Handsome old man Jian Xiu re-employment

Chen Chaosheng didn't understand why he went to the toilet with the young man surnamed Wang for a second before he sat on the toilet.

Going to the toilet is essentially a way to pull in the relationship.When Bai Fushui didn't know him well, he liked to grab his trousers to go to the toilet. He didn't bring a paper to call his junior brother. After he finished, he shook his buttocks and went out. He called Chen Chaosheng to come in and flush him. Chaosheng meal.

As far as Chen Chaosheng himself is concerned, he has been fasting for many years, and theoretically he does not need to go to the toilet.

But he ate fried chicken a few days ago, and when he chewed it, he was naturally very happy, but now he is a little constipated.If you eat it, you must pull it, and Chen Chaosheng is not immune.

He sat on the toilet lid, which he wiped with toilet paper.

A coil of incense was burned in the corner behind the toilet, and the words "Songzi Avalokitesvara" were printed on the packaging box. I don't know if Chen Chaosheng can send his son, but it smells like the incense on Master's clothes.

Xiao Wang is in the toilet next to him.

"Chaosheng, I have always liked Chen Chaosheng since I was a child." Xiao Wang's voice sounded from the cubicle.

Chen Chaosheng heard the sound of dripping water.

Xiao Wang whistled, which was a very familiar tune.

"Ok?"

"It's not you. It's Chen Chaosheng who died for many years." Xiao Wang said with a smile, "Oh, I just envy him all the time."

"I made a girlfriend, and I said that I was very envious of Chen Chaosheng. Sometimes we squatted on the flyover and thought about Chen Chaosheng's magnificent life." Xiao Wang said, "The wind blows, the clouds float, and the two of us lean on our backs. back, her ponytail hanging over my shoulders."

"You speak like a poet." Chen Chaosheng said, "This poem is easy to understand."

"What kind of poetry is this? These are just a few complaints." Xiao Wang smiled heartily, "If I could write poetry, would I still be acting here?"

The small advertisements on the door are small interest-free loans.

A few pieces of shredded paper like psoriasis, some of which were torn off, leaving only white paper sticking to them, with only a few spots of white among the colorful flowers.

In the bottom corner, there is a small ad that says Chen Chaosheng is an endorsement. It sells toilet cleaners. It uses exaggerated special effects and is full of densely packed small characters.

"Teenagers become famous."

"The toilet cleaner, even Chen Chaosheng has used it, and it is agreed."

Chen Chaosheng pulled the small advertisement away.

damage his image.

"I want to go home."

"What did Chen Chaosheng say?" Chen Chaosheng asked Xiao Wang, "Don't you like Chen Chaosheng?"

He didn't understand how anyone could like someone like him.

He doesn't seem to be doing anything remarkable.

"30 years in Hedong, 30 years in Hexi, don't bully the young and poor. When I shouted this, I felt that my whole body was full of fire, and even my eyes seemed to be bursting with fire."

Chen Chaosheng looked complicated.

If he wants to say it, don't bully the old and the poor.

Perhaps these words were too positive for him.Don't bully the old and the poor, he wants to buy a senior ticket.

How to see how strange.

"That's not what he said." Chen Chaosheng said.

"That must be what he said." Xiao Wang interrupted him, "You don't love Chen Chaosheng enough."

"Siri, did I really say that?" Chen Chaosheng was also a little entangled by him.

Siri said: "These words come from Tiancan Tudou's Dou Po Cangqiong, Qi Qi Wen, you are in Jinjiang, it must not be you who said it, and you don't have a Qi Qi account."

"The first two sentences are all from scholars." Siri continued, "The books of scholars in the Qing Dynasty are so literate. They must not have been written by Chen Chaosheng. Chen Chaosheng is half illiterate."

"What else did Chen Chaosheng say?" Chen Chaosheng asked Xiao Wang.

The small advertisements on one wall were ruined by him, one piece was white and the other was black, making the wall look a bit ugly.

"You didn't intend to be a draft, but..." Xiao Wang read again, seeming to have a bit of poetry.

Chen Chaosheng didn't know at the moment whether he was acting or if he really liked Chen Chaosheng.

If Chen Chaosheng could say such affectionate words, he wouldn't be nearly two thousand years old and still be a bachelor.

"My girlfriend also said that this sentence is extremely well written."

"It sounds like a sentence that often appears in the comment area of ​​Netease Cloud." Siri complained, "It's like some wild dog chasing me behind, or you waiting for me in front, this kind of comment is generally half a cent away from the song itself There is no relationship, the elements must include puberty, one party's extreme infatuation, and accidents, most of which are high school students' crushes."

"So it usually gets a lot of comments and likes." The phone vibrated twice in his trouser pocket, "It's not like an ordinary high school student at first glance."

"Ordinary high school students have evening self-study at 10:30, morning reading starts at [-]:[-] in the morning, interspersed with a few tests and assessments, endless mock papers, unkempt, looks like a living person, it is already very good Yes. It’s still affectionate, it must be a lie made up by a female college student.”

Chen Chaosheng stretched his legs, kicked the toe of his shoe to block the door, and there was a bang: "Who is he writing this to?"

"Of course it was written to his good senior sister Xu Sanqing." Xiao Wang said, "When he saw Xu Sanqing, he shouted at his sisters and sisters, this is not love, what is this?"

Chen Chaosheng was taken aback by these words.

"This CP is not fun." Chen Chaosheng said softly.

He called Xu Sanqing's sister, this trick was taught by Bai Fushui.

Chen Chaosheng didn't like people very much since he was a child. When he saw a beautiful girl, he didn't know how to speak. The beautiful girl smelled sweet and spoke softly. Once he talked, he couldn't stop talking.

When it comes to sunrise and sunset, they chirp and walk in groups of two or three, like little birds.

Bai Fushui knew that he couldn't remember these girls, so he taught him to see women, no matter how old they were, just call them elder sister, those girls must be very happy.

Bai Fushui also said that calling his aunt and grandma would be beaten.Chen Chaosheng did get his grandmother beaten up a few times.

He didn't understand the reason, but it was the right thing to do anyway.When he was 89 years old, he called his elder sister, and the girls all smiled and said that his brother was really good.But when he called his sister at the age of 60 or [-], these girls became angry again.

Girls are very complicated creatures, and Chen Chaosheng has never been able to guess their thoughts.

There are so many twists and turns in their hearts.

Xu Sanqing liked it when he called her sister.Calling her sister, Xu Sanqing's brows and eyes were full of smiles, and those hands that could pierce rocks with a single knock made soup for their children.

Xu Sanqing didn't remember him either.

"What do you envy Chen Chaosheng?"

He sat on the toilet for a while and felt that the toilet was also a good place.

In short, a place without people is a good place.With so many people leaning together, talking, breathing, and intertwining breaths, it is a scary thing in itself.

People outside are still eating box lunches.

The film crew is provided with meals, and the food is not bad, with two vegetarian dishes and one meat dish. When the old men are in a good mood, they will even make seaweed soup.

"Chen Chaosheng doesn't need to study, and Chen Chaosheng doesn't need to work overtime. How wonderful, he just needs to walk around with a sword, and doesn't even buy a train ticket." Xiao Wang envisioned, "I think he is very powerful since I was a child, you see , He has been dead for so many years, so many people still remember his name, and so many people have spent their entire lives studying him."

"I also want to be famous, I also want to have such a beautiful mausoleum, and I also want to live a good life." Xiao Wang said, laughing under his breath, "This little villain who is only mentioned once or twice in the whole film , In fact, I can fight for the best role."

"For me, it's already pretty good." He said, "I've never been good at reading since I was a child. I learned English in the village, and the end of practice always reads like kicking shit."

"Chen Chaosheng can live a good life without knowing English. How wonderful."

The wind blew the door outside the toilet and smashed against the wall, making a bang.It seems that the leaves of the trees are still ringing and rustling.

"English still needs to be learned." Chen Chaosheng thought for a while, "Chen Chaosheng doesn't know English. But he can speak ancient Chinese, which is much more difficult than Mandarin."

"Oh." Xiao Wang sighed, "My girlfriend seems to be a graduate student in this direction. She reads much better than me. Unlike me, she is still playing male No. 18 here, so she goes to shine for SCI. .”

"Not bad." Chen Chaosheng said.

He is acting here, and Chen Chaosheng's [-] people are also acting here. He doesn't know where to sleep tonight, and he doesn't even have a girlfriend.

"I did a very stupid thing when I was a child. I used my father's Alipay to buy a train ticket and wanted to go to Xinjiang." Xiao Wang said, "If Chen Chaosheng becomes immortal, he must live on Kunlun Mountain and see the world. All kinds of stupid|crazy things in the world, he must also think that people in this world are very stupid|crazy."

"Chen Chaosheng is not from Xinjiang either. He is from the south, from Huainan Province."

"Oh, I was stupid at that time." Xiao Wang smiled. "People say that v is 50, and I would go to v if he is Qin Shihuang. But on Thursday, I saw that classmate who claimed to be Qin Shihuang eating KFC."

"In the end, my father carried me back." Xiao Wang said, "He spanked my ass, and the whole building was startled by the sound, so they came out to see our father and son."

"There are only Tianshan ebony plums in Xinjiang." Siri interjected, "Every time Baifushui takes the train, the conductor sells Tianshan ebony plums on the train."

"I don't know if this thing is produced in Xinjiang. Whether he goes to Hainan, Beijing or Shanghai, as long as there is a train, he will sell Tianshan ebony plums produced in Xinjiang, and he has bought a lot."

"The neighbors originally wanted to persuade my father, knowing what good things I did, they said my father was a good fighter." Xiao Wang said with a wry smile, "My father has been very vicious in beating people since he was a child. He is doing business outside. My mother is in charge of things at home. He especially hopes that I will study well and earn a lot of money for him, so that my mother will not have to work so hard in the future."

"But he hit me, and my reading was even worse." Xiao Wang said leisurely, "When I saw those formulas, I remembered my father's slap. Oh, if only I were Chen Chaosheng."

"If it's Chen Chaosheng, he must be satisfied. Let him not sigh and wrinkle all over his face when he looks at me."

"If it was Chen Chaosheng, these would not be problems. He is so good and powerful, he can solve any problems."

The author says: