Strive to be rich and handsome
Chapter 28 Journey Full of Juice
The room suddenly fell silent.
In the next second, Leori, who was so frightened that his heart stopped suddenly, twitched his forehead slightly, rushed forward and pressed the man with nails under him, grabbed the man with nails by his collar and murmured: "Do you know what you looked like just now?" It's scary, hey, do you know that people who scare people can scare people to death, hey..."
Suddenly, Leorio stopped, he lay on his back on the bed, looked at the ceiling and sighed: "Dingding."
"despair?"
Leorio felt that he had acquired new skills other than juice, for example, he could actually hear the questioning tone in the monosyllabic response of Xiaoding.
"We're out of money."
"Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck."
"Are you laughing at me?"
"Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck."
"Hey, hey, you figured out that it's us who have no money, not me who has no money!"
"Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck."
Because Leo Li didn't sell fruit juice these few days with Mitte's family, and he has no source of funds, so it's normal to have no money.
Leo Li sat up sullenly, Uncle Dongba was right, even if this kind of juice can improve the physique, ordinary people would not want to try it a second time.
Suddenly, Leo Li saw that the little nail started to pull the nail on his body.
"No, no, Dingding, no matter how poor we are, we can't sell your nails as scrap metal." The point is that you can't sell them for much money.
Xiaoding calmly pulled out a nail and stabbed Leorie's thigh fiercely, then continued to rub his hands in his arms.
One, two, three...
Leo Li stared dumbfounded at Xiaoding pulling out a dozen or so notes worth [-] guineas from his bosom.
"... Ah Ding, you really went to sell blood?"
Xiao Nail ignored him, but calmly inserted the torn nails back one by one.
"By the way, aren't you a robot?"
Xiaoding picked up the last nail and was about to insert it back, when he heard Leorie's words, his hands froze.
The next moment, a sharp arc was drawn in the air.
“啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊!!!!!!!”大叔的尖叫声响彻房屋。
"Uncle, are you okay!" Xiaojie pushed open the door violently.
Xiaoding calmly poked the piercing nail back into his body.
Leo Li smiled with a stiff face: "It's okay, it's okay."
"Dingding, Mitt seems very unhappy recently."
"Clack clack clack clack."
"Speaking of which, we should say goodbye to Mitt, too."
"Clack clack clack clack."
"I'm going to sell juice, how about you, Dingding?"
There is a task, Xiaoding scratched these words on the ground with a branch.
ah?In this world, do nail geeks also need work?Leorio was instantly in awe of Xiaoding.
Suddenly there was a commotion nearby, it turned out that it was Xiaojie who caught the Swamp King.
Leorio looked at the poor giant fish-like creature with great interest.
"Speaking of which, it's really rare for this thing to grow so big." Leorio asked the classmate Xiaoding beside him while talking.But this time, there was no such eerie clicking sound.
Leorie turned his head, and there was no one under the tree where they were chatting just now, only a single branch was lying there.
"Yeah? Orange juice is a special drink for hunters' tests held by the Hunter Association every year. It's specially given to newcomers to improve their physical fitness?" Xiaojie walked beside Leo Li with a fishing rod on his shoulders, his eyes widened.
"Yeah, and it's a special drink."
"Wow, that sounds amazing."
Leo forcefully suppressed his guilty conscience, and smiled at the adoring Xiaojie.
"Uncle, do you know where the exam is?"
"Ah."
"No. 2-5-10, Eshi Street, Saba City..."
"It's actually a barbecue restaurant?!"
After exchanging slogans, the waitress led the two into a room with walls on all sides and no tables or chairs on the ground.
The two were relatively speechless when suddenly the room shook and the entire floor sank slowly.
"...So that's how it is."
After a shock, the floor stopped moving down, because it was too early, so there was no one inside...
"Uncle, how is the situation?" Xiaojie looked through Leorio's information booklet while carrying the boom.
"Everyone is very vigilant, and they don't want to accept things from strangers easily." Leorie, who had failed five sales in a row, was half lying on the wall. Anyway, the money was paid according to the number of newcomers who came to the examination room. Influence.
"Yeah? Brother Xiaoding is also here to take the hunter exam." Leo Li, who was leaning against the wall, was taken aback for a moment, and moved over. Sure enough, there was a picture of that guy in the registration book.
"Really..." Leorio murmured, suddenly remembered something, "Wait, why do you call that guy brother my uncle?"
"Because Brother Xiaoding feels young."
"I'm fine too!"
"Liar!" Two child voices sounded at the same time.
One is from Xiaojie, and the other is...
Qi Ya held the skateboard in one hand, put his hands in his trouser pockets, and walked over with a cool face.
Leorio stared at the white-haired kid who suddenly appeared, and then quickly scanned around vigilantly.
"Hi, sister-in-law." Qi Ya, holding the skateboard in one hand, smiled slyly, "Don't look, my brother is not here."
Leorio breathed a sigh of relief, and then punched Qi Ya on the head, "Who is your sister-in-law!"
Suddenly remembering that this kid is also a newcomer, Leo Li showed him a cold smile, "Are you interested in a bottle of orange juice?"
"Speaking of which, uncle, you have added something strange, although I didn't recognize it." Qi Ya took a can, pulled the ring and sniffed it.
The eyes of the person next to him turned sharp instantly, Leori scratched his head and laughed dryly, "How is that possible."
"It tastes good, but my stomach hurts for a long time after I drank it last time." Qi Ya frowned and took a sip, "It seems to have the effect of strengthening the body."
"...It's just a stomachache?"
"Otherwise?" Qi Ya looked at him suspiciously.
"Will it hurt?" Xiaojie leaned over and asked curiously.
"Ah, it's okay, it should be tolerable." Qi Ya grinned at him, "Do you want to try?"
The two little ghosts here were chatting happily, and Leo Li squatted on the ground, looking bored at more and more newcomers, oops, the workload is so heavy.
There were more and more people, from two people at the beginning to more than a dozen people, and soon to more than 100 people, and soon the passage was full of people.
The air began to become cloudy and the environment became noisy.
Tap, tap, tap, tap... a strange sound sounded, and everyone looked at the entrance of the passage, and fell silent for a moment.
Is this shape really human?
"Hi, Little Nail." Leorio enthusiastically threw himself at the nail man whom everyone was avoiding.
Ever since he met Yiermi, Leorie has completely figured out one thing, all beauties are unreliable!Only a scary-looking guy like Xiaoding is very reliable, although this guy likes pranks, scares, sweets, and nails...
Wait, why do I suddenly feel that this guy is also very unreliable after counting them one by one.
Cough, it must be an illusion, so comforting himself, Leorie went up with a fearless spirit.
"Clack clack clack." Xiaoding walked over shaking his body.
"Are you greeting me?"
"Click."
"How about a bottle of juice?"
"Tat-tat-tat-tat."
Pulling the ring, Leori watched helplessly as Xiaoding brought the juice to his mouth, and in an instant, the can collapsed.
deflated, deflated, deflated...
Do you want to be so exaggerated? Hey, it was the first time I saw Xiaoding drinking juice, and Leo Li said that he was greatly frightened. He held the deflated soda can with both hands and stared blankly. The expression on his face was simply not Stunned can describe.
"Uncle, you really hooked up with men behind my brother's back." A certain silver-haired brat came over and sized up Xiao Ding with hostility.
Damn brat!A crossroad appeared on Leorie's head, and he grabbed a silver-haired kid who was not cute at all, with a grim expression on his face, "I have nothing to do with your guy! Ah! Why are you stabbing me?" Lei Oli Ouli turned his head and glared at Xiao Ding, who was stabbing someone.
Xiao Ding stared straight at the top of the passage with iron-gray eyes, and turned his head innocently after hearing Leo's questioning, "Click, click, click, click."
Leorie only felt that the veins on his forehead were popping out, he deeply doubted his previous judgment, why was this guy better than Yi Ermi before, the two of them are basically the same thing!
Feeling that he was seriously hurt, Leorio glanced at the candidates, oops, why do the guys who took the hunter test look so distinctive.
Leorio tried his best not to use words like grotesque to describe these candidates, but...it's really weird.
Ah, there is a muscular man, a short man, and a bald head.yeah?There is actually a clown, so familiar, it must be an illusion.
Scanning the candidates, I found that their appearance really made people not want to approach them.
wait wait wait!
Blonde hair, blue eyes, flat chest, beauty.
Leorio's eyes lit up, and he quickly opened the information booklet in his hand, Kurapika, male.
It doesn't matter, these days men are more attractive if they are prettier, Kurapika's little beauty is more gentle and charming than that bastard Ilmi.
With a heart of picking up girls, the uncle embarked on the journey with honor.
After the little blond beauty came in, she looked around indifferently, and then found a slightly secluded place to stand still, with a look of indifference to the surrounding environment.
"Participating in the hunter test for the first time?" Leo Li enthusiastically stepped forward.
"Ah, yes, a lot of people." Kurapika replied purely politely.
"There are four hundred and five people in total at the moment." Speaking of which, Leo Li took out a can of juice, "How about a bottle?"
Kurapika smiled but didn't reach out to pick up the juice, just looked around for a while, then looked at Leorio, "You're not new." His tone was very sure.
"Why do you say that?" Leorio was suddenly very interested in this little beauty.
"Generally speaking, it is impossible for a newcomer to find the hunter exam venue prematurely. Although the possibility of special circumstances cannot be ruled out, it is rare for you to reveal the number of candidates in one go."
"It is impossible for those who came late to know how many people there are. It is too difficult to count such a large area of darkness."
"And generally speaking, candidates will care about the content of the exam. Competitors, they will pay attention to those who are particularly weak, strong, or even beautiful and ugly, but not many people will care about the total number of candidates."
"The fact that you can report the number of people taking the exam shows two things. First, you came early. Second, it's not your first time to take the hunter exam. Of course, it doesn't rule out the possibility that you can obtain relevant exam materials. If it's the latter, you should be from the Hunter Association. staff of."
"But normally, even the old guys aren't so boring going around delivering juice."
After saying such a bunch of words indifferently, Kurapika looked up at Leorio, and made a final conclusion, "So—"
"I'm an old student or a member of the Hunter's Association?"
"That's roughly what it means." Kurapika nodded, and then continued, "General staff members have association logos on their bodies, but you don't have them at all, so I prefer the former."
"So what's your decision?"
"There's something wrong with the juice, I'm not going to take it."
Leo Li Dale, although it is not quite right, the conclusion seems to be correct.This matter ignited Leorio's enthusiasm for sales, ah, the bald head was just missed, and the information said it seemed to be Hanzo.
Leorio happily went in the morning and said hello: "Hi, hello..."
"I'm only telling you one person." Before Leori finished speaking, the bald man looked around vigilantly at the surrounding environment and leaned into Leori's ear, "Actually, I'm a ninja."
ah?ah? ?
Leorie was stunned, looking at this guy in disbelief, where did this kind of funny comparison come from.
The author has something to say: Actually, I really want Hanzo to dress up as Tang Sanzang and go to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures with Brother Monkey
In the next second, Leori, who was so frightened that his heart stopped suddenly, twitched his forehead slightly, rushed forward and pressed the man with nails under him, grabbed the man with nails by his collar and murmured: "Do you know what you looked like just now?" It's scary, hey, do you know that people who scare people can scare people to death, hey..."
Suddenly, Leorio stopped, he lay on his back on the bed, looked at the ceiling and sighed: "Dingding."
"despair?"
Leorio felt that he had acquired new skills other than juice, for example, he could actually hear the questioning tone in the monosyllabic response of Xiaoding.
"We're out of money."
"Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck."
"Are you laughing at me?"
"Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck."
"Hey, hey, you figured out that it's us who have no money, not me who has no money!"
"Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck."
Because Leo Li didn't sell fruit juice these few days with Mitte's family, and he has no source of funds, so it's normal to have no money.
Leo Li sat up sullenly, Uncle Dongba was right, even if this kind of juice can improve the physique, ordinary people would not want to try it a second time.
Suddenly, Leo Li saw that the little nail started to pull the nail on his body.
"No, no, Dingding, no matter how poor we are, we can't sell your nails as scrap metal." The point is that you can't sell them for much money.
Xiaoding calmly pulled out a nail and stabbed Leorie's thigh fiercely, then continued to rub his hands in his arms.
One, two, three...
Leo Li stared dumbfounded at Xiaoding pulling out a dozen or so notes worth [-] guineas from his bosom.
"... Ah Ding, you really went to sell blood?"
Xiao Nail ignored him, but calmly inserted the torn nails back one by one.
"By the way, aren't you a robot?"
Xiaoding picked up the last nail and was about to insert it back, when he heard Leorie's words, his hands froze.
The next moment, a sharp arc was drawn in the air.
“啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊!!!!!!!”大叔的尖叫声响彻房屋。
"Uncle, are you okay!" Xiaojie pushed open the door violently.
Xiaoding calmly poked the piercing nail back into his body.
Leo Li smiled with a stiff face: "It's okay, it's okay."
"Dingding, Mitt seems very unhappy recently."
"Clack clack clack clack."
"Speaking of which, we should say goodbye to Mitt, too."
"Clack clack clack clack."
"I'm going to sell juice, how about you, Dingding?"
There is a task, Xiaoding scratched these words on the ground with a branch.
ah?In this world, do nail geeks also need work?Leorio was instantly in awe of Xiaoding.
Suddenly there was a commotion nearby, it turned out that it was Xiaojie who caught the Swamp King.
Leorio looked at the poor giant fish-like creature with great interest.
"Speaking of which, it's really rare for this thing to grow so big." Leorio asked the classmate Xiaoding beside him while talking.But this time, there was no such eerie clicking sound.
Leorie turned his head, and there was no one under the tree where they were chatting just now, only a single branch was lying there.
"Yeah? Orange juice is a special drink for hunters' tests held by the Hunter Association every year. It's specially given to newcomers to improve their physical fitness?" Xiaojie walked beside Leo Li with a fishing rod on his shoulders, his eyes widened.
"Yeah, and it's a special drink."
"Wow, that sounds amazing."
Leo forcefully suppressed his guilty conscience, and smiled at the adoring Xiaojie.
"Uncle, do you know where the exam is?"
"Ah."
"No. 2-5-10, Eshi Street, Saba City..."
"It's actually a barbecue restaurant?!"
After exchanging slogans, the waitress led the two into a room with walls on all sides and no tables or chairs on the ground.
The two were relatively speechless when suddenly the room shook and the entire floor sank slowly.
"...So that's how it is."
After a shock, the floor stopped moving down, because it was too early, so there was no one inside...
"Uncle, how is the situation?" Xiaojie looked through Leorio's information booklet while carrying the boom.
"Everyone is very vigilant, and they don't want to accept things from strangers easily." Leorie, who had failed five sales in a row, was half lying on the wall. Anyway, the money was paid according to the number of newcomers who came to the examination room. Influence.
"Yeah? Brother Xiaoding is also here to take the hunter exam." Leo Li, who was leaning against the wall, was taken aback for a moment, and moved over. Sure enough, there was a picture of that guy in the registration book.
"Really..." Leorio murmured, suddenly remembered something, "Wait, why do you call that guy brother my uncle?"
"Because Brother Xiaoding feels young."
"I'm fine too!"
"Liar!" Two child voices sounded at the same time.
One is from Xiaojie, and the other is...
Qi Ya held the skateboard in one hand, put his hands in his trouser pockets, and walked over with a cool face.
Leorio stared at the white-haired kid who suddenly appeared, and then quickly scanned around vigilantly.
"Hi, sister-in-law." Qi Ya, holding the skateboard in one hand, smiled slyly, "Don't look, my brother is not here."
Leorio breathed a sigh of relief, and then punched Qi Ya on the head, "Who is your sister-in-law!"
Suddenly remembering that this kid is also a newcomer, Leo Li showed him a cold smile, "Are you interested in a bottle of orange juice?"
"Speaking of which, uncle, you have added something strange, although I didn't recognize it." Qi Ya took a can, pulled the ring and sniffed it.
The eyes of the person next to him turned sharp instantly, Leori scratched his head and laughed dryly, "How is that possible."
"It tastes good, but my stomach hurts for a long time after I drank it last time." Qi Ya frowned and took a sip, "It seems to have the effect of strengthening the body."
"...It's just a stomachache?"
"Otherwise?" Qi Ya looked at him suspiciously.
"Will it hurt?" Xiaojie leaned over and asked curiously.
"Ah, it's okay, it should be tolerable." Qi Ya grinned at him, "Do you want to try?"
The two little ghosts here were chatting happily, and Leo Li squatted on the ground, looking bored at more and more newcomers, oops, the workload is so heavy.
There were more and more people, from two people at the beginning to more than a dozen people, and soon to more than 100 people, and soon the passage was full of people.
The air began to become cloudy and the environment became noisy.
Tap, tap, tap, tap... a strange sound sounded, and everyone looked at the entrance of the passage, and fell silent for a moment.
Is this shape really human?
"Hi, Little Nail." Leorio enthusiastically threw himself at the nail man whom everyone was avoiding.
Ever since he met Yiermi, Leorie has completely figured out one thing, all beauties are unreliable!Only a scary-looking guy like Xiaoding is very reliable, although this guy likes pranks, scares, sweets, and nails...
Wait, why do I suddenly feel that this guy is also very unreliable after counting them one by one.
Cough, it must be an illusion, so comforting himself, Leorie went up with a fearless spirit.
"Clack clack clack." Xiaoding walked over shaking his body.
"Are you greeting me?"
"Click."
"How about a bottle of juice?"
"Tat-tat-tat-tat."
Pulling the ring, Leori watched helplessly as Xiaoding brought the juice to his mouth, and in an instant, the can collapsed.
deflated, deflated, deflated...
Do you want to be so exaggerated? Hey, it was the first time I saw Xiaoding drinking juice, and Leo Li said that he was greatly frightened. He held the deflated soda can with both hands and stared blankly. The expression on his face was simply not Stunned can describe.
"Uncle, you really hooked up with men behind my brother's back." A certain silver-haired brat came over and sized up Xiao Ding with hostility.
Damn brat!A crossroad appeared on Leorie's head, and he grabbed a silver-haired kid who was not cute at all, with a grim expression on his face, "I have nothing to do with your guy! Ah! Why are you stabbing me?" Lei Oli Ouli turned his head and glared at Xiao Ding, who was stabbing someone.
Xiao Ding stared straight at the top of the passage with iron-gray eyes, and turned his head innocently after hearing Leo's questioning, "Click, click, click, click."
Leorie only felt that the veins on his forehead were popping out, he deeply doubted his previous judgment, why was this guy better than Yi Ermi before, the two of them are basically the same thing!
Feeling that he was seriously hurt, Leorio glanced at the candidates, oops, why do the guys who took the hunter test look so distinctive.
Leorio tried his best not to use words like grotesque to describe these candidates, but...it's really weird.
Ah, there is a muscular man, a short man, and a bald head.yeah?There is actually a clown, so familiar, it must be an illusion.
Scanning the candidates, I found that their appearance really made people not want to approach them.
wait wait wait!
Blonde hair, blue eyes, flat chest, beauty.
Leorio's eyes lit up, and he quickly opened the information booklet in his hand, Kurapika, male.
It doesn't matter, these days men are more attractive if they are prettier, Kurapika's little beauty is more gentle and charming than that bastard Ilmi.
With a heart of picking up girls, the uncle embarked on the journey with honor.
After the little blond beauty came in, she looked around indifferently, and then found a slightly secluded place to stand still, with a look of indifference to the surrounding environment.
"Participating in the hunter test for the first time?" Leo Li enthusiastically stepped forward.
"Ah, yes, a lot of people." Kurapika replied purely politely.
"There are four hundred and five people in total at the moment." Speaking of which, Leo Li took out a can of juice, "How about a bottle?"
Kurapika smiled but didn't reach out to pick up the juice, just looked around for a while, then looked at Leorio, "You're not new." His tone was very sure.
"Why do you say that?" Leorio was suddenly very interested in this little beauty.
"Generally speaking, it is impossible for a newcomer to find the hunter exam venue prematurely. Although the possibility of special circumstances cannot be ruled out, it is rare for you to reveal the number of candidates in one go."
"It is impossible for those who came late to know how many people there are. It is too difficult to count such a large area of darkness."
"And generally speaking, candidates will care about the content of the exam. Competitors, they will pay attention to those who are particularly weak, strong, or even beautiful and ugly, but not many people will care about the total number of candidates."
"The fact that you can report the number of people taking the exam shows two things. First, you came early. Second, it's not your first time to take the hunter exam. Of course, it doesn't rule out the possibility that you can obtain relevant exam materials. If it's the latter, you should be from the Hunter Association. staff of."
"But normally, even the old guys aren't so boring going around delivering juice."
After saying such a bunch of words indifferently, Kurapika looked up at Leorio, and made a final conclusion, "So—"
"I'm an old student or a member of the Hunter's Association?"
"That's roughly what it means." Kurapika nodded, and then continued, "General staff members have association logos on their bodies, but you don't have them at all, so I prefer the former."
"So what's your decision?"
"There's something wrong with the juice, I'm not going to take it."
Leo Li Dale, although it is not quite right, the conclusion seems to be correct.This matter ignited Leorio's enthusiasm for sales, ah, the bald head was just missed, and the information said it seemed to be Hanzo.
Leorio happily went in the morning and said hello: "Hi, hello..."
"I'm only telling you one person." Before Leori finished speaking, the bald man looked around vigilantly at the surrounding environment and leaned into Leori's ear, "Actually, I'm a ninja."
ah?ah? ?
Leorie was stunned, looking at this guy in disbelief, where did this kind of funny comparison come from.
The author has something to say: Actually, I really want Hanzo to dress up as Tang Sanzang and go to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures with Brother Monkey
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