[American Entertainment] The road to becoming a god

Some people say that a pair of good friends or two brothers have a 90% chance of falling in love with the same person. Ben Affleck firmly disagrees with this statement.

First of all, he wants to declare one thing, he loves Gaspar and is willing to go through fire and water for him, but his love for him is not linked to sex.If someone puts a gun to his head and forces him to have sex with Gasper or save someone if they have sex, then he's happy to do that, and that's another level.

From the first time he met Gaspar, Ben knew that this kid would be his close buddy in the future, the kind who shared secrets and helped each other, and they did it later.

But Matt is different. Matt is crazy about Gaspar.Seriously, twice a week Matt would drag him out for a drink, and all the trivia about how he had a crush on Gasper would make Ben's ears grow calluses.

In fact, Matt's crush is quite obvious, and a considerable part of Hollywood can see it, but there is no Gasper in this part.

and--

For some reason, the online fans seem to be more willing to put him and Gaspar together, in the lingo of this website, called 'Lalang'

"What's wrong with this, you're Batman, he's Red Robin. Can you see, Batman, Robin, you, Gasper, are good to drink."

Matt thought so.

"No one likes Green Lantern and Robin, just as no one likes me with him. I've scoured that shitty website for fan fiction meal replacements, and I can't find it."

Matt resented this for a long time.

Ben really doesn't understand, has Matt's crush reached the point where he needs to find a meal replacement from a fan website, but he is obviously closer to Gaspar than those who write novels, what is the probability of him successfully meeting Gaspar Both have a much higher probability than someone writing Masper (the cp name of Matt and Gasper).

So Ben decided to check out the site for himself.

The first article Ben read was called "He Doesn't Love You". After his careful research, this book is recognized as the best-written [Gaspar Center] reality fan fiction. I have to say that many details can be read. Right, it can be seen that the author must be someone in the circle.

It's just that the author seems to attribute everything to love——

’ Ben growled in pain, beaten for the third time, panting against the trash can, trying to orient his opponent through the blood. He couldn’t let Mirax take his beloved No, he must not let something bad happen to Gasper. Obviously, Matt who was also beaten beside him really thought so."

This is the scene where the author described Gasper and Matt going to the rescue when Gasper was taken away by Mirax in the early stage of the novel. Ben Affleck has to admit that what she wrote was very real, as if she was watching it on the spot, but he Refusing to admit that it was because he was deeply in love - oh wait!

The irony of this book ends in the following two paragraphs. The author uses a lot of pen and ink to describe Gaspar's psychological state after being rescued, and of course, it also includes the throbbing in his heart when he saw himself and Matt appearing at the door.

While praising the author's strong writing skills, his mentality has changed.

'Ah, Gaspar really loves us! ' he exclaimed.

Ben continued to read, and then, his thoughts followed the content of the novel on a roller coaster ups and downs, gradually overlapping what the author described with reality. When he finished reading the whole book, he collapsed on the sofa and let out a long sigh .

'Ah, I really love Gaspar! ' he sighed again.

……

Reading novels is not enough, so I had to find someone to share this with him, but forget about it in reality, they would just laugh at him, so he entered a hot thread on a forum, which almost every minute Someone is speaking.

But this forum is from China, and it uses all square Chinese characters. Fortunately, the current technology is advanced enough, and he only needs a few clicks of the mouse to complete the translation of the page.

When Ben opened the page, they were arguing fiercely. Scrolling up, they would send a photo of a Hollywood actor every once in a while, starting with Tom Cruise, and now it has been sent to Edward Furlong.In the middle section, Ben also discovers Leonardo and Henry.

What is this doing?

With doubts, Ben Affleck turned on the translation.

Oh--

It was a discussion about who was a better match for Gaspar.

Before he could make a detailed comparison, a new character was unlocked in the forum. Ben was eating a banana while watching it. He slid the scroll wheel of the mouse to scroll down, and then the banana in his hand stopped by his mouth.

He saw a picture of himself.

……

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[Picture - Ben Affleck]

Let's just say, what's better than buddies, and they're still Batman and Robin, vote for Big Ben

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When it comes to Batman and Robin, I prefer guava and Gasper. Didn’t Nolan also say that during filming, Gasper often visited the set?

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Can!Can!I am very good!Let the three of Big Ben, Du Meng, and Gaspar be together, and the fun people will faint!

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Ah, Daben is recognized as a straight man

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But he would rather clean up the housework for Daimeng than help his girlfriend pack the suitcase, because Gaspar will be visiting Daimeng's house in two hours... He is also not that straight

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Tsk, whoever it is, I'm taking mine

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"Eating CP Wisdom Quotes"

If they're fake, what's wrong with me?

If they are real, then I don't have to drink more

If they're open, they're letting me drink

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Upstairs is the truth

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Ahhhhh I don't care, they are the best match!Big Ben is the one who loves Gaga the most!They have the deepest bond, Daben risked his life to save him, and Gaga was willing to give money to let him shoot whatever he wanted. This is not love but what it is!

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Ah, no one is talking about Superman×Red Robin? Huh, I am also very cute

……

Obviously he is more suitable for Gaspar, in all aspects, such as poor body shape, he is 6.2 feet, nearly 20 cm taller than Gaspar, which is a very suitable height for kissing, and he still knows him best Yes, even know how the other party solves Chen——

Heck!

Ben Aflaq shuddered.

No, no, no, why did he start thinking about these things.

These are things that a little girl would do, there is no 'manliness' at all, he has to get up and do some manly things - such as lifting iron.

Ben ran to the gym.

Five minutes later he returned with his notebook.

Who said that a man can't read fanfiction and can't enjoy his own CP.

Half an hour later, Ben was no longer exercising. He was wearing boxing gloves, leaning against the cabinet in a very seductive posture, browsing the forum, looking at the newly launched topic [Who is a better kissing partner], his expression Gradually it becomes more intriguing.

Then he glanced at the calendar and calculated that Oscar was still half a year away, which was enough for them to make trouble.

"So that's why you asked us to come out?" Jimmy Feather propped his chin and looked at Ben Affleck mockingly, "Because of a forum and a few fan fictions, my God, you won't be falling too, Ben. "

"So do you still want to let the ratings of the Oscars you host soar? If you don't want to, I'm not stopping you. You can leave now." Ben said unhappy. In his opinion, fan fiction will only deepen His bond with Gaspar, bah, feelings, he still doesn't have that kind of desire for him.

Chicken Feather made a zipper gesture around his mouth, and Shu raised his hands above his head to signal him to shut up.

Ben nodded in satisfaction, he changed his posture and pretended to take a sip of coffee, then looked at Matt, who had been silent from the beginning, unlike him, usually when it comes to Gaspar is the most excited one.

"Hey, Matt?"

Matt Damon snapped back to his senses as if he had just woken up. "Sorry, what's wrong?" He straightened his collar, "I was thinking about something just now."

Ben gave him a strange look, "We plan to make a big deal at the Oscars, the kind that can make the ratings soar, what were you thinking just now, more important than the Oscars?" He asked.

"Hmm," Matt replied vaguely, "it's Gasper's birthday soon, and I haven't decided what to give him - what do you think about giving him a puppy, he seems to be paying attention to it recently animal protection."

Feather laughed out loud, and Ben gave him the classic question mark emoji of the bankrupt girl Max.

It's all about Gaspar, Ben rolled his eyes slightly.

"Brother, I love him too, but Oscar is more important than that, are you right?" He said, "What's more, you can prepare gifts one day in advance. If you really can't think of what to give, just buy it for him." A full ticket to the World Cup in Brazil, or a scarf from Bayern, believe me, it will never work.”

Matt's still not out of distress.

Ben and Feather looked at each other, and the two exchanged silently, and then they looked at Matt together, deciding to give him an exciting news to refresh his mind.

"Forget about that gift," Ben waved his hand. "What would you think if I said we'd let you and Gaspar kiss at the Oscars?"

Matt looked up instantly.

"How to do it?"

……

On the day of the Oscars, Ben and Chicken Feather managed to get Leonardo out of the way, and managed to get Gaspar to sit between Matt and Ben. What's new.

As the award presentation began, the host, Chicken Feather, brought over the "grievance" between him and Matt Damon, and pulled everyone on the scene to play tricks together. Gaspar was as happy to watch as everyone else, but Quickly, he was sucked in.

"Matt Damon once argued with me who was the better kisser, he thought it was him, and I disagreed. Then his avowed 'husband' Ben Affleck got into the fray and we never came to a conclusion conclusion, and the reason it didn't come to a conclusion, I think, is because we've never kissed the same person."

Speaking of which, most people can hear the voice-over of Chicken Feather, they look at Gaspar without too much trouble, and the camera follows him just right.

"Would you like to be our referee, Gaspar?"

Matt and Ben stood up, walked to the aisle and stood in a triangle with Feather, and then they looked at Gaspar at the same time, with excitement and urging in their eyes.

"Come on baby, give the three of us a hot kiss and tell everyone who's the best kisser."

Gaspard he cracked.

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After everything was over, Ben Affleck deliberately avoided the jumping Leonardo and called Gaspar and Matt aside. He hooked their necks and spoke mysteriously.

"I see that there are three people who have received the most approval for the tricks of me, Matt and you in the forum. Do you want to try it?"

This time it wasn't just Gaspar that cracked, Matt cracked too.

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The author has something to say:

Of course, in the end, they played tricks with the three of them. Amidst the cheers of the audience, Oscar's ratings were raised to a very high point.