Only I, a big orange, can't cultivate immortality

In the second half of the night, tens of thousands of river lanterns have already flowed into the distance, where water and sky meet, and candlelight and starlight merge into one.

The celestial girl's spell failed, and Lin Jiangxian sat on the city wall holding Cheng Zi who had transformed back into a big orange cat. The evening wind blew from a distance, mixed with scattered snow, and it was cold on the face.

"Hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..."

Playing too crazy during the day, Cheng Zi was lying on his lap and fell asleep in the dark, with a small snoring sound coming from his throat, rubbing his fingers on her body from time to time.

The night was deep, the lights in the small town were all extinguished, and both the people and the city fell into a deep sleep.

Immortal Linjiang turned the rattan stick in his hand, and with a touch of the tip of the stick, thin and weak fireflies melted into the wind and snow and scattered in all directions in the city.

It's a rare trip out, Lin Jiangxian took Cheng Zi to play in the world for a few more days.

The mountain god has no travel restrictions, he can take Cheng Zi to the southern water town for breakfast in the morning, and drift to the capital thousands of miles away by boat at noon, and head north before evening, just in time for the wonder of the lonely smoke in the desert.

One person, one cat, went around twice. During this process, Cheng Zi bought a lot of souvenirs from various places, including food and play, but most of the former went into his stomach. Getting rounder.

On the day of Laba, the world only had a vacation, Linjiang Immortal sent Cheng Zi back to Jiang's house in the snowy sky, and saw that this small courtyard that he was not familiar with was full of acquaintances.

Uncle Jiang was peeling Laba garlic on the porch, and Lady Liu was cooking Laba porridge in the kitchen.Little Phoenix brought a sycamore tree and was discussing with Yi Jiangshan which parts are suitable for fire and which parts can be used for furniture.

Shen Jiangyue squatted by the well, and made the fish fillets brought by Yi Jiangshan into fish sticks as thin as cicada's wings and white as snow. They were neatly stacked on a white porcelain plate, and poured with sauce, it was delicious in color and fragrance.

"Meow wow!"

Returning home from a trip, there are still so many guests at home, Cheng Zi excitedly jumped out of the arms of Linjiang Immortal, first went to rub Yi Jiangshan's hand, then jumped up to meet Little Phoenix, and walked around everyone After a circle, he rushed to Shen Jiangyue's side to taste the saltiness of the fish.

"You don't like raw food?"

Immortal Linjiang sat next to Second Uncle Jiang, put the cane stick by his hand, and asked indifferently.

One sentence stops the greedy cat who stretches its claws to steal food.

Cheng Zi retracted his paws, and swept the tip of his tail against the ground back and forth, looking at the raw fish on the plate, drooling, but he dared not try it due to psychological barriers.

Shen Jiangyue smiled lightly, with the demeanor of an elderly person, rubbed his ears and said, "It's okay, these fish fillets have no fishy smell after I have carefully processed them, and even if you are not used to eating them, you won't get stomach upset. How about I have a taste first?"

These words hit Cheng Zi's heart.

He smiled immediately, opened his mouth to catch the fish fillets fed by Shen Jiangyue, and chewed carefully and expectantly.

The fish fillets are extremely thin, as soft as fish skin, but with a firmer, chewier texture.

The fish fillet is covered with a layer of salty and sweet sauce, not too much, not too little, just seeps into every part of the fish, not only enhances the freshness, but also makes the fish softer and more refreshing, leaving a fragrance on the lips and teeth.

It's so delicious that it makes cats ecstatic.

Cheng Zi chewed it a few times before swallowing it whole, and couldn't wait to move on to the second piece of fish.

Shen Jiangyue fed him two more slices, then put away the plate.

"Wow!"

Give me another slice!

Cheng Zi stretched out his paws to grab Shen Jiangyue's arm, and tried his best to reach the plate that was raised by him, his tail flicked so fast that it hit Shen Jiangyue several times.

However, Shen Jiangyue deliberately raised the plate high, teasing him to jump up and down for a while, before saying that Mrs. Liu is cooking a big meal, and now she eats more, and she won't be able to eat any more in a while.

"Meow!"

mean!

Cheng Zi wrinkled his nose at him, jumped up and hit his knee, then turned around and rushed to the kitchen.

He is going to help Liu Niangzi taste the saltiness!

After peeling off the last garlic, Second Uncle Jiang saw Cheng Zifei running into the kitchen, and finally spoke to Immortal Linjiang: "Master Mountain God is very calculating, I will do the spying on the secrets of the heavens, I will endure the lightning strikes, and I will bear the karma of the celestial maiden." In the end, you took all the benefits. This is a business without capital, should I call you a contemporary Tao Zhugong?"

"Mister's words are wrong. I really know that the only benefit I get is the goodwill of the orange, and nothing else." Lin Jiangxian calmly denied it, and declined the "slander", "What's more, you don't want to find out its origin, Solve this hidden worry that has been hanging in your heart?"

Uncle Jiang shook the bowl to shake the peeled garlic cloves evenly.

"I used to think that if Cheng Zi was just an ordinary cat, following the laws of birth, old age, sickness and death, it would be fine to live happily for 20 years."

Lin Jiangxian glanced at him, not surprised that he would have such thoughts.

Mortal life is short, so no matter how barren life is, it will look gorgeous and bright, but at the same time it will also give birth to many desires and obsessions.

They want to cultivate immortals, live forever, and truly escape the world, but they don't know that the group of people who have been immersed the most in the world of practice actually want to live an ordinary life.

Shen Jiangyue, an old clapper with a life span of 700 years, dares to call himself a [-]-year-old man playing games in the world, and Yi Jiangshan is disheartened and lives in seclusion as a fisherman with poor skills.

And Uncle Jiang—one day with him, Yinyu Town will only be Yinyu Town in the world of mortals.

He cared about Cheng Zi, so he naturally wanted to give him what he wanted.

It's just that he also understands that the destiny cannot be violated.

"From the day he entered Jiang's house, Cheng Zi could not spend his whole life as an ordinary cat. The people he met would not allow it, let alone your Jiang family."

Immortal Linjiang lightly pierced Uncle Jiang's thoughts: "Since you can't let go, let's completely solve the hidden dangers on it—I guess, you already know that it is related to Tiangong...no, Gu Tianting is related?"

Uncle Jiang gnawed a piece of Laba garlic, smacked his lips, and looked puzzled:

"Well, Liu Er and I discovered it when we picked it up. The cause and effect between them is not very strong, but it seems to be deeply rooted in each other's fate. Even if I searched through the ancient books left by my ancestors, I couldn't find it. I can't figure out the origin of this relationship, and I can't even figure out why there is such a weird but profound connection between two completely different things."

"What's even more amazing is that the fate between Orange and Little Phoenix has been interrupted and continued, and the interruption and continuation are also related to Gu Tianting. The mountain god is very knowledgeable, can you tell me why? ?”

"Impossible." Imitating Cheng Zi's tone, Lin Jiangxian said with a cold humor: "I'm ignorant and ignorant, let me tell you first."

"...Tsk."

Second Uncle Jiang leaned at him and stretched out his hand: "Okay, give me the things, and I'll count."

"Now?" Immortal Linjiang asked, taking out the Tiangong tiles and handing them to him.

"Yes." Uncle Jiang looked up at the sky, "Today is Laba, the earth is only resting, and the connection between the world and the heaven is the weakest. There is no better day than this to spy on the secrets of heaven without being struck by lightning."

……

The warmest place in the kitchen is the empty space around the big iron pot. The wood fire under the stove is warm and smokes up, and the smoke is discharged outside along the chimney, leaving behind not only warmth, but also the aroma of vegetables.

Cheng Zi was lying there right now, with thick hair and not afraid of being scalded, staring at the fried rice in the pot, and gently flapping the tip of his tail expectantly.

The fried rice is made of overnight rice. Heat the oil in a pan, first put the diced chicken fir mushrooms, bacon, and winter bamboo shoots into it and stir fry for a while, then pour in the rice, use a spatula to shovel it little by little, and turn it over until the rice is The side dishes are melded and gradually sautéed until golden.

As time goes by, the taste of the fried rice becomes more and more fragrant, and the aroma becomes richer and richer.The freshness of winter bamboo shoots and mushrooms, the saltiness of bacon, mixed with the fragrance of rice itself, once fried in hot oil, it seems that you can taste the wonderful taste of fried rice in your mouth.

At least Cheng Zi was slobbering the whole time, waiting for the fried rice to come out of the pan before eating the hottest first bite.

Laba porridge has been boiled a long time ago, and it is sticky and glutinous while it is warming in the stove.

Mrs. Liu served a small bowl for Cheng Zi, watched him try to open his mouth wide while eating to prevent his teeth from getting stuck, and laughed at the foolish look that almost fell over, and scooped a spoonful of the egg liquid into the big iron. Spoon, make egg dumplings on a small fire on the coal stove.

"Did you have a good time going out with Lord Mountain God these days?"

"Huh? Huh."

Cheng Zi nodded honestly, wiped the mung beans from the corner of his mouth and ate them, then licked his paws, buried his head in the bowl and continued to drink the porridge, and put his ears back.

Because of this, he missed the smile in Liu Niangzi's eyes like a moon old matchmaker holding a red thread to build a magpie bridge, and he couldn't help but hear her ask: "Then what do you think of the mountain god? Does it suit you?"

"?"

Cheng Zi raised his head in surprise, his mouth was covered with a large circle of sticky porridge, and his eyes were wide open.

Shit shovel officer, what do you mean?

Are you going to send me out?

do not!I don't eat much, just one, two, three, four, five or six bowls a day... Ahem!In short, I am well fed, don't leave me to the next family!

"Silly cat, what are you thinking?" Mrs. Liu saw what he was thinking, and poked him on the head angrily, "I will be a Jiang family cat for a day, and I will be a Jiang family cat for the rest of my life. If you want to leave, I won't let you go! I means……"

Lady Liu paused, and suddenly remembered the source of this topic.

Two days ago, Second Uncle Jiang was watching the stars on the porch, and when Mrs. Liu said that he wanted to know Cheng Zi's current situation, he casually grabbed a handful of sand and threw it into the air, pinching his fingers to make the calculation.

This calculation was terrible, and he said on the spot: "It's broken, the orange red luan star is moving..."

"Have you found your favorite little female cat?" Jiang Shuke blurted out.

Liu Niangzi took two winter jujubes and stuffed his mouth, then nervously asked Second Uncle Jiang what was going on, but he faltered and refused to talk more, and finally only said that it might have something to do with the mountain god.

So she wrote down the matter, and as soon as Cheng Zi came back, she caught the opportunity to be alone and asked.

Cheng Zi didn't know that his red luan star was moving, and Miss Liu didn't tell him, she just thought she had misunderstood something, picked up the bowl and drank the rest of the porridge, then wiped her mouth proudly, and started meowing Meow language.

Don't misunderstand people's thoughts just because Linjiangxian treats him well. People treat him well because he is a cat and thinks he is cute, so they favor him more.

What kind of mountain god is cold-tempered and ascetic, and he doesn't look like he will fall in love.If you have to find a partner for him, it should be the kind of female swordsman, not for anything else, but for the two sides to be evenly matched, and to be able to contend with each other in future conflicts.

What kitten has no love in his heart, only all kinds of delicious food, especially the cheap food, love will only affect the speed of his eating, if he must have it, please let him live with all the delicious food in the world.

He speaks clearly and logically, with a nose and eyes.

At that time, Immortal Linjiang was sitting on the porch listening, his face darkened.

The female swordsman was stared at inexplicably by him, and he was a little angry because he didn't understand, and he wouldn't let her live in peace.

"But Chengzi, Lord Mountain God has seen your human form, and when you get along with him in human form, don't you feel any special feeling?"

Liu Niangzi put the fried egg dumplings on the plate, sprinkled with chopped green onion, and asked casually.

"Master Mountain God has a peerless appearance, an extraordinary bearing, and is so kind to you. Don't you feel moved at all?"

"..."

Cheng Zi seemed to be stumped by the question, and it seemed that he hadn't thought of this question until now.

He bent his paws and scratched his head, Xiaoyuan's face first showed a pensive look, then became serious, and finally wrinkled into a ball, with his paws bent and hanging on his chest.

Well, it seems to make sense?

Cheng Zi recalled the half a day when he was in human form with Linjiang Immortal, he ran around in the small town, asking for this and that, and even stepped on Linjiang Immortal, thinking about it now, he felt self-willed at that time.

But Immortal Linjiang pampered herself unconditionally, became a jade pendant to buy things, followed behind to carry things, accompanied the river lanterns, and didn't get angry when her feet were stepped on, she could be called the best boyfriend... Bah, bah, bah!Is the best companion!

Anyone else might not be as gentle and patient as him.

For example, if he goes out to play with Little Phoenix or Yi Jiangshan, they will only play crazier than who else.

If he went shopping with Liu Niangzi, Jiang Ershu or even Jiang Shuke, he wouldn't want this or that, but would act like a baby and buy something to eat.

If he is an unfamiliar friend like Shen Jiangyue and Shichen, he will probably be as quiet as a chicken, and be an elegant and handsome cat—at most let them buy something to eat.

Thinking about it this way, Cheng Zi suddenly felt that he and Linjiang Xian were two pieces of mortise and mortise, which fit perfectly together.

Apart from reproductive isolation and mutual affection, nothing seems to hold them back from being together.

"Chengzi, tell me the truth, do you like the mountain god?" Miss Liu suddenly moved her face closer, causing him to shrink back in fright.

Cheng Zi bit her paw: "Well..."

Like... It shouldn't be mentioned, maybe there may be a little liking, but I can't tell what the specific feeling is.

"Oh, that means I don't like it anymore." Seeing his hesitation, Liu Niangzi immediately felt that she understood everything, "After dinner, I will let him put you down."

Cheng Zi stared, ears and tail straightened: "Meow?"

What to put down?How come it's so fast forward to letting go?

Did he miss something just now?

Also, how do you get him to let go?

Cheng Zi was dazed and at the same time his brain was wide open, imagining the scene of Liu Niangzi confronting Linjiang Immortal.

Mrs. Liu is possessed by the domineering boss and throws a pot of fried rice to make him leave her cat son.

Lin Jiangxian backhanded ten cans of Skittles to make her leave her cat son.

Help!What kind of indescribable picture is this!

Under the corridor, Immortal Linjiang heard Cheng Zi's heartfelt voice: "..."