[Football] The strongest man is already in the lineup

This, what is this answer?Psy!Want to save money on hotels?

Dong Qiudi has become a big face. Could it be said that the rich and powerful London club, owned by the Russian rich man Abramovich, and Chelsea, which is full of sparkling "not bad money" atmosphere, should also save money. Hotel money?But they will leave for Los Angeles on the night of the 29th, and there will only be two nights on the 27th and 28th in between, saving money on the hotel!

Is it not money for air tickets?fall!From Indonesia to the UK, and then from the UK to Los Angeles is also an expense!

Apparently the blond tousled head didn't get any answers, the whole team boarded the plane back to London that night, until everyone was drowsy on the plane, and finally got the reason to rush back - the new season has the Premier League Sky TV, which has the right to live broadcast, will take shots of every player in full armor walking towards the camera, and cut them into short clips, which will be broadcast on TV after the season starts and before the game starts.

Dong Qiudi complained about the big boss Murdoch of Sky TV in his heart, thinking that this time is simply a pain in the ass.

"Why can't we go back before the season, we must rush back at this time, we don't have enough rest." He whispered.

"I want to know too." Ruiz beside him echoed, "Time is so tight, we have to go to film!"

"But we have to go back, why can't we shoot in Indonesia? Then pass it on to him." Torres said.

Lampard in the front row turned his head and glanced at them leisurely.

Dong Qiudi had a bad instinct.

"Sky TV's promotional video is to show the lineup of the first team for the new season," said the team deputy.

Hey, there is nothing strange about this sentence?Dong Qiudi wondered if he had made a fuss, just now he thought that the team deputy would use a powerful attack to kill them.

A voice sounded from the front of the cabin: "So, if you want to stay in the second team, you don't have to go."

The madman added slowly. He stood up, scanned the cabin, and nodded over the heads of each person.

"Esther?"

It turned out that it wasn't that his sixth sense was inaccurate, but that the real Nima's was too accurate!The blond fluffy head trembled and cried bitterly: "Uncle Bird, I was wrong!!!"

Why am I always the one who's hurt!Are Uncle Psy, Toniu and Lu Pengpeng ignored by you?

......

Back in London, everyone went home separately, and did not forget that the madman said that they would gather at the Comba training base on the morning of the 29th.

Dong Qiudi dragged a huge suitcase with his left hand, a non-woven bag with his right hand, and a bulging backpack on his back, and walked home.My hands were so sore, I thought as I walked, I will never do this again!

There is half a box of food in his box, full of food in his backpack, and full of food in his non-woven bag.

Before the trip to Asia, the suitcase was empty, but there were only a few changes of clothes, and there were only some commonly used items in the backpack.But when they came back, they were all eaten!Full!up!

Ruiz, a big foodie, would take him out to eat together wherever he went. Oscar often went out with them. Dong Qiudi finally experienced the legendary Brazilian barbecue gang.

Then the team that went out to look for food together gradually expanded, and the variety gradually increased.The things I bought began to develop in a weird direction, such as crocodile leather belts, pearl fish leather bags, shark fins, sago, wood carvings... Dong Qiudi, who wanted to bring gifts to his parents at home, bought them without hesitation. Then he tragically found that the box couldn't fit.

So I bought another non-woven bag.

But now there seems to be a little problem.

Dong Qiudi stood on the sidewalk, watching helplessly as a crack suddenly appeared between the belt of the cloth bag and the body of the bag, and then it grew bigger and bigger, and finally separated completely——“啪”, the bag fell to the ground, and a hole was cut at the bottom. All kinds of food spilled all over the floor.

Dong Qiudi: ...Damn it! !What about the good quality, fake and shoddy products, bad reviews!

Looking up, there were no traces of shops around, and then looked down at the food rolling radially all over the ground with his feet as the center, Dong Qiudi decisively chose to ask for help.

He took out his mobile phone: "Mom, come and pick me up!"

......

"Hi, how are you resting?" Oscar greeted briskly.

"Stop talking." Dong Qiudi was listless, "It can't be worse."

Torres patted him sympathetically: "What happened?"

Dong Qiudi stared at Ruiz sadly: "Pengpeng, you bought so many things, did you get told by your mother when you went back?"

"Esther, you forgot. I live alone. My mother and the others are in Brazil. I haven't decided whether to come here. What's the matter?"

So is it just me who is unlucky?

Dong Qiudi: "My mother thinks that I bought too much food, and even broke a bag, and I can't finish it."

"But this is not the most important thing. When I woke up today, I found that my mother had locked up all the food I bought. But!! There are gifts I want to give to others in it!!" Dong Qiudi asked Crazy, "I didn't eat it by myself. My mother said she didn't know how much I ate in Asia. In order to prevent me from gaining weight, I couldn't eat a single bite in the future! Am I fat?"

Someone burst out laughing.

Dong Qiudi looked up and found that it was team deputy Lampard.

The blue army magic lamp meant something: "East, you forgot, we still have photos of you when you were young."

as a child?At that time, I was working as a ball boy for the Blues...

"Hey, is it really there? Why don't you take a look?!"

"No way!" Thinking of the photos of him when he was a child, the curly-haired young lady who had just been reborn, Dong Qiudi became even more frantic.

"Absolutely not!"

"Oh, oh, East, why are you so shy? What happened to the photos when you were young, is there any part of your body that we haven't seen?"

"Yes, East. Frank, you just contribute!"

The teammates chattered enthusiastically, and Dong Qiuqiu deeply felt that he finally understood the meaning of a phrase:

"No zuo, no die!"

......

The blond fluffy head died tragically under the siege of his teammates. Until his death, he never forgot to reject the request of his teammates, and strongly asked the team deputy not to release the photos in his hand. When he was still a ball boy at Stamford Bridge, he took a group photo with every player at that time!

Those photos clearly recorded his round body.Dong Qiu Di Shen feels that the sky is dark, what kind of world is this!

When it came time for the jersey to be photographed, he was almost the first to rush over.Looking at his fleeing back, the Blues players smiled unkindly: So the chatterbox can be defeated like this?What a surprise!

......

In addition to the shooting of the promotional video for Sky TV in the afternoon, there was also the shooting of the second away jersey for the new season-this is why they hurried back to London from Indonesia.

A team generally has three sets of jerseys, home jersey, away jersey and second away jersey.The home jersey is worn for home games, and the away jersey is worn for away games. However, if the opponent's home jersey is similar in color to your own away jersey, then the second away jersey must be used.

Chelsea's first two sets of jerseys this season have been released by Adidas, which are home blue and away white, and today's second away jersey - black.

This year Adidas designed a very eye-catching advertising slogan for Chelsea: "As long as it is blue, it doesn't matter."

"It's blue, whatelsematters." This is the idea that Adidas launched in the new season, and the jersey design is also going this way.The home game is still the traditional blue jersey with white printing, while the away game uses a different color scheme.The jersey is mainly white, with blue and red stripes on the chest. It is said to be the retro uniform style of the 60s of the last century. Red elements are added again. The combination of blue and red is surprisingly fresh.Dong Qiudi thinks it is better than the lump jerseys in previous seasons.

And today's second away jersey, the traditional black - the club's socks have been black since Chelsea's founding until 1959.The team uniform this time is also based on black, with silver matte and reflective alternating stripes, and there are three silver stripes on the cuffs.

Chelsea's aesthetics often make people complain about it, and Dong Qiudi still remembers that woolen coat. Although it was put on the shelves and then hurriedly taken off the shelves, the style of the coat is still deeply imprinted in his mind. Those densely packed Chelsea The team badge made people feel scalp numb, Dong Qiudi felt that it must be a sharp weapon to scare the patients with dense disease.And those Hawaiian beach-style shorts, can they be worn on the street!For a while, he wondered if the team had shorted the designer's salary, and that's why they came to retaliate against the society like this.

Fortunately, the jersey was not designed by them but by Adidas, and Adidas's aesthetics are in the Chelsea area, which is surprisingly good.As for Real Madrid's "Royal Netherlands" and "Royal Chelsea" on the other side of the mountain and the sea, haha!

Putting on the jersey, the blond with disheveled hair laughed loudly.

Teammate Zhanger Monk couldn't figure it out, where did this come from?Why didn't he do anything, and the kid just laughed foolishly?

"Esther, what are you laughing at?"

"Hey, tell me." The shaggy-haired blond smiled treacherously, very maliciously, "If Real Madrid is playing this season, will the fans see them as Chelsea?"

Recalling Real Madrid's jersey, the similar blue, and the ridiculed orange.Everyone in Chelsea was overwhelmed with joy, and burst out laughing.What color is that, Royal Chelsea?Ha, if you have bad eyesight, you might really think it's Chelsea!

"Adidas must be saving wages, changing our jerseys to a chest sponsor, and then slightly changing the team logo or something, tsk tsk! No need to use extra effort, how easy it is!"

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