The system cried and begged me to become a god!

Knowing that Mu Ke was teasing him, Bai Siqiao blushed and ran over to punch him.

Mu Ke clutched his stomach, pretended to be in pain, and said with a serious face, "That's because I didn't work hard enough."

Bai Siqiao rewarded him with two more punches, "You and I won't be able to give birth even if you're exhausted."

Mu Ke grabbed both of his hands and was in a good mood, "How will you know if you don't try? The key is the process."

Bai Siqiao kicked him angrily, "Don't talk nonsense, the kid is watching."

Mu Ke glanced at Chu Rui, "Little Bean Sprout, I don't understand."

Chu Rui looked indifferent, he said he was Bean Sprouts, he understood.

Chu Rui quietly looked at Mu Ke, he was so tall, this grown-up gave him the feeling that he was very powerful, not to be trifled with.

Bai Siqiao introduced: "This is your other father."

Chu Rui's eyes widened in shock, Bai Siqiao thought it was fun, and teased him from the sidelines, "Godfather's promotion, recognize one and give one away, you're not losing money, right?"

The kid was dumbfounded, is it okay?

While eating, Bai Siqiao talked about what happened today, "So, I brought the child back."

Mu Ke smiled, "No wonder there are people watching outside."

Bai Siqiao said in disgust, "Haven't you given up yet?"

Mu Ke served him soup, fished out all the cilantro and green onion, and poured it into his own bowl, "Human nature is greedy. They definitely don't want to give up so much money. But they certainly don't know that when they monitor us, they are also being monitored."

Bai Siqiao couldn't help but smirk when he thought of the team that had been secretly monitoring and protecting him. Those bratty kids were all in their early twenties, and they didn't know what trouble they had caused.

At this time, the monitoring team of the evil god had indeed discovered that other people were monitoring Bai Siqiao. Now Bai Siqiao was eating indoors and could not see anything outside.

The boys from Thirteen Office rented a house nearby, watching movies and playing games every day. As long as Bai Siqiao is not in danger, they have no mission. Even if Bai Siqiao goes out, Xie Yizhou will follow him. The most annoying thing is Bai Siqiao Joe's combat effectiveness is also very strong. They are idle, and they want to count the seconds to see who farts for a long time.

At this time, I suddenly realized: "Damn! Someone is following me, Brother Qiao! Watching my Brother Mu's home!"

The young men suddenly became bloody, "Are these human beings crazy, spying on Brother Mu's house?"

"Have you noticed that Brother Qiao's merits have improved a lot? He must have done something good when he went out and offended others."

"The point is who is the child? Who gave birth to it?"

"It must not have been born between them."

"Not necessarily, Brother Mu is so powerful, he can do anything!"

"Go and tell Brother Qiao, see if Brother Qiao will kill you!"

As the team leader, only 23-year-old Duan Yue severely stopped them, "Don't make trouble, look, those people are eating."

"What to eat?"

"Instant noodles."

"Pfft! I caught ten cockroaches and put them in, hehehe."

"I'm going to catch some more mice."

"I'll blow them a cold wind."

……

With Bai Siqiao's modern hearing ability, he could hear screams coming from the distance from time to time, Bai Siqiao was speechless, "What are these brats making a fuss about?"

Mu Ke looked at the report sent by the department, and casually glanced at a few pages, "It's a prank, don't worry about them, they will be arrested after playing enough."

The brats in that team are all from well-known teachers. They are young and have excellent talents. It is because of their good talents that their master dotes on them. .I can't find a task to do on weekdays, but now I finally have one, I'm guessing I'm all excited.

Chu Rui eats obediently, and only eats what's around him. Bai Siqiao picks up vegetables for him, "Nutrition should be balanced. You didn't eat well a few days ago. Drink more soup and take care of yourself."

Chu Rui lowered his head and whispered, "Thank you."

The corners of Bai Siqiao's mouth curled up, so far, he is very satisfied with the child, really polite.

Chu Rui's injuries also need to be treated. Bai Siqiao bought medicine in the system, found a bathtub after eating, soaked the medicine for him, and let Chu Rui go in when the temperature was about the same, "soak for two days It’s good, and I can keep fit, my medicine is better than the hospital’s effect.”

Chu Rui crawled in obediently. The little one already knew that if he was sent under the fence, he had to be obedient, or he would be sent away.He heard that his uncle was taken away, his grandfather was sick, and no one was taking care of him at home, so he didn't want to go to his aunt's house.

As soon as he sat down, he saw an egg rolling in, as if he was lying flat and couldn't see him, the egg stood up curiously!

Stand up and look at him!

The child grabbed the side of the bucket in shock, with a look of defense: "Egg! Stand up!"

Bai Siqiao took a new bath towel, pointed at the door, "You, go out to play?"

The egg wobbled a few times like a tumbler, and then Gululu rolled out by itself.

Bai Siqiao closed the bathroom door to prevent Egg from entering.

The child stretched his neck and looked out in shock, and saw the egg still standing in the crack of the bathroom door, as if observing himself through the crack of the door.

Bai Siqiao introduced: "It's called Gun Gun, it's very human, I don't know what it can hatch, you can play with it."

Chu Rui said in shock: "A fairy egg..."

"Yes," Bai Siqiao nodded solemnly, "Isn't it amazing for a fairy's pet egg?"

Chu Rui nodded vigorously, "It's amazing!"

System: "This child has grown up, and he will definitely regard his innocent self as a dark history."

Bai Siqiao was dissatisfied, "Why black history? It's a fact!"

System: "You are not a god yet."

Bai Siqiao sneered, "It will be in the future."

The system doesn't dare to speak anymore, just be confident.

After Chu Rui took a shower, Bai Siqiao took him to his room. The quilts inside were all new. Chu Rui was lying on the warm quilt. The room was blue, which he liked, and the quilt smelled of sunshine. Next to him is the fairy father who gives him a sense of security. After his parents died, he has never slept so peacefully.

After a while, Bai Siqiao came in with the egg in his arms and put it on the child's bed, "I washed it clean, you hug it to sleep, it's very warm, isn't it?"

Chu Rui touched the eggshell carefully, and it turned out to be warm.

Bai Siqiao smiled and asked, "Do you still need me to accompany you?"

With a sullen face, Chu Rui shook his head. He held the egg in his arms, "It's enough."

Looking at his red ears, Bai Siqiao knew that the child was embarrassed, so he stopped teasing him, "Call me if you need anything, I'm right next door."

After Bai Siqiao left, Chu Rui touched Rolling's eggshell, and Rolling rubbed him in response.

Chu Rui touched the eggshell again, and Gun Gun leaned over to rub against him again. This child was full of purple, which made Dan like it very much.

Chu Rui hugged and rolled happily, the fairy father's eggs are so powerful!

After relaxing, the child soon fell asleep. After Bai Siqiao took a shower, he found that Mu Ke had already finished taking a shower. He was replying messages in his room wearing a bathrobe. Bai Siqiao asked, "Are you still asleep?"

Mu Ke looked up at him, smiled, "Sleep."

Bai Siqiao urged him, "Go and sleep downstairs."

"En." Mu Ke stood up and left, but Bai Siqiao was stunned, so obedient?Unable to tell whether it was disappointment or something, Bai Siqiao pouted and closed the door angrily.

As soon as he lay down and turned off the light, Bai Siqiao noticed that there was another person beside the bed. The tall figure startled him, and Bai Siqiao kicked him angrily, "Why are you back again? You still don't leave the door! "

Mu Ke pulled the quilt and got in, put his arm around Bai Siqiao's waist, "I added a barrier to the child."

"You're really... hiss!" Bai Siqiao grabbed the messy hand, "Say it first, once."

Mu Ke put his hand on top of his head, leaned over and kissed him, let's talk about this kind of thing.

On Xie Yizhou's side, the little Taoist felt that fighting was too troublesome, and he was not good at fighting with others, so he remembered what Bai Siqiao said, letting ghosts take revenge by themselves would save time and effort.

People died in this place, and the yin energy is very heavy. The little Taoist summoned the souls on the spot, and the ghastly wind was blowing, filled with hostility, and summoned eight innocent souls who were murdered.

Xie Yizhou was still afraid that they would not be able to defeat them, so he strengthened their souls, pointed at the abandoned warehouse, "Go, let's take revenge!"

The injustice rushed up with red eyes, and the police saw a group of criminals screaming and running around, hitting the wall without looking back, several of them were foaming at the mouth without stopping, and one of them plucked out his own eyes Son, chewed viciously.

The way the police looked at the little Taoist changed, "What kind of operation is this?"

Xie Yizhou: "Our routine operations there are all caught by me, and the bonus belongs to Brother Qiao and me."

Policeman: "...We didn't rob you."

Xie Yizhou lay down on the small notebook, wrote down the number of people he saved, and went back to the department to verify it, and he could exchange it for bonuses.When he went back, Xie Yizhou brought back eight innocent souls. The little Taoist walked with his head held high and his chest held high. He was so happy, what Brother Qiao said was right!save time and energy!

He sent a message to Bai Siqiao: Brother, we got rich!

Unfortunately, Bai Siqiao didn't return.

Early the next morning, Chu Rui woke up, but Bai Siqiao hadn't woken up yet.The child was hungry, and looked into Bai Siqiao's bedroom on tiptoe, only seeing a long leg in military boots.

Chu Rui raised his head, looked up at Mu Ke, he also wanted to grow so tall, how much milk would he drink?

Mu Ke looked down at him, the purple aura mixed with black aura was quite interesting, "What's the matter?"

Chu Rui didn't know him well, so he took a step back defensively, didn't speak, and his stomach grumbled.

Mu Ke laughed, "Hungry?"

Chu Rui nodded.

"Tsk," Mu Ke poked him on the head, "dumb?"

The child whispered, "I'm hungry."

Mu Ke laughed, "In the future, if you have something to say, just say it directly, don't be coy like a girl."

The child pursed his lips, dissatisfied with Mu Ke's words, he kept his head down without saying a word, his little face getting colder and colder.

"He has an awkward temper." Mu Ke squatted down, pinching the child's head, "raise your head, chest out, raise your little head, look into my eyes, look directly at me, yes, that's what makes you look like a man."

After adjusting the child's standing posture and viewing angle to his satisfaction, Mu Ke patted the child's head and left.

After a while, Mu Ke came back with breakfast, "Let's eat."

When Chu Rui saw the steamed buns, soy milk, porridge, and eggs, his attitude softened a lot, and he still wanted to find Bai Siqiao, "Shouldn't you ask him to eat?"

Mu Ke raised his eyebrows, "Who?"

Chu Rui blushed, "My dad."

Mu Ke didn't know whether to laugh or cry, but he really admitted it, "He's going to sleep until noon, you don't need to call him, I'm going to work later, you clean up the house after eating."

Chu Rui opened his eyes wide, he has to work at such a young age?That's what babysitters do.

Mu Ke tapped him on the forehead, "Since he accepts you, you will be part of the family from now on. If you don't work, let me and your dad do it?"

Chu Rui: "..."

When Bai Siqiao woke up, he found that the child and Dan were covered in mud and water, and they were rolling on the floor. Bai Siqiao asked in shock, "What's wrong? Are you fighting?"

Chu Rui was so angry that he was about to cry, this egg didn't know why it was so naughty, it rolled mud outside and ran to the living room to roll, he couldn't wipe it clean, tripped over the egg, and was covered in water.

Bai Siqiao didn't want to ask what was going on, so he called the hourly worker to clean up the house, and taught him: "You don't have to do the things you can't do. Use your brain to make money, and someone will help you."

Chu Rui nodded, and made a silent note: If he wants others to listen to him, he has to make money.

At this time Yu Chi called: "Brother Qiao, ask Chu Rui, where did he hide the thing his father gave him? We found his father's soul, and he said that the old man's hand is fake, and the child's hand is fake. It's true, the child is very scheming, he hid it, and his father didn't know where it was hidden."

"Trouble." Bai Siqiao looked at the bathroom, where little Chu Rui was taking a bath, "This kid is very sensitive now, if you ask him directly, he will definitely regard you as an enemy, let him meet his parents. "

Yu Chi: "Okay, I'll go find him."

Sure enough, after Yu Chi came, he explained his purpose of coming, and Chu Rui immediately showed a defensive expression, deep in the dark pupils, there was a vicious coldness under the defense.

Yu Chi was startled, and looked at Bai Siqiao, what kind of eyes does this child have?

Bai Siqiao shrugged, "Now you know why I said that?"

Yu Chi waved his hand to the people outside, and called in the mystic who was able to conjure souls during the day. Bai Siqiao closed the curtains and pushed Chu Rui, "Go, I'll wait for you outside."

After a while, Bai Siqiao saw that Chu Rui's eyes came out with red eyes. The child had cried, but he was not as hysterical as he imagined. He seemed to have accepted his fate, knowing that crying could not change anything, so he could only clenched his fists and remained firm. live on.

Chu Rui took Bai Siqiao's hand, "I can take you to get it, but my godfather wants to accompany me."

The child was still afraid of being abducted, and without Bai Siqiao around, he felt insecure.

Trouble~ Bai Siqiao reluctantly followed, feeling like he was finished and couldn't get rid of it.

After arriving at Chu's house, everyone found that Chu's house was empty, and there was only one nanny left in the huge villa.Uncle Chu Rui was arrested, and the old man became ill with anger. His aunt, as the only daughter, stayed by the bedside all the time.So after Chu Rui gave the things to Yu Chi, he had to go back with Bai Siqiao.

The two had lunch outside, and Bai Siqiao went to install a child seat. He was checking the map to see what was interesting nearby, when an unfamiliar number called, and when Bai Siqiao answered, the gentle female voice said politely Said: "Hello, is this Bai Siqiao? I'm Le Fangfei's friend."

Bai Siqiao raised his face and thought for a long time, who is Le Fangfei?

Finally remembered, what he noted on WeChat was Fu Po No. 1.A friend of a rich woman must also be a rich woman.Bai Siqiao's eyes lit up, "Does sister want to buy something?"

The other party was amused, and said politely: "Yes, do you still have the lamp that can detect good and evil that you sold to Le Fangfei? I want to buy it. There are also beauty masks, ointments for acne and scars, and Yes, can you make me a talisman?" "Huh?" Bai Siqiao was surprised, his business expanded again?

In fact, when he was cheating on his son, someone found out that Wu Junwei had met Bai Siqiao before his transfer. Everyone would complain about it in private, but Bai Siqiao must have shown him that he could transfer his luck.

Many people in the circle think that Bai Siqiao is too amazing, and want to ask him to show him.

It's a pity that Bai Siqiao's clients are too few, and he hasn't left any contact information. Those who want to find him can only contact him on Weibo, but it's useless to contact him. .

Ji Zhuoya and Le Fangfei have a good relationship, and they were lucky enough to get Bai Siqiao's phone number.

Ji Zhuoya thought, Bai Siqiao can make people lucky, can she ask for a talisman to keep her safe?She is pregnant now, the fetal position is not right, and there are some signs of premature delivery. If possible, she also wants Bai Siqiao to name her child, so that the child will be safe and successful in the future.

When it comes to selling goods, Bai Siqiao is very happy. This is the easiest way to make a fortune, "Give me your name and horoscope."

After the other party sent it, Bai Siqiao reviewed it for a while, and said with a smile: "Amulet can be made, if the client has any requirements, just ask, as long as the money is in place, I can do anything. I'm free today, where are you?"

Ji Zhuoya didn't expect Master Bai to be so talkative, so she hurriedly said, "I'm in Blue Bridge Manor, did you come to look for me, or did my husband and I come to look for you?"

"I'm looking for you." Bai Siqiao stood up and pulled Chu Rui out, "You'd better not move, is there any sign of premature delivery? This child is a little anxious."

Ji Zhuoya was stunned in astonishment, can this also be known?

Originally, her husband didn't agree to ask Bai Siqiao to show him, but he saw Bai Siqiao's photo. He is so young, and he has learned this since he was a child. How much can he learn?Besides, someone has already picked it out. Bai Siqiao was not good at learning since he was a child.Have to find him?His fame must have been hyped.

Unexpectedly, Bai Siqiao calculated from the name and horoscope that Ji Zhuoya had signs of premature delivery, and the couple were dumbfounded. What is his name, Young Master Bai?This is Bai Shen!

Coincidentally, Bai Siqiao is only 10 minutes away from Cambridge Manor.Seeing Bai Siqiao, Ji Zhuoya and her husband were even more confused. Bai Siqiao looked younger and more handsome than what he saw on the Internet, and his gestures were elegant and noble, unlike the temperament that people of this age can precipitate. Moreover, Why do you still have a child?

Seeing the faces of the couple, Bai Siqiao is not a bad person, and this business can be done. He said enviously, "You are in the water business, and you grew up by the water. You and your wife have been destined since childhood."

The couple looked at each other, so godlike? !

The couple are indeed childhood sweethearts, the two are neighbors, and the husband's family is a shipbuilder. The two went to kindergarten, elementary school, and junior high school together. It can be said that they have been destined since childhood.

The two separated in high school. After graduating from college, the man took over his father's company and grew bigger and bigger. The woman became a big star with her outstanding appearance and acting skills. An accident, the two met again.The man thought, so that girl who is like a wild boy has become so beautiful!The woman thought, that wild boy has become an entrepreneur, and he is so tall and handsome!

Both of them have grown up, so naturally they stopped fighting, chatted occasionally, gradually developed feelings, and walked together logically.Now that there is a child, the family is harmonious, and the husband and wife are loving, but this child is always anxious to come out, and Ji Zhuoya is so scared that he lies on the bed every day to protect the pregnancy, and dare not move.

Bai Siqiao asked, "Did you go to the river a while ago?"

Ji Zhuoya thought for a while, then nodded quickly, "Yes, when the weather was still hot a while ago, I couldn't breathe at home and wanted to go for a walk. In the evening, we walked along the moat for a while. It can be counted, Baishen is awesome!"

Bai Siqiao was amused by this address, and wrote them two amulets, "Press them under the pillow when you sleep, there are many unclean things near the water, especially pregnant women, try not to go there."

Bai Siqiao didn't give them more explanations, ordinary people should not listen to these things, so as not to think wildly.

After finishing writing, Bai Siqiao said to her husband, "Don't go to sea next month."

The man was taken aback, and quickly agreed. The more he looked at Bai Siqiao, the more he felt amazing. There was indeed a project next month that he needed to investigate. Only he and the secretary knew about this plan, and it was still in the stage of discussion. Baishen had already counted it all!

After giving instructions, Bai Siqiao took something out of his pocket, "You were introduced by an acquaintance, and I will give you a [-]% discount on this lamp."

This kind of lamp is really popular, Bai Siqiao doubts that everyone in the entertainment industry will have one in the future.

"I'll sell you [-] for this, and [-] for everyone else, [-] for this, and [-] for this, take it with you..." Bai Siqiao took several samples in succession, with instructions written on the back. The faces of the two couples only took it after seeing their needs, so everything was taken into their hearts.

Not surprisingly, the couple bought both, and even handed over 10 yuan to beg Bai Siqiao to name the child.

Bai Siqiao couldn't laugh or cry, the business has expanded again?

"Let's talk about it after he's born. I want to see the date of birth." Bai Siqiao didn't want to take the money. The couple were afraid that Bai Siqiao would forget about it, so they had to pay half of the deposit, so that Bai Siqiao could be added smoothly. Joe's WeChat.Looking at that expression, it seemed that he had taken advantage of Bai Siqiao.

Bai Siqiao felt the energy Xie Yizhou gave him before again.

System: "This is the power of faith, save more, it's as useful as merit."

Bai Siqiao made a note to the two couples, and will give them more discounts next time.

This time, he earned more than 20 yuan. Chu Rui stretched out his small hands and counted. After finishing the calculation, he was stunned, "Dad, you make money so fast."

Bai Siqiao said proudly: "Of course, someone like your father can become a god if he has real skills. If he doesn't have real skills, he's called cheating and abducting. If you see him in the future, you should call the police directly. If you encounter someone who uses metaphysics to seek wealth and kill you... Your mu father and the group have the right to be killed or buried, do you know that?"

Chu Rui's eyes lit up, "Can I learn? I also want to make money."

"You can't," Bai Siqiao suppressed a smile, the little brat's eyes lit up when he heard the money, and he ruthlessly rejected him: "The brat is useless to learn this, and I'll send you to kindergarten after a few days off. "

The child pouted, "I don't want to go to kindergarten. The teacher treats me like a fool. After asking what 2+3 is equal to, they will also ask what 3+2 is equal to. What's the difference?"

The child looked disgusted, and Bai Siqiao was amused, so cute, he pinched him.

Chu Rui was obviously very interested in the work of Bai Siqiao and Mu Ke, as well as Yu Chi and the others, "Can I learn from Uncle Mu?"

Bai Siqiao threw him on the back seat of the car and fastened him with the seat belt, "What are you learning?"

The child said bluntly, "It's legal to beat someone."

Bai Siqiao: "..."

The child's goals seem to be wrong.

Bai Siqiao thought for a while, and then reasoned with him: "Everyone's division of labor is different. They are authorized by the state, and they can decide how to deal with it after a comprehensive evaluation. Without authorization, according to your own subjective, you can kill whoever you want. What's the difference between that and a mob? That's not allowed."

The child asked in confusion: "What is subjectivity?"

Bai Siqiao's good-tempered explanation: "Subjectivity is personal opinion."

"What is a thug?"

"Those who beat people are called thugs."

The child understood, "That is to say, it is not a thug to beat someone legally?"

"That's law enforcement to eliminate harm for the people!" Bai Siqiao gave him a headache, "You can't be obsessed with beating people, we have to use our brains to deal with things." Bai Siqiao pointed at his head, "We need to use our brains to solve the problem." question."

Chu Rui covered his forehead, not sure if he understood, so he was silent for a while, "Dad..."

Bai Siqiao: "Shut up, don't say any more, if you can't do it, you can't do it!"

Chu Rui: "But..."

"No but, let's beat your ass!"

Chu Rui was honest.

After a while, when I couldn't hold it anymore, Chu Rui asked in a low voice, "Father, if I accidentally get boo boo in the car, will you send me away?"

Bai Siqiao: "...why didn't you say it earlier?"

The child crossed his legs and didn't dare to relax. He looked at Bai Siqiao resentfully, and complained in his eyes: You won't let me talk, why are you still so fierce?How can adults be unreasonable?

After taking him to pee, Bai Siqiao tied him up again when he came back. He was tired and forced the child's grandfather to leave the hospital when he wanted to send him back.

It was getting dark when I got home, Bai Siqiao instructed Chu Rui, "Go wash your hands and cook for me."

Chu Rui was very obedient. After washing his hands, he took the basin and beans from Bai Siqiao's hands, and squatted on the ground with a serious face. Bai Siqiao asked him to break the beans into pieces. The child didn't understand, "How big is it?"

"Fingers are as long as this."

"Your hand or mine?"

"Your! Mine is too long, how do I eat it?"

The child stretched out five fingers, "Dad, which finger of mine?"

Bai Siqiao took a look, "Middle finger!"

The child wanted to ask whether the left middle finger was the right middle finger, but seeing Bai Siqiao's expression, the sensible person didn't dare to ask.

When Mu Ke came back, he saw Chu Rui squatting on the ground, a small one, holding a bean in one hand, comparing it with his middle finger until it was the same length, breaking the bean.The next section will be the same length, and then broken.One section was a little longer, and he pinched off the excess.One part was a little shorter, and he threw away the whole part in disgust...

Mu Ke nodded secretly, his parents are indeed engaged in scientific research, this child can learn formations with such seriousness and meticulousness.

Looking at his body proportions, he has long hands and legs, smart, tough, not afraid of hardship, and can learn kung fu.

Looking at the purple energy in this body, he is naturally able to restrain all evil spirits, and even fights will take advantage of it. Mu Ke asked interestedly: "Bean sprouts, do you want to be my apprentice?"

Holding the kitchen knife, Bai Siqiao glared at him with a cold face. He managed to suppress the child's desire to learn mystic art, but Mu Ke still wants to teach it himself?

are you crazy?With this character, how could he be a money-greedy, cruel, and thoughtful thug in military uniform when he grows up?