Only I, a big orange, can't cultivate immortality

In the sparsely fenced courtyard, under the shade of the apricot tree, Immortal Linjiang put away his rattan staff, and confirmed his identity to Chuyun with his bare hands, smashing the chessboard in front of him with his palm.

The chess piece Ding Ling fell to the ground with a clatter, Chu Yun just listened quietly to the sound and did not stop it.

After a long time, he said calmly: "Master Mountain God, before you come up with the second option, I always think that letting the fate of the secrets return to their original positions is the best choice."

Immortal Linjiang sat back on the stone chair without causing dust on her body: "That's because you only saw this choice."

"Those who calculate the secrets will also be trapped by the secrets." Chu Yun waved his hand casually, and the scattered chess pieces spontaneously returned to the chess bowl, "Compared with yours, my vision is really narrow."

Realizing that he didn't mention Uncle Jiang's name, Immortal Linjiang murmured for a while: "This formation is Jiang Er's family heirloom formation, would you like to help?"

"If I don't help, wouldn't it make me look like I'm a small-minded person, disregarding the overall situation for some old grievances, and delaying major events." Chu Yun smiled gently, but there was a bit of yin and yang in his tone.

Well, hearing this tone, I know that I haven't let go of the fact that I was compared with Jiang Er when I was in the rivers and lakes, and I lost.

This inexplicable desire to win is really more enduring than the oasis in the Northern Wilderness.

Immortal Linjiang shook her head inwardly, but didn't show it on her face: "Then take me to the place where the water veins of the Lingquan are, and I'll bring the materials for arranging the nodes of the formation. If you finish it earlier, you will be less likely to encounter accidents."

"..."

Chu Yun's expression was suddenly a little subtle.

Immortal Linjiang was startled: "What's wrong?"

"It's nothing, it's just..." Chu Yun supported the edge of the table and got up, "Please ask the mountain god to be patient."

Immortal Linjiang followed his footsteps without knowing why, and after a while, she was silent towards the latrine of the white camel Wei Ai's house.

That camel is indeed suitable to be friends with Cheng Zi.

I just don't know how strong it is, so that it can survive to this day without being beaten to death.

……

"Hoo... Meow."

Cheng Zi held up his sharp claws and blew lightly, blowing off the camel's hair hooked on the tips of the claws. His demeanor was calm and composed, coupled with his stocky and heavy body, he was quite a gentleman.

With a "colorful" face, Wei Ai was also calm: "It's like this. Washing your face with Lingquan water can help clean dirt, moisturize and whiten your face, and improve your beauty. I didn't do that just to tease you, but to make you become prettier and cuter..."

"Meow."

To shut up.

Wei Ai shut her mouth tightly.

揍完欠揍骆驼出了口气，程梓不再靠近灵泉水脉，也不打算走，而是原地趴下蜷成一张金黄鸡蛋饼，开始认认真真地舔毛。

Seeing this, Wei Ai cautiously rubbed against him: "Brother Mao, why don't you leave? Didn't you agree to come here to have a look?"

"Meow meow meow."

Yeah, I didn't touch it again.

Cheng Zi took the time to reply to it, turned his head to lick the fur on his back, and then opened his mouth to "PuffPuffPuff" to spit out the hairball.

Alas, spring is coming soon, and I have to molt again, which is really troublesome.

It's not a solution to lick it by yourself, and Linjiang Immortal will come to help him comb the hair later.

Cheng Zi thought absently.

"Brother, don't you want to wait here until the Lord Mountain God comes over?" Wei Ai suddenly felt blessed, guessed his thoughts, and then glared, "We wise men are notoriously stubborn, I don't think..."

Cheng Zi tugged at his ears, and caught the slightest footsteps from his pressing voice, so he meowed lazily.Make it louder, the signal here is not good, I can't hear you clearly.

"What is a signal?" Wei Ai subconsciously increased the volume, "Hey, hold back and talk to me, you don't know about our wise man's ass temper, but I know it very well! He..."

"Who are you calling ass-tempered?"

Before Wei Ai finished speaking, a cold hand pinched and pulled her ear upwards, and the sudden voice was indifferent and cold.

"Hey! It hurts! Hey wise man, please be gentle! I am real meat!..."

Wei Ai stretched her neck with all her strength, and she kept yelling, screaming so much that she really felt the pain.

Seeing the smirk on Cheng Zi's mouth from the corner of the eye, Wei Ai knew that he was intentionally taking revenge, and at the same time she was angry and had a fighting spirit in her heart, secretly thinking that she must use other methods to get revenge next time.

Hurting each other is the way to get along with friends.

"Meow meow!"

Cheng Zi ignored Wei Ai, shouted happily and jumped into Linjiang Xian's arms, burying his head in his shoulder, with a cute and clingy coquettish appearance, without any hint of sharpness and cunning when he was fighting with Wei Ai.

Although Lin Jiangxian knew his personality well, he would still be blinded by cuteness, and would reach out to stroke the thick hair on his back—well, his hands are full of hair.

"Meow wow!"

Brush me?

Cheng Zi raised his head, opened his already round eyes, and cast a cat-like charm at him at a very close distance, sending out cute attacks.

Immortal Linjiang's heart softened, knowing that he was pretending to be cute, she was unwilling to refuse, rubbed the cat's head and replied, "I'll comb it for you when I go out."

...and then another hand hair.

Wei Ai, whose ears were pulled, saw the scene of this man and cat being friendly, and she shed tears of envy.

They are all animals, why is there such a big gap?

After laughing a lot, Linjiang Xian embraced Cheng Zi and walked to the junction of the water vein and the Lingquan, and took out the formation materials given by Uncle Jiang when he was parting——

A pair of plum blossoms embellished with the crystals of Jishan's spiritual veins, a handful of gas clusters like clouds and fog, and a fragment of tortoise shell.

It's all incomprehensible.

Cheng Zi's curiosity arose, he grabbed Immortal Linjiang's hand, stretched out his claws to fiddle with the tassels under the pair of nets, his eyes were full of love, he almost rolled around in his arms, and kicked his claws twice.

Cat temper.

Chu Yun sat on the back of the white camel, tilted his head and "looked" at the piece of tortoise shell: "He is really willing."

"Well?"

Hearing this, Cheng Zi's curiosity changed to another carrier, and he turned to look at the fragments.

Immortal Linjiang sent three kinds of materials into the water vein of Lingquan in a special way, while answering his questions: "It is said that the tortoise came out of Luoshui. , is called Luoshu."

Oh, he knew the legend.

Cheng Zi nodded, pointed at the tortoise shell and asked if it was the carapace of the tortoise, the sound was so cute.

Wei Ai slandered again: This big egg pancake cat has two faces, it looks like a ghost in hell to me, and it is so obedient and cute to the mountain god.

Ah!Double standard cat!

"Yes, but neither."

The Linjiang Immortal picked up fragments of tortoise shells and threw them into the Lingquan, a handful of water splashes suddenly exploded inside, and the blue light turned into black with reddish black, and then gradually turned into red, like a pool of flowing magma.

Cheng Zi raised his ears, and because the ears were too high, the tip of his ears touched Linjiang Xian's chin, itching.

Immortal Linjiang scratched, gently pressed his ears, and continued to explain: "The legendary tortoise does not exist, but the Hetu Luoshu that made the Jiang family prosperous did come from a piece of tortoise shell. This fragment was knocked from above. down."

"Meow..."

He is really willing to...

Cheng Zi sighed similarly to Chu Yun.

Immortal Linjiang smiled, and said in a chic tone: "Things are meaningful only when they are used in the right place, otherwise they are no more precious than the three thousand nails on a broken ship. You, Jiang Er and Liu Niangzi have not learned anything about their free and easy generosity. "

As he spoke, he patting Cheng Zi's head lovingly.

Cheng Zi hugged his head with both paws, but because his head was too round and his claws were too short, they couldn't reach the middle position where he deliberately knocked, so he couldn't help but give him a blank look.

Hearing Lin Jiangxian's words, Chu Yun at the side felt connoted.

His tone became a little lighter: "Has the formation been set up? Let's leave after it's set up. This place...is under the toilet."

Cheng Zi: "..."

Immortal Linjiang: "..."

Wei Ai subconsciously said: "Oh, what a smell! Wise man, can you wait until we go out?"

Cheng Zi bared his teeth ferociously at him: "Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow!"

You still have the face to say it!Don't you know who came up with the idea of ​​building the entrance in the toilet?

Wei Ai shrank her neck: "Oh...hahaha...I forgot about it."

Chu Yun knocked him on the head expressionlessly.

Coming out of the latrine, Linjiangxian quickly threw a cleaning spell on himself and Cheng Zi's heads to get rid of the smell that existed in the mind, and Chu Yun did the same.

The formation task is completed, it's time to part.

But it was almost dusk at this time, and under Wei Ai's strong persuasion, Cheng Zi and Lin Jiangxian decided to stay overnight.

The twilight in the Northern Desert is gentle and magnificent. Standing on the edge of the oasis, looking at the rolling sand dunes and the endless yellow sand in the distance, there will be an illusion that the horizon is infinitely elevated and expanded.

If you look up, you can see the arc-shaped sky, which is so transparent and clear, like a gentle eye gazing at the world.

How to put it, it looks like Cthulhu, but it is really beautiful when you see it.

Cheng Zi thought in his heart with a scornful tone.

Under the blue sky and in the desert, Wei Ai pulled his clansmen to hold a bonfire farewell banquet for Cheng Zi.

The staple food of the banquet is to roast a kind of plant that looks like a cactus, but different shapes and colors can taste different flavors. There are fruit flavors, milk flavors, chocolate and cola flavors. There is even a plant that Cheng Zi tasted. After tasting Moutai, he became a drunk cat, lying dizzy on the white camel who was also drunk and talking about cross talk together.

"We... hiccup! Although we've only... known each other for less than a day, but! Your friend... hiccup! I'm very happy!"

"Meow... Meow Meow Meow... Meow Meow Hiccup! Meow..."

Me too.Although you owe me a bit of a beating and didn't make the doorway louder, I haven't met someone who can communicate so smoothly... an animal!

Cheng Zi held his dangling head in one hand, and picked up the Maotai-flavored plant with the other, and touched another plant in Wei Ai's hand: "Meow!"

Cheers!

Wei Ai smiled foolishly: "Cheers!"

The other camels danced around the bonfire, and Cheng Zi and Wei Ai competed for wine around the bonfire. One cat and one camel soon got drunk, and they joined the camels in a magical dance. The dance was very wild.

Lin Jiangxian sat beside him, and recorded Cheng Zi's dancing posture with a photo technique while laughing.

One of his front paws rests on the top of his head, the other is stretched forward, and he bounces lightly on tiptoe with his two hind legs.

Although Linjiang Immortal didn't know "Four Little Swans", but seeing his vivid imitation, he could guess that it was a dance choreographed in imitation of swans.

Of course, of course.

It wasn't Cheng Zi's fault that the swan danced like a big fat duck, nor was it the dance's fault.

Whose fault is that?

Immortal Linjiang thought for a while, and put the pot on his forehead.

It's his fault.

After taking the pot, he changed the angle and continued to "shoot".

A bonfire feast lasted until late at night, and fell silent as the last flame was extinguished.

Cheng Zi slept on Linjiang's fairy legs, with his hands and feet spread out like a golden blanket, with a snoring sound coming from his throat, and he could tell from his expression that he was having a sweet dream.

Immortal Linjiang combed his hair with a comb. Starting from the top of his head, he slowly rubbed across his neck, slid across his back, and combed down along his long tail. The teeth of the comb were filled with thick hair, and his snoring became louder. , full of comfort.

Immortal Linjiang put away the combed cat fur, and prepared to take it back to Mount Ji, and find a ghost who can make a plush doll to make it look like an orange, so that it can be used to entertain loneliness when he is not around.

But if he can be with him all the time in the future, this little doll can also be given to the Jiang family, and it will be regarded as compensation for kidnapping the cat.

Immortal Linjiang unknowingly thought too far.

……

Cheng Zi slept until dawn, and when he woke up, he had already left the Northern Wilderness, and was lying on Linjiang's lap.

He turned over facing the sun, stretched his waist and stretched the cat into strips. By the way, he spread the pads to stretch his paws, giving his whole body a stretching exercise.

After stretching comfortably, he realized that something was wrong - Immortal Linjiang's attention was not on him, but was looking at the video recorded by the photography technique with the little phoenix who appeared at an unknown time.

"Meow meow meow!"

What are you looking at? What are you looking at?Give me a look too!

Cheng Zi scratched his ears suspiciously, stepped on Lin Jiangxian's arm and jumped between the two, craned his neck to take a look.

Just such a glance, let him die on the spot, wishing he could die in place and change his life with a book.

What is reflected in the photography technique is the scene of him dancing "Four Little Swans" drunk last night.

Cheng Zi curled up his paws and covered his face, turned his head and ran back, and was pulled back by Little Phoenix's long arms within two steps.

"Oh, I've seen it all. What are you running for? Let's watch together for a while." Little Phoenix's tone was full of smiles, and he couldn't hold it back at all, and he didn't want to hold it back. at the scene!"

"Meow!"

Cheng Zi was so angry that he scratched him, then turned around and scratched Lin Jiangxian again.

It's your fault!

"That's right, it's my fault." Immortal Linjiang rubbed his head and asked with a leisurely smile, "Actually, I have images from other angles, do you want to see them?"

"..."

Cheng Zi gave him a mouthful angrily.

What he didn't know was that Wei Ai also spent "huge sums of money" to buy Linjiangxian's dance photo before parting, and he is watching it now, and let out the first burst of laughter today.

Mutual harm between bad friends never requires the presence of the other party.