Only I, a big orange, can't cultivate immortality

"Jiang Er! I'm back!... Oh, Mrs. Liu, are you there? It's all right, you sit down, I'll wipe off the footprints on the door first!"

Yi Jiangshan came back from the 33rd heaven with his sword, and when he landed, he kicked open the door of Jiang's house. What he saw was not Uncle Jiang, but Lady Liu who was eating winter jujube, and most of his arrogance disappeared immediately.

"It's okay, come sit down." Liu Niangzi looked at Yi Jiangshan who was full of energy, and waved with a smile.

The peach tree beside the well is already in bloom, the buds are stacked with flowers, the blooms are dense, and the fragrance is also strong.

Liu Niangzi sat under the tree, many petals fell from her hair and clothes, and the bamboo basket with fresh dates in her hand was also covered with a thin layer of pink and white. The unintentional decoration was more pleasing than the intentional heavy makeup.

Yi Jiangshan wiped off the footprints on the door and went to sit down. Without treating himself as an outsider, he took out a jujube, took a bite, and asked with a smile, "Where's Jiang Er? Isn't he at home?"

"The fourth formation node is in our Yinyu Town, very close to the farmland. He went to set up an enchantment to prevent everyone from destroying the node when farming."

Liu Niangzi spoke slowly and kindly, and Yi Jiangshan, a quick-tempered person, didn't bother her at all.

Just as she was about to answer, she suddenly turned her head to look at the sound of footsteps outside the door. Over the half-person-high fence, Shen Jiangyue, in a green shirt and with gray hair, was walking towards this side.

"Hey, another 'report' is here." Yi Jiangshan smacked his lips, "Miss Liu, is lunch here?"

"Wait for the old man to come back." Mrs. Liu answered bluntly, "Just do what he does."

At this time, Shen Jiangyue knocked on the door, holding a basket in his hand, which contained several balls of inflated black air.They struggled desperately to get out of the shackles of the bamboo basket, but they were blocked tightly by invisible forces, and in the end they could only be helpless and furious.

"I have already set traps in those places. If the army of demons breaks through the blockade of the goddesses and enters the human world, apart from the defensive formation, they can also be lured there and divided up to solve it."

Shen Jiangyue said as she walked, she didn't stop when she saw Mrs. Liu sitting in the yard.Liu Niangzi and Jiang Er didn't distinguish each other.

"Which places?" Yi Jiangshan's eyes lit up, and he threw a date in the past as a bribe, "Tell me quickly, so I can go there and wait for the rabbit!"

Shen Jiangyue reported three place names, which together with Beihuang, Donghai, Nanshan, and Yinyu Town, where Cheng Zi and the others had been, formed the upside-down Big Dipper.

"In addition, Jishan's assistance has also arrived." Shen Jiangyue said, "There are small groups of demons in the human world, and many epidemics are caused by them. Eliminating the influence of demons on the human world is what Jishan has been doing. I don't know if it's because they think it's profitable, but the four old guys in Yunshang Mansion also contacted me this time, saying that they want to contribute to the upcoming war. Heh, no fool would believe that they have such good intentions."

Lady Liu asked suspiciously: "How did the old master of Yunshang Mansion know that the demons were about to invade? I remember that the old man didn't spread the word."

"Who knows? But Yunshang Mansion has been the management organization of the practice world for many years, so it's not surprising that there are some ways of communicating with the heavens and divining the fate of the heavens and the earth."

Shen Jiangyue didn't want to discuss this matter, to be precise, he didn't want to talk about matters related to the elders of Yunshang Mansion. He hated them so much that he didn't even want to take their chance.

"Speaking of which, it's time for Chengzi and the others to come back, right? He only stayed in Yinyu Town for one night last time, and I didn't have time to see him." Shen Jiangyue changed the topic of comfort.

"That's right, the old man said tonight at the latest." Speaking of Cheng Zi, Lady Liu had a bright smile on her face.

Hearing this, Yi Jiangshan jumped up like his butt was on fire, and ran out in a hurry.

Liu Niangzi was surprised: "Why are you going?" "Go fishing for Chengzi to replenish her body!"

"When fishing, you use a sword..."

Shen Jiangyue took a bite of the jujube: "With her skill, you can't catch fish, you can only smash it like this with a sword."

"...Oh." Liu Niangzi pursed her lips and smiled, "Just let her smash a few more, and let Lao Jiangtou cook a whole fish feast tonight."

On the other side, outside the city gate of Dongcun, Jiang Shuke hugged Cen Xiang's thigh and sat on the instep of his instep. His chubby face was full of innocence, exactly the same as a certain fat orange.

Cen even suspected that Cheng Zi pretended to be innocent because he learned from him.

"I'm going to the Imperial Capital to do something, so what's the point of bringing you a child?"

"I'm here to study, I'm not afraid of danger, the more dangerous the more suitable for me!" Jiang Shuke said righteously, "Besides, I'm a scholar, I'm full of righteousness, I'm not afraid of demons and ghosts, you don't have to worry about me at all!"

"You yourself are the biggest monster in the world, so of course you're not afraid." Ji Lili, who was next to him, straightened his clothes, and opened his mouth to grab the bamboo shoots. His proficiency shows that he has done similar things a lot during this time.

Jiang Shuke never took advantage of his mouth, and was about to retaliate, but Cen Xiang, who couldn't bear it, pinched his face.

"Okay, okay, you two, stop arguing!" Considering that the two people could not stop arguing for a quarter of an hour at the beginning, Cen wanted to give up struggling, "If you want to follow, just follow, just don't make trouble."

"I do not know……"

"I'll watch him for you." Ji Dao interrupted Jiang Shuke's defense, "But, are you really ready to be an enemy of the current Tai Tuo?"

Cen wanted to scratch his head: "Chengzi and I have buried dozens of broken tablets. They all belonged to the Taifu's political opponents. They were persecuted by him before death. After death, he will use them as a stepping stone to plunder the family's luck."

Ji Dao's pupils dimmed.

"It's not a question of whether I'm ready or not. It's hard to say how to prepare well for this kind of thing." Cen Xiang said, "I don't understand political struggles, and I don't want to distinguish right from wrong for anyone. I don't have lofty ambitions. The idea is clear."

"I can fail countless times in the field he is good at, but he must die. Of course, it would be better if he could lose everything and suffer more pain before he died."

"..."

Ji Dao was silent for a long time, the haze between his brows suddenly disappeared, and he smiled like the sky after the rain.

"Your 'business', I, Ji Dao, voted for it!"

……

The cat's claw on the game ended with Linjiangxian and Toutou getting a big mouth.

Cheng Zi turned his back angrily, the hair on his stocky back exploded, he was so angry that he didn't want to flick his tail.

The head scratched its face with its hair, and saw Linjiang Immortal reached out and hugged the big orange into his arms, fed it a piece of candy and coaxed its hair down, with a strange expression.

He doesn't think people can't, at least they shouldn't, but this cat and the mountain god look really good.

"Orange! Linjiang Immortal! Come up quickly! I have found the land of beauty and beauty that Jiang Er mentioned!" The voice of Little Phoenix suddenly sounded, passing through layers of sea water without distortion.

"Meow? Meow meow meow!"

Cheng Zi suddenly raised his head, chewed the candy and swallowed it, and patted Linjiang Xian on the cheek urgently.

Immortal Linjiang was about to leave the bottom of the sea, but two strands of long hair suddenly curled up, she didn't dare to touch him, but had the courage to wrap Cheng Zi's tail.

Feeling the pulling force on the tail, Cheng Zi hugged the tail and pulled it back, thrusting his head and sticking out his tongue: "Slightly slightly!"

I won't take you!

The head couldn't laugh or cry: "You have strengthened my seal, can you leave me something to relieve my boredom? This place is too boring, if I stay for thousands of years, I will go crazy, and there may be some troubles at that time .”

Cheng Zi hugged his tail for a moment.

He also seemed to make sense.

Cheng Zi asked, "Meow?"

what do you want?

"Storybooks, comic strips, whatever." The head looked expectant, "As long as it relieves boredom."

Cheng Zi looked at Immortal Linjiang, with "Do you have one" written brightly in his big eyes?

Immortal Linjiang thought for a while, then took out a mechanism box with sixteen faces and more than 100 million solutions from his sleeve, and put it in front of his head.

"This can relieve boredom." Immortal Linjiang said, "With your ingenuity, it should be able to relieve your boredom for tens of thousands of years."

Head: "?"

He looked at the sixteen-sided mechanism box on the ground, and then at Linjiang Xian who was leaving with the cat in his arms, and suddenly felt breathless.

This is not to relieve boredom, it is to solve the trouble for him to live tenaciously with only one head left.

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Coming out of the bottom of the sea, Cheng Zi saw a completely new Nanshan.

Under the rain curtain, the blue mountains and rivers become mist, ethereal and cold.Birds squatting on the branches folded their wings, singing three or two times from time to time, and the sound was heard in the sky.

It doesn't take little Fenghuang to say that Cheng Zi knows where the so-called land of beauty is.

Right under the tree where the bird was roosting.

Because it is the first life that Nanshan ushered in after being reborn.

Seeing the scene reflected in Cheng Zi's eyes, Immortal Linjiang smiled knowingly: "Let's go, let's set up the formation."

……

Cheng Zi is still a kind cat after all, he didn't really let the future first life of the head live in the shadow of more than 100 million solutions in the mechanism box, but left him a lot of miscellaneous books, and even used local materials on Nanshan, and used wood Made a chessboard, polished stones into chess pieces, and told him to play chess by himself when he was tired from reading.

With tears in his eyes, the head stretched out its hair on the spot to rest on his paws.

Cheng Zi: "?"

Kindness will be revenged, right?

After the layout of Nanshan's array nodes was completed, Cheng Zi was thinking about where to go next, so Xiao Fenghuang stretched his waist and said first: "It's time to work out the field work, and now I'm going back to Yinyu Town, and I can still catch up with Liu Niangzi Or the rice cooked by Jiang Er."

Cheng Zi tilted his right ear and tilted his head: "Meow meow?"

Are you going back to Yinyu Town?

"Yes, the last formation node is in Yinyu Town." Immortal Linjiang took out a comb to comb his hair, and smoothed out several big hair balls, "The location is very close to the farmland."

Cheng Zi raised his head to signal him to comb his head back, put his ears on the teeth of the comb, and squinted his eyes comfortably.

Go back as soon as you go back, it will be spring soon, Yinyuzhen Chunzhong is busy, Jiang Shuke is not here, he can still help the Jiang family cheer.

"Let's go."

The little phoenix waved to them, and suddenly looked at the horizon with a sense of consciousness. The horizon that was originally covered with golden sunset and sunset was faintly gloomy, which was the prelude to the thunderstorm.

It seems that the formation method will come in handy soon.

From Nanshan to Yinyu Town, Linjiangxian and Xiaofenghuang did their best, and it only took less than a cup of tea.

Seeing the familiar pear tree at the entrance of the town, and the big white dog squatting under the tree... Silver Moon Wolf, Cheng Zi, who was lazily lying in the arms of Linjiang Immortal, his eyes lit up, and he jumped down excitedly to face them. rushed over.

At this time, they also saw Cheng Zi, the pear tree swayed its branches excitedly like a convulsion, and Yun Xue stood up shaking her hair, with surprise smiles in her eyes.

"Meow meow!"

Cheng Zi rolled under the tree like a small golden whirlwind, first jumped up and clapped hands with the hanging branches of the pear tree, and was covered with flowers all over his face, then turned to Yunxue, staring at its snow-white soft hair and pounced. ——

Yunxue was ready to be rubbed all over her body by him, but a hand that suddenly stretched out grabbed Destiny by the back of his neck and carried him into another person's arms.

Yun Xue didn't react, she blinked, her eyes climbed up, she glanced at the corners of her clothes embroidered with cloud patterns, and the sleeves entwined with vine branches, she stopped for a while on Cheng Zi who was also in a daze, and then looked at Linjiang Xianjunyi Dusty face.

Jishan Mountain God?

"Meow meow?"

Cheng Zi came back to his senses, kicking his limbs indiscriminately, his chubby body twisted around nimbly, but he still couldn't break free from the hands that held him.

"Meow!"

Cheng Zi raised his head and meowed super loudly, telling Immortal Linjiang to let go of himself.

He's going to exchange feelings with friends he hasn't seen for a long time!

"No hurry." Immortal Linjiang rubbed him, nodded slightly to Li Shu and Yunxue, with an indifferent smile on his face, "Hello, both of you, I am Cheng Zi's Taoist companion, Immortal Linjiang, the mountain god of Jishan."

Cheng Zi: "... Aww."

Li Shu: "?"

What the hell?How much plot did it miss?

Yun Xue: "..."

Why does this look seem to be demonstrating against me?

Little Phoenix: "Hahahaha (sound off)..."

Funny, this guy got jealous with a dog...a wolf!