Only I, a big orange, can't cultivate immortality

The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl is an ancient love story. After Cheng Zi adapted it, some uncomfortable plots were removed, which inevitably highlighted the ruthlessness of the Queen Mother.

Tiannv has a cold personality, but she is very persistent about good and evil, right and wrong, so she sympathizes with Zhinu, reprimands the Queen Mother for her cruelty, and is very displeased with Cowherd.

"As a mortal, if you know that there is a huge gap between you and the fairy, you shouldn't tease Zhinu. Because of a momentary distraction, the trouble can't be ended. The queen mother is certainly at fault, but the root of it lies in the cowherd."

Like writing a post-reading review, Tiannv babbled a paragraph of feelings, with a hint of displeasure on her face, obviously dissatisfied with the story.

But after she finished speaking, her expression softened a bit inexplicably: "However, I really like the description of Heavenly Court and Yaochi in the story. They are very similar to the scenes I had imagined, and they are more real."

After finishing speaking, she looked at Cheng Zi who was opposite.The young man was looking at her with a smile, not angry at her last comment, as if he had already guessed her reaction.

"Since you are satisfied with my story—at least partially, should your Highness give us what we want?"

Cheng Zi tapped his bent knees quickly with his fingers, not nervous on the surface, but this little action revealed his true mood.

Immortal Linjiang held his hand and covered up the flaws for him.

The goddess lowered her head, her expression changed several times, as if she was engaged in a violent psychological struggle.

After a while, she exhaled lightly and nodded helplessly: "Okay, I'll give it to you."

Before she finished speaking, Tiannv grabbed her back with her backhand, and a piece of broken stone the size of a thumb flew into her palm, and she handed it to Cheng Zi.

Cheng Zi was about to take it, but she withdrew her hand and looked at him fixedly: "Do you have any other stories about Tianting?"

"Yes, I have!"

Cheng Zi smiled with two small fangs, and suddenly leaned over and snatched the stone piece and gave it to Linjiang Immortal, aroused the curiosity and expectation of the goddess, and then said goodbye: "His Royal Highness, goodbye! Next time we meet, I will tell you another story."

After finishing speaking, he turned around, pulled Immortal Linjiang's sleeve and pouted hard, signaling to leave quickly.

He told the story of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl for half an hour, and now his throat was about to smoke, but there was no way to tell the second one!

Anyway, the things are already in hand, let’s go!

"Your Highness, take your leave."

Immortal Linjiang understood, Shi Shiran stood up, bowed to the goddess, and before she could react, she wrapped her arms around Cheng Zi's shoulders and walked away.

33 Chongtian is high and far away, it is difficult to come, but it is easy to leave.

Immortal Linjiang ran away like oil on the soles of her feet in the blink of an eye, and the arm held by the goddess didn't even have time to fully raise it:

"you……"

Before she finished speaking, Tiannv looked at the empty place in front of her, with a hint of annoyance in her eyes.

Since her little brother passed away, her emotions have never been as rich as today.

On the other side, Uncle Jiang, who was far away in Yinyu Town, put the freshly fried barley tea on the shelf, his eyebrows jumped suddenly, and he felt faintly frightened.

He took out a small handful of barley tea and sprinkled it on the ground, carefully distinguishing the shape and direction of the tea leaves.The moment he saw the hexagram clearly, his expression changed, and immediately turned into a wry smile.

"Oh, I've been too slack lately, and that mountain god made one."

After a pause, he picked up the tea leaves on the ground and grabbed them, and said meaningfully: "However, if you ask me to figure this out, what exactly do you want to get?"

……

The goddess' spell allowed Cheng Zi to temporarily transform into a human form, even if he left the 33rd Heaven, it would still be effective for a little while.

It's rare to be able to experience life in a human way, Cheng Zi didn't want to go back to Yinyu Town so soon, so he pestered Immortal Linjiang to take him to the city in the secular world.

It happened that there was a bustling small town near the place where they settled down, surrounded by mountains and rivers, the scenery was very beautiful, and it had a special flavor under the winter snow scene.

Seeing that he was happy, Immortal Linjiang couldn't bear to refuse, so he agreed.

"Great!"

Cheng Zi happily raised his hands, just like when he was a cat, and after cheering, he ran to the small town excitedly, only took a few steps, and was dragged back.

"What's wrong?" Cheng Zi shook his head and asked innocently.

Immortal Linjiang shook his head helplessly, held up his cane and tapped lightly on his forehead: "Are you going to dress like this and go barefoot?"

Cheng Zi scratched his face, looked down, and found that the clothes on his body did not meet the dress code of this era. Lovely is cute, warm is warm, and it still looks weird in the eyes of ordinary people.

And he didn't wear shoes, and the soles of his feet scratched!

"Do you have any other clothes on you? Do you have any?"

Cheng Zi knew that Immortal Linjiang's sleeve was a magic weapon for storage, so he opened his sleeve while asking, but only revealed a section of white wrist.

He puffed up his face and wanted to change his hand to look for it again, but Immortal Linjiang gently grabbed his wrist.

"Okay, it doesn't need to be so troublesome."

Immortal Linjiang waved his stick, and blue light circled up from Cheng Zi's feet. Under his surprised gaze, he changed his clothes and hid his ears at the same time. A blue headband, embellished with pearls, is smart and lovely.

Cheng Zi moved his feet, the cotton boots stuck to his feet, soft and warm.

He looked at the clothes again, except for the size, they were almost exactly the same as what Lin Jiangxian was wearing, making one wonder if he had brought some private goods with him.

Couple outfit?

A noun from a previous life suddenly popped up in Cheng Zi's head, it was nonsensical, but it fit the current situation.

But he immediately crossed out that word, just thinking that he was thinking too much, thanked Linjiang Immortal, and ran forward happily, and he jumped a long distance in a short while.

Lin Jiangxian listened to all his thoughts and really wanted to tell him, but in fact he didn't think too much about it, he was indeed moved, and he also brought private goods with him.

But looking at Cheng Zi's heartless, innocent appearance like a cat, I feel that now is not the time.

Wait a minute.

At least make sure that his past won't cause him any trouble.

Many dangerous thoughts flashed through Linjiangxian's mind for a while, but in the end they all stopped at thoughts.

He looked at the cheerful figure who had let go in front of him, stood there holding his stick, and followed slowly.

The small town is very lively, the kind full of fireworks.

Cheng Zi originally thought that the environment and atmosphere of Yinyu Town was almost the same as that of the secular world, but it wasn't until he entered a real ordinary city that he realized that Yinyu Town was still too deserted and detached.

Cheng Zi, who had finally released his true nature, shuttled among the crowd, running around in the streets and alleys, and soon there were a bunch of odds and ends in his hands, including food and play.

The money was naturally paid by Linjiang Xian.

He pawned a piece of jade pendant that he carried with him and exchanged it for broken silver, and followed Cheng Zi like a self-propelled cash machine, not only paying for him, but also helping him get things that he lost interest after playing for a while. .

Fortunately, there is magic to help, otherwise Immortal Linjiang may not be able to take it down if he uses his feet as hands.

For the first time, the natural mountain god felt that it was good to know spells.

"Linjiang Immortal Linjiang Immortal! Come quickly!"

Just as he was thinking, Immortal Linjiang suddenly heard Cheng Zi calling out to him, so he stepped forward and stopped in front of a stall selling river lanterns.

The person who called him didn't even look at him, he bent down to carefully choose among the small and exquisite river lanterns with different shapes, his eyebrows were wrinkled, and he looked very distressed.

Today is December [-]th, and there is a custom in the city to put out river lanterns to pray for blessings before the year.Everyone is here, and Cheng Zi also wants to join in the fun.

"Which one do you like?"

Immortal Linjiang lowered his eyes, his eyes swept over the river lanterns on the stall, his brows were indifferent, but his voice was gentle when speaking to him.

"Well……"

Cheng Zi bit her nails, hesitating among carp lanterns, Bingdilian and puffer fish lanterns.

The stall owner who had served other guests noticed this, and was about to recommend it to them with a smile on his face, but Cheng Zi predicted his operation and made a choice in advance.

He picked up the chubby puffer fish lantern with one hand, and the carp lantern with a fat belly in the other. He held the latter for himself, and gave the former to Immortal Linjiang.

Immortal Linjiang was taken aback for a moment, and subconsciously caught it.

Cheng Zi smiled and said, "The puffer fish is chubby and cute, just like you!"

Immortal Linjiang couldn't laugh or cry: "...Who do you look like again?"

Chubby, cute... Isn't this the label of your orange?

Cheng Zi laughed and ran away, flicking the ponytail on the back of his head, just like his flexible tail when he was a cat.

Immortal Linjiang stood where he was, glanced at the puffer fish lantern in his hand, and felt disgusted, but it was not easy to be disgusted.

Pufferfish Lantern stared at a pair of big eyes, his face full of innocence.

The two of them wandered leisurely and leisurely, and in a blink of an eye, the sun was setting and the willows were on the moon.

A city full of people gathered by the moat, and one after another river lights lit up on the water, chasing the water away.

The light of the whole river converged into a bright stream, reflected on the bottom of the water, like the night sky hanging upside down, and even the full moon in the sky was eclipsed.

Cheng Zi took great pains to find a corner with relatively few people, just under the stone arch bridge, close to the bridge opening, and a few sections of stone stairs covered by water plants.

Cheng Zi dragged Immortal Linjiang to squat down, first put down his carp lantern, then folded his palms together, and made a wish muttering words.

He made a wish to each of the three members of the Jiang family.

What is given to Miss Liu is health and happiness, what is given to Uncle Jiang is everything goes well, and what is given to Jiang Shuke...

Well, long live sixty.

Sincere and realistic.

Immortal Linjiang listened attentively to Cheng Zi's wish, but he didn't see him making a wish when he heard the end, so he couldn't help but asked doubtfully, "Don't you have any wish?"

"my wish?"

Cheng Zi held his chin in his hands and thought for a while, then suddenly smiled brightly: "My wish has come true!"

I had a hard and exhausting life in my previous life, so I wish to be a cat in the next life, carefree and free.

God not only fulfilled his wish, but also added many benefits to him.

One needs to be content to be a human being, and so is being a cat, so he is contented and happy in this life, and has nothing to want.

Cheng Zi's heartfelt voice was simple and joyful, hearing Linjiang Xian's expression softened, and he put his puffer fish lamp into the rippling ripples.

"In that case," he poked the chubby lamp with an innocent face, "then I'll make a wish—all Cheng Zi's wishes will come true."

"Hey... don't you have a wish?" Cheng Zi grabbed a strand of hair from his sideburns and tugged it strangely.

"I am the mountain god of Jishan." Immortal Linjiang stroked his hair, his blue eyes sparkling, "Who dares to grant my wish?"

"Not always!"

Cheng Zi raised his palms together, patted it three times, closed his eyes and said solemnly: "Master Mountain God has blessed the world for many years, he is conscientious and conscientious, like an old scalper in the field, he works tirelessly..."

Immortal Linjiang: "..."

Cheng Zi didn't feel anything wrong at all, and continued: "For the sake of his diligence, God is above, let him make a wish! Hmm... the kind that can do anything!"

Lin Jiangxian slightly curled the corners of his mouth.

"Okay, I've made a wish for you, you should make good use of it!" Cheng Zi said as he patted him on the shoulder encouragingly, laughing out two small canine teeth.

Glancing sideways inadvertently from the corner of the eye, he suddenly let out an "oops" and was startled by a person walking on the bridge.

The man stood on the bridge with his head down, his handsome face was as cold as a piece of ice.

Cheng Zi didn't recognize him, and had never met him before, but for some reason, when he looked at him, he felt terrified, and felt that he had a face similar to his own.

When he panicked and panicked, he subconsciously hugged Immortal Linjiang's arm, his voice trembling faintly: "Lin, Immortal Linjiang, look at this hot guy...does he look like me?"

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Immortal Linjiang followed his line of sight and recognized the appearance of the strange boy, confusion occupied his brain for a while.

"looks like?"

Cheng Zi nodded blankly: "Yes! It's exactly the same!"

"..."

Immortal Linjiang turned his small round face to the water surface, and let him see what he really looks like with the help of the lights from all directions.

"He has peach blossom eyes, thin and pointed chin, and thin lips."

"As for you, you have a round face, round eyes, round nose, plump lips and full cheeks, like a fine glutinous rice dumpling."

"Where is it like?"

The keywords were extracted successfully, and Cheng Zi stared angrily: "Who do you say is like glutinous rice dumpling?"

"I do." Linjiang Xian, who was tall and elegant, changed his words calmly, and said nonsense with his eyes open, "Let's get out of here first, if we stand near the water for too long, our minds will not be clear."

Cheng Zi felt connoted.

He was so angry that the puffer fish lantern that Linjiangxian had just released, stepped on Linjiangxian's instep, unaware that the young man on the bridge had left at some point.