Strive to be rich and handsome

After finishing washing, Leorie found sadly that he had just left his clothes in the living room in a moment of anger. This is really a sad story.

The uncle looked around melancholy, well, apart from the slightly larger than normal size towel in his hand, there was nothing else that could be considered as cloth.After struggling for a while in the bath, I finally decided to face reality.

After holding a towel and gesturing on his body for a long time, he found sadly that no matter which posture he went out with the towel wrapped around his body, he looked extremely bad.

"Il fans." Leo Li tiptoedly opened the bathroom door and began to summon the big cat.

"Huh?" Yi Ermi looked up from the newspaper with an innocent face.

"I forgot to bring my clothes in here." Leo Li said a few words through his teeth.

"Oh." Yier fans nodded seriously, turned a page in their hands, and continued to look down at the newspaper.

"..." This bastard.The veins on Leori's forehead had a faint tendency to riot.

Suddenly, as if Yi Ermi had just realized it, he stood up and patted his head, "I remembered."

Then Leorie stared dumbfounded at Ilmi getting up and taking out a bright long dress from the room, yes, it was the one I saw this guy wearing in the Sky Arena before.

"..." This guy really is a bastard.

The big cat tilted its head to see him holding the skirt in his hand and maintaining the posture of handing it to him, with a rather innocent expression.

If you still believe this guy's expression at this time, he is an idiot, this bastard definitely did it on purpose!Leo Li gritted his teeth.

Choose between women's clothing and towels.

Leori struggled for a while, and then came out naked and unrestrained.

Heh heh heh, is there anything that I can't see with my strong body, bastard, do you dare not keep staring at me? !

Following Yiermi's gaze, Leorie saw his leg hair.Hehehe, is it bad? It's sexy. Well, can a man without leg hair be called a man? !

Yi Ermi withdrew his gaze expressionlessly, and turned the newspaper in his hand again, this time he covered his entire face.

The corners of Leorie's lips twitched, what do you mean by this behavior, bastard!

The final consequence of this romantic incident is that Leorie wears a set of brand-name suits and a pair of brand-name leather shoes belonging to Yi Ermi.

When Leorio returned to the room he rented, he immediately rolled up everything he could take away.

What do you say if you get caught?

Haha, how is it possible? !

If I hadn't taken the initiative to find him this time, he wouldn't have found me at all!The uncle with this idea said that he is very confident in hiding his whereabouts.

After booking five plane tickets to different places with my ID card, I decided to buy a bicycle and started the retail juice tour.

The so-called man's life should be full of dreams, money, women and juice! (Wait, looks like something weird got in the way.)

Let's head towards the rising sun!juvenile! 1

Never run around after five in the afternoon.

In the bar, the customer poked the hedgehog boy on the forehead and gave a serious warning.

That would be very dangerous behavior.

Legend has it that every evening there will be a man in a black suit with small black round eyes selling juice to passers-by.

He has a mature, stable and reliable face, he has a reassuring smile, but he also has the most terrifying juice in the world.

This man usually shows up with a blue bicycle with a basket full of orange juice, and if he asks you: How about a bottle of juice?

Please be sure to politely decline.

Because this man is an emissary from hell, that juice is a gift from the devil.

The wind blows the wind chime and makes a clear sound, and the light blue shell in the center of the wind chime is spinning, and it is almost dusk.The bright yellow sunlight shines into the bar, bringing a warm color to the wooden floor.

Half of the storefront is bright and the other is dark.In the bar, a young woman with burgundy hair was half propped on the counter, with her left hand half resting her chin, listening to the guests scaring her children, smiling helplessly and gently.

The guest spoke solemnly, and the boy with the hedgehog head raised his face and opened a pair of dark eyes, and asked curiously, "Then why does the devil give juice to humans?"

The man made a ferocious smile and was just about to scare the children when he heard the sound of a bicycle being pushed outside the door, followed by the sound of parking.

A pitch-black shadow appeared at the door, getting longer and longer as the person approached. Its owner was a tall man.

"Is there a hotel nearby?"

The man in the black suit, the small black eyes, the honest and honest appearance, and the succubus appear all the time.

The first sentence the messenger of hell spoke was not to sell fruit juice but to ask where the hotel was located.

Leo Li stroked his hair and walked into the bar, his eyes lit up when he saw Mitte sitting behind the counter with his chin resting on one hand, and all the boredom disappeared instantly.

He rushed forward in three steps at a time and grasped Mitte's hand on the counter: "Beautiful and kind lady, I wonder if there is a half-empty room here that can accommodate wandering travelers?

guest:"……"

Mitte withdrew his hand in embarrassment.

"Uncle is a traveler?" The clear child's voice sounded, and Leo Li looked down at the boy who was pulling the hem of his clothes, and felt struck by lightning instantly. Why are beautiful women these days either shemale or already have children, so excited It's like being wiped out in an instant.

"That's right, I'm a traveler who travels the world to sell juice." Leorio bared his teeth and gave Xiaojie a cold smile.

"Oh? What kind of juice?" The boy blinked his big dark eyes.

Leorio smiled strangely, took out a can of orange juice from his arms and handed it over, and asked with a smile, "Are you interested in getting a bottle?"

Xiaojie stretched out his hand to take it, but Leori took the juice back into his arms and said solemnly: "Children can't drink juice."

Everyone: "..."

Leorio coughed lightly and ordered a glass of beer.joke!If the kid has diarrhea from drinking, how can he make love to beauties.

"Then uncle, you must have been to many places."

"Ah, it's okay." Leorio would not admit that his world tour had only started for more than a week.

Xiaojie still wanted to say something, but heard the strange sound of the strange sounds sounded outside the door. Eyes, the entire face is almost muscle-less, terribly thin.

But all of these are not the point. The point is that this guy has nails all over his face, and the weird clicking sound just now is probably made by this guy.

Xiaojie straightened his eyes, the messenger of hell is more believable than the guy just now, rather than the guy in front of him.

Leorie coughed lightly, grabbed a nail monster who was maliciously threatening passers-by, pulled him behind him helplessly, and explained to Mitte with a helpless face: "This is my brother, he accidentally got out of the house." A car crash, and then the lineup went down like this."

Speaking of which, Leorio also showed Mitte the photos he secretly took of Il fans before, while sighing with grief: "My brother used to be a famous handsome man in the local area."

After looking at the photos, the eyes of everyone present looking at the Nail Monster instantly changed from terrifying to pitiful.

The guest took a sip of wine and sighed: "The world is really unpredictable."

"Who says it's not." Leo Li pretended to wipe away his tears, and continued to cry, "Since my brother became like this, my mother kicked him out of the house, and my mother said that she would have nightmares when she saw such a face. "

"But how can I abandon my brother who is a mother and a compatriot, so we started selling juice together, but many hotel staff despise Xiaoding's appearance..." Leo Li said that he reached out and grabbed Mitt's in the emotional part His hands were almost stuck on the whole body, and suddenly something pricked his thigh hard, he screamed in pain and turned around with a hideous face.

The failed plastic surgeon known as Nail inserted the nail that just poked Leorio back into his collar as if nothing had happened.

Mitt pulled his hand away again in embarrassment.

After readjusting his facial expression, Leorio looked at Mitte with a lonely face: "I hope the kind lady can take us in temporarily."

Just like that, Leorio shamelessly stayed at Xiaojie's house.

Ever since he knew that Mitt was just Xiaojie's aunt, the uncle was ready to move again.

The night at Whale Island is quiet, with a bright moon hanging quietly in the sky.

On the bed, the two were lying side by side chatting, to be precise, only Leori was talking.

"Little Nail, you also think Mitte is so pretty, right?"

"Clack clack clack clack."

"Xiao Ding, what kind of woman do you think can help others raise their sons for more than ten years?"

"Clack clack clack clack."

"Little Nail, what do you think of me marrying Mitt?" Leorio asked enthusiastically.

Xiao Ding, who was looking out the window with his back turned to him, instantly turned his head 180 degrees to look at him.