the ordinary D-level task of finding people that day became a C-level task because of the abduction of kidnappers and the intervention of ninjas. Kakashi sighed and put away the little yellow book, looking at the four rebels who surrounded him and said, "...So, an ideal life is also based on the protection of force."

One-to-many crackling and beating.

When Naruto felt it, Kakashi was sitting on top of a few gangsters and looking at the little yellow book leisurely. When he saw Naruto, he raised his hand and said hello, "Yo, Naruto, you're here."

"Yo, Mr. Kakashi, you are still watching." Naruto said.

After confirming the eyes, it is the master and the apprentice.

Autumn passed quickly, or the peaceful life passed quickly, and after a while, Konoha was asked to participate in the list of Chunin exams, and Naruto and the others were all enrolled.

"But before that, you need to know that this exam is different from the last one. The last time was in Konoha, but this time it is in the distant country of Thunder." Kakashi said, "There will only be one ninja Take you there, I'm not sure if it's me, this has to be decided by Hokage-sama."

"Then just talk to Hokage-sama." Naruto said, "If it is representative, it is obvious that among all the Konoha ninjas, the copying ninja Hatake Kakashi is the most representative and can show the most. Leaf strength."

Naruto's words sounded like compliments, but they were actually telling the truth.

Kakashi's strength is really terrifying, from the communication with Kakashi in recent days - because Shikamaru and Sakura are always very busy, so Naruto basically spent the whole autumn with Kakashi It's been - Naruto learned a lot about Sharingan, including the existence of a bug called Kaleidoscope Sharingan.

Naruto also tried to feel the illusion of Sharingan, so Kakashi used the illusion to put a hundred different flavors of Ichiraku ramen in front of Naruto, and then tied Naruto so that he could not move... So Naruto suffered a great trauma, which even Kakashi didn't expect.

"Sharingan is really scary." Naruto said with lingering fear.

"It's scary." Kakashi was speechless, "There is still some distance between my illusion and the Tsukuyomi of Kaleidoscope Sharingan, please cheer up, Naruto."

"No." Naruto said desperately, "I choose death."

"Hey, hey." Kakashi broke off the branch over there and hit Naruto on the head twice, "Stop making trouble, you have to learn how to deal with Sharingan."

"Why?" Naruto asked, "Because Uchiha Itachi wants to catch me?"

"Well, this is one reason, and there is..." Kakashi said after a few seconds of silence, "Sasuke."

Naruto froze for a moment, "... Sasuke."

"You and him will meet sooner or later...so, you should be prepared." Kakashi said slowly.

Naruto suddenly felt a little guilty, but at the same time he also clearly knew that this was not the time to say this to Kakashi-sensei, it was not yet time.

"It's okay Kakashi-sensei, I'm strong." Naruto said with a big smile, "I'll teach that guy Sasuke a lesson, and Kakashi-sensei, without Sasuke, you still have me and Shika Maru, there's more Sakura now!"

"Well..." Kakashi nodded, his expression was still a bit lost, and he said after a while, "That kid actually lied to my Rachel and then turned around and ran away, let's see if I don't kill him next time we meet he."

Naruto broke into a sudden cold sweat.

It's over, he asked Sasuke to trick Kakashi's Raikiri away ahem...Kakashi-sensei, please calm down_(:3∠)_

However, he didn't seem to be able to calm down.

That afternoon, Kakashi summoned all members of Class Seven.

"Presumably you all know what's going to happen next, and Maitekai will lead the team to Yunyin Village, Land of Thunder, to take the Zhongnin Exam soon." Kakashitsu knew.

"Ah, why is it Akai? I really hope it's from Mr. Kakashi." Naruto said.

"I thought it was also led by the famous copy ninja." Shikamaru said.

"The village is different now." Kakashi said in a deep voice, "As one of Konoha's symbols, I need to stay in the village."

"I see." Sakura nodded, "Is the situation already this serious?"

"The situation has always been serious." Kakashi shook his head and said.

No wonder...Kakashi has been staying in the village to do D-level missions during this period, so he also had concerns in this regard.

"Understood." Naruto nodded.

"Then, I need to test you next." Kakashi said, "See if you can get the qualifications to go to the outer village to take the Chunin exam."

"What kind of test is it? Kakashi-sensei." Shikamaru asked.

"You should be very familiar... the same old way." Kakashi took out three bells from his body, "grab the bells."

"Eh? Didn't Mr. Kakashi prepare two bells this time?" Naruto asked.

"Ah, this kind of infighting tactic is useless to you... so I just got three bells." Kakashi said, "Okay, let's end the question here, and I will announce the rules. "

"Okay." Naruto and Shikamaru were gearing up a bit, Sakura didn't know about the bell before, so right now she just listened obediently.

"I will stay here this afternoon, and I will go back to eat and sleep at night. As usual, you need to get these three bells before 12 midnight." Kakashi said, "Although I really want to say that you have the intention to kill me. I came to participate in the competition with my faith, but I think it’s better to leave... because I might really die because of it. So, rule one, don’t hurt innocent people in order to snatch the bell. Two, Naruto is not allowed to use psychic skills Three, no one is allowed to use forbidden techniques that harm the body. The above....Then, now, the test officially begins!"

When Kakashi's voice just fell, Shikamaru had completed the seal of the shadow technique, Sakura rushed over and punched Kakashi, and Naruto's Helimaru began to charge.

Then Kakashi was beaten to pieces and turned into pieces on the spot.

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The author has something to say: Kakashi died.

Do you believe it hhhhhh

Speaking of which, in the last chapter, Shikamaru came out of the closet was written as Shikamaru's cheating orz, and last time, the lover's niece was wrongly written as the lover's daughter...

Reader Comments on Steamed Buns Dip Coffee:

gay!Every time this author makes a typo, a character will be called a scumbag.

Break: Blood all over his face.

Shikamaru: Blood all over his face.

The author also blushed after seeing his typo...