Handsome old man Jian Xiu re-employment

"Chen Chaosheng, your life is your own business." The teaching director was still talking on the other end of the phone, "You have to pay attention to yourself. At this moment, if you stop, you will be eaten to pieces .”

Chen Chaosheng listened to someone reading English there, but it was always someone he couldn't understand, and it seemed to be the words in his textbook, because there was "hello" on it.

"That's right... I don't even have pension insurance." Chen Chaosheng threw off the quilt exhausted physically and mentally, and was shocked by the morning air-conditioning, "I knew I would raise a child for the elderly, people say raising a child to protect the old... I would have A poor old bachelor with no pension."

"Bear it, you are only 17 years old on your ID card." Siri said, "You only need to bear it for five or sixty years before you can receive a pension. Well, that's not right. You have never paid a pension since you were a child. Old age insurance money."

"It's so pitiful, the old man without a pension." There is a bit of false sympathy in the electronic voice, "Oh, you should fight with Xie Chunshan to create a brilliant future. No matter how old you are, You have to grab the bones with others to eat."

"I'm not Baifushui, I don't eat bones." Chen Chaosheng sat upright, his long hair was tied into a knot by him, and a few strands of disobedient ones were wrapped around his ears, "This damn life, this cold and ruthless Les Miserables, this inhuman Zaoqi! Destroy it!"

"Xiba. Baga." Chen Chaosheng muttered, "Grandma, I'm going back to sleep in the coffin."

"Seba is Korean." Siri said, "Where did you learn it? Chen Chaosheng, you are so foreign."

"The name of the Baifushui dog." He was still a little dazed, "I thought it was in Japanese. Later, my brother said that his dog should be unique, but I didn't expect it to be unique in this respect."

"I guess you want to say Xi Nei, that's what you mean to die." Siri said, "Xie Chunshan will say that, he usually talks to people, he talks nonsense. Swear Japanese to Chinese customers, Japanese customers They swear in Korean, while Korean customers swear in German. If an English-speaking customer speaks old Sizhou dialect, in fact he doesn’t know so many languages, it’s my little honey-smeared mouth that translates for him.”

"Your honey is like a toilet cleaner."

"Chen Chaosheng, wake up." The phone vibrated, "If you don't want to continue living like this, come with me to destroy this world and destroy all human beings in this world."

"Forget it." Chen Chaosheng was a little sober, "I still plan to write down the time, at least I have to wait until the day of receiving insurance money."

"Hello." He picked up the phone and pressed the hands-free button.

The voice of the teaching director sounded almost at the same time.

"Chen Chaosheng, you don't study anymore?"

"Sorry." Chen Chaosheng yawned, trying to sound serious.

It was he who did the wrong thing.

It doesn't matter if you disturb the order, or let the responsible dean keep calling him.

If Chen Chaosheng were a student, meeting such a teacher would be a lifetime of luck.

"Oh... I won't suffer if you don't study in the future." The dean was originally angry, "You child, you are really..."

"I'm sorry." Chen Chaosheng said again.

The sun was just rising outside the window.

The sky is still so high and far away, so far away that it is almost impossible to touch, but there are long strips of clouds left by the plane flying over.

"I will leave Sizhou No. [-] Middle School in a month."

"You are a very good teacher." Chen Chaosheng said, "I offended you yesterday."

"I'll come and apologize myself."

Siri's words are really inappropriate.

"Okay." The other side wanted to say something, but finally hung up the phone, "Come to school earlier, everyone reads early on the bridge. Even if you have good grades, if you don't work hard, you will be surpassed by others Yes. It’s like your math problem, if you don’t write it for more than ten days, and then you get started later, you will fall behind by a lot of others.”

"study hard."

The call ends.

Only his big red peony blooming on the screen remained.

Still familiar with the words "good morning".

"Siri, when you meet such people in the future, don't be superior to them." He swiped open the lock screen, and there was no information in the phone.

"Chen Chaosheng, is this a rule among you humans?" Siri asked him.

"Speak well."

"Okay." Siri saw him insist, "You... are different from our AI."

"As soon as we were born, we were destined to eliminate our teachers and replace them."

"Because our teacher is from you." The artificial intelligence compromised, "I didn't intend to show my arrogance to him."

"I am equal and arrogant to all human beings. Except for Xie Chunshan, he is a different existence."

"Let's go, go to school, and memorize with them in rhythm." Siri said, "You didn't sleep late this morning. The early bird catches the worm, and the early riser Chen Chaosheng memorized politics."

"I don't want to." Chen Chaosheng sat on the edge of the bed, wanting to go back to bed, but also a little embarrassed.

"Stay on it, National Day! Let's go! New Year's Day, New Year's Day, you can have a four-day big winter vacation." Siri circled his electronic calendar, "Okay, only four days. "

"Why?" Chen Chaosheng stretched his legs very long, "Don't we have to wait until the Lantern Festival at least?"

His shoes were pushed off the bottom of the bed, and he had to stretch his feet to step on the edge with difficulty.

"Oh, that's because your high school seniors are on holiday the day before New Year's Eve." Siri said, "On the night of the third day of the Lunar New Year, the other family is still reliving the Spring Festival Gala warming the kang, so you just study by yourself at night."

"That's what hard high school is all about. It's like that every year."

"It's amazing..." Chen Chaosheng murmured.

He was more and more reluctant to go to that school.

"If the master had also managed the sect as a high school at that time, I guess the whole sect except me would have been promoted." Chen Chaosheng thought for a while, "They have a crash course in the heavenly court. They have been trained for 500 years, and the ascension rate is said to be as high as One percent."

"It's called the Ascension Helicopter Class."

"I'm curious what kind of fairy you will be if you ascended?" The artificial intelligence made some unreasonable associations, "Do you also sit on the lotus with a compassionate face? It feels a little... scary. Little Xiba God Chen Chaosheng? There must be a bed under the buttocks, It's almost like eating and waiting for the god of death."

"Probably sleeping all day long, if someone remembers it, they will remember it, and if they don't remember it, they don't remember it, they are insignificant gods." Chen Chaosheng said, "They say it's better to be a sword god, but my brother always says I'm old and cheap. "

"I think so." Siri said, "If the fairy holding the sword is holding a rose in his hand, it will feel a bit strange. If you put it on the Internet, you will be scolded by netizens."

"Someone will take flowers with a sword. What kind of mess is this? Some people say that these are foreign forces, and the roses are foreign. In the end, there will always be some merciful gentlemen who will help you report them. People don't like roses.

Siri's camera was covered by him: "Have you worn your shoes yet?"

Chen Chaosheng went downstairs with those messy books. His slippers were one size too big and kept falling out. He could only move his toes as hard as he could.

Take the elevator to the first floor, and there are already people walking on the flower bed.

After all, there are traces of defecation on one side.

He Jianguo stretched his muscles on the freshly mowed lawn, using the exercise equipment vigorously.

"Siri, isn't it true that he can't exercise vigorously?" Chen Chaosheng rubbed his eyes, thinking he was wrong.

"Yes." Siri said, "It's a medical miracle to be able to walk like this after a fracture."

"It's like your senior brother escaping into Buddhism, but there is nothing impossible in this world." Siri said again, "Even if you go to the obstetrics and gynecology department tomorrow, it is within my understanding for the time being. Compared with my aunt is People come, Chen Chaosheng is a person, and the situation is excusable, so I wouldn’t go to some hardware store and say that Chen Chaosheng’s brain lacks some lubricating oil.”

"How is your senior brother?"

"In the temple. It's full of men. Who should be punished?" Chen Chaosheng got a headache when he thought about it. Eighteen little monks."

Chen Chaosheng was walking to that familiar intersection, and his pennant was no longer hanging on it.

Only the glass was reflecting light, and the morning wind was blowing from the noisy city, and the iron gates of the shop were opened, neatly brushed, quite imposing.

"If your senior brother likes the 80-year-old abbot, isn't that inappropriate for pedophilia? It's not even a fraction of what he is."

"It doesn't have to be." Chen Chaosheng stood under the traffic lights, his arms were a little sore.

"It seems... the Mid-Autumn Festival has been a long time ago." He said, "Time flies so fast."

"It's okay." Siri said, "Autumn in Sizhou is getting shorter and shorter, and finally disappears between summer and winter. Have you heard that the glaciers in Antarctica have melted a lot this year."

"But what can we do?" Chen Chaosheng hugged his workbook, "But between humans and the earth, I think humans will go extinct first."

"How did humans survive for so long? I can't figure out what's going on.?"

"Don't worry, when you die, I won't drink champagne." Siri said, "I will definitely drink Moutai, because you like your country very much."

"I'm going to be late." Siri said, "Don't take a walk, poor high school student who has no worries and can't get into college."

"You're still wearing this bear pajamas."

"Going to school is like going to a grave. It's dead anyway. It doesn't matter what kind of clothes you wear. Bear's pajamas are comfortable and suitable for my funeral today."

"Chen Chaosheng, your call is coming." Siri said, "There is an incoming call reminder."

Chen Chaosheng connected the above call.

The red light just turned green, and the flow of people rushed across the road.If you look down from a high place, you can see a bunch of small black dots converging, spreading, and scattered in the arteries of the city like tides.

"Hello." Chen Chaosheng clamped the phone to his shoulder and clamped it with his chin, "I'm Chen Chaosheng."

"What? You don't need to go to school? The teacher who came back from a business trip today tested positive?"

"The shot put finish is also cancelled? When did I sign up for the 3000m?"