Handsome old man Jian Xiu re-employment

"Chen Chaosheng, did you fall asleep while sitting on the toilet?"

"Chen Chaosheng?" Xiao Wang called again.

Chen Chaosheng opened his eyes in a daze: "No."

"A little sleepy."

He had just dreamed of the day when he would shovel shit for Bai Fushui again.

"Sleep in shit, you are also a talent." Xiao Wang smiled through the door, "I thought you were a very unreal person, but now I find that you still have to go to the toilet, which is a bit like a person. "

Chen Chaosheng denied, "I am a human being."

"Oh, you're really the person I've ever seen who resembles Chen Chaosheng the most." Xiao Wang said with a smile, "You're also very good."

The door panel seemed to be slightly shaken by his laughter.

"I'm not so good, but you are so good." Chen Chaosheng got up from the toilet lid, rolled up those small advertisements and threw them into the trash, "You found a job at such a young age, and you have a girl who loves you." Friends. The future looks bright."

"I'm now begging for a living like my father." Xiao Wang stood outside the door, "Chaosheng, I usually don't talk to others about these things. I don't know how to say so much to you. .”

His shadow came in through the crack of the door, illuminated by the dim light, baring its teeth and claws.

Chen Chaosheng was still struggling to pull off his pants.

Siri told him to put safety pants on under the costume.He felt something was wrong after putting on safety pants, so he put on a pair of suit shorts, and felt something was wrong after putting them on.

I ended up wearing several pairs of pants.Pants are like this. When I wear a pair of safety pants, I feel that something is wrong, and when I put on new pants, I feel that something is wrong with the new pants.

Siri advised him to wear a skirt, and he didn’t need to wear suit shorts if he wore a skirt, except that he was a little perverted.

"Maybe it's because I think that even if I tell you, you definitely won't tell others." Xiao Wang said, "It's really strange, obviously the two of us just met for the first time, like a dream of."

Chen Chaosheng straightened his clothes and opened the door.

The midday sun hurt his eyes.

The sunlight is white, and the cement floor is inorganic gray.Xiao Wang was still wearing that Tsing Yi, puffed up by the wind.

"I don't know what to say," he whispered.

The phone vibrated: "Chen Chaosheng, even if you don't say anything, as long as you are willing to listen to him, it is a very good conversation for him."

"Go ahead." Chen Chaosheng said so.

"I'm sorry to go on." Xiao Wang took his shoulders, "When I become Boss Wang, I will definitely treat you to a good meal. Go to the best restaurant in Sizhou and bring my girlfriend. The three of us Open a big box."

"By the way, where is the best restaurant?"

Chen Chaosheng thought about it, and answered honestly: "Maybe it's KFC on Changshan Road. He Jianguo and his wife only want to eat on Thursdays, and they have discounts on Thursdays."

Xiao Wang laughed and leaned back: "It's definitely not KFC, KFC is so cheap. It may be that the high-end customers on the opposite side have more steaks, and the air conditioner there is better than KFC."

Chen Chaosheng turned on the tap and washed his face with cold water.

Xiao Wang's heartbeat came from there.

It was that vibrant voice that made his eardrums ache.

"Your stomach growled," he said.

He glanced at himself in the square mirror.

It seems that there is nothing different from the past, except for the silver hair, there is no trace left by the years at all.

Those old men did not know where to find information, proving that Chen Chaosheng is a young man.

Chen Chaosheng didn't remember when his black hair turned white, but it should have turned white by itself when he reached the age when it should have turned white.

"Chaosheng, you really..." Xiao Wang took off his wig, and pointed his head at the faucet, "I'm wearing this wig cover this morning, it's so hot, you have long hair on top, don't you fear the heat?"

"It's okay." Chen Chaosheng found these two words awkwardly.

"I'm used to it." His face was covered with water.

He also flushed the roses under the water for a while, and the water droplets slid off the metal surface, shining.

"Your roses are very beautiful." Xiao Wang rubbed his face, "I will buy a bunch of beautiful flowers for my girlfriend after I get off work, and I will give them to her downstairs in her dormitory. Will be very happy."

"Ah."

He doesn't know how modern people send flowers.

Flowers are the reproductive|reproductive|organs of plants. When he was a child, he had a pedophile flower essence to give him flowers. Chen Chaosheng put the flowers on Bai Fushui's head with his backhand. Bai Fushui thought the flowers looked delicious, so he swallowed them.

After a few days, Master led the two of them and passed by the dirt road again. The peach blossom tree wanted to give them flowers again, but Master stopped them.

Master called Lao Taoshu a pervert.He also asked Chen Chaosheng to scold him with his senior brother.

The master said that you can't mess with the wild flowers on the roadside, otherwise you will become a mother if you are not careful, and the cub will be different from your own species.

But this rose is beautiful.

Even every petal bends with a small arc and trembles after hundreds of calculations, which is the beauty of careful calculation.

"Is your girlfriend human?" Chen Chaosheng asked him suddenly.

"What else can it be if it's not human?" Xiao Wang said, "She is the most beautiful girl in the whole world, she is smart and kind-hearted, no matter how you think about it, she looks like a fairy descended from the earth, and the best qualities in the world are all in her. .”

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder." Chen Chaosheng had no reason to think of this sentence.

"Chaosheng, do you have a girlfriend?" He asked, "You're still a virgin at this age, right?"

The water fell on the ground and splashed.

A drop slipped from his palm.

"Hmm." Chen Chaosheng didn't answer the question.

"It shouldn't be so handsome. Do you like men?" Xiao Wang leaned over cheaply, "You don't want to find 0 because of your condition. Could it be that you can't find 1?"

Chen Chaosheng felt that the tip of his nose was going to stick to it.

He could see the tiny hairs on the nose of this young man surnamed Wang, as well as the shining sweat, which also shone.

"I don't like people." Chen Chaosheng pushed his hand away, "I'd rather like myself than I like people."

"Humans are more advanced monkeys." He talked about the theory of evolution.

"Confidence." Xiao Wang gave him a thumbs up, "a man's confidence."

"Then let's compare?" He said with a smile.

Chen Chaosheng looked puzzled: "Compared to what?"

"You follow me to the toilet, we take off our pants and compare who is longer and who is shorter?" Xiao Wang grabbed his wrist.

"Adolescent boys like to play this kind of game the most." Siri whispered.

At the end of the day, Chen Chaosheng took several photos of himself.

He killed, he killed, and he killed.

The crew especially likes to film him killing people.

Those things that Chen Chaosheng couldn't remember himself, but these people were so precious, they poured out one by one like pouring beans, and pieced together a Chen Chaosheng.

Very strange Chen Chaosheng.

High and cold.

The bald old man said that Chen Chaosheng was the person who played the most like Chen Chaosheng, and sometimes it was as if Chen Chaosheng himself had lived to such an age.

Chen Chaosheng just laughed and said nothing.

He also said that sometimes Chen Chaosheng is not like Chen Chaosheng.Specifically, when Chen Chaosheng hit someone, he was not very imposing, like a storm was coming, the curtain was hung up, and the sound system came out. After Chen Chaosheng ran for a short distance, the actor on the opposite side started to fight with a sword, and Chen Chaosheng moved slowly. , like radio gymnastics.

Neither he nor the martial arts instructor could convince each other, so the bald old man simply let the two fight. The price is that the martial arts instructor is now lying in the hospital, and the bald old man paid for him to recover from his injuries. Chen Chaosheng is also the martial arts instructor at the same time. Position, leading the salary of two people.

They all said that Chen Chaosheng was really like Chen Chaosheng.

There are not many people in the subway.

They just missed the evening rush hour.Xie Chunshan didn't have time to be his driver, he was busy discussing business to earn money for his little boyfriend to do scientific research.

Siri said that he wants to work out a way to use money to produce money, preferably a perpetual motion machine. He is still studying how to make all the apples falling from the tree become Newton's ones, and even human beings become Physicists, no one will go to work and farm, so everyone will starve to death.

Chen Chaosheng turned on the phone.

Cross out the ads one by one.

He and Xiao Wang mentioned a mouthful of roses, and the shopping software gave him information about selling roses.

"Big brother, are you thinking about something?" the boy sitting next to him asked him.

He was wearing a very common blue and white school uniform with a red scarf on his chest.

They seemed to be the only two of them on the subway.

The job advertisement outside the opposite window flashed by, and this stop was People's Park.

"That's right." Chen Chaosheng said.

"Big brother, are you already in the fourth grade?" The boy asked him, "You look really tall, or are you in the fifth grade?"

Chen Chaosheng smiled: "I don't go to elementary school."

"I'm very old."

"Then are you the legendary junior high school student?" The little boy seemed to have sparkling eyes.

"I'm only in the first grade, and it will take me a long time to become like my brother." The boy put away the self-teaching textbook, "Brother, are the subjects in junior high school difficult?"

"Brother, you are amazing." The boy said without waiting for him to answer.

"He didn't go to college." Siri said, "He is studying at a social college for life. If you don't study hard, you will only be like this brother in the future, begging for a living all over the world, and your parents don't want him."

"Brother, you are so miserable." The boy was taken aback, "You have to be strong."

"I don't know what a social university is, but my brother is a college student." He said, "Dad didn't save enough money to buy a house in the school district. Dad cried secretly behind our backs at night. Brother, don't cry secretly."

"Dad is a superman. He knows everything and can do everything." He said, "I want to be as powerful as my dad in the future."

Resting his hairy head on Chen Chaosheng, he yawned sleepily.

The hour hand pointed to ten ten at night.

"What do you want to do in the future?" Chen Chaosheng was not used to it, so he still didn't push him away.

"I want to open a big factory, have a lot of machines, hire a lot of people to work for me, only pay them a little wage, and make a lot of money."

"What do you do with the money?"

The boy thought for a while: "I want to open a bigger factory, and then hire a lot of people who make money for me day and night, and then continue to open the factory."

"Dad is running around for money. As long as I earn money, I can use it to buy his time." He said, "Brother, are you also doing it for money?"

"Maybe." Chen Chaosheng was a little sleepy, "Actually, I'm quite rich, but it's not RMB."

"what is that?"

"Heaven and Earth Tongbao." Chen Chaosheng said, "commonly known as Mingbi."

The author says:

Look at the next chapter for Chen Chaosheng to kill someone.

There are a lot of bugs, please take a look at the Mid-Autumn Festival to fix orz