The system cried and begged me to become a god!

Chapter 66 Brother Qiao will give birth!

When Chu Rui heard that Mu Ke wanted to teach him, he jumped up excitedly, "I want to learn!"

After seeing Bai Siqiao's method of making money, and seeing Yu Chi's group calling his dead father to his eyes and being able to talk to him, Chu Rui became very interested in metaphysics after giving birth. You can make money if you learn metaphysics, and you can beat people legally!

With a "pop", Bai Siqiao crushed the garlic, "No!"

Both Mu Ke and Chu Rui were taken aback, especially Chu Rui, who shrank his neck subconsciously.

Bai Siqiao looked back, okay, there is a pile of beans on the ground, "Why throw it away?"

Chu Rui said solemnly: "They are defective products and do not meet the requirements."

Bai Siqiao raised his forehead, it was the first time he heard that eating a bean must meet the requirements, it is a common meal, and it is not a five-star meal.

After the end of the world, the most unbearable thing is to waste food, Bai Siqiao gave him another basin: "These can be eaten, you pick them up and wash them."

The child pouted, "But, short."

Bai Siqiao raised his eyebrows, "Huh?"

Mu Ke took the pot and knelt down to pick up vegetables. This bean sprout hadn't learned the survival principles of this family. In this family, everything Bai Siqiao said was right.

Bai Siqiao knelt down and pulled the children to pick it up together, "This is a dish, it's about the same size, and it doesn't affect the taste. Besides, life is full of imperfections. If you don't like it, if you care so much, it's you who suffers. Learn to To accept imperfection is to let go of yourself, understand?"

The child looked confused, "I don't understand."

The corners of Bai Siqiao's mouth twitched, okay, he's still too young, he can't understand these big principles.However, this child is indeed a bit paranoid. I don't know if it is inherited from the scientific research staff, is it like this for all research staff?

Mu Ke finished picking up the vegetables. The beans had already been washed, and his hands were covered with water. He touched the child's head and wiped his hands clean, "It doesn't matter if it's short, as long as you're not short."

Bai Siqiao: "..."

Chu Rui looked at Bai Siqiao nervously, "Father, I don't want to be short."

Bai Siqiao's hands shook, and he glared at Mu Ke angrily, "Don't teach him such unclean things!"

Chu Rui said seriously: "Dad, I want to grow taller."

The corners of Bai Siqiao's mouth twitched, "Short and short are not the same concept. When you talk about a person's height, if you talk about tall or short, is it okay to be short?"

Mu Ke stopped teasing him, "Bean sprouts, you can grow taller by eating anything."

The child asked seriously: "Can I learn if I grow taller?"

Bai Siqiao said sternly, "No."

Chu Rui looked at Mu Ke for help, and Mu Ke spread his hands, signaling that I dare not resist

The child wrinkled his face and sighed, "It was said on TV that he was afraid that his wife would not be ashamed. Forget it, I also know that my father has a bad temper."

Bai Siqiao rolled his eyes, "Thank you! Hurry up and get to work!"

As he spoke, he grabbed Mu Ke by the collar and dragged him out, "You can't teach him, just let him be an ordinary person, go to school well, receive an orthodox education, and he can do research, start a business, and start a company in the future." , he is good-looking, even if he is a star, I just want him to be safe and sound. I am afraid that he has psychological problems, what should he do if he turns black in the future? Your apprentice, who can stop him?"

The child wanted to hit someone legally, and Bai Siqiao had a headache when he thought of this idea.

Mu Ke said seriously: "His memory will not disappear. There are many people like him in the department, and now he can be alone."

Bai Siqiao was surprised, "A lot?"

Mu Ke nodded, and was about to explain to him when Yu Chi sent a positioning message: "Boss, come quickly! Something happened!"

Mu Ke frowned, there was no time to say more, "I'll go first, don't wait for me for dinner."

Bai Siqiao only had time to grab a corner of his clothes, "Be careful!"

Mu Ke said "Understood", but he was gone.

As soon as Bai Siqiao turned his head, he saw Chu Rui who was secretly peeking at the door. He didn't know how much he had listened to. Anyway, the last scene had a great impact on him, and his beautiful phoenix eyes were almost rounded.

"It's gone!"

Bai Siqiao knelt down, held the child's face and pinched it, "Look, what's the benefit of learning from him? If you leave as soon as you say it, you won't even be able to eat, so it's not safe."

The child's eyes looked bright, "But, he is protecting others."

This surprised Bai Siqiao, "You also want to help others?"

The child nodded vigorously.

Bai Siqiao asked seriously: "Why?"

Chu Rui wanted to lower his head, but suddenly remembered what Mu Ke taught him to hold his head up when talking to people, and looked into the other person's eyes. He said seriously, "I don't want others to be bullied like me."

Bai Siqiao froze for a moment, then patted his head helplessly, and hugged the child tightly, "Good boy, I'll think about it again."

Chu Rui lay on Bai Siqiao's shoulder greedily, her father's embrace was so warm, and the movement of touching his head was so comfortable.

At this time, I heard the sound of gurgling, rolling all the way over, hiding in the corner of the wall, leaning slightly, as if peeking at them.

Following Dan's example, Chu Rui rubbed against Bai Siqiao's ear, "Father, will you send me back?"

Bai Siqiao was embarrassed, "Why are you always worried about sending you back?"

To be honest, I did think about it.

Chu Rui said nervously: "I don't want to go back, I don't want to go to my aunt's house, my uncle hates me, and my uncle's parents hate me even more. And my aunt, she looks at me differently from you."

"Okay," Bai Siqiao rubbed his head, "follow me first and continue cooking."

In the middle of the night, Mu Ke came back. Bai Siqiao heard the movement and went downstairs. Mu Ke was changing clothes. Bai Siqiao smelled blood as soon as he entered the door. Before he could speak, Mu Ke explained: "No My blood, someone on the team got hurt."

Without saying anything, Bai Siqiao brought over the hot porridge in the pot, "Let's have some food."

Mu Ke took a shower, said while eating: "Today, I met another game world that ran out."

Bai Siqiao asked worriedly: "Is there something wrong with the space?"

"It's okay," Mu Ke said calmly, "I've already sent someone to investigate, and I told you to be careful when you go out recently, and call me if you need anything."

"Ah."

"go to sleep."

Bai Siqiao stood up, "By the way, I'm going to take the exam at the end of the month, what about Chu Rui? He doesn't want to go home."

The corner of Mu Ke's mouth ticked, "It's okay, I'll take it."

"You bring?" Bai Siqiao somehow felt unreliable.

"Am I unsafe?"

He is not worried about safety, he is afraid that Chu Rui will worship Mu Ke even more when he sees Mu Ke fighting, and learn some messy things from him.

"Anyway, let me tell you, no random teaching is allowed, or you can sleep on the sofa for me."

Mu Ke raised his spoon and swore, "Absolutely not."

Early the next morning, Bai Siqiao received a call from actor Xiao just as soon as he woke up. Bai Siqiao smiled and said, "Long time no see, actor Xiao's voice is still so handsome!"

Xiao Bai was amused, is this really a compliment?Do you need to be so perfunctory?

"How is it? Did the shampoo work?"

Xiao Bai smiled and said, "It works, indeed, a lot of hair has grown within a month."

At this time, Yingdi Xiao was standing in front of the mirror, taking off his wig, looking at the bald part of his head, the hair that had grown back was already two centimeters high.Like wheat seedlings in the field, with the joy and hope of a good harvest.Even where there is hair, it has become much thicker.Xiao Yingdi raised the corners of his mouth confidently, he was still the handsome actor who cracked the sky.

"Film Emperor Xiao called me today, didn't he just give me feedback on the effect of using it? Did he ask for a friend?"

"It's been a while since I saw him. Young Master Bai can pinch his hair now. It's indeed a friend of mine. He also loses his hair. It's not the same as mine, so I want to ask Young Master Bai to take a look."

Bai Siqiao said happily: "Yes, you are my high-quality customer, and the customer introduced by the customer can get a [-]% discount."

Xiao Bai was helpless, "I thought I could make a friend."

"Then I'll give you a [-]% discount, and my brother has to settle the score clearly."

"Well, I'm in the imperial capital this afternoon, and we

meet? "

Bai Siqiao and the other party agreed on a meeting place, Chu Rui waited for him to hang up the phone, looked up and asked him: "Are you going to make money? I want to go too."

Bai Siqiao was heartbroken, he was no longer a free person, and he would carry this little tail with him wherever he went.

"Go, go, sell you and exchange for buns."

The child pursed his lips and looked like a normal child.

After soaking in the medicated bath for two days, Chu Rui's injuries are almost healed, her face is white and tender, and her complexion has improved a lot, she looks like a fairy boy.

Bai Siqiao reckoned that in another week, when he recovered physically and mentally, he could be sent back to kindergarten.

On the way, Bai Siqiao was thinking, this kid is too smart, the kindergarten courses are obviously not difficult for him, anyway, he will be in the first grade next year, if not, he can find a tutor and let him learn the first grade courses in advance.

The place agreed with Xiao Bai was a teahouse with a quiet environment, and Bai Siqiao didn't know why Xiao Yingdi, who looked very fashionable, would choose such a traditional place.

The other party was still wearing a hood, elegant and handsome. When he saw Bai Siqiao leading a child, he said unexpectedly, "This is..."

Bai Siqiao smiled and said, "My son, he's amazing. He grows when he sees the wind. He's five and a half years old."

Film Emperor Xiao: "..."

The young man next to him is also good-looking, in his 30s, his height and appearance are comparable to Xiao Bai, Bai Siqiao is a person who likes to follow dramas, and has seen his movies. Itchy teeth that make people hate it.

"Hello, let me introduce myself. My name is He Zizhe." He smiled and shook hands with Bai Siqiao, but his heart was pounding. Bai Siqiao's words just now seemed very unreliable. He is a master, and he also gave Lao Xiao a good look at hair loss?

Bai Siqiao looked into the other person's eyes, and was stunned for a few seconds, but He Zizhe didn't dare to move, as if Bai Siqiao was seeing something through his eyes. "Young Master Bai?"

Bai Siqiao frowned, "Sit down, let me look at the top of your head."

He Zizhe glanced at Xiao Bai, saw the other party nodding, with a look of conviction on his face, and then took off his hood. He was also a little embarrassed, and had nothing to say in embarrassment, "It seems different from Xiao Bai's."

Xiao Bai was speechless, why did you pull me up in embarrassment?I am no longer bald.

Bai Siqiao looked at the top of his head, it was indeed different, Xiao Bai was Mediterranean bald with hair loss, He Zizhe was bald in patches, as if he was pulled off by something.

After sitting down, Bai Siqiao asked seriously, "Have you encountered anything recently?"

"what?"

"Let me ask this, since when did you start losing your hair? Especially in pieces."

Seeing Bai Siqiao's serious expression, He Zizhe scratched his head. With this simple movement, another dozen hairs fell out, and He Zizhe's face was distorted in distress.

Bai Siqiao saw that the top of his head was covered with a layer of black air, so he raised his hand to press on top of the opponent's head, made a grabbing movement, sucked up the cloud of black air, and squeezed lightly.He Zizhe immediately felt a coolness on the top of his head, and it didn't feel like something was sticking to it before.

He immediately believed Xiao Bai's words.This master, there is something!

However, after thinking about it carefully, he felt scared again, "Did I provoke something?"

Bai Siqiao nodded, "It's a little bit, but it's not serious, and it can be resolved."

He Zizhe finally let go of his nervousness, thought about what happened that night, and said to Bai Siqiao, "I don't know if it's because of that."

Xiao Bai felt a chill, "You ran into a ghost before, didn't you hear me?"

"It's not a ghost." He Zizhe frowned, "Didn't I film in the mountains a while ago? At that time, the conditions were relatively harsh, and the accommodation conditions were very poor. We rented a yard from the village chief and pitched tents in the yard at night. When I fell asleep in the middle of the night, I heard chattering voices and someone swearing at the street. At that time, I thought an assistant was calling in the middle of the night, so I didn’t care. The next morning, I found out that I had lost a lot of hair and my scalp hurt. .”

"Because of the heavy shooting tasks, I didn't think much about it at the time, thinking it was caused by a lot of pressure. That night

, I heard the voice again, this voice was very close, as if it was in my ear, cursing, I felt something was wrong at that time.Wake others up, the weird thing is that not only I lost my hair, but the whole crew, to be precise, the people who lived in that yard, all showed signs of hair loss. . "

He Zizhe looked at the three of them as if he was listening to a story, especially Bai Siqiao, who seemed to like listening to it, he said dumbfoundedly: "We all felt that the yard was not clean, so we moved out of that yard, but the problem of hair loss It has not been better, and it will not grow if it falls off, and it will become more and more bald."

Bai Siqiao nodded, picked up the teacup and took a sip of tea, then said flatly, "Damn it."

As soon as these words fell, He Zizhe's face turned pale.

Bai Siqiao asked helplessly, "Did you go to someone's yard and say hello?"

He Zizhe was puzzled, "How do I say hello?"

Just now Bai Siqiao saw a few blurred images through He Zizhe's eyes, and he asked, "Is there a coffin in the yard?"

He Zizhe nodded in shock, "Yes, yes, how do you know?"

Bai Siqiao pointed to his beautiful peach eyes, "I saw it."

He Zizhe and Xiao Bai obviously didn't believe it, they both felt that Bai Siqiao had figured it out, he was worthy of being a master!

Bai Siqiao could not believe it, to be honest.

He Zizhe explained: "There is indeed a coffin in the yard, which is very old. We were very taboo at that time, but the village head said that it was the custom there. The old man would prepare a coffin for himself before he died. Young people don't believe it. Now No more. It doesn’t matter if the coffin stays here, because the old man was taken to the city by his children when he was old, and after he died, the children bought a new coffin, so this coffin was useless. We just left the coffin Carried it to the cowshed and pitched a tent in the yard, it can’t be because of this!”

Bai Siqiao held his chin, "It's not a big deal, it's not a small thing, the old man might want to bury himself in this coffin, but he didn't get what he wanted before he died. The children are also kind, and they are afraid that the coffin is too old. I wronged my old father, so I replaced him with a new one. As a result, the old man was unhappy, and he liked to lie in his own coffin at night. Then you went to occupy his yard and carried his coffin to the cowshed without saying hello. , I wouldn’t want to replace me.”

When He Zizhe heard it, he also felt that they were going too far. He was the one who proposed to carry the coffin at the beginning, which may be the reason why he was balder than others.

He Zizhe grimaced, "Young Master Bai, how do you think this matter will be resolved?"

Bai Siqiao smiled and said, "Go back and apologize to the old man."

"apologize?"

"Yes, go to the place where you filmed, move the coffin back to its original position, kowtow three times to the old man, and be more religious. If you can, you can help bury the coffin. This old man is not an evil ghost. The hair is already pretty good."

He Zizhe nodded, "Okay, I'll do it now."

As he said that, he took out the money, and Bai Siqiao said embarrassedly: "I didn't intend to take money at first, after all, it was introduced by actor Xiao, I thought it would be over if you praised me a few hundred words on Weibo, talking about money hurts." emotion."

"No, no, it should be." He Zizhe also knew that Bai Siqiao and Xiao Bai were not familiar, and this was a scene, but he also heard another meaning from Bai Siqiao's words, so he quickly took out his mobile phone to follow Bai Si Joe, if he decides to go back, he will write a few hundred words to praise him.

Just because Bai Siqiao can tell that there is a coffin in the yard, it can prove that he has real skills, this kind of master can build a good relationship, and he will never offend him!

Bai Siqiao discovered that the people who can be popular are not fools, and He Zizhe's future achievements may be higher than Xiao Yingdi, because he is more tactful and shameless than Xiao Yingdi.

This business earned 50 yuan. On the way back, Bai Siqiao happily bought fried chicken legs for Chu Rui. He had never eaten this kind of "junk food" since he was a child. Dreams left behind.

As soon as he got home, Bai Siqiao received a message from Gong Qingyu. The other party sent him the address of the school, and asked jokingly, "Did the school forget it?"

Bai Siqiao replied, "Of course I haven't forgotten."

He quickly searched the address. It turns out that the gate faces east, and it is quite far from his home. It takes three hours to drive.

more than an hour.

Gong Qingyu: "Going back to school tomorrow, I will get off the plane at [-]:[-] p.m. and arrive at the school gate at about [-]:[-] p.m. The teacher in charge will conduct roll call during self-study the night before the exam."

When Bai Siqiao saw the address, he happened to be passing by the airport, "How do you get to school after you get out of the airport?"

Gong Qingyu said down-to-earth, "Take a taxi."

The system is full of emotion, it has more than 2000 million fans, and it doesn't even buy a car, it's too down-to-earth.

Bai Siqiao: "I'll pick you up at the airport, I just pass by."

Gong Qingyu: "Okay! Thank you!"

Bai Siqiao smiled, and there was no need to be so polite, mainly because there were still many things to ask her on the way.

At night, Bai Siqiao said to Chu Rui, "Tomorrow I'm going back to school for the exam, so you follow Papa Mu."

Chu Rui's eyes lit up: "Yeah!"

Bai Siqiao felt overwhelmed, raising her for nothing, and seemed very happy to force the child.

At six o'clock in the morning, Mu Ke woke up Chu Rui, "Let's go to work."

The child was so sleepy that he couldn't open his eyes, Mu Ke picked him up, shook him, threw him on his back, and took him away like a pendant.

A second later, the painting style changed in front of his eyes, and Chu Rui was dumbfounded. He came from home to work all at once, which is amazing!The child immediately recognized that Mu Ke was stronger than Bai Siqiao!

Mu Ke threw him in the crowd and ignored him. The more sensitive he was, the more he was afraid of contacting people, so he had to force him to contact people. Bai Siqiao was raising a loving mother, not suitable for raising a son.

Facing the unfamiliar environment and strangers, Chu Rui felt uneasy, and wanted to chase Mu Ke out of fear, but found that Mu Ke was nowhere to be seen, and he was immediately surrounded by a group of people.

"Who is this kid? The purple aura all over his body is so awesome!"

"Whose child is so good-looking? Damn! Old Zhu! Come and see! This child has a purple aura, is it the legendary fate of an emperor?"

"Why are there black ones? Tyrants?"

"Which big boss just accepted this as an apprentice? Whose apprentice are you? Have you had breakfast? Here's a steamed stuffed bun for you."

"Do you want fried dough sticks? Do you drink soy milk?"

"He hasn't been weaned! Don't feed him blindly, he can only drink milk now!"

Chu Rui was frightened by the enthusiasm of this group of people and kept backing away. He stared at them with a cold face, and said sternly, "Don't come here! Mu Ke is my father!"

The child's voice was crisp and crisp, and this voice spread to every corner of the hall, whether it was the people around him or those passing by, they all stopped in surprise.

Time seemed to be stopped, and everyone looked at him in shock. Chu Rui found that they were all stupid and puzzled, and in the next second, several people hugged him and kept rubbing against him, "I'm so awesome! Brother Mu I don’t know if your child will become stronger after rubbing against each other?”

"Impossible, who gave birth to it?"

"George gave birth!"

"Could it be that Brother Qiao is a woman disguised as a man?"

"Stop making trouble, last time we met, brother Qiao is a man, he looks like a man when he drinks!"

"Did Brother Mu do something behind Brother Qiao's back? No! Impossible! My idol can't be a scumbag!"

"No, no, brother Qiao gave birth, Brother Mu can do it!"

"Brother Qiao doesn't look very old, is the child so old?"

"It should have just been born. Brother Mu blew on it, and he became bigger! He is Brother Mu!"

Chu Rui felt that he was so dirty, his whole body smelled like fried dough sticks and buns, and he also had goose bumps all over his body after being touched by a stranger.The child's face turned pale, and he couldn't run or push. He was about to suffocate.

In the end, Yu Chi, who was passing by, couldn't stand it any longer. He pushed these people away and rescued the child, "Are you guys busy? Get out!"

Before Bai Siqiao knew it, the whole Thirteen Offices had spread: Brother Mu brought his son here!

George was born!

But it's a big one, it's five or six years old in one breath!

Moo is awesome!

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