Only I, a big orange, can't cultivate immortality

"Lord Mountain God, I have long admired you."

After a brief daze, Yunxue bowed her head and greeted first to show her respect for the mountain god of Jishan.

"However, you said that you are Cheng Zi's Taoist partner..." Yun Xue raised her eyelids, staring suspiciously at the cat in Linjiang Xian's arms who was also stunned, "He is a cat."

"It's a cat, but it can transform people." Immortal Linjiang caressed the fur on Cheng Zi's back, and said in a flat tone, "Oh, I forgot that you've been in Yinyu Town, and you haven't seen his body yet."

Yun Xue: "..."

Lord Mountain God, you should quickly receive your supernatural powers!

No matter how much you try to cover it up, you can't hide the show off and demonstration that is almost overflowing in those eyes!

Little Fenghuang took out the fruit she got in the Yuren Palace, and took one bite at a time, watching the play happily.

Yunxue gathered herself together, and was also a little angry, and decided to use magic to defeat the magic: "I have never seen his body, but I have been with him day and night for two years, and we are as familiar as one. We don't see each other now, and we will see each other again in the future." of."

it is good!well said!

If Linjiang Xian's expression was not so delicate and terrifying, Little Phoenix would have liked to slap his palms to pieces.

"We've been together day and night for two years..."

Immortal Linjiang's ending sound is very meaningful: "It is indeed a long time for him, but from now on, I will be the one who gets along with him day and night."

Yun Xue: "..."

"We still have something to do, let's enter the town first." Immortal Linjiang continued, not giving it time to fight back, "I'll talk about it later when I have time."

After finishing speaking, he lowered his head and kissed Cheng Zi's ear tip, and walked towards Jiang's house.

After watching the whole performance, Xiao Fenghuang couldn't hold back his internal injury from laughing, and Yun Xue also grinned after being speechless for a while.

"It seems that Lord Shanshen cares about oranges very much, um, that's good too."

Hearing this, the pear tree placed its fresh green branches.

You are open-minded in what you say, and you have the ability to put away the sour smell on your body!

After walking a certain distance, the figures of Yunxue and Lishu were left far behind.

Cheng Zi seemed to have finally come to his senses, his claws resting on Immortal Linjiang's chest and he leaned back slightly, his sharp eyes moved left and right, catching his guilty conscience.

He grinned with two small fangs, and his eyes narrowed into slits: "Meow meow meow meow meow meow?"

I've done everything, why be ashamed!Tell me quickly, were you jealous of Yunxue just now?

Immortal Linjiang was helpless: "I heard that it has a very good relationship with you, and you also like to rub its fur..."

"Meow!"

You are sour!

Cheng Zi rubbed his fur claws, tilted his head and pressed against his chest, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing.

Seeing this, Immortal Linjiang stopped her stubborn thoughts of continuing to die, and admitted frankly: "Yeah, I'm sore. Would you like some lemon candy to feel my mood at this time?"

"Wow!"

Cheng Zi shook his head, jumped out of his arms, trotted happily, and turned around to meow and urge him to follow.

Linjiangxian had never seen Yinyu Town well, before returning to Jiang's house, he wanted to take Linjiangxian to visit Yinyu Town.

"it is good."

Lin Jiangxian quickened his pace and followed with a smile.

Stepping on the fresh melting snow, Cheng Zi ran from the winding path to the farmland.

The field has not been sown yet, and the field ridges piled up last year are still standing high. Standing on it, a small cat looks like the sky is vast and boundless, and it is so low that you can touch it, almost touching the tip of his ear.

The wind blew from the direction of the setting sun, stirring his soft hair.The dark blue night is approaching, only a piece of clouds surrounded by the setting sun on the top of the distant mountain is shining like molten gold.

Cheng Zi ran against the wind, and Ye Guang followed his footsteps.When the last ray of sunlight is swallowed up, the blue-black sky becomes a spreading curtain, and stars fall on it.

Running across the fields, there was the sound of gurgling water from the river west of the town.The starlight is reflected in the water, shining like silver scales in the ripples.

Cheng Zi ran across the rocky beach, and saw Yi Jiangshan coming out of the river, cursing and swearing with his half-wet hair shaking, no matter how hard the two fish she was carrying were struggling, they couldn't get away from her seemingly slender hand.

"Meow!"

Cheng Zi jumped onto the bluestone, greeted her with a smile, and asked her if she didn't go fishing today and went down the river to fish instead.

"How can you be so innocent?" Yi Jiangshan threw his long hair behind him, with water droplets all over his face, and said, "I'm really fishing! It's just that these two fish are too strong and pulled me away. into the river!"

Cheng Zi let out a meow-meow-meow laugh, and was embraced by her who became angry from embarrassment and rubbed the water hard.

Passing the river bank, and walking a little further, is the only school in the town.

The children have all gone out for a study tour, and the school is quiet, only the room where the teacher lives is lit.His figure was hit by the candlelight on the window, writing vigorously.

The branches of the two apricot trees in front of the window are slanted, and there are also several vertical and horizontal latitude and longitude lines, which set off the scene like a picture.

Not far from the school is the home of Yunxue and Tayu.Yunxue was not there, and there was only a rabbit in the yard devoting itself to eating radishes.

Cheng Zi passed by the door, jumped over the fence with all his strength, and waved his paw at it.

Ta Yu nodded, responding earnestly and lazily.

Turn around the intersection and go straight, that is Jiang's house.

For the last part of the journey, Cheng Zi slowed down his pace and walked three meters in front of Immortal Linjiang, his footsteps were light, and the tip of his tail rubbed against the ground with flicks, which made people feel happy.

Immortal Linjiang followed at a distance, and behind him were Yi Jiangshan and Xiaofeng who were discussing how to eat the two fish, shoulder to shoulder.

Starlight sprinkles the way we came, and also illuminates the way home.

……

In the small courtyard of Jiang's family, the vegetable field was still lush and lush, not much different from when Cheng Zi left, but the peach tree by the well was full of flowers, and the whole courtyard was fragrant and fragrant.

In order to celebrate the completion of the preparations for the plan to exterminate demons and Cheng Zi's leaving the order, Uncle Jiang and Shen Jiangyue worked together to cook a lot of dishes, and the stone table was so full that even a chopstick couldn't get in.

Liu Niangzi hugged Cheng Zi and rubbed it for a while before alleviating her sudden cat addiction. She took out the peach blossom wine brewed last year to share, each with a bottle, while Cheng Zi only had one glass, so angry that he grabbed Linjiang Xian by the collar and meowed with a complaint.

"It's useless for you to complain." Shen Jiangyue smiled slightly, narrowing her eyes like a sly fox, "We are your natal family, he has to listen to us, right?"

Immortal Linjiang pursed her lips and smiled: "Yes."

While responding, he fed the wine in the glass to Cheng Zi: "However, although I can't help him get more wine, I should be able to share my wine with him, right?"

"Meow meow meow!"

sure!Because what's yours is mine!

Cheng Zi was happy, and after rushing to answer, he hugged his wrist and drank the peach blossom wine. The heat was on his face, and the inside of his ears turned red.

After two glasses of wine, he was already a little dizzy, and the weight of his head seemed to be unbearable. He toppled over and over again, and finally he impatiently put it on Linjiang Xian's lap.

"Hahahaha!" Seeing this, Yi Jiangshan sneered unceremoniously while clutching the bottle, "How dare you drink too much with your capacity for alcohol? Forget the embarrassment of getting drunk before?"

As she said that, she flicked the cat's ears with her fingers, and she didn't care about being held down by Cheng Zi for a bite.

"Meow meow meow..."

What do you know, I'm called today's wine, today's drunk...

"Meow meow meow! Meow meow! Meow!"

God did not give birth to me, Cheng Orange!The wine road is like a long night!Here comes the wine!

Cheng Zi stood up staggeringly, and fell back a few seconds after he was full of pride, wrinkled his small round face against Linjiang Xian's chest, and slid back to its original position.

Immortal Linjiang smiled helplessly, and was about to say something, when she raised her head, she saw a person at the table holding a picture-taking technique, the corners of her mouth nearly grinning behind her ears.

It's really... a lot of bamboo shoots.

I don't know whether Cheng Zi learned the wicked trick from them, or they were assimilated by Cheng Zi's wickedness.

Considering that the action of force is mutual, the two sides probably influence each other.

Linjiang Xian thought, holding Cheng Zi's head and rubbing it.

It feels so good.

Second Uncle Jiang watched the crowd laughing and making noise, but didn't participate. He just drank and ate quietly, casting glances at the sky from time to time, with a smile on his lips.

The dinner didn't end until late at night, and everyone seemed to have made an appointment. No one took the initiative to disperse the smell of alcohol, but let themselves pass out, lying on the ground in a mess, blushing, muttering words that only they could understand, and fell asleep.

"It will rain at night." Second Uncle Jiang said to Lady Liu, "You don't like the humidity in the room. I heated the kang with phoenix flames. Go to sleep first."

Lady Liu poked her head out from the door and looked at the people in her yard who were not sleeping properly: "Then what about them? Just drenched like this?"

"Let's shower." Second Uncle Jiang smiled, "Anyway, they're not afraid."

Miss Liu smiled and nodded.

Cheng Zi was lying sprawled in the middle of the bed, already fast asleep, with his fluffy white belly turned out, his paws spread out, his head tilted, and his sleeping appearance was carefree and cute.

This is Jiang Shuke's room. When he is not around, Lin Jiangxian will temporarily use it as a guest room.

Immortal Linjiang naturally had no reason to dislike him, so he made the bed first, and when he came back to get the pillow from the cupboard, he was amused by Cheng Zi's sleeping position.

He put his hand on Cheng Zi's belly and rubbed it, and the soft and warm touch immediately wrapped around his fingertips.

With a grunt, Cheng Zi rolled over and lay down, his whole body curled up to wrap around his palm, and his head was pressed tightly against it, like a giant dragon guarding a treasure.

Immortal Linjiang stroked the fur on his back, then picked him up and put him on the inside of the bed, before lying down on his side.

Although the movement was gentle, it still woke him up.

"Mi woo..."

Cheng Zi dragged his voice out, let out a soft cry, opened his eyes bewilderedly, and pushed himself into Immortal Linjiang's arms like a big bug, resting his head on his chest.

"Did I wake you up?" Lin Jiangxian asked gently.

The room was burning with phoenix flames, and it was warm, but he only felt that the place where Cheng Zi was pressing on his chest was astonishingly hot.

Immortal Linjiang thought it was a psychological effect, but he didn't expect that after Cheng Zi yawned, a golden flame suddenly burst out from his body, and the big cat transformed into a human form in the center of the light, wrapping his hands and feet on the ground.

"Meow...no..."

The clear boyish voice sounded drowsy, Cheng Zi didn't realize that his form had changed again, and his whole body stuck to Linjiang Immortal.

He buried his head in Linjiang Xian's arms, and an indescribably cool fragrance lingered at the tip of his nose, which made him feel very at ease.

"Good night……"

Cheng Zi was fighting against drowsiness for the last time: "Tomorrow is Jingzhe... Yes, farming..." As soon as the words fell, he fell asleep.

"..."

Linjiang Xian took a deep breath and hugged him restrainedly.

"Well, farming."

On the distant Mount Ji, the whitebait was sitting in the water telling stories to the spirits. Suddenly, it felt hot. When I looked down, I saw the temperature of the water in the whole river rose sharply, and it boiled in the blink of an eye.

"Fuck!"

The whitebait seemed to jump straight out of the river, and it was so hot that it jumped left and right and smoked all over, wanting to cry but not crying.

Master Shanshen, what are you doing again QAQ

……

After a few hours, the originally clear sky dimmed, and the cloud gathered into a group at an extremely fast speed, tumbling endlessly, and after a while, a continuous thunderstorm exploded.

Awakening of Insects, the solar term for the recovery of all things.

33 Above the sky, the celestial girl holds a long sword and steps on a thundercloud. Her eyes pass through the boundless void in front of her, and she freezes on the starry sky beyond an unknown distance.

There is a black lair of irregular shape, tall and vast, filled with disgusting devilish energy, and countless demons that look like human races come and go in and out of it, wearing armor to prepare for battle.

"Found you!"

Tiannv's eyes sharpened, and she unsheathed the long sword in her hand, bringing with it thousands of miles of thunder and endless sword light, and slashed at the lair that had been exposed.

This sword that spanned endless space carried all her strength, the incomparable thunder, and the background of Jiang Er, Shen Jiangyue, and Yunshangfu. It fell from the top of the nest.

"boom--"

After a moment of silence, a huge roar oscillated violently inside the Heavenly Demon's lair that was cut open in the middle, passing through a long distance layer by layer, almost reaching the human world.

Suddenly, there was a loud noise in the thundercloud, dense, short and sharp, assimilating and covering up the sound.

The common people in the world think that this year's waking thunder is particularly loud, and they are looking forward to the sowing after dawn and the harvest throughout the year.

With a pale face, the celestial girl fell to the ground as if she was exhausted, and smiled without image.

This sword first cut off the retreat of the heavenly demons, and then lured them into the traps that had been set up before, and used blunt knives to cut through the flesh and uproot them bit by bit.

This is not a clever strategy, but with Jiang Er in control of the overall situation, it is enough to do mental calculations or not.

"Wait until things are resolved..."

Sitting in the ruins of the Heavenly Palace, the goddess said to the deserted world in a conferring tone, "I'm going down to earth to find the cat and listen to the story."

The long wind blows, and there is a soft rustling sound, as if someone answered "OK".

The goddess closed her eyes contentedly, and lay down slowly with her hand as a pillow.

It will take at least one night for the demons to react, and she is also tired, so sleep for a while.

……

Linjiang Immortal is a god, so she didn't need to sleep at all, but she fell asleep unconsciously while holding the warm Cheng Zi, and even became the one who woke up late.

When he was half asleep and half awake, he suddenly felt itchy on the tip of his nose, couldn't help frowning, and opened his eyes.

The vision was briefly blurred, but after it gradually cleared up, he saw Cheng Zi's face appearing above his head, with a bunch of hair brushing his nose back and forth with his hand, his face was full of a smirk of a successful prank.

"You're finally awake!" Cheng Zi didn't panic at all when he was caught playing tricks, but instead said confidently, "If you don't wake up again, my hands will be sore!"

Immortal Linjiang sat up slowly, smiled helplessly and said, "Why didn't you just wake me up?"

Cheng Zi blinked, put his hips on his hips and said, "Because this way is more interesting!"

"……as long as you are happy."

After being dragged by Cheng Zi to the yard to wash, Immortal Linjiang looked up at the sky, and found that today's sky is half sunny and not cloudy, with a breezy breeze, and it seems that everything is suitable for her.

As soon as he turned around, he saw Cheng Zi standing on the porch, obediently being put on a straw hat by Liu Niangzi and tied with a bow on his chin.

Such a double standard cat.

Immortal Linjiang thought sourly.

Before he was wearing a bow tie, Cheng Zi clamored for him to change it.Now Mrs. Liu also called him, but he readily accepted without saying a word.

"Linjiang Immortal! Are you alright?" Cheng Zi jumped down the steps wearing a straw hat, raised his face and waved with a smile, "We're leaving!"

"All right."

The extra thoughts disappeared in an instant, Lin Jiangxian wiped off the water stains on his face with a towel, and stepped forward to hold their hands.

The steady mountain god led his family's bouncing little Taoist couple into the long-awaited spring breeze.

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