[Football] The strongest man is already in the lineup

"I think our jerseys are pretty good-looking, the most powerless is the Barcelona jersey, the orange and yellow, tomato scrambled eggs hahaha, and the pink jersey, tsk tsk! The rhythm of the girl's dream style, and that Red and blue, tsk tsk, the aesthetic vision of Nike designers must be similar to our designers..."

"It's all the same cheating." The teammate finished the unfinished sentence for him.

"Actually, look, Inter Milan jerseys, Real Madrid jerseys, and Adi's design styles are all the same. Is the designer lazy? The sleeves are full of stripes, and the neckline is similar. It can be used after changing. This is really an economical and environmentally friendly way. , save mental work... Barcelona's tomato scrambled eggs and red and blue are also like this."

The teammates laughed until they fell down, and some people kept asking what "tomato scrambled eggs" was, so Dong Qiudi took on the task of introducing this home-cooked dish of the Celestial Dynasty.

Talking and talking, I somehow ended up in the head coach's outfit, and I couldn't say more about this Dong Qiudi.I only heard him gushing: "I think the most handsome coach is Uncle Psy!"

The beginning is clear, you must like it!

"Especially Uncle Piao's sliding kneeling, and raising his arms and shouting, he can't be domineering anymore! And his Armani coat, tsk tsk, actually I don't think that Armani coat is very good-looking, but it is certainly nice to have Uncle Piao ...The pinnacle of his aesthetics should be when he was in Inter Milan, with a black suit, tie and bright leather shoes, which is definitely the rhythm of killing all fans in seconds!"

"But it's not good to go to Madrid. Uncle Piao wears sportswear and sweatpants all day long. His windbreaker and leather shoes don't know where he got it. It's so plain that you can't see it. No one can find it in the crowd. money, and then the media said all day long, hey... But now it’s good to go back to Chelsea, and bring out the suit, tie and leather shoes, absolutely, absolutely, it’s the madman back then!”

Dong Qiudi suddenly noticed that Torres had lost his voice, and winked at him.

"What are you doing? Are your eyes cramping?" Dong Qiudi asked strangely. He thought it was normal for Ruiz to do this movement, but it was against Toniu's way of doing it!A handsome guy is definitely not suitable for making small expressions, he just needs to slump his face or smile.

But Torres took two steps and pulled him without a trace, Dong Qiudi finally sensed something was wrong, and then turned around, just in time to see a very familiar person standing behind him like a sculpture with his hands behind his back, without saying a word .

--Psy! ! !

Here, what's the matter with the murderous aura!

Dong Qiu Di's blond hair trembled, petrified inch by inch.

I!Varied!what!All!without!explain!

you!Varied!what!All!without!listen!arrive!

Of course this is not possible.

When taking the photo, Dong Qiudi was terrified, afraid that he would be caught and tortured, but nothing happened. He just followed the steps to pose, with a calm expression on his face, and then the photographer clicked, and the photo was born.

It seems that nothing will happen, so I made a fuss.

Soon, the blond fluffy swallowed back the words.

After taking the solo photos, Hai needs to take a few group photos and put them on Chelsea's official website.And for these group photos, paint needs to be poured on the arms, calves and uppers.This is a shining point designed by Adidas, and the fans bought it very much. A pure blue jersey with blue paint, dyed on the hands and feet, is simply amazing!The white jersey is paired with blue paint, and there is also a strong blue lion color in the fresh wind, while the black jersey is paired with blue paint-the combination of dark tones and cold expressions is simply amazing!

Dong Qiudi really thought so, because the photos set for the first two jersey releases could not be more domineering, and those decorative paints can only make Chelsea's style more intense, and make people who know the club aroused. Approval.But the first two times he just posed and took pictures, mostly for selling jerseys on the official website, and was not eligible to splash paint.

This time, he was pulled over.

Chelsea's big boss, Mourinho asked him to take pictures by name.

The photographer nodded, waved his hand, and pulled him over.Dong Qiudi was crying, feeling that there was no way to live through this day!Why was Uncle Psy behind him when he spoke?Why don't they remind themselves?

——The teammates reminded him, but this guy was too happy to say it, so he completely ignored it.

Then I finally experienced the feeling of a paint upper body.

It couldn't be worse!

Sure enough, if you want to look domineering or something, the price is indispensable!

Seeing that his socks and sneakers were already covered by blue paint, and finally poured on his hands, a pile of viscous liquid slowly slid across the skin, cold and sticky, forming a layer of paint on his skin. The shell finally fell drop by drop along the fingertips, soon covering a large circle of the ground.

He frowned slightly, feeling uncomfortable, like sticking brown sugar, it was sticky and clammy to the touch.And with so much paint, I don't know how troublesome it will be to wash it off.

Looking up, he saw a madman not far away, talking to the photographer.Dong Qiudi kept imitating a hundred ways to die in his heart, and happily complained to his teammates, but the Lord overheard him. Is there anyone more tragic than him?

Turning around, I found that Torres and Oscar had the same expressions, and my heart was finally balanced.In fact, Jin Tong was dragged into the water by him, because he tried to remind himself.

Torres seemed to feel uncomfortable, as if something flew into his eyes, and he wanted to rub them with his hands.

The photographer shouted in shock: "Don't move! You have paint on your hands, put your face up, it will be over soon!"

Dong Qiudi didn't know why, but burst out laughing, Toniu wanted to rub her eyes but couldn't, her eyelids blinked very fast, the scene was very interesting: "Fernando, don't blink, your eyelids will cramp if you blink again!" "

The photographer said: "Don't laugh, don't move!"

Dong Qiu Di held back his laughter very hard.

Mourinho suddenly spoke.The madman's voice was neither high nor low, neither fast nor slow, but Dong Qiu Di Leng suddenly heard a bit of murderous intent from inside, and immediately trembled.

"Tighten up! Tighten up your face! How can you have any momentum when you smile and take pictures like this!"

Then everyone at the scene witnessed the scene where the blond fluffy head instantly transformed into a statue. The fluffy head who was always smiling on his face was forced to straighten his face, his eyes looked straight ahead, and it seemed that he had successfully cosplayed the stone statue.The blue paint slowly dripped from his hands, the boy's expression was stern, his brows were raised lightly, and he seemed to be a different person in an instant.

Mourinho nodded, and when he turned around, Dong Qiudi's image instantly collapsed, and his eyeballs rolled around, as if conveying a lot of information.

It was originally a cos cold and ruthless version, but with his rolling eyeballs, it made people immediately think that he was thinking of some bad idea again, and all his arrogance was destroyed.

The madman suddenly turned around: "Why are the eyeballs spinning around!"

Uncle Bird, do you have eyes on your back?

"Turn around again and run five laps later." Mourinho suddenly remembered that the boy Faria said had good physical strength, almost in the top ranks in the team, so he changed his words, "Run ten laps."

The blond tousled head is dying: Uncle Psy, no such.Didn't you just... implicitly criticize Real Madrid's outfit?But the point is to praise the clothes I wear now!

......

In the end, Dong Qiudi finished taking all the photos with a sullen face under everyone's gaze. He deeply felt that his facial muscles were stiff, like a stone!The lethality of the madman is really incomprehensible!

After finally rushing to finish this group of photos, the photographer waved his hand to indicate that it was over, and looked at the madman without indicating.He immediately fled the scene on fire, as if the soles of his feet were oiled, and his speed was unparalleled.

"I think East is getting faster again?" Mata murmured.

"You are not alone." Lampard was very calm.

Unaware of this, the blond fluffy head rushed to the bathroom by himself.

His face was so tense that he almost lost consciousness, and the most special one at Stamford Bridge kept staring at this side, so that he didn't know how to move, and he was frozen!And this pile of paint, be careful to rub the skin off!

After turning on the shower head in the shower, he rubbed paint and burst into tears.

......

In the second training session that evening, Sky TV sent people over to shoot a short video.

Dong Qiudi walked over in front of the camera with red hands and feet, with a sullen face, holding his breath very uncomfortable.He just went to wash the paint in the morning, and kept rubbing and rubbing in the bathroom, feeling that he almost rubbed off a layer of skin.

This time the photographer was smoking a cigarette, with a long black ponytail and unshaven beard, very artist-like.

In the afternoon, Mourinho finally stopped staring at him, and Dong Qiudi reckoned that the madman should go to the office to deal with things.

The artist beckoned him to go over, looked him up and down, and Dong Qiudi felt that his hairs were about to stand up from being looked at.

"I said, why are you so sullen all the time? You're shooting a promotional video, and you're not going to fight."

Try it for a long time!Dong Qiudi pulled out a strange smile: "I won't smile after a long time." It's all because of his fast talk this morning!

It couldn't be more difficult, and it happened to be heard.I didn't see the madman until I hid in the bathroom. I was scared all day today, for fear of being pulled away by the madman suddenly.For this reason, he was ridiculed by his teammates, and Torres unfortunately filmed with him. Dong Qiudi had to bear the resentment of the golden boy and the little golden man.

Then in the two shoots today, one asked to tighten his face, and the other asked to laugh.Uncle Bird's great god stood there coldly, he even forgot how to move.

The diametrically opposite demands drive people to death!

Still laughing now.The blond fluffy head pulled out a wandering smile, the standard wandering.

The artist and photographer frowned: "Forget it, stop laughing and take pictures." What to do if a child is frightened.

Dong Qiudi felt that he was not far from schizophrenia, and maybe he could visit the hospital in the near future.

The author has something to say:

Today's update, I finally spit out orz

Completely obsessed with how to break the famine

In yesterday's League Cup, the skill of the broken car player to get the ball between the opponent's defender and the goalkeeper is simply max. It can't be described. He stole another ball

After the game, the little daughter-in-law and Uncle Bird hugged and gave the jersey =v=

We were in Madrid last season, and we are in London again this season. Although we are no longer in the same club, the friendship is unbreakable

Uncle Bird~ and Qiqi~

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Jose Mourinho! Jose Mourinho! Jose Mourinho! Jose Mourinho!

Mourinho's song was played at half time at the Emirates Stadium, the poor Nana fans were completely suppressed, the boos were only heard occasionally

The name of Mourinho in the away game resounded throughout the stadium, and fans of the broken car must like it!

The following is a moving picture gif, everyone must remember to fill up the points before watching

otherwise......

......hum o(￣ヘ￣o#)