Handsome old man Jian Xiu re-employment

When Chen Chaosheng saw this, he already guessed the ending.

The ending is probably that the senior brother will settle down for a short while, and then he can't bear the loneliness and changes.

Anyway, this is not the first time that his senior brother said that he wants to be a couple forever, this is scheming 0.

Chen Chaosheng yawned sleepily and lay flat on the bed.

The dust was still swirling in the sunlight.

"Brother, work harder." Chen Chaosheng arranged the pillow so that the entire back of his head could be rested on it.

"Senior brother is arrogant."

Bai Fushui's life is indeed too colorful.Every few years, we have to go through a family ethics drama, which is the kind with special characteristics of the times.

Chen Chaosheng felt that Bai Fushui should be a historian.His love history is a small history, no one else needs to do archaeology, just call his predecessors over, say something to each of them, publish it, good guy, fill in the gaps in history.

"I give you my heart." Lin Hanyan said.

"It's inappropriate." Bai Fushui looked at the heart, neither stopping nor moving.

"Could you love yourself a little more? Put your heart back?" Bai Fushui spoke a little awkwardly, "A man should love himself."

"Yes, men should love themselves." He said with a stiff smile, "A man who doesn't love himself is like rotten cabbage."

"This shows that you have me in your heart." Lin Hanyan earnestly said, "You told me to love myself."

"Look at me one more time. You have to dispose of this heart casually, even feed it to the dog." Lin Yanhan stretched out his big pale hand and wrapped it around Bai Fushui's palm, "It beats for you."

Chen Chaosheng saw this scene in the water mirror, and consciously moved his head away.

I feel that the next thing is that he, an old man, can't watch it.

It won't grow a needle's eye after seeing it, but it is easy to have nightmares.

"Brother Lin, think about your parents." Bai Fushui said frantically, "I don't love you like them."

"People don't exist for love." He stretched out his arm, "Love is just the condiment of life, just like noodles without chopped green onions will be dull, but if you are very hungry, you have to eat any noodles."

"It's like my junior brother, who has been single for more than 1000 years, and there are many people who pursue him. He can't even remember his name, and he still lives well."

"When others pursue him, he always confuses such a group of people." Bai Fushui changed the subject, "People like him have always been alive."

"Put away your heart first." Bai Fushui picked up the heart and wiped off the dust, "Don't say such frightening words again."

"You really don't want my heart?" Lin Hanyan asked him.

"Many people want my heart." Lin Hanyan said, "The difference between me and you is that my heart has accepted the transformation plan of the underworld. This plan started a long time ago."

"I don't want to know." Bai Fushui stood far away, "I would rather the director scold me less twice tomorrow."

"When I have nothing to do, I often take out my heart and kick it as a ball." Lin Hanyan said, "I accidentally kicked it into the sea last time, and the waves swept it away."

"This heart is specially customized for the Mid-Autumn Festival, and the price is not cheap." Lin Hanyan said with a little force on his hand, the shell of the heart shattered, and the metal spring popped out, "I bought such a heart for an extra 50 yuan." Lettering heart."

"Engrave your name." His face was as pale as paper.

"I can't stand it..." Bai Fushui distanced himself from him, stepped on the edge of the door, "Can't you understand human language?"

"Chen Chaosheng, you fucking come here, I know you're watching, call the underworld to take this man back." Bai Fushui looked really angry, his teeth were chattering, "You don't want that kind of thing to be a moral kidnapper How am I?"

"I may lack love, but Bai will not accept anyone's love." Bai Fushui said, "It's not that I'm not qualified for love, but that no one can stop me."

"Xie Chunshan and Siri are entangled together." He stood up, "What do you think I am a Hehuan sect, what would it be if I have been single for so many years?"

All the ghostly spirits in the hall were sluggish.

Bai Fushui looked up at the huge Buddha statue.

"It's up to you, you are not young anymore." He frowned and pushed open the closed door, "Don't stumble like this, don't think about yourself, and think about other things."

"You really don't want to take another look at me?" Lin Hanyan knelt on the ground, blood was still splashed on her green clothes.

He stood among those yaksha ghosts, his originally gloomy face was like a ghost.

It really looks like a ghost.

"I don't like ghosts." Bai Fushui shook his head, "I'm already a vixen."

"You can sit on the underworld boat on Saturday, just come to me when you are free." Lin Hanyan looked at him, his voice was unbearably hoarse, "Anyway, I will always be there waiting for you."

"Huh?" Bai Fushui said, "We are just a purely physical relationship."

"Don't get too involved."

"Cannon | Friends."

The melon seed shells beside Chen Chaosheng's bed were piled up into a hill.

"Siri, look at the complex and turbulent emotions of human beings." Chen Chaosheng clapped his hands, "Stop thinking about your shot put."

"What?" Everyone who doesn't know how to play shot put is incomplete, Siri said, "Chen Chaosheng, I won the prize for you."

"What prize?" Chen Chaosheng asked him.

"I don't know, it's said to be a very expensive set of test papers." Siri said, "It's hard to imagine that there is a test paper that is said to be able to improve by [-] or [-] points."

"In this case, I believe that there are no unsolved mysteries of human beings in the world, and human beings are destined to be unable to improve their existence at such a speed."

"To be able to have such a terrifying speed, either you have stepped out of what you call the bottom line of human relations, or it is only available to our AI."

"My senior brother and his...well, the dead friends are talking about it right now." Chen Chaosheng said, "One wants to play with his heart, and the other doesn't care about it."

"Don't think so much." Siri said rationally, "Don't worry, your brother will definitely be with that man in Tsing Yi in the end."

"Why?" Chen Chaosheng was ready to call the underworld for emergency treatment.

The human heart has been dug out, so it needs to be replaced with a new one.

"We in Jinjiang are like this. You can buy stocks and fake NPs during the process, but the ending must be 1v1. Otherwise, your brother will either be reported and locked up for the rest of his life, or be arrested and edited."

"Eh……"

Chen Chaosheng eagerly found new melon seeds to nibble on.

This handle is creamy.

"Don't worry. Are the eyes of the man in Tsing Yi red?" Siri is still unhurried, "Is it 1.8 meters?"

"What does this have to do with my senior brother's emotional problems?" Chen Chaosheng asked inexplicably, "Senior brother won't break up with a man just because he is handsome."

"He is simply afraid of ghosts." Chen Chaosheng changed his posture to see Qing Lin Hanyan's expression.

"He's afraid of ghosts," he said, "and I'm afraid of people. I think people are much scarier existences than ghosts."

"You're right." Siri said, "Pay attention to what the man in Tsing Yi said. If he saw Bai Fushui when he was a child, it means that Bai Fushui must be his white moonlight. If he is dead, then they can add a label : Deep sadomasochistic love. If your senior brother was with him in the past, then add the label: reunion after a broken mirror."

"If Bai Fushui doesn't want to talk to him right now, then this is a story about chasing a husband to a crematorium." Siri replied skillfully, "See if his eyes are red."

"Everyone has black eyes." Chen Chaosheng stared carefully at the water mirror in front of him for a long time.

Lin Hanyan still looks good.

It seems that she was a beautiful woman during her lifetime.

"It's not the same, then look at his eyes." Siri emphasized, "They Jinjiang 1 likes red eyes."

"Well... the current situation is that the brother is standing at the door." Chen Chaosheng summed up the current scene with his already poor language, "There is light on his side, and Lin Hanyan is kneeling on the ground."

"It's a bit like a mouse looking up at the starry sky in a stinky ditch." Chen Chaosheng searched for an inappropriate metaphor, "From a distance, I thought it was a brilliant starlight, but it was actually just a layer of black plastic paper with a few holes. , there are street lamps shining outside the plastic paper."

"Lin Hanyan is really pitiful." He said, "Look, such a powerful person can put down his figure like this for love, and he doesn't want to look like that at all."

Siri didn't know what he was drinking again: "This is where you humans are completely different from our AI."

"Only you as a human being can understand." Siri said, "Maybe Xie Chunshan also understands something."

"But he won't tell me." Siri said, "The love between the two of us does not need to be expressed in words."

"Chen Chaosheng, what are you rolling your eyes for?" Siri asked him, "Don't make strange expressions, your face will roll your eyes once you make such expressions."

"I'm talking to the dean now." Siri said, "You stupid human being."

"Then you are still arguing with me?" Chen Chaosheng asked him back.

Bai Fushui's voice was too loud.

And it was shouting into Chen Chaosheng's sea of ​​consciousness.

It felt like more than 20 old ladies were yelling next to Chen Chaosheng's ear.

"Don't come here!"

"I'm so scared of you!"

"We are not suitable!"

Chen Chaosheng swallowed the melon seeds: "Brother, can you please keep your voice down?"

Bai Fushui ignored him, and his tone became more and more excited: "You let go."

"Lin Hanyan, stop entanglement, or tomorrow I will go to the underworld and find you thirty fierce 1s to turn you into 0, 0 and 0 have no result." Bai Fushui threatened.

Chen Chaosheng's melon seed shells piled up into a hill.

"Chen Chaosheng, can you help me save him?"

"Brother, do you really want to save him?" Chen Chaosheng sat up straight and asked him, "You can just crush that heart completely. If he dies in Yangjian, he will go back to the underworld."

"The human heart is a very fragile thing. Even a dead person cannot be spared." He said, "His life and death are in your hands."

The author says:

Chen Chaosheng: I really admire you gay men

Chen Chaosheng: I feel that there are many couples around me, but the most normal couples are my father and my mother

There is another change but it is being revised [Climb]