Only I, a big orange, can't cultivate immortality

Little Fenghuang woke up early in the morning and found that Cheng Zi and Lin Jiangxian had left Jiang's house early, and after they didn't even eat breakfast, they felt a bit broken and wanted to hit someone.

As for Linjiang Immortal?As for?It doesn't have to be so if you want to monopolize oranges!You just have to tell me, and I will definitely make way for you. Why do you have to let me suffer the crime of getting up early?

Oh, and it still doesn't work. Get up early.

man, huh.

Little Phoenix turned his anger into appetite, and angrily ate three bowls of noodles cooked by Liu Niangzi, and finally moved the pot directly in front of him.

Uncle Jiang got up earlier than Cheng Zi and Lin Jiangxian today, and went to work in the fields.

Liu Niangzi sat next to Xiao Fenghuang and made a net. The plum blossom net wrapped around unknown stones was neat and delicate, and the irregular-shaped stones wrapped in colored threads were still slightly shining in the sun.

"What's this?" Little Phoenix asked casually, sucking on the noodles.

He has no concept of the items used by ordinary people, he just thinks that the thing in front of him looks novel.

"Plum blossom zippers are used for formation." Liu Niangzi smiled slightly, "I brought the stones here from home, they are not expensive, they are just the crystallization of Jishan's spiritual veins."

"Pfft...cough cough!" Little Fenghuang was choked to death by the noodles.

The main branch of Jishan Lingmai is in the hands of Linjiang Immortal, and the rest of the branches are scattered in the interior of Jishan Mountain like a spider's web. Only then can a small crystal form.

And here...

Little Phoenix's eyes glanced at the bamboo basket next to it, which contained half a basket of colored crystals, roughly a hundred or so.

I heard that the price of Jishan Spirit Vein Crystal in the practice world is almost the same as his Phoenix Flame.

Hiss... boss, boss.

Xiao Fenghuang looked at Lady Liu again, and felt that she was glowing golden all over her plain clothes.

Lady Liu is the daughter of the Liu family. Although she had an ugly fight with her father when she got married, her father still let her take away most of the family's treasures.As for the reasons, one is because I really feel sorry for my daughter, and the other is that after I fall, there will be no one in the Liu family to guard, so it is better to let her take him with me.

Although these crystals of spiritual veins seemed numerous, they were actually only a small part of what she had taken away, and she really had nothing to use them for all these years.

It wasn't until Cheng Zi and Lin Jiangxian brought back the news, and Jiang Er took out the formation map of the defensive formation, that she remembered these things, and she simply took out the ones that could be used, and counted as a contribution.

After finishing the noodles and cleaning the pot, Little Phoenix luxuriously steamed the water stains on his hands with Phoenix Flame, and said goodbye to Lady Liu, saying that he would go to Beihuang to find Cheng Zi and Lin Jiangxian.

"Hey, Boss Feng." Liu Niangzi stopped him, smiling and squinting her eyes, "there is a mountain god watching over Beihuang, so don't go, go to the 33rd heaven and ask the goddess to help you pay attention to the movements of the demons outside the sky Bar."

Little Phoenix frowned and asked, "Will she agree?"

"It's definitely not going to be straightforward, you have to use some speaking skills." Liu Niangzi suggested with a smile: "For example, the soul of the little highness is scattered all over the world. Do you have the heart to let him be infected by the devil?"

"Um……"

Little Fenghuang held his round chin and thought for a while, then suddenly he had a flash of inspiration and snapped his fingers.

Liu Niangzi raised her eyebrows: "What's the matter? Have you thought of a good way to persuade the goddess?"

"Yeah, thank you Cheng Zi."

Xiao Fenghuang responded with a smile, and ran out cheerfully, turned back halfway, and walked away from the table with a nettle wrapped with black spiritual vein crystals.

"Give me one, and I'll use the phoenix flames to burn the kang for you later!"

Before the words were finished, the little phoenix turned into a raging flame and flew across the sky like a shooting star.

Liu Niangzi shook her head amusedly: "When I get along with Cheng Zi, my way of thinking starts to approach him, and I burn the kang with phoenix flames... I really can figure it out."

She teased Xiao Fenghuang, her hand movements did not stop at all, and she was completely unaware that Xiao Fenghuang's reasons for persuading the goddess to help were far more open than she thought.

33 In the sky, the celestial girl stood with her sword in her arms, looking coldly at the youthful Phoenix in front of her, her smile was bright and innocent, and one glance reminded her of a certain fat orange she had seen before.

To a certain extent, the cat and the phoenix are true to each other, and they all have a kind of awkward and lovable demeanor.

Little Phoenix didn't know that the thoughts were rushing under the calm and indifferent expression of the celestial girl, so she sent the plum blossom network first as planned, and when the celestial girl frowned and was about to refuse, she asked, "Do you think this crystal of spiritual veins looks like the eyes of your little highness?"

"..."

As if she had been given a body-holding technique, the celestial girl froze for a moment.

Her younger brother used to live with her in the Heavenly Palace. When the Heavenly Palace collapsed, he died to save her and save the world. He didn't leave any relics behind. Most of them were still in Lu Liuyuan's hands. She couldn't get them, and she didn't want them.

Thinking about it carefully, all these years, she has been relying on memory to pay tribute to the deceased.

The goddess couldn't help but look at the crystal.

Black, the true color of the sky, reddish in black, deep and transparent.

It's a bit like my brother's eyes.

Thinking this way, the celestial girl took the net into her hand and finally opened her golden mouth: "Why are you looking for me?"

The first step was successful.

The corner of Xiao Fenghuang's mouth raised, but he quickly lowered it, and told her about Second Uncle Jiang's plan.

Hearing the word Tianmo, Tianshen's expression remained the same, but her eyes became sharper: "I can help you, but I need a reward. You can think about the specific reward."

"Don't worry, Your Majesty, I have already thought about what reward I will pay you."

Xiao Fenghuang recalled that when he was chatting with Cheng Zi last night, he accidentally mentioned that he had told a story to the goddess, and very naturally...sold him.

"What do you think about letting my Cheng Zi tell you a hundred and eighty stories with the ancient heaven as the background?"

He said with a smile.

As soon as the words were finished, Little Phoenix saw the celestial girl leaning on the ground with her sword, and gave him a high-five with one hand.

"make a deal!"

……

Cheng Zi's "Liang Zhu" is a version for the general public, full of Zhu Yingtai disguised as a man to go to school, having a long-term relationship with Liang Shanbo, seeing off at eighteen, Liang Shanbo's failure to propose marriage and the final ending of turning into a butterfly. parts.

For Cheng Zi, he had seen too many similar stories and had no interest in them, so although he was expressive and dancing when he told them, there was always a calmness in his meowing and meowing.

But Bai Luotuo and his cousin Luotuo don’t have the amount of reading that he does. After a story, they cry after listening to the Eighteenth Prince and Liang Shanbo’s melancholy end. A River of Sadness is probably what they look like.

Cheng Zi was inexplicably infected by them, and when Zhu Yingtai wrote her name next to Liang Shanbo's name on the tombstone with weeping blood, and then jumped into the grave, her voice choked up.

He sniffed, his eyes were slightly red, he tried to open his eyes wide to let the tears evaporate, then he slapped his head, laughing at himself for getting into the scene too deeply.

And brother and sister Luo Tuo, who were more involved in the play than him, are already hugging each other and crying.

"You are too cruel, stinky cat!" Wei Ai knocked Cheng Zi's head with a hoof, accusing him sobbingly, "It's not easy for two people to fall in love, and you are so cruel and merciless to tear people apart and let them go first." Divide Yin and Yang and die for love again! You cat has no heart! No heart!"

Cheng Zi was stunned by the little girl's reaction, and subconsciously clasped his head in his paws and explained, "Although the process was a little bit abusive, the ending is good—isn't it a kind of fulfillment to die together and turn into a butterfly?"

"Your understanding of consummation is somewhat seriously ill! Just like your definition of sweet love!" Wei Ai rolled her eyes, wiped her nose, and calmed down.

Bai Zhu paused for a while, and didn't accuse Cheng Zi. He just wiped away his tears and took out a pen and paper, writing something on it.

Seeing this, Cheng Zi looked over his head curiously, and didn't know how its hard-forked hoof held the pen to write. The most important thing was that it wrote quickly, steadily and beautifully, which made Cheng Zi involuntarily Suddenly remembering the dog crawling handwriting in his previous life, wiped his sweat and shrank back.

"Sister, what are you writing?" Wei Ai put her hoof on Cheng Zi's body, and hooked up with him, "Are you going to write down this story and send it out to make tears?"

"No, I'm jotting down the idea of ​​the story, the frame, and..."

When Bai Zhu said this, he couldn't help but glance at Bai Chengzi, and there was a bit of resentment in his tone: "What Mr. Cat said just now—to die together is also a kind of consummation."

Cheng Zi's eyes lit up, and he stretched out his cat's paw to press down on its hoof: "Meow meow?"

You have the same idea as me, right?

"..."

The corners of Bai Zhu's mouth curled up.

Wei Ai laughed out loud from the side: "Look at how happy she is smiling!"

Cheng Zi silently withdrew his paws, hid them under his belly, and lowered his ears to his scalp.

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"Although it's a bit sad, the story is indeed a good story, worthy of praise and imitation." Bai Zhu continued to write, with a bit more force, as if he was not holding paper, but Cheng Zi's round cake face, "I Will write a love story with a similar ending."

Cheng Zi raised his hind legs and scratched his ears: "Meow?"

Aren't you worried that readers will throw stones at the window?

Wei Ai sneered: "You are not afraid of being beaten to death by us on the spot, what are you afraid of just smashing windows?"

"Meow...meow."

Cheng Zi turned his eyes away, his eyes fluttered with guilt.

"Hey, let me tell you, I'm going to tell this story to other people later, and also pave the way for my cousin's new storybook - more importantly, it can't be just the two of us crying to death, this taste Everyone has to taste it together!"

Wei Ai is gearing up, her face is full of can't wait, she can't wait to go out with the dragon-slaying knife of "The Butterfly Lovers", so that the little friends can feel how dangerous the human heart is.

Cheng Zi squinted at him: "Meow?"

Is it you who has the tattoo on Lord Yan's body?

Wei Ai smacked her lips, showing an expression of seeing through everything: "You don't want to see the big guy hugging each other and crying into a ball?"

"Meow!"

miss you!

Cheng Zi deserved to be decisive without hesitation.

"Then that's it." Wei Ai patted him with a weak smile, "Damn it! Prudence!"

"..."

Cheng Zi had no expression on his face, and stuck his paw on its face, recreating the scene of the name of the emoji——

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Cousin Camel was busy conceiving a new storybook, Wei Ai rushed to show off the dragon sword, Cheng Zi was thinking about looking at the water veins of the spiritual spring, the three animals chatted for a while and then separated.

Coming out of the house, without waiting for Cheng Zi to take off, Wei Ai lowered her head to let him sit between her ears, and took small, leisurely steps towards... her toilet.

How strange, camels still use toilets.

Hey, I'm going to taste it!Thinking about it makes my scalp tense!

While complaining in his heart, Cheng Zi covered his mouth and nose with his paws, and said hopelessly, "Meow meow."

Tell me that the entrance of the water vein is not set in the middle of the toilet by you.

"Smart! You can see the hidden method that I have worked so hard to think of!" The white camel raised his ears and scratched him, "Don't worry, it's just an entrance, and there are still a hundred thousand miles away from the water veins below. Eight thousand miles away!"

Cheng Zi covered it harder, and his voice became soft and waxy: "Meow meow?"

Anyway, that's a latrine. Anyone else have an opinion?

Wei Ai replied straightforwardly: "Oh, they don't know."

"...Meow woo woo woo."

You are lucky to grow up so big and not be beaten to death.

No matter how disgusted Cheng Zi was, they still jumped into the ground from the hole in the middle of the latrine, and landed with both feet on the ground after a quarter of an hour of constant speed landing.

The ground is very dark and there are no lighting objects, but it miraculously does not affect the vision.

Cheng Zi opened his eyes wide, and through the cloud-like darkness, he accurately captured the sunken sand, stones and earthworks, and followed a path paved with cobblestones, seeing a ray of light at the end of the road.

The white camel rarely made a sound, and ran towards the light source in small steps, allowing Cheng Zi to see what it was.

It was a narrow and long stream of water, and there were blue stones sinking at the bottom, emitting a faint light.The light merged into the ripples, flickering in a little turbulence, the tiny light couldn't illuminate the place, but it was like a very thin and long needle, piercing straight into the eyes and hearts of the people who saw it.

"Meow?"

This is the water vein of Lingquan?

Cheng Zi jumped off Wei Ai's head, leaned over to take a look, and saw his round face and a pair of ears turning around in the water.

"This is the water vein." Wei Ai patted him, pointed to the front and said, "That's the spiritual spring."

Cheng Zi followed its hoof and saw a spring eye, green and bright, which made him want to sing "Green Light" on the spot.

Wei Ai smiled and beckoned him to take a closer look, but he didn't refuse, stepping on the fine sand with her little paws, ran to Quan's eyes lightly and deftly, and stretched out her head again.

In the next second, a stream of water quickly zoomed in on Cheng Zi's field of vision. Unexpectedly, he was sprayed all over his head and face, and couldn't even open his eyes.

"Hahahahahahaha——You clever cat has also been recruited! This is the only way for those who enter the spirit spring!"

The laughter of the white camel resounded through the ground at the same time.

"..."

Cheng Zi silently wiped his face, licked his paws, and then opened his flesh pads.

The curved and sharp claws quickly popped out, flashing coldly in the dark.

The white camel turns and runs, and if it doesn't run, it loses its head.