Handsome old man Jian Xiu re-employment

Siri didn't have time to talk to him afterwards.

Chen Chaosheng didn't know if it really used his body to run 3000 meters.

That's 3000 meters.

Maybe throw a shot put.Chen Chaosheng didn't throw this thing away either, but when he was a child he often threw things out that he didn't bother to clean up, and Bai Fushui would bring them back.

Even the pieces of wood thrown by Chen Chaosheng were picked up and neatly placed in a row on his window sill.If someone in the Zongmen lost something, he could look for it on Chen Chaosheng's window sill, most of them could be found.

In the bored silence, he still couldn't sleep, tossing and turning, the quilt was kicked to the corner by him.

Chen Chaosheng simply sat up.

The daylight of that unknown dynasty is still flowing silently.

He wanted to find a poem to describe it, but he couldn't think of the exact one.

Siri sometimes likes to read poems to him, and sometimes tells Chen Chaosheng something after reading the book.

Chen Chaosheng is not a person who likes to read.It's not that he doesn't like reading books. The person who wrote the book is a few dozen years old, less than a fraction of his age, and he can't feel anything in it.It's like someone who is used to old wine drinking water from a cup, it will inevitably be a bit bland.

There are not many bright colors in his dull life.

Bai Fushui's life has many colors.

Of course, most of them are yellow and full of mosaics.The purple of the gay guy and the green of the hat are perfectly blended by his brother, and it becomes a beautiful oil painting that will be blocked when it is released.

Have some fun.

Then go see Baifushui.

As soon as he moved his mind in the sea of ​​consciousness, a water mirror lit up in the darkness.

Siri said this is like playing a small movie in your head.

The first thing he saw was the vermilion eaves of the Buddhist temple, on which were painted the story of Mulian hanging to save his mother.There are a few Yakshas with teeth and claws on the side.

The idol seemed to be the face of the man in Tsing Yi again.

Chen Chaosheng couldn't remember what Xiaoqing's name was. It didn't look like he was an important role.

Just like he doesn't remember who the governor of Huainan Province is now.

There is only a faint light like the candles in the hall, and the cave behind the statue is not clear.

Chen Chaosheng watched his senior brother fumble around in his pockets, stuffing a lot of money into the merit box.

His senior brother is also a very strange person. When he was earning money, he worked so hard and managed to earn the money, but then threw it into the box so rashly.

There are not many good things in heaven.

The statue in Tsing Yi walked down from the lotus against the light, removing the coldness from its eyes, and it was more of a kind of extreme compassion.

He stretched out his pale fingertips and placed them carefully on Bai Fushui's shoulders.

"my sweetheart."

Chen Chaosheng dug out a bag of melon seeds from the sea of ​​consciousness.

This bag is crab roe flavor.

He kind of understood why those little girls like to watch such erotic movies, it's really interesting.

His senior brother sometimes has good acting skills, such as when he is acting in an anti-Japanese drama and scolding people, such as when he is acting as a grandson pretending to be a grandfather.

His senior brother is acting in his true colors at the moment.

Chen Chaosheng didn't understand why Bai Fushui didn't put his personal experience on the big screen. The wonderful ones, except that there were a little more scenes that needed harmony, Fifty Shades of Gray would give him concessions.

"Don't come here." Bai Fushui slapped that hand away, "I'll walk my way of the underworld, and you will live and work in peace and contentment in your underworld. Although brother, you look very much to my liking, but the reproductive isolation between you and me is too severe. Having children only produces Schrödinger's cat."

"Didn't we have a good talk that night?" The man in Tsing Yi sat down on the futon, brushing his temples and hair, "Why is your thousand-year-old fox afraid of ghosts?"

"Who said a vixen can't be afraid of ghosts." Bai Fushui trembled, "Stop seducing me."

The man in Tsing Yi asked inexplicably, "How did I seduce you?"

"My clothes are complete, and there are still a few inches between you and me." The man in Tsing Yi said, "How can you stain my innocence for nothing?"

"The ghost aura on your body." Bai Fushui looked at him and shrank to one side, "I feel the temperature in the whole room has dropped."

"The two of us are really not suitable." Bai Fushui said again, "I don't want to find myself a dead husband either."

"If I'm with you, will I sleep with you in the coffin and we will talk to each other?" Bai Fushui said, "It's not necessary, if you really like my style, you can go to Taobao to buy the same style as mine." It’s just an inflatable doll, 3000 yuan, looks better than me, speaks better than me, and can play more in bed than me.”

"It's a dead thing after all." The man in Tsing Yi said, "Did you forget my name too?"

"Aren't you a dead thing?" Bai Fushui wanted to cry, "Brother, please,"

"There is no such thing as high or low among dead things." Bai Fushui wanted to cry but had no tears. "Brother, can you stop pestering me? How about you pestering my junior brother? He has a strong yang energy, he speaks nicely, and he looks good." That’s right, I can work with eighteen people in one night, and I’ll call my brother to come soon after I’m done.”

"It's not bad for you to go find him." Bai Fushui glanced carefully at the man in Tsing Yi, "We are really not suitable, brother, if you can't find a partner, it is not impossible to find someone with Soul next time. How to advertise for Soul Come on? Crying alone in the middle of the night?"

"But I have already given you my heart." The man in Tsing Yi said.

"If you don't believe me, look."

"How do I know if you have me in your heart?" Bai Fushui went crazy, "Brother, your green clothes are pretty good. If you are really with me, I guess you need to add a hat to the clothes. There are dozens of them, why don’t you join their vx group, really, if you see each other right in it, I’ll match you up and give you money.”

"Look at my heart." The man in Tsing Yi took out his shirt, and he really took out a bright red heart, with blood dripping from it, and Bai Fushui's name engraved on the lower part.

"It says it likes you."

"Hiss..." Bai Fushui watched his stomach tumbling.

Chen Chaosheng watched, a good romance movie turned into a horror movie.

"You..." Bai Fushui was speechless.

It's not like he hasn't seen some outrageous fans over the years.

Some ran after his car for more than ten kilometers, some shouted that they were pregnant with his child, and some even picked up the tissues used by Bai Fushui in the toilet, saying that they wanted to clone a little Bai Fushui.

"Brother, be more rational." Bai Fushui pushed him away, "Your heart is dirty, but with the current technology, we can replace it with a brand new artificial heart for you. You can choose red, yellow, blue, green, green, orange, purple or whatever color you want. That’s fine, we can talk about whatever style you want, and whatever style you want to shine. Really, don’t spoil yourself.”

He couldn't speak fluently: "You should also engrave Chen Chaosheng on it, and engrave Meng Xunfeng on it. Now that the two of them have also debuted, they have the same blessings and share the same difficulties, right? Happy family, I suggest you Carve a national flag in your heart, you can’t love me, you should be patriotic.”

"I only have you in my heart." The man in Tsing Yi looked at him, "Remember my name."

"My name is Lin Hanyan." He smiled lightly, lowered his head and kissed the corner of Bai Fushui's mouth, "Fushui."

"I actually saw your junior brother on the way." Lin Hanyan said, "He was wearing a pair of shorts in Sizhou No. [-] Middle School, and he pressed a female classmate and touched his thigh."

"Did Chaosheng get enlightened? It's actually a woman! His mother's reincarnation!"

Chen Chaosheng almost choked to death on the melon seeds, he coughed twice.

His brother's mouth is still so terrifying.

"Brother Lin, can you put your heart back." Bai Fushui trembled, and his eyes fell on his heart again, "That's scary, damn it, don't come here."

"The ghost wants to go to the underworld with you!"

"Bai Fushui, you can't discriminate against the dead," Lin Hanyan seemed a bit sad, "Could it be that after death, you don't even have the right to love?"

"You can like dead people." Bai Fushui said, "Have you ever thought about whether our two children are dead or alive?"

"I'm alive, you're dead, I'm a fox and you're human. The reproductive isolation between us is a little bit more outrageous than me and Chen Chaosheng." Bai Fushui said a lot, "If a cub like Chen Chaosheng is born What should I do? When his own father died, that cub was sleeping in my room, and he woke up and asked me that his father was actually dead, he seemed to have a father."

"Fushui." Lin Hanyan hugged him tightly, repeating his name repeatedly, "Fushui, your little mouth looks like it has been smeared with honey."

"This honey smells a bit like durian." Bai Fushui said coyly, "Brother, don't be like this, twisted melons are not sweet."

"It's okay, just let me twist for a while." Lin Hanyan put his whole head on his shoulder.

Bai Fushui only felt itching on his shoulders.

"You are warm." Lin Hanyan said.

In the airtight room, the candles were burning silently, entangled with such white smoke.

Bai Fushui raised his head, the Buddha statue was looking down at him, apart from being merciful, it seemed to be neither sad nor joyful.

"Resuscising." Lin Hanyan called his name, "You are the first person to praise me."

"Maybe you don't remember when you were in Zongmen." He said, "Actually, I remembered you at that time. You were always so dazzling. Chen Chaosheng's scenery always surpassed others, and I was thinking, What kind of person is he who can not be obscured by Chen Chaosheng's light."

"It's a wonderful fate."

"Later I took an evil path and died. Maybe Chen Chaosheng didn't remember. I didn't commit suicide. I died by his sword." Lin Hanyan said, "A very sharp sword came from my back. Go through it and stab my heart to pieces."

"Today the Buddha is your witness, are you willing to be a couple with me forever?"

"Then why don't you go after Chen Chaosheng?" Bai Fushui asked.

"Ah... I thought about it at first, but he is homophobic." Lin Hanyan blamed him, "Besides, he is too short. If I look at him, I have to lower my head."

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Chen Chaosheng: I feel offended